Friday Hailings on point to everyone!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESE
I'm so grateful for life and every every.
Happy birthday to me (PH breed) and Ini Edo (she is gorgeous!)
We are brown sugar.
Love you, the blog and the drama loads.
Happy Birthday to you!!!
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IN HOUSE MEMO
Please the two BVs who mailed me asking for help should mail me back. I cant remember the names and i already cleaned my inbox and trash....... I just got blessed so I wanna pass it on...
Those of you who turned me to enemies because you did not get giveaway cash, I am still praying that one day you will realize that i am not your problem.
Kisses to everyone
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HOT GIST - SNOOPING TRIGGERED BY SNOOPING CHRONICLE
Hi Stella.
The chronicle about snooping triggered this.
I used to snoop on my husband’s phone in the past and saw a lot that always caused us to quarrel, he changed his password and I also passworded mine.
Some days back, I was using his laptop and I mistakenly opened the WhatsApp on the laptop, I was surprised to see that it was connected to his, I had no choice than to snoop.
Stella, what I saw in this man’s laptop sent shivers down my spine. There were more than 8 different random girls he sleeps with, most are prostitutes.
I even saw a chat where one of the girls said she saw him with another woman and was thinking the woman is his wife (the other woman she saw wasn’t even me).
To say I was heart broken would be to understate it, I was devastated. I felt like hurting him back, but thinking it through, I felt it wasn’t just worth it.
We have a baby who is about 2 years old.
I signed out of this marriage that day and I’m stealthy planning my exit, I just want to work extra hard to stand on my feet, take my son and leave.
And when you are at your lowest, the devil comes with an enticing offer. That very day I was hurting, my ex who has been out of the country for years called and said he is back and he wants a reunion.
Looking through the pictures my ex sent to me, He really cleaned up nicely and isn’t taking “I am married for an answer” I pray not to fall o because I am really at my lowest right now.
Moving on, I’m going celibate, he can sleep with the whole of Lagos is he so wishes, I don’t care anymore.
*Madam nah wah oh.....
Sometimes i read stories about snooping and I am glad the person snooped and sometimes i wonder why they snooped...This life no balance at all
Please visit your ex in an open place and accept whatever help he wants to give you so that you can get busy and take your mind off your hubbys serial whoring.
You dont need to fall oh......
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WHO POSTED THIS?
Jokingly tell him his thing is too small...TWO CAN PLAY na.
If my thing is too wide and you jokingly tell me,i will not keep quiet and die in silence, I will return the compliment so that when we are both silent we are thinking of it..if he gets angry then you bring back his Joke.
Didnt he see it was wide before he settled for you? Even if childbirth widened it, its not your fault!
hehehehehehehehehe
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WHO POSTED THIS?
If you are single and he is lusting after you,are you not smart enough to know how to handle him?
There are so many ways to distract him if you dont want...... You dont need to be rude or nasty and returning that gift was childish.. do you want to say that as a woman before he bought u that gift, you did not know that he likes you? You collected it and went to privately thank him?
Mschewwwwww.. Are you a baby?
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LOL
Hahahahahahahahaha aint we all HO's?.. My dear you should not even be hurt by this ,them no call you ashawo when you dey grow up? I have been cussed that so many times offline and online that I NOW OWN THE NAME.
My hubby also nicknamed me Asawo and i coined my own for him... No big deal abeg...dont you have better things to deal with? if a man calls you names and you react that it pained you,he will save them to one side to use again when he needs to hurt you.please grow pomo skin.
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Divine Health Confessions!!
ReplyDeleteI boldly declare that Jesus is Lord of my life; He is Lord over my spirit, soul, body, and all that concerns me. He is my all and my life is for His glory now and forever. Therefore, I completely disallow anything that does not comply with His will, plans, and purposes for my life and health. I refuse to yield my body to whatever is contrary to God’s Word for my health. I am alive to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and He is alive in me. Hallelujah!
Amen
DeleteSee how I was laughing loud going through the comments here. The worst thing that can happen to you in life is giving people the power to hurt you. I learned that a long time ago and I am happy I did.
DeleteHappy birthday Ese
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen!
DeleteIt's a freaky Friyay and i am feeling super excited already..Who be you wey dey masturbate for my comment almost everytime? You inexorable and crass woman that's mentally disturbed and bonkers should steer clear of my comments cos the next time you come for me,i will drag you like some i pass my neighbor generator tbvh..It's you,your ESN and IPOB nonentities that are terrorists..ODE! What plans have y'all got for the weekend?? 👀
ReplyDeleteI am surprise no one knows you are advincii abi Wetin be that your moniker on the other red blog, same writting style tbvh. Lol!!
