The Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 73

One request I got during the week led me to a very interesting discovery.

I had just dropped off my first client for the day in Lekki Phase 1 when another request came in from an Estate nearby. I was happy that I didn’t have to wait for long for the next request and looked forward to fruitful day.

When I arrived at the pickup point, I called and the lady who made the request told me that I would be picking up an item and delivering to her somewhere on the Mainland. She then sent a phone number for me to call.

The person came to the car park shortly afterwards with a bag filled with items neatly packed in small boxes. He checked carefully, brought out the right one and handed over to me for onward delivery. My curiosity arose as I saw the labels on the packets in his bag were female sex toys of different types, shapes and sizes … Hmmmmmmm


I wasn’t going to allow this opportunity to pass me by because it was the first time I was coming in contact with female s#x toys. I quickly asked the guy a few questions and he brought out the various types of toys he had (about 12 of them) and explained their functions and differences to me.

The type I was delivering was a rechargeable pink ‘rabbit’, which costs 28k. He demonstrated how it worked for me – including the different speeds and modes of vibration. Chai …. I was shocked with all I saw that morning. He even tried to recruit me as one of his sales agents with a mouth-watering deal.

As I probed further, the guy told me that he started selling female s#x toys about 5 years ago and as at today, it is his major source of income. According to him, he makes an average of 40k to 50k daily profits now, which is a far cry from the average of 80k to 100k daily profits he used to make when he just started the business. He attributed the drop in profits to too many people joining in the business, which has forced him to drop his prices.

 As at when I was picking up this item by 10am, he said he had already received over 13 orders for deliveries.

Now, I see the reason why all sorts of s#xual enhancement drugs, herbs and concoctions are being sold out there for men to use. Men are no longer able to satisfy women because a lot of them have been exposed to these toys.

Chai … Men have suffered. How won’t they die early when you keep hearing ‘harder ….. harder ….. harder’ during the do, as many have resorted to the use of drugs all in a bid to satisfy women. Abeg, na wetin my power reach I go do. I no fit compete with toys.

So why did you refuse the offer to become an agent? you would have collected and then resell to your clients whom you will convince on the way to buy..