The way Fridays come so fast these days, I cant explain it!
Some of you should come and update us on some gists you have dropped here before make we know how far, please.
One lady wrote here last Friday that she gbenshed her friends hubby and that is served her friend right...Please come and gist us wetin dey happen, we no go cuss you out. Use Anonymous do am!
Me looking at you all typing....LOL
Just here and listening to music 🎶🎵 I'm in "sifia pains" cos I just relock my hair 🤦🤦 will be watching my oldies blues videos on youtube soon and prolly surf the net till sleep calls
ReplyDeleteGet jiggy and groovy guys 🥂🍹
Dear Paris, what do you use in locking your hair and is it single as in one one from the bottom?
DeletePlease, don't tell me pin cos that thing is a scam and can cut hair.
The pain from relocking dread ehn. I don't miss it
DeleteLook for those that do palm roll. It doesn't cause pain. Locking the hair shouldn't cause pain. If the loctician uses crotchet pin to lock your hair it will break the hair. I've been on locs since 6 years and I haven't lost a strand and I don't feel pains. My hair is almost waist length so I know what I'm writing about.
DeleteIt's raining in Abuja. Having barbecued fish and turkey with my cousin, and I'm drinking red wine. Come join.😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteEnjoy dear
DeleteThanks love.
DeleteEnjoy jare
DeleteI no get any gist oh, just here staring at my daughter, wondering how time went by so fast. She's going to be 1 on Sunday and I'm eternally grateful for God's blessing.
ReplyDeleteI also pray and wish for everyone who is praying to God for the gift of a child to receive their miracle(s) soonest.
Amen
DeleteHappy birthday in advance to your baby
DeleteAmen..
DeleteHappy birthday to your beautiful daughter in advance
DeleteMay God bless our kids.
DeleteHbd to her
May Almighty God help me this night oh, especially as rain just splash small 🙄 e no even enter ground, I tire for heat oh 😩
ReplyDeleteOn a cleaning roll. DH is berthing at the wee hours of tomorrow and in his absence I had scattered my room and the masters as well. Haha. The weather caused it, I gats to maintain prim and proper. He hates nonsense.
ReplyDeleteSo, me his niece who's here for a weekend getaway and our housekeeper are attending to crannies. My daughter is peeping in and smiling,she understands the music ,she be like "you're missing day, I know". Haha. The other is taking diction classes online, she's writing entrance exams in the morning but don't even need it no more. The rest are busy with telly.
As usual I'm munching some small things and ALWAYS by James Ingram is blasting in the background.
It's an inside noise though as neighbors are running gensets and solar bridges to keep up with life.
No consistent light supply for Lagos. Ok.
How you doin people?
*Shuffling*
There's always you...
No one else but you...
It's always you....
You've sure got style mama. 😉
DeleteContinue with the enjoyment mama. You fit try remain small for me sha. 😁
Wishing your hubby a safe flight trip
DeleteHow much I have missed the blog,just here reading through old post I don laugh tire.
ReplyDeleteI hope to get back in commenting fully.
The goal is to make money and marry because I want to spoil somebody's daughter very soon 😂😂😂 so hustling hard and smart is the way to go.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMay the good Lord answer your prayers and give you the best wife everrrrrrr.
DeleteMay God bless your hustle.
DeleteSame here ooo trying to read through old posts from Wednesday
DeleteWas busy hustling this week
We must make it in Jesus' name😊😊
Your wife will be lucky ooo chai
Exactly what I'm doing atm...God bless our hustle.
DeleteMay God bless your hustle 🙏
DeleteJust waking up from a very well deserved nap even though it was short.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy motherhood
DeleteCongratulations Eka Joy 🎉🎉🎉
DeleteI just want to rant Jare. Nothing is easy in this Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteSpent my week looking for a shop to rent. No positive result yet.
The ones I saw were not in good locations,n no in good condition yet overpriced.
God help us
I am so happy today. Anyone that says God doesn't answer prayers is a liar. I pray, I praise, I worship, I sing hymns and go to sleep like a baby. I found out that whenever I cast ALL my cares on God without worrying, He'll answer my prayers speedily 💃💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteGlory be to God
DeleteGod be praised forever
DeleteHahahaha.... Mrs korkus you no dey forget something!
