What a shocking update!!!
Thanks guys for your advise...i am the guy that his chronicle was posted on Monday...... Read it HERE
On Monday evening i told her to come so that we can discuss about what is going on with us but she came at about 9:30pm on Tuesday and slept over..
She told me if i want the relationship of one year to end..i must settle her financially and she collected my laptop.
She told me that ''you know you don't like embarrassment, so if you don't give me what i want, i will come to your compound and embarrass you and i will come to your office and report you''.
NOTE: I Am assistant manager in the company i work..
We mistakenly we had sex and she rode me like never before.. I was surprised. Please no insult please but advise..
I am weak for you Oga.... I am just weak for you so let me laugh..
I don't even know what to say to you. Mistakenly had sex, really?
ReplyDeleteOga you are an embarrassment
DeleteNo atom of self pride.
No self dignity or respect.
No sense.
I pity you.
I no fit advice you again
Girl wey you supppse clear show her your red side, you flung out your yeye penis and lay for her to ride you
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Living in bondage
DeleteYou are obviously not ready to leave her.
She took your laptop and you dint report her to the police because?
Get the police involved so that once she comes to your office they can pick her up.
She can stay outside your house and rant for all you care.
You are obviously not ready to leave her.
Poster is clearly inrov πππ
DeleteEnjoy yasef jare, you dont get such experience everytime... ππ
Nothing do you
When your mumu don do nobody go tell you
Ur mumu never do. No worry. She know ur mumu button. By the time she is finished with u. Make God shall safe ur life. If u be my brother. I go slap u. Stella pls stop posting this guy boring story.
DeleteI said it that day but Stella swallowed my comment. Leave her. Domestic violence is a no no. Stella I typed a beautiful advice that day but you swallowed the comment and I didn't have the energy to type again.
DeletePoster leave this girl. Find someone in your class who can actually pay her bills not one that you would be footing her bills. Get a lady mature enough for a relationship not a young girl who has barely had a taste of responsibility, one who doesn't even know what she wants in life. You are not her father and as such you owe her nothing. Call off the relationship. Get the police involved now that it has turned into a case of blackmail. Stella, please don't swallow my comment as you have been doing so lately.
Mistakenly had sex? Please how does a penis mistakenly enter a Virginia because I need to learn that trick.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your embarrassment.
Hahaha by sleeping walking
DeleteAdvising you is a complete waste of time, you're too weak to be called a man. One small girl is threatening you that she will embarrass you because you're ending relationship with her, she left with your laptop and you're so weak to know the next step to take. Abeg carry your cross jare
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The girl was picking up something on the floor after eating banana and threw the peel over her head. Guy man just walked in from the yard and stepped on the peel and fell into her. That was how they Mistakenly did the do. I hope I'm not too graphic in this my explanation. Let me go back to quarantine mode. Somebody should remind me not to travel to red zone country until covid is gone with im load. I'm so bored.
DeleteSandra you be crass I swear see me laughing like what I don't know ������������
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ReplyDeleteI knew it will end like this, I doubt you will leave her.
Your mumu never do.
You mistakenly had sex? Mumu
ReplyDeleteStella, I dey vex!
DeleteWhat is this? Ogbeni, leave us alone with your annoying chronicle.
I can't believe I wasted my time advising this one. No wonder she the slap you any how. Na koboko remain for her to use flog you. You are a very weak human. No advice for you again.
DeleteThe sex must have made you have a rethink of leaving her. Anyway, follow your mind
ReplyDeleteMr man getat with this smelling story.
ReplyDelete'Mistakenly had sex' ko, fell inside vagina ni.
Get lost!!!!
"YOu mistakenly had sex?" It is not enough for you to be foolish, you still want to beguile and deceive everyone to
ReplyDeletesupport your folly?
You wanted to fornicate, she wanted to fornicate by coming towards midnight and you allowed it and you
both did it. Man up to your folly and face it.
You insulted us; insulted our intelligence by what you wrote there.
Think for once about the salvation of your soul and do not live to gratify and indulge this sinful nature.
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I don't understand you again ooo...are you fighting him for having sex with his so called gf or you are fighting him because he's not a virgin? Abeg help me here π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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DeleteI am not fighting anyone. I am just addressing his folly at thinking that everyone will join his folly ride.
