Embarrassing and funny moments happen.....
What funny encounter can you recount?
Remember anything really embarrassing but also funny that happened to you or anyone that gisted you about it?
Let's gist!
Sunday, August 08, 2021
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One of my funny encounters was around 2011 or so not long I heard a plane crashed in Lagos killing even people in their house.
ReplyDeleteStella I went to salon to make my hair and because the weather was bad there was no light so we stayed outside. From no where a plane was just rotated very close to the trees and everybody began to run. We were running helter skelter I was shouting Mamam eehh Papam eehh Chinekem eeh... What was going through my mind was how people in their house died in Lagos for something they knew nothing about. I was crying and angry begging God that knows I have never entered plane in my life to save me from something I don’t know. If this airplane wants to crash let it enter inside the bush and settle itself. To the glory of God the plane did not crash. Hallelujah!!
Hahahahahahahaha
DeleteMine will be one Sunday me & hubs were doing quickie & my boy started shouting that his little sister fell from Chair in the seating room.
DeleteWe stopped action immediately & ran downstairs to go and pacify her and feed her. Midway hubs friend came they were supposed to go out; so he went to get dressed while I faced sorting my children.
When it was time for them to leave; he went back upstairs & called for me. I came inside bedroom thinking he had something to tell me only for him to close door & told me let's finish up that he hasn't *cum*.
I froze...
We did o my people. It was so embarrassingly funny
Anon 15:59, my hubby is like yours o. He will just call me to the bedroom to come and finish up if there was any interruption.
DeleteFan you will not kill me with laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteLoooool , Fan you really know how to crack my ribs with your funny comments. Chai!
DeleteLol..I can relate, when I just got to my village and was told u are not meant to switch on any light let alone lamp when they are having a particular event but was so stubborn..I did, but ogbeni, I almost died cuz wetin happen bad, was rescued by a pure white goat, one gallon of palm oil and 25litres of original ogogoro
DeleteMy deepest fear since I was a child.
DeleteUnknown death ,unplanned ending via plan crash...
Great Sunday...I go read tire cuz am so tired now.
ReplyDeleteJust came in from where I went to pay an advance for the event hall and have planned having my Bachelor's eve a night before my wedding..Now, the issue is, my friends has made plans which am going in line with the plans.
Unfortunately for them, I called them not long to tell them to forget about the Bachelor's Eve Whatever, they asked why but told them , reasons best known to me and am not ready to tell them why.
*Reasons For Calling It Off*
I dreamt some days ago, that I impregnated a lady and she came to my house while we are home enjoying with my wife to beak the news.
So, am out of the game and Have planned to move to an unknown Hotel till my wedding day...
I need more of ur prayers
God be with you
DeleteI know that guys plan dangerous games for the groom at Bachelor's Eve party which may affect his marriage, it's a good thing that you called it off. May you have a successful wedding
DeleteHian marriage never start,you're already impregnating babes in your dream,better sew fidelity proof vest and wear it permanently,to avoid any misdirection.when are you bringing I V to the blog?you don't want us to come and eat jollof rice ?
DeleteContinue being careful and Faithful even after the wedding...
DeleteMay everything work fine for you. Congratulations. Wishing you a happy home.
DeleteAlways be guided and conscious,not for this period alone,but all through the journey of marriage, may the Lord bless the union. Congrats, you're wife is very beautiful,please do all you can to treat her well, make her the envy of other
Delete@Treadure, thanks, really appreciate u...ur blog I.D is what I call my woman.
Delete@Dimplez, u are more than what people thought...God bless u and also be ur guard..love u
@Anon, I really appreciate u and will never do otherwise
@Justyswt..u are one in a million..I love u..regards to ur family but I don't mind u send me money oooo..I never pay everything finish ooo
Hmmmm it was during my 6-month Siwes o, I interned at a TV station and there was this guy that was also an intern who became close to me in a I like you kinda way. Anyway, he asked me out on a date to go see a movie at silverbird in ICM and I agreed. On that day, I was supposed to meet him there cos he wanted to introduce me to his friends also, on getting to ICM, I wanted to take the escalator to get up o, na so I enter the one wey dey go down instead of up and instead of me to step back immediately, I stood there struggling to climb up hmmm come and see how this guy's friends were laughing at me from up, I wanted to just disappear at that spot. Up till today is still get embarrassed just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha🤣
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I don laff remove my wig ooooo
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 dem go say na local girl e carry come
Delete😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Delete🤣🤣😂😂
DeleteI can't laugh abeg...make God help us make enemy no laf us
DeleteYou don't need prayer, because if we say make we do fasting from now till God knows when
ReplyDeletePrick wey go misbehave go still misbehave. That thing no get home training Cha Cha.