ReplyDeleteJust waiting for madam to wake up so I can bath her.Don't wanna wake her before the whole estate will know a baby is having her bath.Ikanra lo ma bade
Delete😄
🤣🤣🤣
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI’m glad to announce that my battle with cystic acne is over. For unknown reasons, I noticed big painful acne appearing on my face. It was really disturbing even though I tired to chin up. All effort to get rid of it proved abortive.
ReplyDeleteAt a point, I had to resort to organic products (which helped reduce the breakout albeit made my skin tone brighter). As a dark skin chocolate beauty, I wasn’t comfortable with this.
Long story short, after trying several brands, the battle is over. I feel very confident with my face now. I’m not there yet, but I love the progress. My new skincare stash was delivered this evening.
I’m all freshened up and reading “Hush Hush” by James Patterson and Candice Fox. I’m an avid reader. Miss me with PDF books because it’s not my style. Nothing beats the smell and feel of holding a-hardcover book. Love it.
Ok guys. Have a lovely weekend.
Cheers😘
Chocolate noir?
DeletePlease what did u use for the acne?
DeleteCheers 🍻 🥂 🍻 🥂
DeleteWhat did you use
DeleteI'm impatiently waiting..
ReplyDeleteFew weeks ago Friday, I received one kine head that left my legs shaking like okro wey never strong....Choi!!! British men sabi wash plate o
ReplyDelete😷😷
DeleteHa! I need this in my life rn 😫
DeleteGaddem...!😩
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMine is one Naija guy that finished me a while back.
DeleteOnly the guy's fingers that were walking over my body was maaadddd.
Guy hadn't touched my pussy but I was already crying.
Then he took my big toe in his mouth and started sucking it.
Oh my! I wanted to explode.
I was wondering if this guy have not changed to a 🐍 cos of how it felt.
But guess what? I've refused going back for another round cos his mouth smells and ever since that encounter, I've been having this serious itch in my veejay and butthole.
We fucked raw but he didn't release inside. Me thinks it's from his mouth.
Married man with smelly mouth🤮
Did you return the favour?
Deleteshooter, ikr! I want it again 😂😂
Delete😆😆😆😆 Giddem
DeleteMe I'm just sad. My teenage daughter still battling a dislocation of the knee that wants to turn to something else. This is two months and counting!! Tufiakwa!! Chukwu aju!! We've concluded the MRI , she'll be seeing the orthopedist in Tuesday. Pls pray for us.
ReplyDeleteHappyfriyay to y'all
Speedy recovery 🙏 to her
DeleteI pray she'll be fine
DeleteGod will heal her.
DeleteJehovah is Rapha!
Meanwhile engage the services of a specialist at Igbobi Orthopedic hospital if you live in Lagos.
It's stressful but service is quality.
Okuwa will heal your daughter.
DeletePlease how much is MRI I want to go for it.
DeleteMay the healing hands of God rest upon her.
DeleteHealings to your daughter
DeleteFriday really came fast.
ReplyDeleteIt's a freaky Friyay and i am feeling a bit down.I have taken drugs for my upsetting stomach or stomach upset sha.Sugary stuff are my greatest undoing cos it always ends up in me bringing out watery stool.Smh!
ReplyDeleteEyah. Sorry o
DeletePele you will be fine.
DeleteSorry. Get well.
DeleteSorry. Rest well and drink lots of fluids.
DeleteSo sorry
DeleteSorry
DeletePraying for divine victory in Jesus name Amen.
ReplyDeleteIt's done
DeleteIn a cab on my way home. Bn dating a guy since november 2020. Had bn postponing the do until today...didnt feel him enter.....his manhood was like a toddlers. Really crying right now...he's bn calling.....can't pick . Why me Lord 😭
ReplyDeleteAwwww
DeleteSorry dear.
DeleteBut you're really breaking his heart.
Abeg pick his calls.
Haba nau. Why won't you pick. Did he create himself? You just want to finish his self esteem.. kaiii, do you know how terrible he ll be feeling right now? Some babes get strong mind sha
DeletePlease pick his calls, he didn't create himself and I hope you are not complete. If you cannot deal just talk to hom softly but never mentioned his thing is tiny like a toddler before he kills himself.
DeleteLemmaoooo. Stella your BVNs are mad people ooo
DeletePick up naaa, sorry hun.
DeletePick his call and allow son of man to have rest of mind.
