Monday In House News...

 Hailings....

No Sun today oh #cookiesandcream

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone keeping up? Hmmmmm I got so many chats praising me for asking my son to read up about Nigeria as his assignment working with me...

God bless you all............. especially the VIPS wey dey read this Blog

codedly.

Meanwhile my Bambino told me Nigeria's story is too complicated and that he will submit a report tomorrow Tuesday.. 

I asked him so what did you do for me today.....

His reply was '' Mama i have been reading about Nigeria and the current news is

scary, so i have been distracted by thoughts of what is going on there'' I just could not say anything more.. lets see what he will submit tomorrow.

Blog PA please get numbers for data giveaway.

love and hugs to everyone....

Make i hurry go buy bread for tea..LOL

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BV CHILAKA C COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

I want to thank God For the successful wedding /traditional marriage of my Younger Sister. It was indeed a day of Joy and Happiness in my Family.
God has settled the ladies in my family now is time for the guys. 

Oluwa settle me with a nice and beautiful woman before the end of next year.

Amen my darling!!!!

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER

Got home from church and heard one of my neighbors laughing at the top of her voice, her younger sis too. Ha what happen, abi full family wan kolo the same time. It was strange and unusual. Later she came to knock at my door.


ME : Mama Ble, good afternoon. Hope all is well


MAMA BLESSING : My sis abeg I come ask you for something. Abeg eh those your mama gown dem wey she been dey wear before she die still dey?, i wan borrow dem ( she was laughing as she was saying all these)


Confused me was just looking at her.


ME : Madam wetin happen?


She actually came to gist me why she was laughing previously


She brought out her phone and gave me to read and see the messages for myself, ha. The messages reads:


''Dear Papa Blessing, why is it that you cannot stay in your own house, is your house chasing you. Anytime you don't have money, you'll remember to come home, but when you have small money, you'll vanish to your girlfriends. Pls stop coming to eat our food o, stay with your girlfriends and don't bother coming back again''


''Re : Dear Mama Blessing, you think i don't know what you've been doing, how you have been wearing bum shorts and short gowns and following men around?. I will keep running until you change and start dressing like a married woman''.


Hahahahahahahahhahahaha, chai wahala be like okra soup, you dey draw am, e dey draw you back.


That's why she came to ask for my mum's gowns so that she can look like a married woman for her hubby. She actually came to give me the gist and gossip him cos she knows i don't have mum's clothes in my house. That was why she was laughing with her younger sis. To think that it's her daughter that sent the text to her Dad, she told her what to type and send to her Father.


I was happy she picked up her broken heart and is living for her kids and paying their bills because i don't wish her kind of husband on my enemy. Everyone in the street knows him, the man matter long. People were even blaming her for staying in such an unhealthy marriage just to answer 'Mrs'.

But my annoyance is, why involve your kids, such young minds in your marital brouhaha. Tried to caution her sha, but for where, Akwa-Ibom woman no gree o. She said 'yem mustu know weyin their fara dey do.




LOL






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FROM FRIDAY NIGHT POST

I don't know if I should thank God or thank ***** So I am an adulteress, a whore and a useless woman. (I have qualified myself, don't stress yourself by adding more). So I got married a year and some months back, I was dating a married man before I got married, 8 months to my wedding date, I broke things off with him, but 2 months after the wedding, I relapsed. 

I can cite that my hubby (who I didn't have sex with before marriage) is a one minute man as an excuse, but thats no reason to cheat on this amazing man God gave me. The sex is terribly wack but he's a 100% in other aspect. Back to my confession, a month after I relapsed, I got pregnant. Of course, I panicked, I panicked so bad... I couldn't sleep for days, I wasn't sure who owned it amongst them. 

I cursed myself, hated myself, and then reminded myself that I was going to worry like this for 9 months, then still worry after birth till I did a DNA. And then I asked myself what will I do if it's not hubby's? Let's just say the worry and the anxiety wasn't worth it to me. (And knowing my sugar daddy he is going to make me keep that child, he can literally call my husband and tell him if he knows). So I aborted (murdered) the child. 

And ever since then, nothing, no pregnancy, nothing... After a year of our marriage we decided to go see a gynae, and there it was discovered that hubby's motility was very low. In the doctor's words, "There was no way the sperm could have gotten to my eggs." I am staying strong for hubby, he is a very good man that doesn't deserve any humiliation so I am just encouraging him to take his drugs and that soon we will be fine. But I am just grateful I had that abortion cos clearly it was sugar daddy's own. 

If I had kept it, what would have become of me? I don't know if thanking God is appropriate but I am just relieved. And yes, me and sugar daddy have been over since I had the abortion...(he doesn't know I got pregnant). Pheeew.. That was close! Never again Lord, Never!





Na wah!!!






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YAHOO BOYS REPORTEDLY HAVE A NEW METHOD

Yahoo Boys and ritualist in my Area have adopted a new Approach.

They throw Money into your compound at night, when you wake up, you see the money squeezed if you pick the MONEY that will be YOUR undoing.

I have noticed different denomination of the Naira each time I step out of my door to see them at different parts of my compound.

This is their new strategy. It has been reported in my neighbourhood that a woman died some days ago after picking up #200 on her premises.


Let's be careful, spread this news to your Children, they should be mindful.

Don't Pick money you have no idea of.

This is their New Pattern of Blood

Please don't keep this important message, share and save a life-

Culled from Whatsapp.

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FROM MONDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

MISSED PERIOD LOADING

''Good morning, please don't be too hard on me I'm actually in a bad place. So I had my period last month and according to my calendar my ovulation day and high chance of getting pregnant was on 29th,that day the konji was uncontrollable and I was with my boyfriend cause he was sick.


We never planned to have sex but it happened so fast. Sincerely he didn't cum cause he was on malaria drugs. Now I feel sick and I'm so scared to check if I'm pregnant. My body temperature changes one minute I'm so hot and weak, the next minute I'm cold.


I noticed that I've been eating more than I did before.. I just wish its malaria and not pregnancy cause abortion isn't even an option ever. My calendar says my next period will be on 13th and I'm not seeing the signs I used to before my period comes....I'm so scared, do you think I'm pregnant?

Please don't use harsh words on me I'm not a strong.

*Its possible that you are pregnant.

Congrats on your baby mama status loading... abi una wan Marry?

If you are financially OK Then you dont have to fear anything...If the deed is done,then its done....

Why are you scared of harsh words? No be harsh preek put you for wetin you dey so?hehehehehehehehehhehe.

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Bachelor’s degree in any discipline preferably in Management or Social Sciences.
Fluent in written and Spoken English.

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Having working Experience is an advantage.

Send application with relevant documents to newsecretary2021@gmail.com

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