Hailings..........
IN HOUSE MEMO
How the go they go?
In house news will be back on Monday with the names of the last 4 recipients of the 100k each business giveaway......
On Monday we will also post the names of all the recipients of the business giveaway. Some have updated me and sent photos on the things they have updated their businesses with..... I encourage you all that received the giveaway to do same so that i can forward to the Angel to see and be blessed by her/his blessing...This is not a must though.
Until then we go jam for tomorrow Spontaneous post where gist is easy.
Did you guys like the Language post? we have done Yoruba and Igbo so far...I don't think a lot of people these days can converse in their local languages... The igbo post comments were not much and the Yoruba post was also not much... na wah..Are our local languages dying?
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TEEJAYS CORNER
I'm beginning to believe that people who are normal in this country no plenty again. Na so yesterday I was strolling to my office after lunch and it was drizzling. A lady was walking beside me and a man coming in opposite direction whose body mistakenly touched the lady. What I heard next from the lady was " I think you don drink and your head no correct. "
The man stopped and responded, "you say wetin?" He picked up a stick on the road side, na so the aunty pick race and landed inside one barbing saloon close by panting.
Luckily for her, some guys were around and prevented the man from entering inside the saloon. As I walked closer to the point they were, I heard the man saying "na thunder for fire you today. You for see say my head no correct true true. Na your papa drink" I burst out laughing looking at the man. He then threw the stick away and walked away.
Some questions came to my mind. What if that man had hit her with that stick and she collapsed? What if he had torn her cloth in the process of fighting her?
You see, not everyone you see walking on the road is happy. Some are really frustrated with life happenings and will not take it being insulted.
Some are looking for whom to pour their anger on. Please be careful of people you challenge, abuse or even the manner you talk to strangers on the way. You may not believe the reaction you will get from them.
I've been a victim of this when I called a military man on mufti during an argument, saying, "see this mumu man ooh." I would have been killed that day but thank God the military man was a southerner. Even when he put a call through and a hilux came, the other colleagues from the north were speaking in Hausa and raining curses on me shouting "you bloody civilian." By then my two knees were on the ground begging. If not for the sake of one elderly woman who almost naked herself begging them on my behalf, they would have rubbished me that day I swear. My body for tell me . I no sure say I for fit sleep on my back or sit in a chair for two weeks.
I settled them for their fuel before they left.
Pls learn to overlook and ignore some things in life.
Hhahahahahahahaa
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Divine Health Confessions!!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to allow sickness, disease, and infirmity in my body. I refuse to accommodate poverty and failure in my life. I’ve been catapulted into God’s Kingdom of light and life, where only divinity, success, victory, joy, peace, prosperity, and divine health reign. Hallelujah!
Amen
DeleteAMEN
DeleteGood afternoon good people...
DeleteI'm glad you heard and brought the language post back.
Yesterday I couldn't comment because my comment box wasn't dropping then I saw many complain about not seeing images so I guess the problem is from our Network provider.
How much is Maggi S**r in your area bvs, a carton is now 9100, see the Cr**n spaghetti has also added money hmmm It's well o.
Ms Tee, Raquel how's your area of kd today?
Bv Salma, may Allah forgive your hubby's shortcomings and make Aljanah Fridaous his final abode. Pls take heart.
Teejay, I love and enjoy reading your writeups. I have learned not to talk to people any how, cos many are mad but few are roaming.
DeleteAmen
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DeleteAmen , good afternoon everyone
DeleteAmen
DeleteI didn't see my comments in Spontaneous post.
DeleteNa like that one man die for our street.
Amennnnn
DeleteHi Elegant. My side just dey oh
DeleteGood afternoon to y'all on this platform and hope you are gearing up to catch cruise today?
ReplyDeleteWho amongst you here can't contain his or her excitement and screaming out loud 'TGIF'?
