MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Happy Monday!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How everybody dey? Make una stay safe oooh. Naija don turn Jungle.

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 Reason is I ordered two phones from him to gift out and the person who got the Redmi has been exclaiming that the phone is even better than an iPhone.

The phone is not too expensive and looks very beautiful... If i see anyone coming this way, i will even buy one for myself to see what the shouting is about sef...LOL

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What else? ehen the winner(s) of the football prediction should contact me....E go expire one hour after in house news.

Kisses to everyone.

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER

AGBA RITUAL

There's this ritual/festival in a neigboring villa amongst young men called 'agba ritual'. 

It's like a cult/ initiation into the young men 'club'. A proof that one is a MAN.

 During this ritual, boys from the ages of 18 and above will go to the forest in the company of a native doctor who'll bury them for days( yes, you heard right). Some make it out alive, and some die in the process.

 Family members are always worried for their boys during the ritual. The boys are always asked to make wishes or demand whatever they want and it'll be done for them (all these promises are just to make sure they come out alive).

Girls are not permitted to go see them or go near the ritual environs. After the rituals, the ones who make it out alive are celebrated very big, families host parties for them. They see these guys as small gods.

One day, these guys decided to pay one of their sis a visit in my villa. 

Parents warned their kids, especially the girls to stay off that compound until the guys leave, but for where curious us will want to know all the activities going on there. 

 One morning, everyone had gone to farm, leaving the kids behind, one of my sis, Akubueze who was about 18 asked that we go and watch the guys as they play 'agba', hmmmmmm. Naso i follow o. By the time we got to the compound, small kids had already gathered, watching these guys.

'Agba' is a common game they play, people say it's round like a ball ( you can't see it if you've not been initiated into their group), they throw it one to another, we were just seeing them throw an invisible thing while others catch it. Now This was exactly what some parents were afraid of cos they use it to carry out evil plans against girls. 

If you're a girl and they want to lay with you, they'll inject it into the girl's body. Once it's injects into a girl's body, problem for the babe, they'll have to take off her clothes, do whatever they want with her before they release her or bring out the agba from her body, else she dies after some time or she starts acting weird (kolomental things o). 

Parents will even beg them to sleep with their girl child and undo what they did, with plenty beggings o.
So, as soon as they saw Akubueze amongst the other kids across the road watching them play, they threw the invisible agba at us..Ha, unfortunately for them it entered a small boy who was standing in front of Akubueze. 

This small boy of 6 ,as soon as this evil agba entered him,he ran to a nearby palmtree, climbed it and started using his bare hands to pluck off palm fronds.

 Yes, it happened real. We use to hear stories of the effect of agba on a wrong person, i used my two korokoro eyes see something that day.

The elders around on hearing and seeing what was happening, came out to beg the boys to undo and release the small boy and make him come down from the palm tree. This boy had bloods on his hands as he pulled with force, and he wasn't feeling any pains cos a strange spirit had taken over him.

 They finally released him and he collapsed, and was unconscious for hours. It was later that they told people that their intention was to inject the agba into Akubueze so that they can have her (take turns to sleep with her) before it entered the small boy.

This made me remember papa's burial ceremony. During the wake keeping, as they were carrying out traditional rites, chanting burial songs. It was as if a strange being entered one of the men, he started acting weird while the rest of the youths followed him, chanting and hailing him in strange tones. 

This man used his bare hands to uproot a plantain from it's root and went over to the uha tree, climbed it and used his bare hands to cut off branches, branches that people yes cutlass to cut on a normal day. They had to undo whatever they did before he stopped.

These rituals, though some churches came and tried to abolish some, the agba ritual is still common amongst some guys because they now use it to extort money from their family. They'll stay underground and make demands, if their family don't get it, they'll die....how man go do na, you wouldn't want to lose a son, so they go as far as borrowing to appease them.......... 

Hmmmmmm na wah oh. This practice is evil.

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CHILD TRAFFICKING ALERT

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FROM MONDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

Make una see me see trouble. A neighbour of mine travelled with her toddler, leaving only her husband at home. On Sunday morning the husband called me and asked if I have stew to give him, that he thought they had stew in the freezer but only realized it was pepper after boiling the rice and bringing it out. 

I sympathized with him and told him I was going to send my son to bring him some. Mind you, we're only managing cos of how expensive things are especially tomatoes these days. I put stew and two meat in a take-away pack and sent up to him. His wife sent me a message this morning that how can I give her husband only two meat! That am I that poor? I just open mouth dey look, I just sat down and thought for a while.. God knows that it was my own part of the meat 

I forfeited for this man and his wife is busy talking trash. Even my own husband eats one meat sometimes depending on how how I cook the food.. This is someone that eats in my house, even the husband and he collects soup from me sometimes. But my family have rarely even visit them. That her message was the last straw and I told her so! 

She started forming she was joking but I told her to dey her dey, joke or not!

Proud beggar.....

Well the man did not complain to you so ignore the wife and next time they ask tell them you dont have, you dont need to fight over this..

How do people go and knock and beg for food? just like that with lori iro excuses?

na wah!

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WHO POSTED THIS?

This is not funny at all despite your adding that LMAO.... You are attracting negative energy to yourself with this behaviour, the bad one....

Go back one last time, look at the photo and move on before the visitations will be activated.

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