Hmmmm , Like play, like play year don dey waka and Uncle Rona is still around......
Shout out to those who live in Countries where there is no Coronavirus restrictions...I wonder if night life all over the World will ever remain the same...
Anyway make una sama us with gist....
It's TGIF baybie ๐๐ฅณ๐๐ผ
ReplyDeleteHope y'all had a favorable week??
I'm on my way home ๐ and I plan to have a cold bath and then relax to watch EPL Everton vs Spurs tonight! It going to be interesting match!
Then I will do what I do every night๐๐๐ lay on my bed ๐️ of roses ๐น๐น for a sound sleep ๐ด๐ด
Get jiggy and groovy guys๐๐ท๐พ๐ฅณ
Have a good evening Paris!
DeleteLord thank you for averting what would have been a terrible accident yesterday. Thank God there was no lost of my life. Thank God I can still be here on sdk.
Delete@ Yemi7up
Delete*loss of...
Thank God for your life. I hope this experience will make you change for good. Your tribal bigotry and support of evil& wickedness is cringe worthy.
Yemi ,thank God for your life. God is a sure protector.
DeleteHello Paris
Just arrived Lagos. Na wa o
DeleteI had Covid during Christmas, started having symptoms again and have just ordered test kits that came by post today but fear no let me open am. Just worried for my kids ooo and my husband has been shielding since last year.
DeleteThe thing tire me jare, we are already isolating just incase. I pray it's negative because I can't imagine isolating and doing online shopping for another 10 days again ๐ฅบ๐ฅด. Without getting all you need
Thank God for your life @Yemi.
DeleteAnon 23:05, is it not better to be in isolation for weeks, do your shopping online anyhow e be, and be alive than be in 6feet under, please be reasonable here. I pray the test comes out -ve, but if otherwise, isolate and get proper treatment. It is well with you and family.
Bless God for your life@Yemi
DeleteVery insensitive comment Anne, did you read that comment at all? What's with the 6 Feet under comment.
DeleteIt's a freaky Friday still and y'all should guess what? The power distribution company here in Abuja has restored our power.Goodness gracious!I am relieved now..Sigh! I am off to get my usuals of some soft bread and akara..๐๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteEloquent enjoy that Akara and bread! I miss that combo. Just finished eating dinner. Gisting with my Oga at the top. Movies to watch on Netflix: Anna,Love and Monsters, Dad stop embarrassing me, the wife,lots of new movies to watch! Jeweluchi come and join me and watch I made popcorn so we are good to go!
DeleteHi Nkiru, Anna and The Wife are nice
DeleteEnjoy yourself too @Nkiru
DeleteThe high rate of foodstuff in the market is scary.i thankGod who has been sustaining us,4kids,my hub and I.it hasn't been easy at all.but God has been faithful,.Am just thinking of another source of income o,so confused on biz to start.May God help our country Nigeria
ReplyDeleteMy sister
DeleteIt's worrisome, everyday increase.
Three square meal is now a luxury in Naija.
My dear, it's not easy. ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ The way things are so expensive eh.
DeletePhoenix, come and reply me oo. I no mind everything with you.
ReplyDeleteThank God is Friday.... TGIF
ReplyDeleteFreaky Friday, jeweluchi , when is the next anonymous post, have got alot to spill, i noticed slim guys are always good when shining Congo, you see those tall and lanky ones their banana will be looking like biro , and nah them make mouth pass,shior
ReplyDeleteI'm in love with two men and I don't want to lose either of them .na wa o a man can love more than one woman but a woman is meant to be faithful to one man , life true true no balance at all.
ReplyDeleteThank God it friday , i want to be loved , i need a shoulder to lean on, i need someone that will pamper me and carry me like egg, my eyes don see shege....the guy i married is not who i think he is, he cheats without remorse and we don't even have kids yet, life is a dice indeed , it rolls to any angle
ReplyDeleteSorry about your marriage. God is the shoulder you need. Its sad this is what you going through in marriage, I advise you move out for the time being. It's good he's not abusive but to remedy the situation, hold a conversation with him and let him know you want sometime to be left alone (some kind of separation but not divorce) to see if you can continue in the marriage or not.
