You will not understand what this post is about if you have not loved someone in a way that you can do anything for them.... I mean ANYTHING!
I remember celebrating my boyfriends birthday when i did not have a dime... The party was the talk of the town and had started off as a joke and soon people were coming to ask me if i was truly celebrating, instead of saying No, lovestruck me decided to go the extra mile.. I said Yes and went to lady who owned a Restaurant and told her i was expecting money but needed to celebrate and would pay her the next day after the party..... She liked me and agreed .
The Party was celebrated on credit, the venue was so full and more than was expected was spent... I developed fever at the venue because i planned to host 10 people and was counting 50 and they all had food....JESUS!
The next day i started going round looking for money to pay while those who attended were relaxed at home....Chei!
By the time i was done paying the lady who handled the food and drinks, I was out of love... LMAO...
Love made me pretend to have what i did not have, it was a big lesson for me and i will never forget...
What crazy thing(s) did you do for love?
lets gist!
I stayed in a face me i slap you with him for 3days.The house had just one toilet,no water ,no kitchen.Craziest thing is they always make use of small paint buckets to defecate in the bathroom and evacuate into the almost collapsed toilet.Early in the morning,you wake up and see differnt arrays of washed dried paint buckets displayed at the backyard.And it was a two storey in one ghetto area.Thank God i left the relationship cos the guy was even rusticated in his 3rd year in the uni.I got to know later.
ReplyDeleteKiaaa and i dey chop. And i though mine was bad. My Ex lived in a big house in Ikoyi but it was dirtyyyy. The father was late so there was no money again to maintain the house. Furniture was old,dusty and dirty. Seems the mother developed mental problems after the old man passed. She would go for days without taking a bath i heard and be drinking and smoking throughout the day. I just knew i cldnt cope in such an insane family.
DeleteThe first day i spent tbe night in his dirty room,i saw a rat run across the room,i never seen such thing before. Toilet and bathroom so dirty too,no running water in the toilet..i couldnt sleep throughout the night. I couldnt wait to return to my own house the next day,he was begging me to stay another night. I said never in my mind. How do u tell someone their house is extremely dirty. The rltshp didnt even last.
OMO!!!
DeleteThat time in one's life when you decide to drop your standard a little. I met this guy, really handsome and the kind of body I like. That period, I was going through some stuff and just needed someone to be gisting with. He came through. One night he told me to come spend the night at his place. Semi face me I face you. One room but he built kitchen close to the room. Shared only toilet. One paint bucket was my peeing toilet. Chai! God have mercy. I left my one bedroom flat to come and be facing this? The day my head reset was when No. 2 started worrying me in the middle of one particular night. This was after more than 3 weeks on bucket peeing. I was sweating all over. He was busy snoring and enjoying his sleep. Will I wake this guy up now to follow me to the toilet or what. The toilet wasnt close to the rooms. I tried to hold it. It was around 2am. Still plenty time before day break. I looked around, saw newspapers, and big nylon. Helped myself. He was still sleeping. I tied the shit, opened the kitchen door and put the nylon just outside the door. Day break, I lied to him that I vomited. He helped me carry the nylon and was even swinging it as he was seeing me off. He wanted to throw it in one canal close to us. It was days later I confessed to him. I later named him shit carrier. Lol.
Delete😂😂😂😂 mine is very recent ooo, I spent money I was keeping for my school on my man, he was hospitalized, the money needed to be spent jare. I don't regret it. I'm like that o. If it happened all over again, I think I would still do the same thing again. But, the suffer and tears it took me to raise the money back later, hmm Chim o!
DeleteKai love. I have done A LOT and will NOT do again. I am an Oriaku now. My eyes don open!
DeleteI started dating a deputy director during my service year. He really liked me and I liked him too. The sex was good too. That time, I didnt know how to count to know when my period will start, so that particular Saturday, he was already on his way to my house when my period started. Chai! Will this man drive all the way from town to my side just to come and be shining teeth. Well, he sha came and I told him my period came fully (there were times when first day will be just drops). He suggested we do it from behind and I agree. Was it sweet? Damn! I cant even remember. That day sha was the first and last. He even came inside oo.
ReplyDeleteHope you've given your life to Christ?
DeleteThe topic is crazy things we did for love. Yours was likely done for money or influence, not love.