Good looking out to y'all and do have a blast wherever you are at..π₯π₯π₯#FF,#FUF,#FFF
That memo on men and sex ππππ
ReplyDeleteGood aftrernoon blogfams ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
ReplyDeleteHolla ππ
ReplyDeleteIt's currently drizzling in gidi π€π€π€π€π€ I need someone son like my sugar Boo (Freddie) to cuddle me π
The s$x meme πΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆ
Happy weekend guysπ₯³π₯³ Paree Paree cares❤️π❤️π❤️π❤️π❤️π
Ciao ππ
Baby girl no rain for my side oh..Paree paree cares like Maltina...That sex memes is very funny but if there is ''no harder harder'' how person wan reach mount everest...
DeleteStella please keep the Igbo post I love it even though I aint fluent in it..
Teejay I agree with you..Everyone is frustrated one way or the other you just dont know until you are provoked, Nigerians are being traumatized by this bad and evil government..May your ink never die...Good afternoon my good people..Best weekend to you all..
Black Slimzy thank you Bro..I always do wish you were my brother..Thank you for the encouragement
I'm culled up in my shop. Oyi, dα» too much bikoooooo. π¬
DeleteHave a splendid weekend πππ»
Phoenix and Black Slzy π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
DeleteOk ooo
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Phoenix no shaking
DeleteAnon 14:40 die the matter no reason am
Hello pareeπ
DeleteGood afternoon Everyone... Have a great day
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon people!....
ReplyDeleteBeautiful afternoon to everyone.
ReplyDeleteThe PHCN be doing us shege for the past three days now. It really pained me that I couldn't post what I typed on the Yoruba post as my phone went off, Stella, the issue is that many people can speak their native language but cannot write it down, I can't write because we were thought all three Nigeria major languages in school right from primary school, unlike what we have today where you hardly see school that teaches Nigeria like especially among the private schools. Govt should make this compulsory in our curriculum.
So sorry to read about the death of your husband @bv Salma, please accept my condolences, may God rest his soul.
Have a splendid weekend guys.
'I CAN write because....'
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful people
ReplyDeleteNa God safe you teejay you for collect 2 by 2 beating and slap πππ
God bless you Angel koof, thank you Stella for the great job
I pray all business giveaway recipients shall be fruitful and multiply ππ
Have a nice day everyone ππ
Nice day to you dear bro..I wish you were my brother
DeletePhoenix I dey with you ❤️π
DeleteDear Chydema,
ReplyDeleteI saw your 'letter' to Chike on SP this morning. I think you channeled your grievance to the wrong direction. It would have been better to face 'your' people and advise them to stop lying, you can't expect 'your' people to always lie and still somehow expect us to trust what they say. It doesn't work that way.
The other day on IHN, Stellz posted about how no matter what, your body count shouldn't be more than 4, go and read the comments there, almost all the ladies agreed with it, I think I was the only one who spoke about how such lies causes trust issues. Is that not deception? Do you think guys would believe when they come across a lady and she says such? Mahn, it's all guilty until proven innocent Fam.. I don't want to even talk about my own experiences as regards this issue.
The more annoying thing is that you won't even ask them anything.. after sex like this, them go just share one number give you, - shey you know you're the 3rd person blablabla like you asked them for explanation.. it's more common with those girls that were initially acting like they've not had sex before and the ones that have been saying they are not a 'sex person'.. guilty conscience and shame won finish them after too much paparazzi..
In a nutshell, until your people calm down with the deception, it would be hard to believe whenever they say those crap..
This same country that 'celebrated' celibate Ladies have been 'falling' pregnant back to back.. it's the audacity for me, tryna play the Holy Mary on usππ
DANTE my guy,
DeleteThey will come up with that virgin and celibate story(how they will keep it till their wedding night for their husband) and still expect the innocent man to spend his hard earned money on them.
Imagine innocent TeeJay paying 5k for nakedness and she(Chydema) did not say anything about the girl's scam.
Na TeeJey dey act gentleman, because me no be gentleman like that.