DeleteSending you loads of love Anonymous 20:20. God will come through for you ๐๐พ
DeleteHow do you tell your partner you want to gbensh in your language ๐?
ReplyDeleteFreaky Friday
For me....Once I turn myself to eve (naked) and oga will shaperly turn himself to Adam๐๐๐๐
Am at my maternal home. Lost my maternal grandmom on Tuesday. Woman that prepared and served me food on Sunday I visited her in the village. You see this life be good to people oo cos the next seconds its not guaranteed.
ReplyDeleteBe consoled Christain
DeleteSorry for your loss...may God comfort the family.
DeleteSo sorry for the loss
DeleteSorry about your grandma. God rest her soul. Amen.
DeleteSorry for your loss. May God give you all the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss
DeleteSorry for your loss. May her soul rest in peace.
DeleteSorry for your loss.
DeleteMay God rest her soul..
So sorry
DeleteSorry about your loss.
DeleteSomeone is offering to take me to a strip club tonight in Lekki, I've not been to one before, I dont know if I should go and have the experience.
ReplyDeleteYou a babe or a guy?
DeleteWho are you going with?
Then I'll advise you
Enjoy... Nothing do you m are you a male or female?
DeleteGo๐
Delete@anon 20:49 and 20:55, I'm a babe and it's a he that wants to take me.
DeleteYou better go
DeleteHave fun.
Your experience will determine if you will go again.
Go and enjoy correct lap dance. Slap those asses but dont forget to carry mint and hand sanitizer oooh, them strippers love mint lol wella suck some titties too if possible *hide face*. I like to nibble on them nipples.
DeleteThere is something about a big nipple that freezes my brain. Does it mean I am a potential lesbian? Chai I dont think so, I like really big veiny gbola. Just have fun and let lose, you can wake up and tell yourself its all a dream tomorrow hehehehehehe.
*runs outta post*
Nothing Godly about the strip club I beg you not to go think about what Jesus will think seeing in such gathering. Jesus loves you.
DeleteDo not go!It is better you stay at home, read your bible, pray and sleep.Always know that Jesus loves you.
Delete๐ฒ @Finny
DeletePlease, don't go. God won't like it.
DeleteThere was a time I thought ish like that might be fun. Not anymore.............
DeleteEvery small thing, people would use the word distressed to term their situation even when it's clear they are just sad. Let me tell you all about my dipression.
ReplyDeleteI go to work everyday and work my ass off for my family. I spend at least 50k for my infants monthly needs.
Stella, could you believe I came from work today and my 14 months old baby spoke her first word "Mum" instead of Dada or Daddy?
Please, is this not more than dipression for me?
Looooool!
Hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhha. Mine called my helps name. It's nothing joor.
DeleteOhhhhhhh....sorry. The next one will call your name first. My last born, he's 10 months old,calls me 'Mma mma'.
Delete๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ, serious depression o. Don't worry, you and your baby will be paddy from 2. Especially when mummy is carrying another.
DeleteMine is 16 months has been saying dada since has refused to say mama instead calls me "Babe " with her full chest
DeleteHow can I fight this mumu emotions off, who can give me tips on how to fight it off, i want to get distracted, am falling for a guy who doesn't even give a shit about me๐๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteSend in your chronicles later. It should be an interesting read
DeleteJust imagine him hopelessly and irrevocably in love with another girl, worshiping the very ground she walks on, giving her nice gifts, making passionate love to her always, proposing to her in the most romantic way imaginable, having a beautiful wedding, going off on their honeymoon at a choice location while they come back pregnant and in nine months time she pops out triplets at a go.
DeleteThen they go on to live happily ever after!
If this picture i painted does not work, do come back and lerus know, so someone can raise prayer points, so we all will take it to the Lord in prayer.
N.b, this also applies for others that are finding it difficult to move on.
Adios!
Look for his bad sides.
DeleteConsole yourself- he isn't worth the stress
Rich Rich
DeleteIt you that will send chronicles
If you don't have anything sensible to say can you please keep shut
Giftyy thank you for the advise
DeleteAaahh... just get busy with something. Read, watch movies or get on a project...