DeleteHaving sex during menses is a blood covenant.
DeleteOhhhh Love!!!🤔😢🥱🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️
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DeleteOgaoooooooo... this is too much...
DeleteNa wa 😳
DeleteYou need Jesus in your life pls. Give your life to Jesus Christ.
DeleteInstead of going home after semester break,i travelled all by myself to benin.No one was aware,even my guardian in school.First two days,we were spending my money.Guy told me hes yet to be paid(plays for one local football club).The benin girl he was dating came to cause wahala one night,and insist he go with her to pass the night,he obliged and they left me all by myself.The next morning one of the neighbours that came to settle fight borrowed me money to go back to my base.When i called the neighbour to thank him days later,he told me the benin girl is a married lady that spends money on him and it was the best thing i left.I counted my losses and moved on but i reminisced on the whole journey and thank God,something bad didn't happen to me.That was a risk for someone not worth it.
ReplyDeleteA girl was impregnated by her boyfriend who denied in front of both families but acaccepted with the girl.she was sent out from home by her parents and she got to go back to her Formal toaster who in turn brought her to me to be staying with me since himself was looking for a place to stay..na so 2 of them end up living in my house..few weeks later,I fell inlove with her and her pregnancy..lol..I borrowed money when and even starve to make sure she eats.to cut it short,her parents found out she was with me and looking well taken care of,they came and took her home and both the girl and the parents slideline me and blocked me everywhere possible..
ReplyDeleteSecond one was in first year,a girl I was toasting in my first year had school fees issue,I had to give her mine and lied to my people that I was robbed.when I came back from village,I went to her hostel
unannounced and met another guy banging the daylight out of her..na cry I cry go house
Chai 😁😁😁
DeleteEeeyah! 😂😂
DeleteSans and funny at the same time. You are a nice guy o! God go bless you with person wey Jogo take advantage of you.
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DeleteBS no be small chai!.the second girl own really pain me but I swallow like a man
DeleteYou have a good heart. I hope the first girl will one day come and explain to you what happened.
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣only you na lover boy
Delete@olomo olomo,i had serious problems with my people.different opinions here and there about the girl carrying someone's child.what if something happens to her and this that!..I was even ready to marry her with the unborn baby.she has given birth sha and named him after me.😂
Delete@olomo olomo,i had serious problems with my people.different opinions here and there about the girl carrying someone's child.what if something happens to her and this that!..I was even ready to marry her with the unborn baby.she has given birth sha and named him after me.😂
DeleteUr eyes don see ooooo....
DeleteI tell people that what love cannot do does not exist but they won't believe
Naming the baby after you was some kind of appreciation.
DeleteOlomo olomo,yes that exactly what she did..let me say something I forgot..
DeleteAfter the birth of the baby,everyone was gossiping about the girl why?? The babe is a photcopy of me.you don't need a DNA for that.so there were suspicious talk about me and her.lol..if not for the fact she was 4months gone before meeting me,them for say na me give am Belle😂.just the difference is the fact the baby is fair fair and I'm black..it was a big issue after the birth.but some people told the parents that,the fact I was the person who stood by her during those months she needed her boyfriend or parents,the love and care I showed her was genuine and from the heart,that's makes the baby to took me as a father who was their for him..abeg I no sabi write plenty but it was nice experience living with a pregnant woman and it changed my mindset about women (positively)
Wow. You missed a bullet there with the paternity claim. You did well and the baby knows it.
DeleteYour mumu don do abeg 😂😂😂
DeleteUnapologetic,no be small mumu..but that has being my life style.
DeleteYou are kind sha
DeleteStella, your story really cracked me up🤣
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend had a police case so he spent some days in a police cell,the day he was released I made my favorite porridge yam and took to his house thinking he will be very hungry.. When I brought the food to him,this boy did not even bother to test the food but told me that he don't eat porridge yam rather I should keep it for his younger brother that went to school.. My mind just told me he was suspecting I put love portion in the food because he knows I really liked him. I jejely sat down on the floor opened the food and FINISHED EVERYTHING in his presence, picked up my flask and left.