That was how one lady was forming virgin for my guy. The day my guy had sex with her and noticed she was not even a "celibate virgin" He kept quiet as if nothing happened, the lady was the one that told my guy that he is wicked for not asking her about her virginity. She said her family friend that happened to be a doctor forced himself on her the day she went to his hospital for check up(that was like 3 weeks before the day she had sex with my guy).
My guy simply replied her that he knew she will come up with that kind of story that's why he never bothered to ask.
NB:
As man if you "love" a lady so much and she come up with the story of being a virgin or celibate and keeping it for her husband till wedding night, kindly inform her that you are keeping your money for your wife and children to spend after wedding.
@TeeJay nwannem, biko don't let any lady blackmail you ooo. Once a lady come up with that virgin and celibate story, please hold your money tight wee bochaa(and run)
πππππ Chike nnam, dΓ¨ méé. Maybe I will enrol for lectures on being tough like you guys hehehehehe.
DeleteLol.. My hommie..
DeleteThis story plenty, but the one that takes the cake was the one that told "my friend" that she was a virgin, only for "my friend" to get there and meet clear road and the girl started screaming faster faster, then "my friend" as an obedient gentleman increased pace..
Guess what? After the session, she accused "my friend" of not being gentle on her after she told him she was a virgin.. "my friend" just told her not to be angry that he would 'disvirgin' her gently in the 2nd round..
Shebi we're all mad nah..
Or is it the one that told "my friend" that she's a virgin just after sex and 'my friend' almost ran mad.. Asin the babe had been claiming virgin until that day, so after the session, 'my friend' was now teasing her like -"you were now saying you were a virgin", only to receive another shocker when the girl insisted that she was and that he didn't enter.. Ah! Na slim babe oh.. no be say she fat weh you go think say na lap you fuck.. Omo.. 'my friend' was almost doubting himself.. but he just kept his cool.. small time 2nd round start.. as he entered from behind, na so him give the babe hot 'lamba' for her ass asking- "am I inside now", the wehrey babe was like "yes daddy" Lol...
Omo girls craze well well oh.. Boyz gats wise up
@ Dante & Chike,
DeleteChike's generalization made me write him.
And I repeat, that a girl decides to be silly & act it doesn't mean all girls are.
I hope you have sisters because as you generalize, they are sure to be among.
No more on this.
ππππππDante you no well I swear.
DeleteDante lmaoooo π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteLol@ DANTE,
DeleteSome will even tell you how some virgins don't bleed when deflowered.
Yes we know. Brother man no doubt science but na daughter of Eve story guy man no believe.
@ChydΓ©ma,
Delete"You don't force people to trust you; you earn people's trust by being sincere"
This is the aspect of life most ladies fail to understand.
A friend of mine married a lady who claimed to be a virgin, but was disappointed on their wedding night when he found out that she wasn't a virgin.
Her reason was that she thought that my guy wanted to use marriage talk and "chop her and clean mouth"
Well they later settled but my guy no trust her till date.
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£, Dante you no well o, that your friend na werey o.
DeleteI watched a video on Facebook that melt my heart. I almost cried. A desperate Afghanistan mum hands over her baby to an American soldier for evacuation. They took the little baby not up to two years inside the ship without her even caring if she will ever see the child again. These Islamic sects have caused more harm and terror in the world.
ReplyDeleteI read on how Christians and pastors are seeking for help to run away from the country before they get to them. One of the pastors disclosed that he got a message from the Taliban that they know where he's hiding.
I just pray these people won't carry out all the threats we read and know about them.
They are attacking innocent citizens, not only Christians. Try and be balanced for once in your life. We are humans FIRST.
DeleteIs it why you are crying? Oya sorry. Clean your tears.
Deleteππ€£π Nawa oh
DeleteAre u saying there are Christians Afghanistan?I thought it was just Muslims country and the Christians are visiting once π²
DeleteThey are attacking citizens Teejay...and come to think of it I didn't see your comment on the Muslims returning from Maolud and met with their death from Christians, what do you have to say on that.
DeleteSenseless guy.
DeleteThe person who claimed he almost cried is asking someone why they are crying. You kukuma don't have sense before.