DeleteDo you do alcohol? I have a formula that works with it.
Delete, poster imagine him with a smelly boxers, imagine a smelly boxers under his neat appearance, imagine him having mouth odour, just focus on his negative side, you'll get over the crushing fast
DeleteGet real busy with other social activities. Try to think less of him too. It will pass
DeleteGifty, I vote we start praying. The exercise you are suggesting will be futile because I doubt there is still any space in her imagination that isn't filled with what she wants to be doing with her crush
DeleteThis is actually a good scenario... I am sure it will work...๐
DeleteWhy angry with Richy? Chronicles is it not for advice? Do you think those who send in chronicles are stupid? Is it not advice you are asking for? Na kweshun I ask ooo
DeleteTGIF
ReplyDeleteI want to download nice Nigerian movies for the weekend
Who has any idea of the movie title and where i can download them from
Sister read your Bible and listen to worship songs it work wonders, you will sure thank me later ๐๐๐
DeleteArems sabinus who told you have not read my bible or listen to worship songs today , somehow for you sha ๐๐๐
Delete@Arems, your comment sounds funny to me. In as much as I agree with your opinion, but then Bible says there's time for everything. I hope you know Abejoye of Mount Zion is also a Nigeria movie but a Christian one which is soul lifting and reviving. Shalom
Delete๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
DeleteIt Friday baby
ReplyDeleteI need a nice hair
Even if it blenD
I have 15k
I don't know where i can get in lagos
I stay in abule egba
Tgif
ReplyDeleteI am just here thinking about what to cook
I find it difficult to make choices for food
I have like five food timetable and i want to loose weight too
I tire sef
Check out youtube
DeleteWe still have strict restrictions, the virus is still ravaging Europe and the Union is confused.
ReplyDeleteRelaxing, snacking on fresh red apple ๐ and sweet Clementines ๐๐
Red apples it is! ๐ฅฐ
DeleteHi Mrs. A.E
And Nigeria have almost 4M doses of vaccines they're not using while EU is fighting for every single dose they can get. This life no balance at all.
DeleteMy darling Mrs A๐
DeleteWell i am on my bed browsing, chewing gum loudly and blowing big bubbles.
ReplyDeleteHey y'all!
Gifty you is a case. Your comment up there cracked me up.
DeleteLol...my grandma's guilty pleasure. And she is an expert at blowing huge bubbles
DeleteSay what Kami๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
DeleteGot home not quite long, I'm so tired.
ReplyDeleteFrom dropping my son at school to my shop, and when he closes from school sil picks him to Islamiyya and I pick him from there then we all come home
I am just eating my leftover spaghetti jollof I had for sahur with chilled zobo, when I'm well rested I will still make light pap thank God there's light.
Well done to you.
DeleteNice๐๐๐. Ramadan kareem.
DeleteYes oo, it's about to go down guys.
ReplyDeleteLet me grab my kunu Coco and fried yam, while I read comments.
Thank you dearest BVs for your prayers for my hubby concerning his exams. He PASSED. The Joy of success can't be explained. We are still in a celebration mood.
ReplyDeleteHow was your week?
Awwww congrats to him.
DeleteCongratulations to your hubby ๐๐๐๐๐๐
DeleteThe celebration is worth it
Congratulations to your family
DeletePretty Patience
May your joy be full.
DeleteWow! Congratulations to you guys.
DeleteCongratulations to your husband!
DeleteCongratulations!
DeleteCongrats dear.
DeleteCongrats
DeleteCongratulations to your hubby.
DeleteCongratulations ๐ฅ ๐พ
DeleteCongrats
DeleteCongratulations to your husband
DeleteConfession time ๐ค๐ค
ReplyDeleteSo this nigga toasted me last year . I said no had my reasons- relationship like work.
Now gbenshing dey hungry me and I heard one side gist between 2 others at a saloon early this year that that guy is a good header.
I saw him day before yesterday and my brain just said- gbenshing material.
