I salute you all.....
Who is wife Material? read further to find out what I mean oh.....
IN HOUSE MEMO
A BV is looking for a wife and he wants a woman who is on the large side...
Thick thigh, big boobs and ikebe that never stops rolling as she walks.... Nice right? If you work or have your own day Job and you fit into this category and ready to explore the route to marital life, please contact me....
You must be drama free
you must be Nagging free
You must love to get head.....LMAO
*clears throat*
How is your day going?
let me move to the next post.......
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KIDNAP ALERT FROM WEDNESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST
Stella and bvs we need to be very careful. Akwa-Ibom is not really a safe place at this point. I am a youth Corp member serving in Akwa ibom.
Yesterday (Tuesday) I almost got kidnapped. I left the secretariat and was unable to get bike to transport me to the city to take bus to my destination. I was lucky to get a dispatch keke that helped me and took me to the park. On getting to the park, he helped me look for a car (they hardly use big buses here; mostly bike, keke and mini bus).
I entered the back as there were two people in the car; the driver and one passenger. I sat beside the window facing the road so other passengers can come in through the other side. First passenger came in and sat beside the other side window. Then another passenger (a man again) came in and then came to myside so I was in the middle. Then another man came inside and then I was pushed again to the middle.
At this point I was feeling uncomfortable. Another passenger (a man again) came in so I was the only female in the midst of 6 men. I was so uncomfortable at this point so I asked the driver to let me come down or sit by the window side. He refused and started the car. I continued shouting and I was so scared at this point. I started attacking the driver and pushing all the men beside me that at least, let it be accident na and let all us be going.
I was shaking at this point. One of the men then spoke their language to the driver and he stopped and they pushed me out of the car but took my file containing money, earpiece and ID cards except my phone as it was in my pocket. I had to to beg for money to go back.
If you’re familiar with Akwa ibom, I was going from Oron park to uyo and then ikot ekpene. It was a traumatising experience and I could hardly sleep. I even dreamt about them. Now I have to go back tomorrow and I’m still so scared.
You are so lucky .... Thank God for saving you!
When you are in a bus, taxi or any transport, keep your phone in your pocket and observe the people in the car and around... be very very alert
Cant you get a private Taxi to take you?
If not then get the registration number of the transport and send it to someone and when you get in the car, call someone and speak loud giving info of the people in the transport.. get the name of the driver also or join a transport that is registered at the Park.
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WHO POSTED THIS?
YOU ARE SICK and need help oh.... or do you do bsdm abi bdms
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GIVEAWAY
Please I have a few items I'd like to give to a pregnant woman who can't afford them right now or is in dire need of them:
1) pregnacare (vitboitics) 1pack
2) pregnatone (Meyer)1 pack
3)Calcium (Meyer)2bottles
4)1 paint of big bull rice
5)golden penny spaghetti (1)
6)Philip Avent washable breast pad (New)
P.S: The pregnacare are untouched and would be expiring 2022. The calcium expires 2023. The breast pad I bought but didn't use. I just had my baby some months ago. I'm been lead to give them out.
I stay in Surulere any anyone interested can call me on 09019225330.
Thank you.
Thank you so very much..
If you are pregnant and any of these would help you, Please call, the number
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VACANCY
There is an urgent need for a Personal Driver and I thought bringing it to my blog family is the right thing to do.
The preferred candidate should be very smart with a good knowledge of Lagos road network and Road Signs. Also, he should be able to use Google Map very well. Must be able to converse in English and practices good personal hygiene.
Location: Magodo-Isheri/Ojodu-Berger
Resumption: Time: 0700hrs
Remuneration: 50,000 for a start.
Benefits: HMO after 4 months.
Interested Drivers should send their CV to bhaykinsconceptsltd@gmail.com
or call 08037478727 or 08166667997.
NB: Valid Drivers License is a MUST have.
Thank you.
This is not bad at all....
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Don’t give up in the storm!!
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ReplyDeleteI am one with Christ and I have become one spirit with the Lord, for as He is, so am I in this world. Therefore, I am a life-giving spirit. I’m a partaker of His very life and nature, and I am a dispenser of eternal life to everyone around me. There is no death in or around me, for the Lord Jesus has abolished death, and brought life and immortality to light through the Gospel. Hallelujah!