Mehn you are not serious..You are a serious lamba guy...No advice
ReplyDeleteOkay o. Let her keep "riding you like never before" since you have become a horse or donkey right? One day, this same girl will ride your to your grave and to hell fire straight. Even horses are wise enough to throw off anyone that rides them like never before. A donkey spoke to the foolish Balaam who wanted to ride him recklessly to meet the Angel's sword.
ReplyDeleteA word is enough for the wise.
Lmao
DeleteMy God! Your comment has to the most hilarious thing I've read so far in 2021. God bless you for making me laugh so much. Poster, be wise oπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
God bless you for this comment!!
DeleteEnjoy your ride to hell.
Nama, mule, donkey na so them dey ride them o
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Yepa! Dis one enter .. broda wey mumu
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DeleteHahahahaha
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ chai u are wicked
Delete@*** 15:45 please why make me laugh like this? God I nearly piss for pant. My God!! Thank you please.
DeleteKaiiiiii! !!!π π π π π
DeleteEven tho I can relate to your chronicle kinda based on recent happening in mine.
ReplyDeleteRight now, sense is far from u Oga.
Loooool!!! It’s the riding part for me!
ReplyDeleteReport her to the police and retrieve your item, also give them heads up at your office!!
She can’t do anything more than that
Goodluck
Poster, please follow this advice.
DeleteAswear! The riding part cracked me up
DeleteIf i go fit see this guy now if i no slap am make i bend. I dey vex.π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
DeleteContinue...next update
ReplyDeleteThem use fuck swear for this one. Mugu, na small pikin still dey worry you sef. Mtcheww
ReplyDeleteOur darling brother
ReplyDeleteYou are a man
You have done really well, while you are at it send me your account details in preparation for the nuptials between rough Ryder and your self
We absolutely understand that you mistakenly fell into bed with her.
She took your laptop you say??? Ahhh you gained yourself the ultimate NURTW PRINCESS AS A WIFE.
We are elated about this.
After sharing the blog ashoebi please send me her number her presence at my new construction site at Ogui road will ensure work will be done at a quick pace.
Your babe can single handedly handle the area boys coming to make unnecessary demands at my site.
Please marry her DON'T END the relationship she is a keeper.
Before the year ends she will ensure you dont have a mattress or any pin at your place of residence.
Ah I forgot to add this to my non insult advice, you would be be hawking belts at Ogbete Market 2 weeks after the wedding.
Marry her baby boy we the blog visitors recognize your strengths which include being subservient .
We trust NURTW PRINCESS TO CATER for your needs!
We love you baby boy!
STAY WINNING
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Deletei now understand the reason the girl is behaving like that, i'm suspecting you to be a married man, they fear embarrassment
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm, another angle!
DeleteSilly poster, I don't have advise for you, I will leave the nice gentlemen here DANTA, Chike And Ceaser to give it to you in the exact language you will understand.
Weakly!
Hmmm I'm sorry your girlfriend is using your weakness against you. I think you have a bigger issue than just a disrespectful girlfriend. You have an issue with yourself and this breaks my heart.
ReplyDeleteDid you grow up in an abusive environment or was abused as a child? My dear, you need to find yourself 1st before talking about relationships. If you can afford it, please seek the help of a professional therapist. You making love to someone who slaps you is a cause for alarm. If you can't see a therapist please read books about self esteem.
For now, do everything possible to disassociate yourself from that woman. If you are sure, she can visit and embarras you at work, kindly tell your superiors about her threat. You don't have to divulge all that's happening to them but let them know she's demanding money from you and threatening to come and misbehave at your workplace.
Mistakenly like how??!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£ you people will not kill me π€£π€£π€£π€£ NA SEX GO STILL KILL MEN LAS LAS π€£π€£π€£...So did you cum !? Yeye nonsense! Na that embarrassment you go still see las las! Mistakenly has sex my foot! I don't know why men can't have self control I don't know! Continue ooo...the girl no kukuma like you tankless of loving you, you should have just broken it off with her or come to an understanding! Not "mistakenly" having sex with her. May God help you
ReplyDeleteAunty.. na as e dey for men e dey for aunties.. we diff ..
DeletePussy whipped niggar.. SMH
ReplyDelete#spits
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DeleteLol!