It's happening tonight. Girls gonna get drunk and collect-
I've assured and reassured myself that I won't fall for him.
I won't.
Lemme enjoy my night and I'm back to celibacy tomorrow.
Just protect yourself so you don't get knocked up an all.
DeleteNa this type wey pikin dey enter.
"had my reasons and I know relationship won't work."
DeleteUnless he disappoints or is broke, ugly and have a bad hygiene, aunty you will fall.
DeleteIs alright... Better abort mission to avoid stories that touch.
DeleteYou’re letting a nigga who eats random vags (to the extent that his prowess is discussed in the salon) to rail you? You don’t love yourself, girl ๐
DeleteLol....just be safe.
DeleteCome and tell us how it went later ๐
DeleteBanter aside, I hope the negro bangs you to BANGladesh. * snaps fingers *
DeleteSnarker took the words out of my mouth๐
DeleteSnarker took the words out of my mouth๐
DeleteYou are forming that you have standards, but you are objectifying another human being. Don't come crying that he used you ooo. Because the way you are going you will end up dating him.
DeletePut your health and peace of mind in consideration.
Nasty freak! You lack self respect. I bet you that dude has herpes,Don’t send us chronicle!! We will not advise you! ๐
DeleteHaba guys! A woman's body need a lil plumbing from time to time jare.
DeleteUna good evening o. How the night dey go?
ReplyDeleteI am sitting on my balcony, my neighbourhood be looking like Dubai courtesy of NEPA. The weather is so chill and it looks like it wants to rain. I can't wait. I have used my last 2k to order for a delicious parfait, It will be here any moment from now. If I perish I perish jare.๐๐ Shebi they said tomorrow will sort itself out??๐
Please enjoy ur self
DeleteI love to read your comments eh๐,
DeleteUwa bu ofu mbia!
Enjoy yourself
DeleteThis sounds so nice. I am guessing you live in a safe area. Enjoy jare.
DeleteThank God it's Friday. Just chilling out with a can of origin, it's been long since I last had a taste of it. Please help a sister out, I need suggestions on the cream I can use. I'm fair and I noticed my skin is loosing it's glow. I will really appreciate it if you guys can help me out.
ReplyDeleteLubriderm. It works wonders.
DeletePlease will lubridem work for chocolate complexion?
DeleteThe woman that okada takes her 6yr old daughter to school is a learner where my neighbor is. My neighbor is a single mum. Her son is 4yrs+. From 1yr+. This boy has bee under the custody of maids. The mother works in a place where she does 4days of and 3days at home. No maid had stayed with her for 5months. from my count. She has changed 9 maids. The boy leaves home by 6;30 to join school bus and come home by 4pm. How can you leave your own son in the care of total strangers for days without knowing what happens to him at night. The maid cooks. Baths him. Takes him out to join school bus. Welcomes him when he comes home. Just him and the maid in a two bedroom flat. I have called her several times to make sacrifice. Maybe get another job where you will go in the morning and come back everyday in the evening. Or start a business so that you will always have time for your son. Na lie. Aunty does not want to leave this job. According to her. She makes good money there. What can l say. Every aboki with his own kettle.
ReplyDeleteIts not easy financially to raise a child, especially with an absentee father. Yes, the boy needs his mum around but she is motivated by money, to provide him the best life possible. The constant maid turnover while not providing the child consistency, shows his mum is weeding out any questionable person.
DeleteLong as the child is happy, healthy and well cared for, drink water & face your front. You won't be picking up any of their bills if she takes your suggestion.
Make she rent house for her job place nau
DeleteAproko mind your business. Will you start feeding her family if she stops working? You will still be the first person to call her ashawo
DeleteWhat an irony! @ your last sentence after you wrote a whole thesis.
DeleteHnmmm I can't o....Say wetin happen?
DeleteMay the Lord protect and keep the boy.
DeleteYou think it's easy to get another job? Also, not everyone is business savvy, which business person wan do now sef?
DeleteThis is heartbreaking........
DeleteI know it is not easy for single mothers who solely bring up their kids. I suggest she gets cameras and monitor more closely and make sure she interacts with her kid each day before he goes and when he gets back. I remember our beevee's experience with her trusted help.