You will be the one to instill discipline no be by prayers
Yeye...but never mind, am a man of my words
DeleteThe day my mom caught me watching porn😱😱😱
ReplyDeleteIf na my mum,,u are finished..u will become deaf and dumb that day
DeleteI had this embarrassing moment that I find very difficult to forget. It happened in my JSS 2 in secondary school ( Govt. School though). I was passing by the staffroom, a teacher called me to help her buy donut(the one we call puff puff). Off i went to the canteen, with the #10 she gave me. She told me to buy one which was sold for #5 and get her back the balance of #5. On getting to the canteen, I bought the puff puff but they refused to give me a paper or a nylon to wrap it. Prior to this moment their was a standing order by the principal to the canteen not to use nylon or paper to wrap puff puff for the students,cos they litter the school premises with those stuff.
ReplyDeleteI tried to explain to them that I was sent by a teacher but my plea fell on a deaf ear. So here I was with puff puff on one hand and the balance of #5 on the other. So my little brain then told me, is the money not paper, use it to wrap the puff puff. I did just that and walked majestically to the staff room feeling proud of my self for thinking out of the box. At the entrance of the staff I heard someone shouts " What is that you are holding, I hope that is not my puff puff", me looking confused is this what I get for my ingenuity. In fact what those teachers did to me that day, my mouth cannot tell it all. Anyway I ended up eating the puff puff
Hehehehe...
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DeleteI have laughed and laughed at this comment 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Delete😅😅😅 atleast u see puff puff chop
DeleteHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.... hilarious Anon 15:17!
DeleteWoman wey wear jumpsuit on the bus...hia
ReplyDeleteWoman: Driver sh8t hol me o
Driver: This place is not safe, armed robbers dey harrass here
Woman: (fart; papapapaaaaaaa!) if anything happen for ya bus, na you cause am o
Driver: Shuooooooooooorr! I been think say na gunshots be that o
Woman: Driver!
(Driver pulls up, woman rushes like lightning, didn't even wait to enter bush properly, jumpsuit
commot; fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
Woman: BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaababbabababa!
Laugh scatter everywhere! 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
If you too like jumpsuit, make I gi you sh7t baskets to carry if you been
dey enter bus o 🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺
Hahahaha hahahaha
DeleteBasket weaver your joke really cracked me up o
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
DeleteYears ago, I was home from uni for the Christmas holidays. I had a boyfriend in school and we were also living in the same town but he was not back to town yet. One fateful day, I was going home from the market and I decided to walk because it's not too far, that was how this guy saw me and stopped me ooo, he was like you are beautiful and all that, I want to be your friend, I told him that I had enough friend, but after he told me that he was new in town and was just looking for a few friends to hangout with I Sha agreed and gave him my number, later in the day he called me up that he and his friends were at a joint inside one of the estates around that I should come out, me being bored at home with boyfriend not yet back I decided to go have 1 or 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice and come back home. I got there and met the guy who said he is a talent manager sitted with a few people ( males and females), I had my drink and after about an hour I decided to leave, that was how this guy told me to please go with him to one of the houses in the estate that someone made a mix tape for one of his clients, that was how I followed him but with my eyes wide open and ready to bolt at any slightest mishap. We got to the house, we entered and this yeye guy greeted the people and went ahead to introduce me as his girlfriend, I was not happy but I decided not to make much of it until I looked around and my eyes locked with that of one of my boyfriend's closest friends, he is the one making the tape, to say I wished the ground will open and swallow me is an understatement, immediately I removed all expressions from my face, turned and left the house, the yeye guy was running after me apologizing and telling me not to be angry, I didn't even answer him and left for home. When I got home, I had about 10 missed calls from my boyfriend, I called him back several times, when he finally picked I explained what happened but he really didn't believe me, the whole incident put a dent in the relationship. Up till today I still wonder why the guy introduced me as his girlfriend when he hardly even know me.
ReplyDeleteVery sorry , some guysdo that alot.
DeleteDispleasing yourself to please others.
DeleteWhat stopped you from saying ‘I am not your girl friend please oh’ in a joking manner
@Mma cee, I just decided not to say anything because firstly I didn't feel like embarrassing him in front of his friends but I meant to tell him that we were no longer friends as soon as we leave there and secondly I felt like not making a big deal out of it because I thought everybody in the sitting room were strangers that I might never meet again but everything changed when I saw somebone I know, and it was already too late to start protesting.
DeleteStella please write about people putting one on the spot, forcing one to cooperate with lies
DeleteMy funny/embarrassing moment happened when I was in ss1(2005)... My first period. You know how mothers tell daughters of first flow na... Like an impending doom! So about 3mths after I was told, one early morning, show started. Olodo me didn't understand that it was meant to last some days. I kia kia went to have my bath and wore another pant. Thinking the flow will stop. I didn't even bother to tell my mom that something happened.
ReplyDeleteAt the school gate after she dropped me and reversing the car, I foolishly said "mummy that tin when u tell me don start o..." My mom gave me a heavy knock "and na now u dey talk!"
We went to one corner to buy tissue.
I stupidly went to play game box during break. Tissue fell out... Omo i nor wan dey think this tin. It's still embarrassing me. I don't even know how I placed that tissue till date🤦
The laugh my classmates gave me that day... Very embarrassing!!
Awwwwwwwwwwn!
