Dr Freaks Journal - The 'Evil' That Women Do

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Some years back, as I was studying the Holy Quran (yes, I still do), I stumbled into a portion relating to the account of the slave boy -Joseph (Yusuph) and the wife of Potiphar, his master. 

The Holy Bible recorded a slightly different version though. The woman in question sought to tempt Joseph to make him lay with her, but the young boy refused to. When the woman discovered that the husband was approaching, she quickly tore the shirt of the fleeing boy from the back. 

The lascivious woman attempted to set him up, but a witness from the family testified thus: "...if his shirt is torn from the front, then she has told the truth, and he is of the liars. But if his shirt is torn from the back, then she has lied, and he is of the truthful." So when her husband saw his shirt torn from the back, he said, "Indeed, it is of the women's plan. Indeed, your plan is great. Joseph, ignore this. And, [my wife], ask forgiveness for your sin. Indeed, you were of the sinful."


1997:


I was posted to Adamawa State for my mandatory NYSC programme. I was in camp from June 12 to June 28th and later got posted to Government Day Senior Secondary School, Jada for my primary assignment, but I later redeployed to Rivers State, on health grounds.


You may then ask, why the Quranic citation and the brief introduction?


I was putting up with my Guy at his 23 Armoured Brigade Barracks Jimeta-Yola quarters at the time and arguably, that was the best moment of my life, the first time I was leaving home, not as a student now, but as a corper/worker/real adult! He (we) had a flat to himself (ourselves) at the single officers' quarters and life was good. We both participated in sports, volley ball, to be specific and our team made it to the Corpers' games that was taking place in Jos at the time. He made the team, but I was dropped, for a reason best known to both of us (my Guy, our little secret hun?).


Long and short, I was home alone as OM, our friend (of Batch A) had passed out and returned to Lagos. Then, there was this "Daughter of Eve", my Guy's babe. There were no mobile telephones at the time so he was unable to bid her farewell before making the sudden trip. She came around and I informed her that "her man" had to make an emergency trip to Benin (I lied, with his prior consent). Then I noticed that she started being nice to me. 

She religiously delivered my breakfast and or dinner daily for the entire period. In fairness to her, she would just bring the dishes, spend like 30 minutes, I would walk her close to her apartment as her father or brother who was a soldier also lived in the barracks at the material time.


Then my brother returned to Jimeta after one week of absence, into the waiting hands of an ecstatic brother. Then "yawa gased"/"alarm blow" (there was a little confusion) as he in a most civil manner confronted me and stated thus: "Kay, e be like say my girl don dey like you oh." At that point, I was taken aback by the mild allegation. Upon further enquiry, he disclosed to me that the subject was actually moaning and "chanting" my name "in the heat of passion!" 

All I could do at that point was to insist on the truth, which is, we never even hugged, let alone get intimate. As God would have it, he believed me! I had/have no doubt in my mind that he did/does, till date.


Guy, it's been 24 long years now, I'm still insisting that I never got intimate with that girl and I'm very sure that you believed me, this you have demonstrated to me over the years. You are indeed a Brother!


The evil that "women" do!

Stay safe..

Its Kunle!