MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings to all the Kings and Queens on this platform..... Or is everyone King?Hahahahahhahahahahaha

IN HOUSE MEMO

The face of in house news competition post will be posted on Tuesday cos I am yet to sort it out properly.

Make una no vexs.....

Thanks for the correction in the comment section on the errors i made on some posts today.....No excuse....

The person who dropped an insult, the Joke is on you for coming here at all to read the Blog of a proud 3rd class graduate....Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I can make any mistakes cos I am not perfect ...She you me? me she you? lol

Hope your day is sailing smoothly?

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

Fashion trends and its shenanigans, the first thing I look out for when picking an outfit, a shoe or accessories is comfort. Something I can jump, run or move freely in.

I hate being uncomfortable, so my style has transitioned from my teenage tom boy days to lots of maxi outfits. I love heels and all but I have settled for wedges, flats and sandals.

Last week my sisters had a sit down with me and the topic was my fashion style. They are of the opinion that I am starting to look like a beautiful grandma instead of the young mom that I am. 

Truly I see outfits on way older women ( you know all those nice bubus and lace and maxi jumpsuits) and I tend to gravitate towards them .

They came harmed with pictures and all, of nice trending yet comfortable styles that were age appropriate. They succeeded in convincing me and I am looking forward to transforming my looks but one thing I refuse to spend my money on are those designer tiny bags that you can’t even put your phones in it. What’s the purpose of spending so much money on it.

Also there are lots of ugly shoes in rage now, shoes that look like the ones my mom wore when I was growing up, not only are they ugly they look so uncomfortable yet expensive, I refuse to spend money on them just because they are trendy.

I am keeping my fingers crossed as I watch and see what they are capable of doing.




LOL.....  some people spend million on just bag and shoes... who get am they spend am, nah who no get dey complain..





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NAZIRITES INK

PRAYER DAWN BIZZARE.


Sometime ago, considering the move of God over the church, my family and I decided to do a three hours prayer chain. It was suppose to be a vigil. I was also determined to invite some of my friends regardless of their location. I chatted up Tobi, my old school mate, and he agreed to join the chain so I sent him some prayer points, We were not in the same city.


At exactly 11:55pm, I picked up my Bible, woke up my husband and his brother. The entire house has two bed room and a parlour, so each room had different person in it, we began praying and each speaking in tongues, the entire compound was on fire, the silence was deafening as the presence of God had heavily conveyed the whole premises, the arena was in quick flames.


At about past 2:00am, few steps away from our flat, suddenly, we heard a loud bird-like cry as of someone that is gruesomely burning, apparently, it was was a witch, so we thought. The witch was coming from their coven, set on an errand but met more than it bargained for.


There was complete tranquility as we heard the bird scream in absolute horror and pain, struggling to catch its breath and then it disappeared. We were dazed, we came out of the room, glorified the Lord collectively, held hands tighter, increased the tempo of the prayers as we fiercely spoke in tongues, the prayer chain ended after 3:00pm.


Early the next morning, the neighbors began recounting the experience, obviously, the incident terrified them as well and kept sleep far away from their eyes. We were still discussing about how violent the prayer got when we began hearing noises from the third house, it was Iya Yemi's compound.


Iya Yemi was the only provision seller in the street, and she's a known curser, very competitive and vile. Her constant quarrels with every other women who dare to delve in her line of trade had given her a nick name behind- 'Ìyá Àjé' (suffix to mean, 'Witch mother') however to her face, we call her Ìyá Ajé (meaning  'Mother of Wealth').


We rushed there in a bid to know what the was happening, and on arrival, people were everywhere, so I stood at a distance, I began to connect the dot, could it be that she was a witch, could it be that she was the bird, has she finally been exposed, ....


Quickly, I moved closer and squeezed my way through the crowd so as to get a clearer view of what had happened.


Turns out the mammoth crowd was there because Iya Yemi's native Hen that had nine chicks that drowned in the well over night was taken out that morning. Shockingly, right then and there, a stray goat walked towards the carcass and began eating the dead chicks like a carnivore.

I wasn't told, I was there! For many days, I kept wondering if the previous night prayer had anything to do with the shocker.  



Mammoth crowd because of Dead hen and her chicks? It doesnt make sense and those people must be Jobless

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RE- KARMA

Stella posted a comment few days ago about karma and it got me thinking if karma is real. 

My mom's cousin got married while I was in primary school, her husband was a manager of one of the indigenous companies, he bought a car after marriage and everything seemed okay. She was pregnant before marriage and had a baby boy a few months after, we were all excited and all.

 The boy started growing but he couldn't talk. She had the second boy the same story, then the third boy the same story. She had the last baby, a girl like 16 years ago, she was advised to separate the girl that the other children were probably dumb just from imitating the first born.

 She did but shockingly the girl is dumb too. How can one explain having 4 deaf and dumb children? It's certainly not normal, I mean deaf and dumb couples reproduce children that can speak and hear so why would two healthy couples reproduce 4 deaf and dumb children? I was discussing with one of my aunts and she said there was a time, they took the mother of the children to a prayer mountain and the pastor said she needs to confess to the evil she has done then her children will start speaking but she never went back there. 

I was like, I don't think any mother would be ashamed to confess to any evil at the expense of keeping her children in an affliction and my aunt proceeded to tell me that, the woman in question snatched a married man with two children and his wife will come and beg and be rolling on the floor crying that the husband has abandoned the children and things are difficult but my aunt still went to chook head. First time I even heard that, the man later lost his job and apparently he has abandoned my auntie and the 4 children for over 10 years now.

 He remarried another wife and has two normal children with the new wife. I'm just confused, is karma only for my aunty? The man was not innocent and instead of going back to his first wife, he settled with another woman. Is this even karma and if its karma how come its affecting the innocent children and not the mother that perpetrated whatever evil? 

The 4 kids are between the ages of 25-16, isn't the punishment long enough and will they continue the rest of their lives this way. I'm just sad. My aunt lost her job, she goes around begging and doing odd jobs, when would this end?

WOW.... This is some really really sad story!!!

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FROM FRIDAY NIGHT POST

Please I need honest advise. How do I get over reality TV addiction? I'm addicted to watching BBN, I even follow it on twitter and to be frank, it messes with my mental health. This year, I never planned to...but here am I. Please I need tips on how to stop watching it. 

Please help!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭 

I've tried, but I still find myself running to twitter to find updates. I'm begging please help:

Na dem dey fight up and down dey stan up and down!!

Please if you have tips, give this person...... Big brother naija season 6 is so dry, i cant deal so i wonder what is making you addicted.... it has no drama, no suspense, nothing to be taught or learned, just a group of people confused and acting..

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