WOW............. see disgrace!!!
According to him;
"1999.
I was 18.
When it comes to my list of WORST SEX Nightmares, My MUM walking in on me probably tops d list!
I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but i didn’t give a flying f**k!
I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy Adolescence.
One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at d house.
6:30PM sharp!
My Dad & younger sisters would have gone to Choir Practice, My Grandma & evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
Baby girl & I were going to do the “Deed” after weeks of endless “Petting” “Making Out” & “Groping Genitalia”!
Long story cut short; We were going at “it” in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us.
“SHIT!” as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants & my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval & disgust.
“So this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house”, my Mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa Savage style).
Omo, I stood tall and faced her.
I was 18. I could talk back.
“She came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?”, I retorted.
My Mum muttered something in her Indian dialect & left.
I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN!
Baby girl on the other hand, was shakin so bad.
Saw her off to the junction and she went home.
Fast forward to a few months afta;
I had planned a massive party in d area wit another friend of mine (Late Abass, RIP) & as it was my 1ST Year in Unilag, turnout was MADT! Peeps were photocopyin the I.Vs & we were feelin FLY!
Halfway into d Rave, my Mum walked in & i could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor.
My Mum took the Microphone from the DJ & faced d crowd.
Omo, She FINISHED me that night!
She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics..
In short, she OPEN my Yansh, De-REP me FINISH!
I was so embarrassed.
Her parting shot;
“U hav 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense u’re doing here & come wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!”.
Im laughing now but Mehn, it wasnt funny then!"
It shaped you to some extent I guess...
ReplyDeleteShaped him into a crossdresser??😒😏😒😏😒🐤🐥
DeleteThis is one of the worst embarrassments a mother can give her child, I don't support it
Delete*Larry was here*
Why don't I believe this story?? Yimu!!
DeleteDenrele trying so hard to convince you all that he's been doing women and not into the opposite sex.
DeleteAnon 6:44 you are smart.
Delete🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺🧺
ReplyDeleteDenrele collect baskets o.
Siblings going to bible study are evil but
the one, a teenager having fornication
with a girl is "enjoyment?"
All you are trying to do is to convince us that you are female minded when it comes to fornication.
More baskets to your shame. 🧺🧺🧺🧺😏😏
You're annoying
DeleteGo and sit down biko
Delete@16:39
DeleteSay it like this, for that's what you mean;
"Truth is annoying"
16:08, u dey mind am? Abeg, give am beta basket.
DeleteDenrele don dey crase tey tey! I love you though (since the days of twilight)
ReplyDeleteI love mums who know how to give their 'suddenly grown' and 'don't give a hoot' children fire for fire 🔥
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mommas can embarrass ehn..I can imagine her calling him 'Atole' in Indian Accent...Wow Memories 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteTrying to say am not GAY, we Don hear
ReplyDeleteNo mind am.
DeleteWeare smarter than this!
I know right. Lol
DeleteLol, maybe he is bi. I used to wonder about him and Goldie of blessed memory back then. He was on kidivision 101 I think. A very intelligent, social and fun loving person. I think I like his mother already too.
DeleteDenrele kikikikikiki. Your lovely mother is part of why you have such lovely hair. Me as a woman wish I could collect some from you. Me love you long time. 😍
DeleteAll these narrative is just to redirect the side talks of being gay. Yimu
ReplyDeleteFlesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Oil dey your head.
DeleteAnd so what's bad in being gay?😞😞😞
DeleteYou gather dey there. Oga denrele, we understand.
DeleteMaybe he wants to marry, lol. Una wan spoil him market?
DeleteThanks we got the message...you are straight now rest sir
ReplyDeletestraight to where?
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 person no fit whine una at all
Delete🤣🤣😂😂@ straight to where
DeleteNa old story he dey yarn nau.
DeleteE don tay this pikin no well.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying she caught you with pants down with a boy
ReplyDeleteOga Danrele sef, this must be an imaginary catching
ReplyDelete#vamparina
Cooked up gist.
DeleteHehe, some mother's can give it hot, hot.
ReplyDeleteI heard from his childhood neighbor it was his grandma that used to dress him in female clothing. I heard he is not gay at all. He had an Indian mom but a grandma that put anything available (usually sisters’ clothes) on him. It’s possible.
ReplyDeleteWordd this is another angle.
DeleteLie! Nigga is Gay, he is currently dating a Top Model / popular PH base IG influencer
DeleteThere are actually cross dressers that are not gay and married with kids funny enough.
DeleteLips sealed!
ReplyDeleteOpen am before I call Thunder ⚡
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