MONDAY In House News...

Hmmmm.....

There's a screen munch in this post that really pissed me off oh.....

Na wah!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

For some days now,we have had heat wave, please if it is raining where you are, send me some rain, it is needed urgently....

Hmm people who bleach their bodies, how do you cope when the weather is very hot? Sun like this practically fries the skin and if there is bleaching agent on it, na wahala oh.

Please send me some rain and I will pay for it...This weather needs to cool down....

Monitoring spirit are you still there?

BV Yoriprincess, hey boo, i saw your comment in SP:: kisses oh

Jeweluchi choclat noir how far? enjoying the name?

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MY OVARIES OH

I wasn’t prepared for was the post delivery first sex. So during pregnancy I was literally on fire. . My libido was so high. I spent a lot of time researching the most convenient positions as my pregnancy progressed and I spent a lot of time practicing.

On one of my appointments doctor complained about women who lose their spark after childbirth and completely focus on the kids leaving “Oga “ hanging. I rolled my eyes at him and told him that my husband comes first before my kids, went on to explain how I knew my husband first and so on.

After I had my baby, hmnnnnn , the pain of birthing, the episiotomy and the stress of the whole process. The last thing on my mind was caring for my husbands  needs. I was overwhelmed and struggling.

After my six weeks appointments, I was cleared health wise and told it was safe to have sex. I glanced in my husband direction and he was smiling and giving me “the look". The look that would have once gotten me excited now filled me with dread and almost disgust.

I was in a dilemma. As soon as we left the clinic, he started saying sweet nonsense to my ears. I decided to give him a talk when we got home. I sat him down and asked for more time to be mentally and emotionally prepared. After few weeks, I knew someone’s patience was running thin, so I started to make conscious efforts to prepare myself mentally and emotionally.

It eventually happened and I still wasn’t prepared, that s#x was painful. I read on this blog about lubricants and it helped, with time I got more relaxed and our trips to Jerusalem became enjoyable. But alas! I think I left my libido at the hospital. Its still not like it used to be. I have gone from breaking beds to hardly making a creak ( we don’t want the kids to hear now!)

Now we sneak around like thieves in the house and it’s kind of fun trying not to get caught. We have found patterns and routines that work for us and we sometimes switch it up. We are in a good place but I sometimes miss the me before kids. “ Me the mighty Eagle of before is now a dove.”



And truthfully my kids come first. I would do anything for them.

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha..

greeting to the Might Eagle who is now a dove......LMAO!!

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SEE QUESTION

YES...... anyone in any part of the World can take part in in house news but the case and data is only for those in Naija or with Naija numbers and the cash is only in Naiara.  you get?

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WHAT!!! WHO POSTED THIS

WHAT!!!!

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BV MARTINS EXPLAINS ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE "NEXT/PREVIOUS" Button to read more stories on SDK Blog

 

 

Hello,

some Bvs are having difficulty with using the "Next" button below the page to view/read more stories posted earlier on the Blog..

It's not an SDK Blog issue, but from the User interface of your device(Android in particular) due to a recent upgrade on the Blogger platform.

If you use an iPhone for example(at least from 8+ upwards) you wont have such issues with reading previous post..

However to read with ease on any android; Kindly switch to Desktop version.

To view the desktop version, kindly use this link below:

Stelladimokokorkus.com/?m=0

The M=0 is the desktop version while M=1 is phone version(please bookmark it)

Once you apply the above; you can then navigate the blog just like someone using a desktop/laptop with ease.

Hope this helps

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