Delete"Love is the environment that we express the reality of Christ. Therefore, Christ is our habitat of operation" (John 14:3). Live daily in it and express the fullness... Pst JC
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese
Happy birthday Esse.. May your path be paved with God's grace and mercy all the days of your life 🥂 🎊 🍾 🎊 🎂.
DeleteThe post is loaded.. I don't snoop. I don't even have reason to snoop.. God, thank you.
BV, whose boss is harassing, don't mind Stella .
ReplyDeleteTry to look for another job and be careful around him while you're still there. I wish you can just get another job right away.
Happy birthday ESE age gracefully
ReplyDeleteIHN 🙌
#friyay
Happy Birthday 🎂 🥂 Ese.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese🎉🎊🎈🥳💝 God bless your new age 🙏 have a fab one 🥳
DeleteHappy birthday Ese. You are such a beauty 😘🥰😘
ReplyDeleteNobody should even try and call me a whore for whatever reason. I no get thick skin and I don't want to develop one.
Please express your displeasure and see if he apologizes. If he tries it next time, call him the husband of an Ashawo. I guess it will make him know how it hurts.
Very annoying. It is a big deal to her and shes not wrong for feeling that way. Some men are so uncouth. Tell him how it made you feel so he would do better in future.
DeleteWhatever legit work you are doing and others seems to be making hundred folds more than you. Do not allow that dictate your mental well being. Run your own race at your own pace.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣I be ashawo,but with one customer, which is my husband,we be ashawo Kobo Kobo🤣🤣
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny you
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHahaha ur head koret...
DeleteHbd Ese
Happy birthday Ese
ReplyDelete“He isn’t taking I’m married” for an answer.
ReplyDeleteHow do some men sleep with another man’s wife?
Poster, your husband is a chronic cheat and he’s never slowing down. Going low just like him is not an option for you.
For me, I can’t live with a man like that. I’d leave for the sake of my sanity.
I cannot say I understand how you are feeling but please, do not make the mistake being with your ex.
If you don’t want the marriage anymore, do the needful and then you can live your life and have all the fun in the world.
If you make any mistake now, you’ll be seen as filthy and I’m sure some will even say it’s cos of your cheating ways your husband started his.
Don’t claim your husbands “name” o
I finally baked a wonderful bread. Like for once it was almost perfect. Not the soft agege bread that I was gunning for but it was good. I'm guessing more butter and lower heat may do the job.
ReplyDeleteSo to think an attachment came for dough making and the first time I tried it, I was using my hand to knead the dough. It still came out horrible. This last one was so easy because I finally used the dough stuff.
Who suffer head hep abeg?
Next stop, sponge cake. At this Rate, I will bake my daughter's bday cake myself
My own is sponge cake,I just brought egg mixture yet my cake still come out looking like a washing sponge..the day I will get it right,I will go for testimony.Amen
DeleteWhy is my mind telling me the cake is going to be a disaster 😂 why not practice the baking before her big day, I no wan hear say Alexa's cake "wo se gbe"
DeleteGift, that's the plan now. Keep baking rubbish until I finally get it. If not, I will not use a miserable cake for my daughter's first bday oh.
DeleteLmao, @washing sponge. Once I perfect the cake, I will now practice how to make the icing
If your husband calls you a whore, call him a thief. Finish!
ReplyDeleteThe day a neighbour and her husband were Quarrelling and the man called her a whore, the woman clapped back and called him a thief. E pain the useless man wella. He told her to move out, family later settled them, since then, no name-calling again. I told hubby that I love what the woman did and would do same if any man tries that with me. He was just looking at me. Hahahahaha
She did it well. So he thinks the monopoly of saying mean, hurtful and untrue things belong to him abi. Men or women this is so wrong. If you say it, then don't blame the other person if they decide to go the low road too. Not everytime take the high road.
DeleteHa haha 😂
DeleteReminds me of my ex. One evening for no just cause he called me a cow because I had added some weight. I joking said you nko that I Ayam managing like dis? Na so kasala wan burst. Shuooo as he come dey vex I begin dey laff. 2 can play that game abeg. Don't dish out what you can't receive.
Happy birthday Ese baiby!🎉🎂
HBD Ese...you're beautiful. God bless your new age.