DeleteReligion is the biggest problem of mankind, but a lot of people won't believe this.
DeleteTGIF π
ReplyDeleteIs it because anita is not the Yoruba lady that's why una never use am do shredded beef? Hypocrites. Thank God for Lola otherwise her eye for don see something today.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she knows the amount of people just waiting to jubilate on their own downfall. Awon afofogbemu dem.
Oponu ni e, why do u want ti pitch one tribe against the other? Iwo gangan ni afofungbemu
Delete15:00 right back at you top to bottom
DeleteRainy here my pillow don hear am. As no son of Adam to cuddle.
ReplyDeleteCan I come over? A warm massage will do just fine for you.
Delete"Can I come over?" Later you go come tell us how one lady come your house and want rope you in with sex, bla bla bla..
DeleteYoung man, nobi everywhere wey woman post some kind comments you go chook mouth put. Abi you be porcupine ni, haba!
No need for the "comment with your ID song". This ain't from a place of hate, in case you say you were/are joking. And even if you were not joking, my comment also ain't from a place of hate. Just stating the obvious.
EZEGE! E be like say that 1.5m dey push you.. God saved you from one daughter of eve the other day, and you lose 10k instead of the initial 200k.. now here you are again EZEGE..
DeleteI read your write up very late yesterday, there was something you didn't add in it, I'm talking about the part were you told the karashika that you just cashed out 1.5m, the first time you guys handed out which made her fast track her 'chopping' 200k plan from itππ..
EZEGE be careful oh
Anon 15:04, why take things too serious? Of course you should know it's just for fun and joke. I don't know why you are going personal on me here. I think I will be considering doing more of reading than commenting henceforth, I don't know why my comments often triggers reaction from you guys. Honestly, I will do more of reading now so I can have my peace.
DeleteHahahahaha @Dante, no I didn't disclose that to her. Thanks bro. I'm careful for real.
Which 1.5m? So you guys actually believe his stories?
DeleteWeekend is here, happy weekend all!
ReplyDeleteSince last week my 8yr always complain of pain at the left side of her forehead, above her left eye, Especially in the mornings. I would give her paracetamol and it would relieve her. This afternoon, she has started complain again. What could be the cause pls?
ReplyDeletePlease take her to hospital
DeletePls let her see a Dr, ASAP.
DeleteTake her to an eye doctor...There are a million and one things that could cause that..
DeletePlease hurry to the Hospital with your daughter.
DeleteGo to hospital madam.
DeleteThis is blog and not hospital.
It could be migraine. Is the pain before or after food? If it is after food, watch what she eats.
DeleteLOL! Bogus Divorce?
ReplyDeleteIHN is here. Good afternoon
ReplyDeleteAt the first meme. Stella in that case men need to be settled after each round of sex or at least given a malt and milk by the women. Better still, they can be given a nice vegetable meal for replenishment. Are we not trying? After losing all this mentioned above, they still want us to give them all the goodies in the world for the 5% water they lost. This isn't fair naaaaπππππ
ReplyDeleteIt's "a can/bottle" of malt, not "a malt", dear Teejay
DeleteThis news of Paul Psquare's marriage breakup sounds unbelievable. They were an enviable couple with no known public issues. I'm still gobsmacked.
ReplyDeleteYou dont have to wait until people air their dirt linen, some people are going through a lot but trapped in their marriage.
DeleteThis life whether you wash your dross outside or you wash it inside...If the foundation of the marriage is weak, it will break no matter what...Some situations are like volcanoes, some like a river but as they say ''Still waters do run deep''...
DeleteHmmm @phoenix and Anon, It is well with marriages these days. These celebrities are in so much pressure to keep holding on for the sake of their fans and brands. I pity them sometimes.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend
Good day yard people. I say make I come mark register. Sign out post is the truth. Teejay na God save you...
ReplyDeleteRainy afternoonπ¦π¦π¦π¦
ReplyDeleteTeejay, thank God for your life. Your body for really tell you. Truly, many are mad and frustrated, roaming the streets. One has to be careful.