Its a freaky Friday,thank God for today rainfall atleast the heat will reduce,anyways am off to get moi-moi and pap to cool off today stress.....
ReplyDeleteNice
DeleteAyam loving food too much these days. Choi!
DeleteJust got back from work + market. I'm so tired!
ReplyDeleteI'm just watching the EPL match between Everton and Spurs while munching on some apples and fresh yo.
I hail o.
You are so hardworking. God bless you.
DeleteWonder what this tgif even means cuz...it a freaking normal day for me I.....anyways off to watch Black sails...and oh yeah...when of south is on going.....make I find ice water with chinchin to cool down๐
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how you make it........
DeleteNa sleep get me...my system have hibernated
ReplyDeleteSee ya'll
Lolz........ Woke up not long, so my eyes dey shine. Na so I begin troll. Hehehehehe it is well. Trolling with popcorn ain't bad, abi?
DeleteI want to do money rituals but they telling me 100k for the stuffs, if I had that kind of money will I be looking for way to do ritual?
ReplyDeletePlease don't
DeleteKikikikiki go pay na, shebi you want to be rich and enjoy life. You think good life comes easy
DeleteBetter use 100k to do better business or use it to Enjoy urself.
DeleteOne Baba go just scam u chop ur 100k and u cant report to Police.
Hey yori, don't be ridiculous!
DeleteYour kind just sit behind your phone to type thrash. You think it's by hard work always or everyone has grace and favor like you all.
Where others are being favored I'm not.
No one is even looking at my business place.
I'm not just favored nor have grace so I gotta take my destiny into my own hands else I die wretched.
I'm not even looking for riches or wealth, just to be comfortable.
I'm woman by the way.
Life is quite hard these days, but if you give in things will get worse fast in many respects. Try it and see.
DeleteWhat shall it profit a man to gain the whole world but loose his soul,
DeleteSowie!
ReplyDeleteMake friends, put yourself out there, let loose!
I am here to troll. I no get work.
ReplyDeleteThe bible is said to be the manual of life. True. I have also simplified my expectations and I am prayerfully going with the flow, truly things are looking up.
ReplyDeleteMarriage was turning into domestic violence, so I left.
Income vs expenditure was skewed, so I cut things out and simplified others.
See ehn, happiness is a choice we have to consciously make. Cut out every negativity and grow your light.
I am happier with my new life and excited about my growth.
Good for you
DeleteThank God for you. It will get better and better for you
DeleteNice one.
DeleteGlory to God
Delete๐ค๐ค๐ค
ReplyDeleteThis husband of mine will not buy what the house needs but is very good at using it and he will never give u money for it. Imagine him finishing the drink I stock the freezer with for entertaining guest. If I don't buy it will not hungry him but once I buy it he will not rest until it finishes... End of rant
ReplyDeleteAnon ur horseband and my horseband dey same watsapp group.when I buy beverages for my kids that's when dis man will be drinking tea anyhow.if I talk he will say drinking tea is his hobby.but when the beverages finish,hobby ho vanish till I buy another one.
DeleteStop buying or if you buy, hide it so that he won't see it. If possible lock the fridge
DeleteTell him to buy na.
DeleteDont put it where you he can see it nau. Put in fridge only when expecting guest.
DeleteNa wa
DeleteYou can also buy a small fridge and leave it in the room or somewhere and lock it so he won’t touch it. Na wa for your yeye husband.
DeleteShameless men
DeleteJust want to rant hopefully I'll feel much better. It's been quite a bad feeling for me for some years now๐. No job, money, not married. I eat basically 0 O 1 or sometimes 1 0 1. Started a small business but it's not moving talk more of walking ๐ฃ. The only place i feel more relief is going to church but yet my dad and some family members are always on my case saying "Every time church, church , church. Since you've been going to church what has change? You go to church for rehearsal on Saturday, Go on Sunday, Go for singles programme. Every time Church". The same thing just happened around past 7 ๐
ReplyDeleteIt's really depressing ( though i keep my faith alive so it wouldn't get to that stage. I just pray i don't throw in the tower and God comes through for me.