DeleteThat thing can be embarrassing. Sorry
I wonder why most mothers then don't like talking about this particular issue, I went to a government school and a particular sanitary brand was always coming around to give girls health talk and free sanitary towel, I had collected so many times that we elder sister will always use it until the day I saw mine at 16yrs I wasn't shocked, infact I was already anticipating the day it will show so I just told my elder sister who I guess told my mum.
Delete17:40 I think it was ignorance that caused it. I hope modern day mothers discuss it with their girls, the girls are even wiser now due to technology so they know. My daughter who is just 8yrs old knows what menstruation is and what to use and how to use them.
Delete17:40 I think it was ignorance that caused it. I hope modern day mothers discuss it with their girls, the girls are even wiser now due to technology so they know. My daughter who is just 8yrs old knows what menstruation is and what to use and how to use them.
DeleteWell I have lots oh! But will just mention 2 here because if I start ehn there won’t be space for others,as per daughter of Zion wey I be two have do😀
ReplyDeleteFirst is when I was still very young,we were living at Nigerian military school barracks in Zaria then, my dad was guardian to some NMS boys who somehow dodged from their hostels to our house in officers quarters.
On this fateful day,one of the boys from a wealthy home asked me for “tissue” hmmm! If una see panic mode wey I enter ehn!
Me: tissue,tissue,tissue,tissue.....
The guy: yes tissue,don’t you know tissue?
Me: I’m comin I will get it for you(I had no idea what I was getting though😅
I ran to my younger sister for help
Me: Abeg you know wetin be tissue?
Sister: Kai I no know tissue oh! Wetin be tissue sef?
We carried our selves to my elder brother that was more exposed and was also in same school,na my brother rescue us that day oh🤣
We were even arguing that is only “toilet roll” that we know,exposure good oh!
Now daughter of Zion has improved
Abeg you people should laugh small oh,if you know barracks in the 90’s you will understand my plight then🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
Second one was still in Zaria,I went for a church program around that CKC church (those conversant with that area will know) so I was walking back home with my friend just because I wore lycra skirt and my small hips came out,these yaro boys(almajari) just flogged my bum bum and ran away,walahi I felt assaulted.
Thank God it was already 7pm so few people saw it ,since that day the kind of hatred I have for those boys ehn!
Stella please post oh,daughter of Zion cannot write this epistle again oh!
#yawwwwwnnnnnssssss
DeleteYou’ve been noticed, you can move along now.
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Delete🤣🤣😅😅😅. Nice one
DeleteNa wa for una o, do you can’t just encourage her with some words. Na people like una de kill person moral. Wicked much
DeleteEl oh El,the tissue story was funny.
DeleteOne embarrassing moment of my life I can never forget was went I was in labour room.
ReplyDeleteWhen it was time for me to push, people of the sdkville, na poopoo I poo o. Very smelling and plenty poo. I was so ashamed ehn. I was just begging the doctor and nurses. They didn't even do as if I poo Those people in that hospital are nice.
They are so used to women pooping while pushing. It doesn't bother them.
DeleteThis happened few years ago😂😂I’m not very good with high heels,but somehow my friend convinced me to buy a new pair of heels for her boyfriends sisters wedding,I bought o she said she will teach me how to walk in them ,I agreed,after buying we started anticipating the wedding so everyday I’ll bring out the heels put them on then she will teach me how to walk In them so I’ll stroll around my sitting room in d heels,she told me to look up and not look at my legs while walking,me too I felt since I could walk in my sitting room without issues I had perfected it,day of wedding came I wore a flat slippers from home,we took a taxi got to the venue,it was done in front of their house with canopies on d street and d middle was a walkway for guests to find seats,her boyfriend was already waiting with his friends for us,so my friend said babe wear ur shoe and walk as I taught u😂😂😂I said ok.i put it on, after my hot dressing she was in front and I was behind d guys were drooling see fine babe na,Some people were already seated wedding rites had started i walked a bit but I was shaking and everyone was wondering if I was ok,my legs were vibrating 😂😂😂I was still forming I can do it,my friend left me and went to hug her boyfriend in a bid to catch up with her I stepped on my dress somersaulted and landed on d floor😂😂😂😂high heel don kill me😂😂😂everybody in dat wedding venue laughed and laughed some were even crying out of too much laugher😂😂😂😂I didn’t stand up o,I was on d floor my dress was torn 😂😂😂my wig was missing my bag was on d floor.i kuku lie down there until one of his friends came to pick me up from the ground,d wedding stopped a bit that day,I had bruises all over my elbow,my knees,my jaw,my face,the embarrassment,I can never forget.they just took me to one corner gave me pain relievers and jellof rice I was just crying and looking at d jollof rice.one of the boyfriends friend now brought my wig.😂😂😂😂shame killed me that day I couldn’t attend d wedding I was just inside their room with people coming to tell me sorry.i kuku quarelled with my friend that day.
ReplyDeleteChai...
DeleteEyah
DeleteSorry oh my dear😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteLol @ looking at the jollof rice😂😂😂
DeleteSo sorry Vehlere, hope you have learnt how to walk it now, Goodluck!
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