Tuesday In House News..

 I hope your day is going as planned? Have a blast!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGO

God bless you for all you do Jeweluchi. I Just want a shout out from this blog as God has given me a new year to my age.

Happy birthday to me and all the April celebrants.
God bless You and the bv's...
Ego.

Happy Birthday Dear....

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RAMADAN GIVEAWAY


We like to assist four Muslim families for this Month of Ramadan..
We gonna pick 2 families within now to 15th of Ramadan by giving out 10k to each of them..
and pickup the remaining 2 families within 16th to 30th of Ramadan..


Am Sure this will go long way for the Sahur and Iftar..
So any Muslim family here that Really Need it should Send mail to Engr.ayyub@gmail.com With Proof.


Notice: We already picked 2 families and need just 2 families to make it 4 families that we promised to assist this year...

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JULIANAS OPINION

Indecent Exposure


Hey men, what have we done to you guys to deserve this? Please you guys should come and answer me, how will you be flashing your johnthomas up and down as if na NEPA. 

You will be on a busy road next thing you will see is a grown up man comfortably and happily displaying his "mma agha" in the name of taking a piss. Some will even back bushes they are supposed to face and face the main road as if they are displaying a trophy.

 Stop corrupting us women and small children abeg.

Now let's talk about how many of them that wash their hands after urinating knowing that they have to hold junior each time they want to take a piss, to think that they are the first to touch you in the name of calling your attention and also with their habit of hand shaking....

How many MEN wash their hands after urinating? The kind of germs that inhabits some peoples hand are yet to be discovered. Mind how you shake people and how people touch you as you go about your daily business.
The ones that make me mad are market sellers, that will be touching you in the name of calling your attention to come and patronize them. Even in this corona era they are yet to repent, if you warn them to stop touching you they will ask you if you are gold or diamond crazy lots.


In conclusion I saw one of these people that sell fried peppered meat, that they mostly carry in bucket taking a leak with his goods right beside him. After he was done with his pissing he shook his guy man, stuffed it into his trousers used his handkerchief to wipe his face and off he went, business continues. He will use the same urine and penis juice decorated hand to give you your sweet peppered meat.  

Wash your hands after urinating or doing number two, be you a man or a woman. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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If George Floyd case happened in Nigeria:

1. Derek Chauvin would be transferred to another State as punishment.

2. The governor would set up a committee to investigate what Derek Chauvin did.

3. Police would invite that young lady who recorded the incident on her phone. She would be asked to give statements upon statements until she's tired of everything. The police will in addition seize her phone as evidence and ask her what she was doing there at that time!

4. DPP's advice will not come in 3 years.

5. George Floyd family would ask to be allowed to mourn him in peace and thus, not interested in prosecution. 

6. The governor would give his daughter scholarship.

7. Police would kill 5 protesters during the protests. 

8. Some people from some parts of the country and from certain political party would tag the protests as attempt to remove the president from office.

9. Kinsmen of Chauvin would carry placards and allege witch-hunting by some political bigwigs.

10. Deji Adeyanju would write Foreign Embassies to place the IGP and COP on travel ban. 

11. During trial, Chauvin would arrive court in a stretcher taking drips. He would have spinal and brain disease. He would be unable to stand, sit, lie down or breathe. He would need urgent medical attention abroad and as such the case would be adjourned for a year.

12. Derek's lawyer would object to calling the young lady who recorded the incident as a witness. The court would overrule the objection and then the lawyer would appeal the ruling up to the Supreme Court. 

13. Lai Mohammed would have listed conviction of Chauvin as one of the achievements of Buhari. It happened because of Buhari's body language and spartan nature. 

14. PDP would have called the conviction victory for democracy and that the police has become APC's killer squad.

15. Aisha Yesufu and Oby Ezekwesili would have called Press Conference to state that the daily sit out protests on #JusticeforFloyd  continues as it has become a metaphor for all victims of police brutality in the world and that they would not stop protesting until all victims of police brutality in the world get justice.

16. Femi Fálànà would have granted an interview to explain how the State High Court has no power to convict for 3rd degree murder. 

17. Sahara Reporters would have reported that an undisclosed source in heaven disclosed to them that George Floyd is indifferent to the judgment as his neck is still paining him.

Welcome to Nigeria.

-copied

 

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