EXTREMELY DIRTY HUSBAND
Stella, my husband is the most useless man on earth.
He Shits and calls me to flush, comes back from work and refuses to take his bath and brush his halitosistic mouth + he likes kissing and sucking of nips.
To eat food? come and see dog and karating. He keeps the longest nails I've ever seen, you know the cardib type. And dirt is always stuck in there and he likes fingering and anytime he fingers me, my pussy gets hot and swollen ..
He also has the tiniest deek in the whole world and releases under 5 seconds and blames my tohtoh for being to sweet(smh) .
To shave ? I'll drag him and do the shaving by myself and if I don't the bush will be there till it turns to white color. He can wear one boxer for 3 to 4 days without thinking twice.
All ye single people complaining and looking for husbands Please keep calm for you don't know what the Lord has done to you.
We dated for 1 year and it was a no s#x, no kissing and no visiting kind of courtship. I'm just knowing this man.
Stella please post this in the mighty name of Jesus.
OMG OMG OMG OMG.... I am sick from reading this...OMG!!!!
Ew! Disgusting much and i am like seriously?? 👁🧐👀
ReplyDeleteI don't feel too well anymore. Eeek.
DeleteYou are enjoying the marriage na...
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DeleteI don't know what to say. I was going to ask if u did not see all these before getting married to him? But, you did not. You are already in. Firstly, stop calling him useless, and start looking for a solution. You will have to start helping him out in the best way you can. Write on the toilet wall and paste these words legibly "Please flush the toilet after use" and also on the door exiting the toilet. Please, from time to time as you lay in bed get a newspaper and tell him raise his armpit up, use shaving stick and clean it up and his ass too. Apply deodorant and ask him to smell his armpit and tell u if he likes the smell. Tell him where deodorants are sold. It sounds difficult to do abi? Well, it is, but it can be done. Please, take a nail cutter and clean up your husband's nails, all this is possible cos I know people who have done it even while playing with their lovers. It's an act of showing love.
DeleteFor his tiny dick, you have to accept it like that in good faith cos you guys did not taste before the wedding, I don't think if your boobs were saggy or one big well past one, you would expect him to leave you cos of it. Sometimes, love is work and sacrifice, and so is marriage. Talk to him about how he eats and cleans up your home.
I have learned, that people learn sometimes when you show them. I have observed that you don't have to wait for a person to act right before you can also be right. Sometimes, when you do something first, the other person mimics you. Let me give you an instance, my man would hardly say I love you, I even was silently pissed off and told myself I would withdraw saying it since he does not when we met. But, I thought about it, this is not a tit-for-tat game. I continued and before long at first, there was no much result, sooner I observed he responded. Now, he says it first. Another day, he said "I love u" and I responded "I love you more" the next day lol he sent me a text, and on it was " I love you more".
Everything is not about walking away although, I could easily tell you too. That's why you said the words for better for worse. Work on your man. Thank you.
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DeleteBut what I don't understand with this poster is that even if there was no sex, kissing and romance before marriage. His nails too you didn't see that? Did you nerve go visiting to his place to see the state of this there? Did he never eat food around you? Did you not get to know about his halitosis before marriage? Poster I put it to you that you knew some of these things, and decided to go ahead to marry him because you were desperate for marriage.
DeleteI couldn't finish reading the chronicle eeeewwwww 🤮
DeleteMadam you dey try ooo but for your sake Biko correct him with love small small him go learn
Thanks Tiana.
DeletePoster, please follow Tiana advice lovingly.
Was it a distance relationship? As in u didnt set eyes on him n his long nails during courtship? Eat or hung out with him?
ReplyDeleteGood question!
DeletePoster, didn't you meet him at all? You don't have to kiss someone to know their mouths smell.Just talking to them face to face is enough to let you know.
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DeleteI don't understand either
DeleteYou can still help him. Start by cutting those nails, always wash his dirty boxers and get him new ones. Talk to him about flushing his poo, I think you started cleaning it for him that's why. Be his teacher and pray to God to help him.