ReplyDeleteThank you Pheonix and Prestige for the tips you shared to me in Thursday's SP regarding the salary bargain. I am truly grateful. We ended up striking a good deal. Its my first job and totally worth it #jobsecured
ReplyDeleteCongrats π
DeleteCongratulations anon wishing you all the best .
DeleteWow
DeleteCongratulations to you
Congratulations
DeleteCongrats to you, dear. God bless you Phoenix, and OP for sharing tips.
DeleteCongrats dearie
DeleteCongrats
DeleteWeekends are very fast to come these days, and before you sneeze twice, it's Monday already☹️☹️☹️
ReplyDeleteLmao @ before you sneeze twice
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DeleteGod over everything.
ReplyDeleteTGIF, no shop for me till Monday. Sometimes people hide their real self in order to exploit you....hmmmmm mo mo n oju mi tiri
Very true.
DeleteThanks Teejay for that beautiful write up.., Good Afternoon All
ReplyDeleteTGIF!!! Looking forward to a wonderful weekend!! So excited for the birth of my nephew yesterday... He weighed a whooping 4.2kg.. Thank God that both mother and child are doing fine π
ReplyDeleteI gave myself a treat with my last card to celebrate our newest addition... Na to tie belle face ground dis weekend π€£π€£π€£
Have a blessed day everyone ππ
Hwaiting πͺ
I celebrate with your family
DeleteMy regards to your cute nephew
Congratulations to your family thank God for safe delivery.
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£@ tie belle. Congrats to your family
DeleteGoodnews, congrats to the family
DeleteBig congrats to your family.
DeleteThank you much everyone ππππ
DeleteTeejay, indeed people wey normal no plenty. Living in naija is a serious job on its own. Everybody is frustrated.
ReplyDeleteMy people, how una dey?
WhiteMomey is really a jolly fellow. Just watched his diary section at the office now and I was so laughing listening to him. I just love his doings. Don't know why this year own looks different to me and got my attention.
ReplyDelete*Diary session. I agree, WM is a jolly good fellow. Lovely weekend, TJ. π
DeleteTeejay and his Engrishππππππ
DeleteThanks Perxian. I truly appreciate. It was an oversight.
DeleteYou know you can correct him, right.
DeleteGood afternoon people. Happy Friday to us all. Plenty hustle for Warri here as Coronation fever don hold some people.
ReplyDeleteNa God save you Teejay, your body for tell you.
I don't believe that men and sex analysis, if it was so, then men for just dey fall down anyhow.
You no dey hear/read online about the men that use to die during sex in a hotel/home?
DeleteTeejay you are right so many people dey vex ooh, hunger and frustration is too much here, even ordinary to say pls can you adjust in a bus, the person go dey vex. Kai make God help us for this Naija.
ReplyDeleteStella abeg when be the next single and mingle? Or any guy for UK wey wan mingle, 42 to 48 years old, must have own kids like me, please indicate. Have a full time job oo, I no dey do "give me £10 I go give you back" be easy going, love to travel and just have a good laugh, respond under this if Stella post am please, let's mingle
ReplyDeleteππππ give me £10
DeleteGood afternoon people π.
ReplyDelete#TGIF
But I learnt sex like 3 times a week, makes a man live longer. In other news, Nna enh, reading through the post the only going through my mind is the ofe onugbo I'm craving for.
ReplyDeleteHello people, una good afternoon, have a great weekend and stay safe πΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆ
ReplyDeleteHello ihn π
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
Nice write-up Teejay, people are going thru a whole lot,living in naija is frustrating sef but man gat to keep pushing.
Been a busy afternoon for me.
Bvs una dooh oo π
E go surely be ✌️.
friday be looking dull
ReplyDeleteWeldone everyone weekend around the corner keep safe
ReplyDeleteGood day people, hope you are already enjoying the weekend, congratulations once more to the recipients of the business giveaway.
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