ReplyDelete😆😆 nice one
DeleteYou no dey carry last 👍👍
DeleteYou no dey disappoint hahaha
Delete🤣🤣🤣Fan fan
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DeleteFan Emmanuel...u be real cavse..u he mind oooo
DeleteOnyeala! What's your definition of, 'screw you' again? Lmao! Loveeet oo😂😂😂✌️
DeleteYou kuku be case before. Correct! 😂😂😂
Deleteoh fan🤣💕
DeleteLol
DeleteCorrect... No time to cry over spilled milk
DeleteAre you from Nnewi? 😂😂😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 chilekeeeee. Fan, maka why😅
DeleteEweeeehh..Love made me pay his mother's hospital bill and dash him my phone and lied I entered one chance
ReplyDeleteE dey happen ooooo
DeleteStill thinking 🤪
ReplyDeleteSo many silly and pleasant things.
ReplyDeleteCooking,washing and free sex.
ReplyDeleteBut I never buy expensive gifts.
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DeleteFinally u be wife material...God gat ur back
DeleteOmoh! One there was one guy I was absolute in love with. He did no wrong in my eyes, the love was crazy and I couldn't hide it. During the time we were dating, they posted him to Bauchi and the boko haram whatever was serious back then. That was how he invited me over, I went o without thinking twice. He didn't have money for flight so I had to travel by road. Naso journey start o, two full days I was on the road. I have never traveled that much distance in my entire life. The second day of journey (in the night) we were approaching Bauchi already, Naso hot sh*t worry me. You know all these watery poo that you can't even control. It was a luxurious bus and a guy was seated beside me. We couldn't stop because it was all covered with bushes. That was how the guy have me nylon to poopoo right in the bus just in front of my sit. Brethren, I sh*t the sh*t o, I no even shy anything. As I wan throway shit outside the window, naso everything scatter o not knowing that the nylon was torn somewhere. Kai!!!! I suffer🤮😭😭😭 I can't even narrate wetin my eyes see finish thereafter. This guy still dumped me o but thank God for life
ReplyDelete😱😲 ha!!!
DeleteShits happens...
DeleteJesus is Lord. Haaaaa
Delete😜😜😜😜. Sorry dear.
DeleteOlomo o 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nice pun!!
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 Olomo you are not nice @shit happens
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DeleteReally?😮😮😮
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DeleteMy ex boyfriend asked me to help him send a laptop from my state to Ila oragun in Osun where he is working bcos he is a computer analyst. He promised to refund me the transport fare if I can help him send it. Instead of refunding the money, he called me professing his love for me and I was love struck so I couldn't demand for the tfare. Within 2 month, the relationship pack up like a pack of cards. He suddenly ghosted me. I felt betrayed only to discover that he was a married man disguising as a single guy. Prior to that, he told me of a contract he needed money for a million naira, having discovered that I don't have such amount. He ghosted me with immediate effect. I feel like demanding my transport fare fee from him. Very wicked man. Henceforth,I refuse to give my 100 percent in relationship till it leads to marriage.
ReplyDeleteIt was clearly based on your own experience you assumed that chronicles poster's husband must be cheating. I pray God sends you a right person to change that mindset that all men are like that.
DeleteLMAO this is funny.
DeleteBiko collect your money fast. Imagine!!!
DeleteI borrowed him my school fee after telling stories of how he needs to settle some people for him to retain his non-existent job, I later had to borrow money to pay my fee, I also gave him money meant for my final year project, which made me had extra year because I was unable to submit my project on time, this really pained me because I never had a single carry over throughout my years in school, and the worst of it is that no dime was paid back. He is such a pathetic liar that can build skyscraper and mansions with his lies.
ReplyDeleteDating a lier is the worst thing that can happen in relationship. Hope you have graduated?. All the best dear.
DeleteKiaaa i dated a liar like that too. He tried all means to collect my money but it just didnt work. It was long distance someone hooked us up. We broke up before we even physically saw. Me dat was so broke back then,i wasnt working yet but he felt he will see my "rich parents money". In his mind he has seen a rich girl,my parents dat only give u wat u need.
DeleteLied he was building a house,said he needed 150k to give his engineer,dis was 10yrs ago. Expected me to go meet my parents for d money. Foolish bastard.
Another time he said he got a job in Dubai and needed money for ticket. By then i had gotten a job at the Bank. I asked him let me see ur offer letter,the guy didnt even know what that meant. From there i knew this guy is a scam and i cut him off.