Stella please don't post if am not in anonymous ๐
Eeeeyaaaa.
DeleteI really really really pray you get breakthrough.
God will see you through dear
DeleteKeep your faith alive
When your breakthrough happens you family will rejoice with you and commend you for holding on to God
Remember He is a rewarder of them that deligently seek him
That's how my mom was, but now she's the one serving God fervently
If you start going to club and sleeping around they will complain
Now you are doing the right thing they are still complaining
Nothing much jare..just missing my hubby...i wil be back 4 comments.. over to Nolly scripts writers
ReplyDeleteMummy Sterling how are u and baby Sterling.
DeleteThis one u are missing ur hubby,u don japa,abeg no miss o cos that ur hubby no be am at all.abi na the gbenshing u dey miss,abeg cross ur legs like a mermaid o.
Midnight prayers with Pastor Chris Kwakpovwe
ReplyDeleteMake una pray o
I am grateful to God for the gift of life,.. it has not been easy but Allah knows best
ReplyDeleteRamadan Mubarak folks
With my 11months baby.She is my other half since her dad is not around
ReplyDeleteMy mum just told me my tummy is big. E pepper me. Thinking of how to get flat tummy now
ReplyDeleteDon't sha kee yasef
DeleteHey! Cheer-up!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a friend either, my phone is my companion. Thanks to free opera mini and free Facebook.
Do I feel depressed about it? No!
Psychologically killing? No!
I only feel bad if and when I don't have money to take myself out.
Normally, friends doesn't work for me so I just face my front with my loner life.
I take myself out when I have small change, buy drink and suya, eat, drink and dance myself to satisfaction then I go my way.
No time for negative vibes. No one can give me happiness except I give myself.
I’m still in awe, my hubby and I are finally pregnant!!!
ReplyDeleteWe were waiting for a referral appointment from our GP and God did it! I still can’t believe it. God is really good and works in mysterious ways.
* munches on airfried chicken and diced watermelon *
Congratulations to you both.
DeleteCongratulations to you and your hubby.God is Awesome.
DeleteGod be praised! ๐๐ฝ
DeleteYou having food cravings already?
Thank you Cynthia and Mimi love!
DeleteNot really @ food cravings, I’ve been feeling really nauseous, hence the aforementioned option is all I can eat without getting sick at the moment.
Congrats.
DeleteThank Castle.
DeleteAwww..Big congratulations
DeleteSleep refused to come,,so I am sdking here..
ReplyDeleteOn my bed
ReplyDeleteI went to the market to get provision for resumption and someone asked me to get something for her which I did and honestly I did not know how or where I lost it.I got home and was scattering my bag like a lunatic.
ReplyDeleteThe person was even nice as she wanted to pay for it without getting what she wanted but I refused as my conscience will not allow me collect the money.
I'm still hurt self. Imagine losing money in this economy.
Chaiii๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I need to be comforted.
Sorry about that.
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DeleteTake heart my Dear, it could have been worse. This happened to me last month, lost two kilos of chicken in the market and could not figure out where I lost it. It was so painful ehen ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
DeleteLet us be chat buddies na. Ayam lonely too.
ReplyDeleteJust got married, I and le hubs tried to do the do. Everywhere was so tight, im guessing it was cz of all the stress from the trad. Hoping to try again. Dont know if lubes will help. Please advise.
ReplyDeletePlease buy KY jelly and a vibrator!
DeleteThank me later...
I married as a virgin so this is an outta experience notion.
The clit vibration would get you naturally lubed + the KY jelly on him, it would slide in but he has to be ever so gentle! Keep the vibratory sensor on thy clit at on/off intervals lest you cum faster than a lightning strike.
Definitely get lubes. Goes a long way in reducing the pain for you and stress for him
DeleteAnon 00:04, you are my kind of person,
ReplyDeleteIs it wise for hubby to go take a loan from the bank without the wife's notice, to repay monthly with his salary that's not even enough for the family. This is not the first time he's doing this.
ReplyDelete