ReplyDeleteThis is for you Sandra, to mask the smell of your onion oil, add 1 teaspoon of Eucalpytus oil. It has a beautiful smell. You can also add your vitamin E oil. Shake properly. Your onion oil is then ready for use. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese, you're beautiful
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you Ese,I love your melanin color
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese.
ReplyDeleteWide vj lady,you can use clove water soaked for 3days.use morning and night.
ReplyDeleteThe lady with wide Toto no mind ur guy. Become virgin over night and thank me later by use cloves,strawberry tea and little alum.
ReplyDeleteMix the above over night then start using it to wash ur kpekus anytime u pee. U will not only be very tight , u will smell nice and free of Infection.
My body count now is 5 and all of den dey think say na dem disvirgn me.
Please what is this cloves I keep seeing? The day I tried to google it, I only saw cloves of garlic. What's the local name for it please?
DeleteYoruba calls it agbo or aseje. And Hausa calls it kanufari
DeleteClove is zobo pepper.
DeleteCloves is konofure, not sure of the spelling, that spice that they put is zobo, small with head and tail and black/dark brown in colour
DeleteThank you so much for your reply @anon. Please the strawberry tea is it in liquid or powdered form? And how long should I continue to use?
DeletePlease reply
You buy a pack for 500naria. Go to any provision store or super market and ask for strawberry tea. Its just like Lipton tea . use one big swam water bottle. Buy 200maria cloves ,20maria alum 5 strawberry tea .blend d cloves and soak everything for 2days with hot water . then strain it and start using. Use it after every pee and when you want 2 do d do.
DeleteHBD fine gal Ese!
ReplyDeleteBetter to snoop than be in the dark. Your decision is for your safety. Diseases are very much real and some are incurable. Stay away from that ex too. All the best
Awww... beautiful birthday babe. Happy birthday dear. more graceful years in good health
ReplyDeleteYour husband calling you a whore?, how did it get to that?, anyway, don't keep it inn, let him how you feel because if you keep it inn, you'll never be happy in that marriage. That said, how do people keep malice?, I can't ooo, I'm always the one apologizing whether I'm the one at fault or not, I love my peace of mind and smile, nothing can take those two away from me
ReplyDelete... don't keep it *in*... not 'inn'....
DeleteInn is a guest house or hotel.
Happy birthday Ese.... Blissful years ahead
ReplyDeleteIf you call me a whore,I will call you a poor lazy mouth and body smelling 2mins instant noodles gigolo..make we blow nose together mchewwww
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteGift from the CEO and his demand for sex
ReplyDeleteGirl you are the next sacrificial lamb. His sacrifice to
the devil is due and he is looking for a good candidate.
Allow him in, and you are in for the slaughter. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Fast and pray to Jesus.
That gift collection was the mistake. That is why Jesus said that it is more blessed to give than to receive. Gifts have spirits following it and you have to be watchful and not greedy so as not to collect the wrong spirit. In your case, the spirit of adultery was in that gift and you took the bait. Call upon God and stay on your lane.
ReplyDeleteIt is more blessed to give than to receive!!
DeleteIf everybody follow that, who is going to give who and who is going to receive from who.
You see? Nobody will give and nobody will receive and nobody will be blessed.
@15:56
DeleteYou misunderstand Scriptures and English.
"More" is a comparative adjective. "More blessed..." means that there is
blessing in receiving too, but there is more in giving.
Every command of God is to be obeyed and you don't just stay there and chant
"who will obey it?" If you don't obey God, some do. Be watchful and sensitive to
when gifts are traps set waiting to catch. Sell your greed and buy wisdom.
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Gifts have spirits? Please back up your assertion with Scripture. Nigerian Christians will be creating their own doctrine. Na wa for you people.
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ReplyDeleteStella you sound just like my grandma, she also says we are all Ho's.
I don't everrrrrrr get mad whenever i am called a whore, i always have ready choice of words that will make you see red!
And pray not to receive beating 😂😂
DeleteLol that word has even lost its impact due to its misuse, that’s usually the default insult of many Nigerians (especially men) so it doesn’t faze women as much anymore.
DeleteI wish a man would call me an ashawo, I already know the reply I’d give him. I’d simply tell him
it’s his mom that introduced me to the business and you know Naija men don’t play when it comes to insulting their moms lmao
Happy birthday beautiful Ese.
ReplyDeletePoster, if you decide to go meet your ex, just know that sex will happen. There's a thin line between open space and Room 204.