Delete@Dante πππ€£π€£π€£your response ehπ€£π€£π€£
DeleteSince you're not tired of the slaps and the ride,who are we to stop you. Na enjoyment get you.
ReplyDeleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£oshey Ruff Ryder! Poster do u even know how u sound? I see why she keeps calling the shots .na u be the woman for that wuna situationship.na she still fuck u join.na she still be ontop even for bed! Nna enh,π©π©
ReplyDeleteI read this update and was laughing out loud. Then I went back to the chronicle and came back very angry.
ReplyDeleteI mean Mr Man. How STUPID CAN YOU BE?
Yes I am shouting. I imagine you being my brother and how I would react to this. You need a resounding slap.
The lady knows how to press your mumu button and she has do e that effortlessly. For God's sake, is this how you re goi g to raise a family and be Man?? Chai! I'm so pissed off now.
Let her do her worst. Tell the security in your office to ensure she doesn't enter and threw then her with arrest. What nonsense. In case you don't know, you are subscribing for premium tears.
Also, fear God oh. Make them no use va**na destroy your destiny. ππ‘π‘π
Anon. 15:45 no kill me with laugh abeg
ReplyDeleteI don't even understand this poster... What's the update he's talking about.. is it the mistaken sex you both had.. cos I can't find anything.. well manage the sex till she comes around again
ReplyDeleteMistakenly?? How??? Oh okayyyyy, she was passing, she suddenly slipped and fell, then your erected preeq then fell on top of her kpekus, make una de fear God, Umuaka high way
ReplyDeleteYou mistakenly had sex indeed π π€£ π π this girl knows your mumu bottom, she will still send you to early grave.
ReplyDeleteI will advise you report to the police authorities. This is DV. They will take it from there. But i think you love her so much and she is taking advantage of that
ReplyDeleteSorry oooh oga big sorry. You never start. Babe is a runs girl and a blackmailer enjoy the ride. "Pun intended"
ReplyDeletePoster may a moment of sinful pleasure not be your downfall or any one's downfall in Jesus name. Sex indeed is highly overated!
ReplyDeleteAbi this one is using us to catch cruise ni?
ReplyDelete@EKAY joy i reason your matter oo, because seriously i have a meet a lot of weak people but this is the worst of all, this one too much huh.
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ReplyDeleteLol. Poster you better marry her and stop disturbing this blog with your baseless chronicle. I think her rough handling you is what spurs you on to gbensh her. You better check yourself.
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Lol. Poster you better marry her and stop disturbing this blog with your baseless chronicle. I think her rough handling you is what spurs you on to gbensh her. You better check yourself.
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Exactly how old are you? You allowed her threaten you in your house, is it not obvious she never loved you. You don't owe her anything, tell her to go ahead with her plans to blackmail you. Embarrassment doesn't kill, it won't take anything away from you. Tell her come see you, discuss the embarrassment with her, make it clear you are not afraid of embarrassment and you cannot be intimidated into giving her money. Record the discussion and don't mistakenly have sex with her.
ReplyDeleteMake Otu no kee you sha
ReplyDeleteAt this point, the only thing i can say to you is that....Nothing!
Someone is all out to smear your name and legacy and immediately she open Web, you gladly jump at it and start browsing.
You said she's an orphan and doesn't have anyone that can support her financially yet she wants you to pay her b4 a relationship of 1 year+ can come to an end, who don ever pay before ending a relationship except there is something you're not telling us in this your update.
The babe is way too smart and she has all your mumu button in her palms.
Bros, if you give that girl a dime then be ready to be doing that till when you or she is tired.
Oshey Chief rider of the year.
Rode, Roder, Rodest!
I'm just angry at this update. Which one is mistakenly having sex? You must be a very soft guy which is the reason that guy manipulates you at will. If you were my brother, na slap I go use reset your brain
ReplyDeleteThe lady surely knows your mumu button. Weak man.
ReplyDeleteOga poster, does sex happen mistakenly? So because she rode you like never before, your senses don fly with the mistaken ride. Mark your territory and show her you're the man. Which kind legbere you be sef? Abeg make i keep kwuayet jor.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteWhat does she mean by 'settleing her financially'
ReplyDeleteIs she not someone you are sponsoring her Education in uni?
It's a pity you are this weak just like everybody is saying.
The thing is that even if you continue this relationship with her, she won't treat you better than she is doing.