DeleteWhat did I read?
Unbelievable!!!
ReplyDeleteWonderment 😳
DeleteMarriage don tire this one
ReplyDeleteExactly .. She don tire ni jare
Delete@Aproko queen, you don talk am finish. Na so dem dey talk when marriage don tire dem. She dey look for people wey tell am make she pack commot.
DeleteYuck!
ReplyDeleteDouble yuck!!! 😳
DeleteAnd you still let him finger you 🤮 please stop before you get incurable disease ( if there’s one).
ReplyDeleteMy mouth open for that part😲
DeleteMake una no mind the dirty poster. I can tell you she is also a dirty person. It takes a dirty lady to allow her husband with filth under his nails to finger her. It takes a dirty lady to allow her husband with poor oral hygiene to kiss her. It takes a dirt lady to allow her husband order her to come flush his poop. Please tell me is this a master-slave marriage?
DeleteThe part of you flushing on his behalf is so annoying. Why do you have to do that?
ReplyDeleteWhen dating, try and get to know your partner. Find out if he/she is someone you can live with....their flaws, habits etc.
I can’t even stand such a man for a second let alone sharing a room. 🏃🏿♀️ 🏃🏿♀️
Hahhaahhahahahahah abeg poster no vex for me , this your last paragraph through me off balance. It is well with you and your house hold.
ReplyDeleteLmao this chronicle is so funny
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ReplyDeleteuna dey marry sha.. i dont want to know. This style of courtship of no touching ,kissing or living together is a scam..
ReplyDeletePeople pretend especially if they know their way of living is off
DeleteJustifying sin is human limited "sense"
GOD get sense far above human being
GOD is wisdom
How did no visiting happen, was it a long distance relationship?? I am shocked
ReplyDeleteI feel like throwing up. Why allow him finger you with such dirty nails?
ReplyDeleteA dirty man" I can't abide.
Yuck...yuck yuck
Maybe na mental sickness ooo...I don't see any reason for this kind dirty..
ReplyDeletePoster you have to support your husband and show him the benefits of good hygiene..trust me he will appreciate it...pray God helps you dear...
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteTeaching a grown up personal hygiene is really difficult
DeleteYes,it's difficult@miss Sophia but doable unless she's tired of the marriage.
DeleteTrue 👌,I just pray he's the learning type
DeleteDoes he see anything wrong?
DeleteIs he willing to learn?
I don't get this bashing. Even if it was a no sex relationship, are you saying you also made it a no visiting kinda relationship. You tried o. Why won't you visit someone you're dating? You compare his eating to a dog, that is not nice. Are you also saying all the while you dated, you never ever saw him eat? Haba. As per him fingering you with dirty nails, it is sooo wrong, and unhygenic. Talk to your husband, in a calm way. All the best
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Delete😂😂 sorry your last paragraph is making me 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteWell, from experience(like real life experience o) he doesn't know he's dirty until someone tells him which the person is YOU
Always hammer it in his ears and make it a duty to always shave and cut his nails for him(this is also an act of love). As for the boxers, immediately he enters the bathroom or you finish doing the do,just take the boxers straight to the laundry basket and give him e new one
In case he doesn't take his bath regularly help him get his water ready and playfully tell him to take his bath. Just know that you have a 'big' child
I believe with time he'll change
God bless you! I posted mine only to scroll down to read comments and saw this. Dear poster, read and reread this. Everything is not shout. There lays your solution. Clean up your man, clean up your house, and see the joy return to you. Do it yourself for your own sanity.
DeleteO ga o, this is too much. The deed has been done, you're now married. God help you o.
DeletePoster, i can smell your disgust from here, so I'll suggest you start work on yourself as more as you want this marriage to work, you can't teach/correct your husband right now. Men ego and disgust don't work together.....Work in love. This marriage can only work for you. If you make a personal decision to help your husband get better,I wish you all the best
You can only do this for a man that you like/ love
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DeleteNumber one obstacle to obtaining sense
God is in the foundation of your marriage sis...