ReplyDeleteRoom 204🤣🤣🤣🤣 whenever I hear abt this room I remember the voice record chai.🤣🤣🤣 it trended like mad on Ig and Twitter
DeleteSend me some pls😁😁
ReplyDeleteBut how will you know you are wide down there? I am suspecting myself, but let me not conclude.
ReplyDeleteHow many fingers can you stick inside? (Without being wet tho)
Delete@Snarker.... Good question but, girlies/Ladies nowadays can't properly go through the 'punani washing bay' because of their long artificial finger nails and lack of patience to take /spend time in that zone until they get it to be tight again like Kpomo.. Lol
DeleteHappy birthday Ese.
ReplyDeleteMay you age gracefully
I just take probiotic pills and call it a day lol. You can look into that if you want.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend
Please I need suggestions on hand work to learn apart from tailoring and hair dressing, I am not happy with the way my life is at the moment because I feel I have not achieved what I am supposed to have achieved at age 22 I am a female and most of my classmates in secondary are graduating this year but see me, not that I am not intelligent oo but I don't know school no gree give me admission and now I have decided to off my mind in school and look for correct handwork to learn that is selling like hotcake in this country. If I don't have a degree for now make I grab handwork I can't lose out in the two. Please jeweluchi help post because I need advice at this point in my life and I don't have where to get it except in this place
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have a natural flair for? What is in need in your environment?
DeletePray for God to open your eyes to opportunities around you.
Don't worry about school, things will fall in place at the right time.
Wish you the very best.
Don't beat yourself up dear.
DeleteWe when go school, nor be handwork we still dey learn so.
If only I knew.
The popular skills now are the ones you mentioned and baking, catering, cream mixing and the rest.
What skill do you find interest? start from there.
All the best
Happy birthday Ese 🍾🥂.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day.
Hello everyone..happy weekend
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to u ESE
ReplyDeleteOh, happy birthday Ese.
ReplyDeleteESE, you are so beautiful to behold. Many more beautiful years. Happy Birthday
ReplyDeleteYou call me ashawo i ll laugh and tell you sef be brostitude, Akuna Akuna nwuraawu. Me keep quiet and become cry baby for you!! Hmm my bad mouth becomes activated once you call me names.
ReplyDeletePoster with a randy CEO. I believe you know what is happening. Better plan your exit strategically nobody said you should resign like that. Dont gossip about him to any of your colleagues. All conversations must be office related once he start to sing winiwini wanawana. Intercept him with office related talk. Avoid any conversations outside the office hours. Record all nonsense talks on your phone so you have proof incase Oke Mkpi wants to rope you into anything and avoid being alone with him.
Stand up for yourself and never play the victim or show meow-meow face to him. Always be firm and tell him you dont have to entertain such conversations. All the best.
Happy birthday Ese. Your name reminds me from Ese Ageese. I wish you long life and prosperity. Have fun and laughter
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ese, brown skin girl, u skin is popping.
ReplyDeleteWide Vijay bv dat anon that talked about alum, go with it, alum works like mad.i dnt know abt the strawberry and clove but I go sha tryam when I see the need for it.
Pls bv the hubby called ashawo,hype ur ministry, tell him na dem dey rush us, tell him backyard no good fowl no gree leave am. If ur husband get hot temperoooh biko no call am thief or anytime before they blind ur eyeooh or comot ur front teeth.we mah go dey house dey enjoy. Be careful biko Nwanne.
Bv that snooped pls think well well b4 u act, so that u will not regret it later, why don't u travel small and cool off if it's easy for you, the travel I mean is not abroad, but maybe ur parents house, siblings or friend. Give it a long thought then make ur decision after that.
What is this alum, clove or strawberry tea I’m seeing you ladies put in your kini? Bettter stop it immediately. Yes it works, but it’s temporary. My friend was divorced because her husband said her kini no even feels like kini again after she don overwash wash am with alum, she too agree say she feels somehow, even her new man ask her say wetin do your kini, it no feels like kini at all, I’m not joking o, please ladies, let’s discontinue using alum to wash our kini when it’s not snail we are washing
ReplyDeleteLeave them, let them continue to wash out all the natural parts that makes the vagina functional. They won't say they've not been warned when the consequences start.
DeleteNa true ooo! Na snail we dey use Alum wash ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣 Punna ti di snail. O ma sha ni oooo
Delete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
DeleteWith each passing day even as I get older, I am learning to love myself more and more and how God created me. 😍
E get why.............
Happy birthday Ese. I wish you long life and prosperity. Good evening bvs.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday beautiful Ese😘😘😘
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