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A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge.
She came up with the following methods
1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.
2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.
3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.
4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.
5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram.
6- I know you. I know your name is Jamilu, your father's name is Mohammed, your mother's name Khadija, you have 3 children. Al'ameen, Zahara and Yusuf. Abdulrahman is your best friend and Usman is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at FCE. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Usman, you follow Jambutu street and you spend time together.
I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a Ram as I said earlier".
The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating 'Innalil-Lahi wa innaillaihirraji'un'.
She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.
The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia.
He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.
Hope she has done well?
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😆😆😆😆, yes the wife did well. Very very well, abeg.
ReplyDeleteThe last story, that man will never cheat on his wife again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteThat last one is the real bomb 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAnd the woman with the useless husband 😂😂
Hahahahahaha. Last post is so funny. Wahala no dey finished o. Happy New Month Everyone.
ReplyDeleteThe woman do well oooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHahaha.I really had a good laugh.all so funny.
ReplyDeleteThe wife in the last joke though. Too much sense will not kill her.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteSmart woman
Jeweluchi pls source these “crushes here as there, #virginityintact, heaven is the goal, eyes on the crown, #iIcantbeUsed” memes for tomorrow’s Laughs. I had a good laugh 😂 this week with the memes trend. Twitter is a hilarious place, was looking forward to seeing more of it here today
ReplyDeleteA very wise woman indeed I must say.
ReplyDeleteHe will soon forget and continue on his expedition with other women
ReplyDeleteI have a colleague who did something similar to her husband. Her husband had dated his side chick almost as old as their marriage untill his wife came up with anonymous letter to his twin brother, threatening to kill my colleague and her children if her husband did not stop seeing the side chick
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