Wedding Night Brouhaha

Oh Dear!!!

Hello ladies and gentlemen..

 it's finally time for my wedding night shenanigan Lol

Wedding night has always been a big deal for me from way back, I remember my friends and I always talking about it in university and I would talk about how I will do every sxxx style and go for plenty rounds.. sleep keh? 

Ko possible lol. 

We must do the do throughout that night, because it's my first night of gbenshing without feeling guilty about it 


When we picked the wedding date I checked my period calendar app and saw that my period would come on my wedding day. I was angry o, begged and begged my boo to 'pour' inside me lol so I can use contraceptive, you know that would scatter the menstruation date. He refused o, said we are not doing anything again till we get married. That was like months before the wedding.


I woke up by 4:30am on my wedding day , took my bathe and drank a whole pure water. My friend said that would free my stomach and I won't be pressed throughout the day. So I did just that on an empty stomach of course.

My make-up artist started doing my makeup and about an hour later or so serious cramps started. I was in so much pain, ran to the restroom and 'mr visitor' was there staring at me lol.


It was heartbreaking lmaoo.

How will my almighty wedding night be today?

How will I cope on my wedding day with cramps and a 'mr red visitor' . I was just telling my chief brides maid to check my gown, 'hafa am I stained? Lol
After the wedding, we left my village that evening for my husband state. Which was like 4hours journey.


After the housewives did all the welcome party , washing of legs, prayer , eating and small party etc I finally showered and It was time to sleep, or time for wedding night brouhaha.


My DH started firing prayer, from praise and worship to a long prayer session. Honestly I was tired I won't lie..

After the prayer, we started telling each other sweet nonsense and promises lol, and he was like 'you know we can not do anything tonight'. Heartbreaking but that's the truth, it's literally impossible to kolabo.


So I was like, at least let's kiss and do other sweet things.. he said he was tired but okay.
That's how we started kissing, lazy kiss o cos we were both very tired. We Sha was kissing.. the next thing I remember was waking up the next morning. Hahahahaha.. still in the same position we were last night when kissing  we legit slept off while kissing . 

It was so funny.

That was how my wedding night went, and nothing happened until like 5 days later. Heartbreaking yeah... I know e pain me I no go lie.



*One night no spoil anything nah......