Sunday Laughs

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-. Call a man a lion and he will be very happy. But call him an animal he will be very angry. Is a lion not an animal?




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 If you know more than five stingy people, that means you beg a lot..

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-. In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest.
*In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp group admin.*
God why





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Once you marry a bad wife de devil will stop following you because he has settled you already






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 Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elimination by substitution.

Should i increase the volume?






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 First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah..
Fear Women 





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 Bro you're dating that girl for more than 

3years, with no intention of marrying her? please..

Uncle pharaoh let my sister go






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 Who is a risk taker?
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still want to mess






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 A man was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire!
The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight."
The man subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."