Always talking of non-existent business and hes always broke and looking for loans. Only 25k i borrowed him,i never saw it again.
Such men are parasite dat will suck you dry,was a relief when i met someone that was opposite of him. Had a very good job and never asked for a kobo and always there for me.
I was 15 and a broken orphan, I met one heartless beast that professed love to me, I agreed to date him. He was my succour when my uncle and his wife started reminding me of my dead parents. I really loved him even though I knew some of his behaviors were wrong. Oga will fuck me several times whenever I visited just to agree to buy me food. My uncle doesn't give me morning and night food so I had to depend on him for food. So on my way to sch I will branch to his house to collect money for food or maybe he will give me some leftover food,he will fuck me more than 3 times. I always got to sch late. Till oneday, a young lady living in the same compound with him accosted me, I told her everything because I was already tired. She asked me to stop instead I should be cleaning her flat for a pay. She started paying me 1000 for a week plus other goodies. That's how my eyes opened, I gained enough strength to rebuke the beast. Thank God my mom's junior sister came for me after I finished secondary sch. I am still in contact with the lady that saved my life.
ReplyDeleteMay God punish that man exceedingly wherever he is. And may He equally reward that lady.
DeleteSo sorry
DeleteThis wasn't even love
He took advantage of you
God bless that woman
This story is sad , no yours wasn’t things we do for love , you were taken advantage of and let down by those who were supposed to be there for you. I’m so sorry for your experience, hope you’re in a better place now . 🤗
DeleteThank God for that lady. Some women are life savers.
DeleteWhat a sad story . God bless the lady that rescue you.
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DeleteI’m so sorry to read this. May God reward in their own coin all who took undue advantage of your unfortunate situation and remember for good, those who helped you.
DeleteI pray God prospers you in all you do and heals your spirit.
He could have chosen to show compassion for an orphan but that man took advantage of a 15 Yr old who had limited options. Sadly, a lot of men like that still abound. Such trash people. May God bless that woman who helped you. In her days of need May she find help.
DeleteHewwwww such a wicked man. Chaiiii sorry Nnem 😔
DeleteLove will make you do crazy things lol
ReplyDeleteI have been nothing but nice and good to him. I support him,care for him etc. But l noticed he hardly calls. Sometimes if l don't initiate communication, we could do a day without talking. I have asked him about this and he said he's not the calling type and that he would work on it. Still, l don't see any effort from him. I understand no 2 persons are the same but for how long do l keep waiting on him? It's draining me emotionally and l don't want to appear too needy because l am not. Please has anyone been in the situation? How did you handle it?
ReplyDeleteHe does not love you. You make time for who's important.
DeleteHe doesn’t love you!
DeleteHe’s not that into you!
Move on.
I carried a cake from abuja to lagos in a bus on my lap for hours to celebrate my so called boyfriend,his friends collected the cake while calling me iyawo ,thanked me,and closed their door.they lied that the guy travelled.I kept calling his phone which kept ringing from inside the house.These guys left me outside till late at night oh and na my mother market money i use do birthday cake and transport fare.Aliyu Gbenga e no go better for you lol
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteNa wah. Maybe he was with another lady inside. Him and the lady will partake in eating the cake. The cost of the cake will not be compared to the stress of carrying the cake from your destination to his base. Na experience. Let him off your.mind. he does not deserve you.
Delete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThings we do for love...
Delete😀😀😀😀😀 na you win o
DeleteThe guy and his friends are wicked .
The ending part make me laugh hahahahaha .
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DeleteLmao...aliyu gbenga e no go better for you.You're so funny
DeleteFree sex, money gave my all in that relationship.My body soul spirit was invested in that relationship.
ReplyDeleteSee environment where he stayed then mouth no fit talk am I no believe say I go enter and stay for that kind of disgusting and dirty area. I will leave my comfortable house and go there to visit.
I was covering for him, saving face. Then I will gift myself something and then lie to my friends and sisters that he did it for me.kai I chop shit for that relationship. The relationship still end bobo was a cheerful giver. Community dick that he has fucking every thing in skirt and me I was there playing loyal girlfriend not knowing that I was being played.
