"It's been 8yrs and the cream has even burnt her face, yet, no man". ππππ€£π€£π€£.. Na lie jor! Which cream burn her face?
That woman wey go hide drink coke, na your children head catch you! πππ. On more serious note, it's far better to take fruits or water first before eating, especially if you didn't take breakfast.
My friend once had a scary but funny experience. A Muslim, the guy can nack for Africa.
So one day when we were out drinking and we wondered why he wasn't with any babe, because e no dey ever come alone. He told us he has repented o. in fact he is now a Christian. We were all surprised. Jamiu of all people.
So he said he carried one babe to do crossover into the new year. It was on 31st December 2019. He had already done 2 rounds say make e sleep small, as per to gather energy do one last time. In the middle of the night he work up and noticed he was lying alone (He lives in a self-contained apartment). The first thing he did was to check the toilet. She no dey there, he enter kitchen, e no see her. So he thought she might have bailed out on him. So e say make e go lock in door. Door was still bolted from the inside. Guy man begin sweat. Just to make sure, he open door peep outside. As e close the door back and turn around, e see the girl on top bed. Na so e begin shout blood of Jesus you'll not kill me! As the girl stand up to ask am wetin happen. Na so guy man take off with only boxers without singlet sef.
He said as he was running, he was shouting blood of Jesus. That was how he found one church who wa still in service and ran to and told the pastor what happened. he was prayed for and na so him say e don give im life to Christ.
We laughed so hard when he was narrating this to us.. As per aboki come dey shout blood of Jesus.
But las las na. Jamiu don backslide o. E no dey go mosque again but e no fit leave woman matter. e say something must kill a man.
Lol......ππππ€£ That was how I threatened to break up with my hubby when we were still dating and later found guy man crying silently π€¬π€¬ Wonders shall never end, I thought it was only in movies that men cry oh. I swear d tin shock me dat day, I begin dey beg ohππ
The woman with the crying husband,I beg you,just be minding your business with people,if not if kasala burst and you're the cause,maybe with another neighbor,your hubby will start crying before the case is judged .
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That woman wey go hide drink coke, na your children head catch you! πππ. On more serious note, it's far better to take fruits or water first before eating, especially if you didn't take breakfast.
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ReplyDeleteSo one day when we were out drinking and we wondered why he wasn't with any babe, because e no dey ever come alone. He told us he has repented o. in fact he is now a Christian. We were all surprised. Jamiu of all people.
So he said he carried one babe to do crossover into the new year. It was on 31st December 2019. He had already done 2 rounds say make e sleep small, as per to gather energy do one last time. In the middle of the night he work up and noticed he was lying alone (He lives in a self-contained apartment). The first thing he did was to check the toilet. She no dey there, he enter kitchen, e no see her. So he thought she might have bailed out on him. So e say make e go lock in door. Door was still bolted from the inside. Guy man begin sweat. Just to make sure, he open door peep outside. As e close the door back and turn around, e see the girl on top bed. Na so e begin shout blood of Jesus you'll not kill me! As the girl stand up to ask am wetin happen. Na so guy man take off with only boxers without singlet sef.
He said as he was running, he was shouting blood of Jesus. That was how he found one church who wa still in service and ran to and told the pastor what happened. he was prayed for and na so him say e don give im life to Christ.
We laughed so hard when he was narrating this to us.. As per aboki come dey shout blood of Jesus.
But las las na. Jamiu don backslide o. E no dey go mosque again but e no fit leave woman matter. e say something must kill a man.
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