*Laugh small my people!!*
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A graduate in Biology was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, Amadi , it's me Mike, your course mate." My brother, No job for this country
oo. Infact dat crocodile wey dey 4 dat water no b crocodile, Na Sule b dat πππ
Abeg make we laugh small jareπ€ͺ..... copied
πππππ you are a clown!
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DeleteImagine HR asking you what is your position at your previous job...Answer i was a Lion π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteHow did Mike know that the person under the costume was Amadi, his course mate? The original version of this joke was funnier and more realistic.
DeleteGood afternoon to you allππππππππππππππππππ
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon yall. How is the day going? Mine is not going as planned, thanks for asking.π
ReplyDeleteI am having so much regret now. Awoof dey purge belle my people. Why would any sane person buy a cup of parfait for 500naira? I saw the price and I was like "wow it's so cheap." The price shock me but I wanted to patronize friends of a colleague. Those heartless human beings diced only coconut and apple in it, with a sprinkle of cowbell looking ass milk.π©π© Something that's supposed to be my breakfast o. Na me fuck up sha!!π€¦
Thank God 4 today ihn,una doo o..brb
ReplyDeleteI'm heading back home from oshodi.. The sun has dealt with me but I thank God because a living dog is better than a dead lion. π✌️✌️
ReplyDeleteI pray that I have quick sales.
Cooper from akwa Ibom. God be praised on your behalf.. Safety in Jesus name amen.
Hello everyone...
ReplyDeleteThanks so much guys for your concern and love..God bless you all ❣️❣️ good afternoon ihn
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone,so sorry for the bv that almost got kidnapped. Thank God you are fine and okay. Please let's stay safe out there...
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon to you allπππππππππππππ
ReplyDeleteSign out post π gbam!
ReplyDeleteIHN ekabo...
ReplyDeleteLemme ask this, "Go and marry", is it an insult or an advice??
Depends on the tone used.could be an insult or an advice
DeleteGood afternoon everyone..Mehn Corper thank God for your life...We are living in perilous times but God will deliver us all (Psalm 91)...I crush on all the hardworking ladies constantly aiming to break the glass ceiling, those holding their head up high despite all the challenges...
ReplyDeletePeople who love BDSM are dedicated followers of Marquis De Sade ''I've already told you: the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure''...
We have a house at Eket and my elder bro was kidnapped there last year, I mentioned it here. Akwa Ibom is rotten with lazy grown men that depend on their legislators for stipends. If these people set their eyes on your matter, God help you cos even local “touch and follow” will be used on you.
ReplyDeleteI don’t think the anon that wrote about having an orgasm from sadomasochism is acting on it with clear mind. Clearly, she doesn’t even know why it happened and asking for honest advice. We are quick to condemn, it’s not nice.
Anon, if you are reading this. You have a psychological problem and need to talk to a shrink before it worsens. You derive orgasm from pain either inflicted on you or on others and it’s a vice.
πππrhe guy looking for thick thighs,big boobs,rolling ikebe.
ReplyDeleteNo be Teejee description.
Nwanne u like am thick dieππ
I saw an old newspaper of 1986 where Bishop Kumuyi of Deeper life church was calling on Christians to pray for Nigeria unity. I counted the years gone by, it's like over 35years now and I wondered if for 35years these persons have been praying for Nigeria and it still doesn't work, what then is the problems that can't be fixed? I strongly believe, it's either someone curse Nigeria and her leaders or the blood of the innocent killed during the 1966 pogrom is what is affecting the country today. Not to talk of the Asaba massacre.
ReplyDeleteNigeria would have work if only perpetrators of this crimes were brought to justice and reparation made.
We should stop deceiving ourselves that Nigeria will fly again when the very things that bind us together have been broken. As a people, we have been hugely divided along ethnic and religious lines that I doubt if we can ever be united again. All thanks to Buhari and his co-travellers.
One regret I had was not leaving this country when I had the opportunity to do so.
Leave the country to where - Equitorial Guinea or Togo???? Nonsense and Buhari
DeleteGood afternoon gbogbo ile.