ReplyDeletePrayer will remould him for you Ok
Even if it was a no sex relationship if you were the observant type, you would have known,you do not need to have sex with someone before you know if they are dirty ,so that's no excuse
ReplyDeleteHow can you allow him dip his long dirty nails into you? That is letter to germs
Im sure he doesnt cheat and he wont cheat on you
You sef allowing a dirty man to make love to you,how do you cope? You are trying o
You called him the most useless man on earth, wow,how did you guys get to this stage?
Are these chronicles real, this one and the last one, cos I am SHOOK 😲😲🥴🥴
ReplyDeleteApologies, but this chronicle sounds fake and untrue. How on earth can one person have all these baggages??? My gawd!! Which sane adult would go to the toilet and call someone else to come flush it?? Haba mana!! Abeg abeg..plus all the other stuff you listed???? No naaaaa. *pukes
ReplyDeleteI know someone who did o, my old time neighbour then while growing up will poo, get up and leave the toilet for his wife to flush. He grew up watching his dad do that (his mum flushing after his dad) and brought the same dirty habit into his marriage. Marriage Don scatter since 2005 sha (Mr got small money and started womanising up and down).
DeleteIts verrry possible, i once worked somewhere before that a particular female colleague doesnt flush after she uses the restroom, a female cleaner caught her and when she was questioned she actually said it out loud that she cannot flush after using the restroom, infact that she cannot touch anything in any restroom
DeleteShe was bashed that day ,she resigned few days later
Big man daughter, a driver comes to pick her every evening after work
This reminded me of my roommate back in Uni. Big man pikin that knew nothing, she had to learn from us. A jolly fellow she was
DeleteEwo!! @Lagos mainland girl are you really serious 😳
DeleteWhat killed bd of man (or even woman) would want to keep long nails.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I see it on a woman I am immediately turned off! Don’t care what any other part of her looks like!
My empathy madam for this unwholesome tiding in your marriage.
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't help but think; long nails and dirty attitude
weren't detected during courtship? Maybe he was very pretentious about it all?
Does he know how swollen and hurting your genitals are after his "sticking his dirty
fingers into it?"
Does he know that he can infect you with diseases from this act? Have you really sat
him down to explain these things to him?
I think that is where the whole thing has to start. One cannot claim to love someone
and cause them pain at the same time; pain that can be avoided by simple cutting and
trimming the nails like every two weeks at least. And flushing of toilets.
Inasmuch as I know that there are dirty humans out there but for you to say its a no sex,no visit, no whatever kind of relationship says a lot.
ReplyDeleteSo you mean that you guys were married in absential and you got to know of his dirty and stinky way of life in marriage?
Anyway, you either leave the marriage or deal with it because you're hiding some details so that people will not bash you.
Kai poster you know try for yourself abeg,how come you never noticed any of these, like you guys never met before the marriage🤦or was it an arranged marriage.
DeletePlease better tell him to stop the fingering and kissing before you get infected with a disease.
I blame thr lady for all of this...Bible says ladies or women should submit to their husbands..now my point is this,please ladies before you marry do due dillinger,don't rush in for vain things please,ask your self are you ready to submit to what you seeing currently from him? If it is no then let it be no...fall in love and marry men you willing yo tolerate and submit to and because of it choosing a partner should be a serious business for you all and not just based on looks and height and physical attributes ..
ReplyDeleteWe dey talk about dorty u dey talk submission. E no relate ma🙄🙄
DeleteSome people can yarn dust shaa @ anonymous 15:48 did you read this chronicle at all or you are the type that thinks a woman is always at fault ?
DeleteLook at the way you finished your husband with insult. Very bad!
ReplyDeleteIs he God ? Men worshippers Abeg shift .
DeleteI wonder o,calling him the most useless man on earth and that he has a tiny prick
DeleteThe same mouth you use to pray ,using it to call your husband the most useless man on earth . How then do you expect a husband you called the most useless man on earth to be useful for himself?