Infact she will only pretend to be loving you until she finds a suitable replacement.
Then the final blow and heartbreak will come. That is just how this story will end.
It is well with you, the earlier you become strong and love yourself more, realise how much you are deserving then the better for you.
Like say you be my brother ehh I for ya you until your brain reset and I go personally beat that babe anytime I catch her foe ur house.
Rode, roder,rodest. Keep riding
ReplyDeleteOga ..ur head bend.. u no get pattern.. even if u get na phone.. nobody holy pass but u FOOLISH Small sha (INSIDE UR DNA mumu dey am)
ReplyDeleteDid she point a gun on your head and force you to have sex with her? Btos enjoy your woman I'm peace and stop asking us to advice you.
ReplyDeleteChai dis our SDK bv is DMX's cousin.. eyan roughrider ..
ReplyDeleteNow that you have capped it with fornication, kindly enjoy your woes as it unfolds. What a nauseating feedback. You have not seen anything. The devil just opened a branch office on your head. The only solution is Christ Jesus. Make a choice now before you turn to a headquarter.
ReplyDeleteNa sex be men's food. She has fed u and u are confused. I guess the girl in question is more exposed than u are. When she's done with u, u will know how far. Mumu raised to power 10
ReplyDeleteNo offence bro, but you did what idiots do.
ReplyDeleteHow old are you mr man, seriously, what is wrong with you? Why you allowed one small girl dey use your brain like this now haha, i tire for your matter seriously.
ReplyDeleteYou have allowed sex to cloud your sense of reasoning. That girl has read you like a book and knows your weakness. Be a man this time around and shock her. While you are it, Pray to God for forgiveness and seek HIS help.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm,poster it is obvious you don't need advice! you are most likely a weak male specie! and she compliments you perfectly with abuse and control which very much appeals to you.please do marry her but endeavor to be sterilized to avoid the mishap of procreating weaklings like you.thanks
ReplyDeleteBayou better Maga, your babe school boyfriend Na heavy runs man. Blackmail loading......
ReplyDeleteVery soon she will buy a cane bring it to ur house to flog ur buttππππsince u nor wan get senseππ.iranu.
ReplyDeletePoster you are so annoying, you don't need advice
ReplyDeleteHow we want begin help you now,when even your self power is weak?π€·♀️π€·♀️
ReplyDeleteTomorrow they will come now and override the advice we give you.
hope u are ready if she comes telling you she is carrying ur baby.
ReplyDeleteThat girl will regret leaving yoz.,cos Las Las she will be the one to dump you.
ReplyDeleteYou are blinded by love,The only way is for her to break your heart or you work on your confidence
Poster, your writeup suggest you have very low self confidence.
ReplyDeleteAlso...you seem to look at life from perspective of someone who always want to look prim and proper suffering no embarrassment.
This smelt your fear and lack of confidence and she is using it against you.
Do not...I repeat...do not pay her any money whatsoever. Na sex you sex...you didn't kill person.
Every human (including the ones you are try g to show prim and proper to) have sex and many of them do it clandestinely.
Do yourself a favour....Google 'red pill philosophy' and start reading up. You need to build your self Confidence.
Also...you owe that girl nothing! Call her bluff. As an assistant manager...you have some leverage at work. Let them know in advance that you have a stalker. Then report her to a police station near you for theft of your laptop.
Also...find friends who have a bit of boldness. Let them help you with making decisions and ward g her off.
Never allow a girl ride you....never allow a woman no matter how any times you've both had sex make you feel like you have to pay her for the benefit.
It doesn't even matter if you are a married man or not.
Can someone summarize his first chronicle or initial problem? Snatching a laptop is a big deal because if it’s a work laptop, you will lose a lot of vital information. Settlement? Are you married? Is she like a demon negotiating her exit? Sorry I didn’t read your initial chronicle but everyone says you are weak and you actually seem week. The girl seems to have “resources” or “Jazz” unless you are so soft and weak or you are hiding something else snatching laptop is extreme.
ReplyDeleteNawa oooo
ReplyDeleteHmm na love sha,its just so unfortunate she doesn't love you same.
But she's gonna realize how much u do love her
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ReplyDeleteNo be juju be this ?ππ
ReplyDeleteI hope we can hear from your lady to know her own side of the story
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