ReplyDeleteI'm not happy today raara..there was this door my hubby's friend wanted to sell so he kept it in my hubby's shop.A buyer priced 15k and the friend said ok collect the money but hubby sourced for another buyer who priced 17k and hubby sold and collected money.when he came back I told him to give the friend 15k since that was what he wanted to sell initially but hubby said no that after all his friend will find something for him out of the 17k.This morning he gave me the 17k to give the friend.in my mind I was like at least the friend will dash me even if it's 1k and I'll use to buy something for my kids.My blog family do u believe that I gave the man the money and he just said thank you..he was even expecting 15k o and I said no o it is 17k.but still he couldn't even dash me even if it's 1k..u needed to see how I prayed before taking the money to the man.When I left I couldn't hold back the tears..this world do not deserve honest people.shey I would've remove the 2k on top before taking it to him.i feel bad that our honesty didn't pay..
End of rant.
Stop feeling entitled on top another person's money. Haba!!!
DeleteDon’t feel bad sis. Honesty pays!! You will get rewarded in a better way. π€
DeleteNocturnal what do you mean by entitled? That's how business is done. He should have given them the 2k. Sometimes you people that have don't know what others go through in this life. Mtcheww
DeleteBut it's his money. I don't understand your rant. It's his door and his money. Your hubby is a very honest man and God knows the way He rewards such people.
DeleteHe asked for the door to be sold for 15k. Your husband sold the door for 17k and gave him the full 17k even though you need money badly to the extent of crying over 1k you didn't get?
DeleteHe must have assumed that your husband sold it for higher than the 17k you gave him and that's why he didn't give you anything. It's common practice for sellers to markup the price to cover their time, effort, and shop used. As long as the owner gets the sale price he/she indicated he/she wanted, they don't care if he sold it for 30k or 17k. Your suggestion to keep 2k is not dishonest. Don't let anyone make you think it is. It's basic trading 101. You have better business acumen than your husband and should think of setting up a business of your own if he doesn't take your advise in his.
Why do I feel that criteria above is that of Teejayπ€ͺ
ReplyDeleteMake una leave Teejay nauπππ but the rolling yansh got me π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteSame thing I thought. Uncle Teejay, na you? ππ
Delete@Radiant D, you feel? Wonderful!!! Nothing Teejay no go see for una hand hereπππππ
Delete@Paris I also laugh at the rolling yarshπ€£π€£
Delete@Teejay no fault of mine na. Deep down you know same criteria you want from your partnerπ€£π€£
@Radiant D, I didn't take it to heart naaa, even I used the laughing emoji. Who doesn't know about my preference on womenππππππ. Most men like me love it thick and I've often say that here without hiding my feelings.
DeleteOga ikebe Dey fade away o. Even with all the things you want, you still will not be satisfied. I come in peace. Go ask Kanye west make him tell you. You want the body and also looking for a lady that works. So meaning you don’t want responsibility ba? All those Roman goddess wey Dey Instagram, you no see say na the likes of uncle Dino Dey take care of them? Oga you get maintenance fee? Ladies wey get those things no Dey come cheap o. On top that, you go come still cry premium tears. Send us chronicles when you find her so we can advise accordingly.
ReplyDeleteSkinny people are so insecure! See their comments everywhere. Let them post a thick babe now, insults everywhere. Tufia
DeleteTo the Bv that God saved from kidnappers, we bless God on your behalf dear. Thank God for his endless mercies and protections. Lets all be careful dear SDK blogfam, male or female, lets all be careful and also have the courage and audacity to speak up! Caution is not fear! Do have a nice day guys. Sign out meme super cool.
ReplyDeleteYes oooooooooo. Thank God Almighty for her life
DeleteThe way Glam mamas on spice TV repeat same episode is becoming very annoying mehn. To think I used to love the show, I always make sure not to miss any episode but since they started showing this particular episode repeatedly, I have stopped watching abeg.
ReplyDeleteBv that escape from being kidnap may the good Lord continue to protect you.
ReplyDeleteThe man spec no get part 2 πππ
ReplyDeletePlease bvs in Enugu what is happening there, is it true that fr Mbaka was kidnapped/arrested.
ReplyDeleteHe was last seen yesterday after he left for Bishop's house. Read somewhere he has been released but don't know how true that is.
DeleteEnugu is turning into something else, i pray that he is safe wherever he is.
DeleteAbi na Teejah dey find wife?
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon Bvs.
ReplyDeleteI love today's sign out meme.
Jeweluchi...please which one is love to get head againπ€£π€£π€£π
ReplyDeleteAbeg me I have someone I can recommend o.my sister in whom I am well pleased.