This woman ehn,her own dey her bodi
Lol!! Wicked woman!! Did you share his money with us… a wife is a helpmate and that includes everything…
ReplyDeleteHian, a woman is asking what she can do to help a full grown man that didnt grow beyond 1 month, and you say she is wicked, koko.
DeleteI think you should report him to his mom and move out from the house for sometime maybe back to your parents, this is for him to know the importance of hygiene, cleaning up after himself, what kind of dirty human being is this. Me in that situation will run under days because cos his hand on me will make me throw up not to talk of putting dirty finger inside where ( tufiakwa)
She is wicked biko!
DeleteSome marriages this days,e get as e be, nawaoooo
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI can't laugh abeg......
This one plenty ohh. Talk to him!!! Tell him you can't flush for him, let him do himself.
ReplyDeleteJust be straight about it, tell him his mouth stinks and you can't bear kissing or having sex with him in his dirty state. Help with the ones you can too, like making sure his clothes are clean and organised always, and he looks put together. Sorry o, you sound like you totally detest him so I'm not sure you're even going to try all these. All these blind dates/courtship before marriage should stop! For those of you still single, do not agree to marry a man/woman until you've met and spent some time with him physically, no go dey enter one chance marriage.
I guess you met him that way and married him. Stop complaining madam. Deal with it
ReplyDeleteEeyah . Sorry madam, he is ur big baby, teach him please
ReplyDeleteI may not understand what you have written but I have been in a no sex relationship. I'm sure it does not blind you from doing video calls.Your write up doesn't suggest you love this husband of yours.What went wrong? Did you marry him out of pressure? I believe in correcting people in love.Your Chronicle doesn't suggest anything good about this man.Try to baby him the much you can and most importantly do every correction in a sane/calm manner.
ReplyDeleteYou are exposing you husband you married for better for worst to the world and you have the disrespectinly bring the name of Jesus into it. You are a bad person. We have heard all about your husband, can honestly in the name of Jesus tell us about your bad side, because this action of yours you are definately not perfect.
ReplyDeleteU were not observant. I once dumped a prospective husband because of the way he ate,plus he had eczema and looked dirty, had long dirty nails.He was rich too, worked in the oil and always bought me gifts whenever his goes on overseas trip but I was always irritated. I did the decent thing by letting him go. He is married now to someone that loves him like that. If u knew u couldn't deal u should have left unless u were attracted to his wealth.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh.....this is serious
ReplyDeleteTeach and guide him with love. He will learn with time just be persistent.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of courtship is that,I agree with the no sex or intimacy part but which one is no visiting,so what’s the definition of courtship?whatever you are going through is partly your fault.there’s no way a man will be this dirty and u won’t know in one year .
ReplyDeleteIf it were core Christian courtship in churches like the WATCHMAN CATHOLIC CHARISMATIC RENEWAL MOVEMENT and DEEPER LIFE, it's 💯 possible for her not to know because they are not supposed to visit each other and they only meet in church under supervision. The only thing she could have noticed are his nails and month odour
DeleteDid you just describe an 8 years old or a full grown man?
ReplyDeleteHe is just being lazy, no matter his kind of job, he should be able to keep clean.
Well, as a man, I will tell you to always discuss these things with him, respectfully.
Even get a magazine with fine men, well dressed and neat. Always be with it and keep where he could see it.
No normal 8 yr old will be this unhygienic
DeleteCan't flush poo?
How wiyyyyu ya ll a iiiihuman being go use the toilet,poo and not flush!!!jesus Christ I have goose bumps all over me!!! If I were u I’ll have run away from that man since.with all these dirty habits who will be watching after him?? Who will clean after him,he can’t even help himself.if as a Man U can’t do basic things for urself cos u refused to learn them then u better stay on ur own instead of marrying someone’s daughter and raising kids up in dirtiness,ur kids will now think that dirty,
ReplyDeleteNot every adult is marriage material
DeletePeople of God is it right for my mum to suck my children’s breast all under age five and for them to suck her breast too? Pls I need answers
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Sorry I just had to laugh. I'm probably sure she means no harm ,but tell her to stop it so your children don't grow up thinking it's okay for people to suck their breasts. You also need to let your children know it's not good for people to suck their breasts.