It really fucking hurts walahi but I walked away from there and never to go back there again
I was cooking like a housegirl for the guy and his friends in school.the guy dumped me after 2 years,only then did one of his roommates tell me that i was a sidechic and he loves me like his own sister that was why he told me.I told him he is wicked,why tell me now when you could have saved me the stress.he said my food was too delicious and he didn't want to miss out lol.what a wicked world.
ReplyDeleteCarry grounded tomatoes with a life fowl,from ado ekiti go Ibadan, the second day was his birthday,I wanted to cook chicken soup,and I went prepared🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteOh God🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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DeleteIyawo wa😂😂😂
DeleteShe said she went prepared 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na chief priestess I de see so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteIt was my service year,I was dating a supposed "Big boy" working and doing well for himself,but shi shi i no dey see.Even for a person that was given an official line with credit,i was always the one doing calling him with my meagre pocket money and allowee.I had to borrow money from my friends to travel to pay him a visit in Lagos (which he promised to repay ooo but never came),ended up using my money to cook for him and buy him drugs when he was not well.Dude was going for clubbing and outings alone,clearly cheating on me,while I was left at home a house guest cleaning and washing clothes onto "wife material" that he was preserving from his rakish friends..chaii.His laundry man came to collect clothes as usual and he discharged him for that week cos his "maid" was at home.I was so emotionally drained in that particular relationship, crying everytime, zero self esteem,and he knew I loved him so much ,so he intentionally hurt me.
ReplyDeleteIt took serious prayers and I had to borrow myself sense,and take a walk.When my eyes opened eh,I was very angry with myself for the things I did and time wasted,but thats life and we learn everyday.
On the flip.side,yeye guy came back years after,with an even nastier attitude, so that we could pick up from where we stopped,and taught yours truly was still the naive fool as I was,and I gave him the insult of his life that he ran for his dear life.Hehehehe
Sold my sim card for 50k and trekked all the way from oyingbo to Oworoshoki cause my then boyfriend needed the sum of 50k and I had only 50k on me.
ReplyDeleteChaiiii.... Things we do for love
Sim card 50k? When was this please?
DeleteIn the 70s.
DeleteSIM card or Phone?
DeleteI cooked from my family house to bring him as a surprise on Easter day as he claimed he was lonely,only for me to jam his supposed ex,spreading towel.This was a guy that I went to his village with him ,and saw myself pounding fufu and using pit latrine(something i never do before) all in the name of love and accepting him the way he is.Infection wey I spend money treat afterwards ehh after using the pit.I never knew a broke guy could also be a community dick.So i should as well aim higher, since fidelity is not guaranteed either ways.
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DeleteChai! sorry oh
DeleteI was told by one prophetess that I would get married soon, and my ex just got an admission then, so it's obvious they are not talking about him cos he wasn't ready, I went to monastery to pray that God should not allow me to marry another man apart from him. I even went as far as telling my mum that if I didn't marry the guy, I won't marry any other man. I care for the guy more than I care for myself. He didn't even spend any penny on me for 3years that the relationshit lasted. Well, I endured everything and we became friends after the relationship ended, I tell him everything, but the idiot thinks I'm still that naive girl so I blocked his number and allow him to be on my WhatsApp only so he can always see how better I am without him. Though he has apologized but I don't want to have anything with him again which I told him.
ReplyDeleteSold all my jewelries to buy our wedding ring
ReplyDeleteBought almost all the house hold items cuz he lost his job when we are planning wedding.now he has small change and I'm totally broke.thinking of leaving the marriage soon.#chronicle of a stupid girl
I borrowed him almost a million naira cos his business was troubled, he didn't pay me back so I broke up with him. I can't be with someone without any iota of integrity. When I met him he told me he has one baby mama only for me to realise he has 3 other kids from different women. I can't deal so I called him and asked him why he didn't want to marry any of his baby mamas, why bring another lady into the mess you have already created for yourself?
ReplyDeleteI Removed my parents names from my school forms and replace it with the Idiot as the sponsor, even though he never gave me a dime! School went on break and i got back home to meet him with a pregnant lady living with him and he has the got to tell me "because you are a virgin, i have to do it one way or the other but am not going to marry the girl so pls hold on for me".
ReplyDeleteGuess what? mumu me was actually holding on till i met a guy that used hot slap to reset my brain. Their entanglement didn't last so he came back during my youth service pleading with me to come and be step mum to 3boys! i just pick race without turning back!! Alakoba!!!