Thank God 4 that bv o ..i travled to lag yeterday(Ogba Ikeja) for Amber drink empowrment programe..we are still on it..i needed a guarantor that av to sign 4 me,then drinks worth 100k will be given to me,i will start paying back in 2 months time..stil thanking God 4 life
ReplyDelete@Bv doing a giveaway: God bless you very much.
ReplyDelete@Bv who escaped being kidnap: Thank God for you. May God continually keep you safe.
@Sign out meme: π
Enjoy the rest of the day, y'all and do stay safe.
Please help!! I got data from sdk 2 days ago,and I've been treating my data like an egg ,always make sure I off my data, only for me to wake up and see that data is gone, what could have happened
ReplyDeleteYou may have add some apps running at the background...You can actually switch them off when you don't intend using them
DeletePleasant afternoonπ
ReplyDeleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ BV looking for big ikebe, I hail o.
ReplyDeleteπΆIfe di n'ukwu, I g'ebunwukwe? Ife di n'ukwu I g'apanwukwe?πΆ
I'm sure you're a slim guy. Slim guys like them thick! If you see my brother's fiancee, chei! Her bum is as big as Everest. Enyi kwo nwa. Heyyyyyy!
Her face, oh her face, so angelic. As her heart.
π€£π€£π€£π€£@big as Everest .
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Beautiful afternoon to y'all π
ReplyDeleteThe guy that commented on that lady being flogged is not normal oooooo... how do you experience orgasm in painful situations? madness in different forms and shape. wetin person no go see or hear for this 9ja. God your daughters are in your hand oooo. deliver us from ALL evil please
ReplyDeleteHow did you reach the conclusion that it's a guy
DeleteAnd my comment is inside Stella’s soup again.
ReplyDeleteLol.
DeleteShe's used it to prepare ofe nsala
The guy that wants a wife with the listed specifications. I have a sister that fits into that spec. She's 38 n got good job... If you are really serious let's take it up and Stella officiate our linking up. Cheers
ReplyDeleteIt's IHN again.
ReplyDeleteGood day Madam Stella and Dear blog visitors.
On bv looking for a wife, let all of us that have moderate ikebe and boobs gather at the blue gate and cry,as our own no big reach π€ͺ.
kidnappings here and there, election is around the corner, let's be extra vigilant.
E-hugs everyone ππ
Corper thank God for your life. May you live long and keep testifying of God's goodness.
ReplyDeleteOga with the superb wife description. Lol. One of my friends for this perfectly, with a heart of gold. The question is, are you sincere? Will we regret connecting you both? She is AA genotype join ooo but girl is still single.
Contacting Stella right away, I need a man too. I can pad up some places to thicken the areas he wants. Or go for surgery
ReplyDeleteWhat if it doesn't work out even after going under the knife
DeletePoster that wants a wife, don't go for big boobs or bums, most women with big boobs and bums are pretenders oo and evil .
ReplyDeleteGo for women with average or small ones.
This one is in deep pains
DeleteI don't agree. Chubby ladies are sweet and good natured.
DeleteI'm slim o.
Dont mind the man. Is e attractive and amazing too? Although I have the requirements but the wy he's going about it i don't like it. What of inner beauty?
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Good afternoon blogfam.
ReplyDeletePoster that wants a wife, my sis is your spec and she's single oh.ππ
ReplyDeleteStella Nd bvs plz help me ,my marraige jus clocked 1 month Nd I found out that my husband is cheating on me I confronted him instead e beats me . I am in pains right now
ReplyDeleteJust one month? Obviously, he was cheating when you were dating. Too bad of him. Please report him to his family and if possible your family before him go kill you.
DeleteSorry
DeleteLeave him before a child enters cs it would be difficult for you to leave when a child is involved before he kills you
DeleteBeats you on top his cheating? He is extremely unrepentant and has no respect for you. Are you a housewife?HIV + STD is real
DeleteGood evening Stella thank you for this wonderful platform,I was gifted the items for the pregnant bvs giveaway,I want to say a big thank you to the blog angel may God replenish your purse and may sickness or sudden death not visit your household amenπππ
ReplyDeleteThis one is looking for a perfect lady lmao
ReplyDeleteThe truth is the girl flogged was a victim of human trafficking and the incident happened in Libya. She is Igbo and her pimp was the one beating her, not her father/brother as erroneously reported. All these girls being lured into jobs in UAE or Europe that end up sex slaves in Northern African countries to pay back travel expenses + profit incurred by their pimps/sponsors. Ladies better be careful
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