DeleteIt is not right nor is it normal
Delete🙄 so poster,you didn't notice all this while courting him, to teach him about personal hygiene is not gonna be easy to do.
ReplyDeleteJust teach and guide him.
Where Una dey see this kind men biko. This one is to much, Hian.
ReplyDeleteAna ako yen yen yen.
ReplyDeleteNo sex, no visiting, no sleepovers..., Didn't you even go out on dates?
Madam I'm a woman like you but I don't buy this your story chacha. Tell us why u married the man cos something must have made u say yes. Probably u no see that thing again and u want to japa. Lai lai, u must stay there oooo🤣
Sorry about your woes Sha, I can't wish this on my enemy sef. This one na 'dorty' raised to power 24.
Pearl and Tiana, your Mum trained you well. Well done to both of you.
ReplyDeleteThanks💋😘
DeleteNo visiting, no nothing. Were u guys meeting in church? Madam ur husband is dirty not useless. Shebi he dey feed u
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like exaggeration to me.. How can one man be all this? Poster, its well with you o in this marriage..
ReplyDeleteYou just described my ex now. A caring, kind, soft, generous, cool headed, dirty, irritating and imature guy.
ReplyDeleteI feel in love with him bcos of his kind nature.
We are both good christians and personally, I don't do sex or romance before marriage although we never spoke of it. But, he knew my stands as regards that.
For 4months i didn't know his house and he never invited me. I actually thought he never wanted to go against his believes or morals, so I kept cool.
Before then, I noticed his eating habits was so bad, he can start eating without washing his hands and have the food all-over and he will always be picking his nose. The first day I saw him on white, I was embarrassed bcos it was so dirty.
This young man is doing very well for himself and if you see the way he treats me, you'd be jealous. Infact, my friends were usually jealous seeing how he treats me.
So,after this months, he started talking marriage and his mom came into town to see us and I decided to go visit them.
Then, I discovered why he never wanted me to visit. The house was so dirty and unkempt.
This isn't why we broke up though, I broke up with him when I discovered he was cheating and had eyes on my bestie to the extent of having her pictures on his phone.
I would have gladly helped him be better at that aspect of hygeine although it got irritating at some point and I could hardly let him freely touch me. Like, he will go pee and come back wanting to pick something from my face or touch me in a way or the other. It was mad!!!
Did I mention he is an only child and I guess he was spoilt.
I knew I was going to be in for babysitting a grown mind and I didn't mind, somehow.
Pls Ma, I am not married but I feel there are other good sides to this man. Look beyond this and make it work. You're in already, make it work!
Oh, my!
DeleteI didn't read through.
Pls over look the errors.
Good you left that idiot. Imagine lusting after your friend. He would have betrayed you if you had stayed. I also had a boyfriend who was running after my younger sister.
DeleteDirty man who had betraying promiscuous tendencies
DeleteThe entitlement of it all!
Omo....this is so sickening to read
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteThis Chronicle off me ...
ReplyDeleteI think your husband may have mental health issues. You need to talk to a psychiatrist. He may be an undiagnosed schizophrenic patient. With treatment and medication, you will see a great improvement and you will begin to enjoy your marriage
ReplyDeleteSo madam you're trying to tell us that you knew nothing about this man neither did you notice all these flaws before you got married to him....hmmmm nawa, things that happen nowadays
ReplyDeleteIs either marriage don tire this one or it’s coming from an old single lady who is looking for reasons to validate her single ass. There’s no way this chronicle could be 100 percent true. So, you never met, eat together, hangout before marriage?
ReplyDeleteMOTHERS GOD HELP US TO TRAIN OUR MALE CHILDREN NOT JUST THE GIRLS
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