DeleteGosh I feel so sad for this man. I can’t even imagine the feeling. I’m sure he’d like a bigger penis but what can he do? Men like him tend to love all the way and make up for it in other ways. At the end of the day, another woman won’t mind his small Penis as long as there’s love, loyalty and peace of mind. Woman pick up him call and express yourself to him like a mature woman that you are. You are not a toddler 🙄
DeleteI ended up picking up his call and he immediately asked if the issue was because of his size. I told him yes cos i dont wanna start what i cant finish. BVs Good ans satisfying sex os very important
DeleteAnon 05.32 madam big mouth, you can have him. What you cant stand dont advise other ppl to
DeleteWhy do we keep body shaming men with small kini? It's unfair. They did not create themselves.
DeleteI pray God gives that young man a woman that will not bash his self esteem for something he cannot help.
Hmmmm,just sewoff a family friend of ours.she came since afternoon, while we were discussing she was busy chatting and smiling,as in she looks so happy. was curious so I asked her and she said it was one of her toaster at her place of work(M.D elder bro) mind you ,shes married with 2kids..is it that men prefers married women now or what? Cos I hear stories .I adviced her ,she said is fun,that it makes one feel young..God help your children. Well na look I dey,no be for my mouth dey go hear say king wife na witch
ReplyDeleteDrink plenty water and face front.
DeleteMakes one feel young. Onye Wu "one?"
DeleteShe's wayward. Simple.
Stay away from her.
Iyawo baale l'aaaaalubarika ni ooooo
DeleteFrom fun, she will enter one chance.
DeleteMy own is,I want to ask a question.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that some women are afraid of their husbands like a comment on the last Chronicle asked??It got me thinking about how some chronicles annoy and irritate me.Especially the ones that don't know how to confront their husbands over a situation.Did something lead to the fear? What exactly are you afraid of that you can't discuss issues or confront him??
Same thought when I read the chronicle and she is living in a civilized place
DeletePut me in your prayers, let this month not pass me by in Jesus name.
ReplyDeleteSo shall it 🙌 be in Jesus Name 🙌 🙏 🙏 and Amen 🙏 🙌
DeleteOluwa has done it for you.
DeleteIt won't pass you by in Jesus name. Amen
DeleteYour testimony is sure this month
DeleteFinally...Rain...breezy heavy sweet rain. Sleep will be sweet tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it's Friday. Make I relax abeg!
ReplyDeleteI'm just watching the EPL match between (Newcastle v Aston Villa).
I greet y'all.
Cool Friday evening. Playing an Igbo highlife mix tape and shaking my waist to the rythm. This is my own club o
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit gurl! 😉👍🏽
DeleteIts Raining down here all night long!baby can i just rapp my warm arms around you ? Month later we go use torch light dey look for your period, gprs for location go dey on too... but i still wana see my baby babies too #cover blanket start night prayers# bye
ReplyDeleteRapp????? 😟
DeleteJust at home... thinking about my single life...why can't I just find love...at 33 no man to call my own..all is companionship..is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteIt is well with you dear
DeleteYou are having a dark night of the soul. I am 33 too,single as well. I have a calling. I only just found out that any man who doesn't share my calling will not last. I now know this and have known peace ever since.
DeleteI have also trained myself to accompany myself. I will find this skill useful in future. There is no guarantee that your partner will always be by your side.
Cut off people who delight in reminding you of things that make you feel bad.
You will be fine
Calm down and enjoy life, I married a very handsome 40 years old man @ 37.Can't describe how good and wonderful he is and doing well for himself too. Relax for your maker and enjoy life biko at his time things will fall in place
DeleteI am in an entanglement with a priest.it started when i was heartbroken,one thing led to another we started gbenshing.Nigga is baaaad.Sometimes i just look at him and wonder y he decided to be a priest.He is spirit filled and casting demons but can't get his hands off me when we meet.Nobody should judge me o,i know it's bad i will stop soon but let me enjoy the dick again first.But how can a gallant man like that just be wasting such fine body and manhood? Na wah o,God please forgive me na loneliness and heartbreak cause am.
ReplyDeleteStop leading him into temptation.
DeleteBut wait o, its like the Priest wants the temptation. Be careful and stopeet
PLEASE JUST STOP
DeleteHmmmm
DeleteTry to stop
I almost fucked a priest too.
He's such a spec.
Finally rain!! Never been happier to see rain. Abuja heat can kill, I was close to tears this afternoon. Kids and I went out to play a little under the rain before it got too heavy. Cheers to good sleep tonight
ReplyDeleteI'm not just happy and I don't know why, I thought money brings joy but with d few millions in my account I'm still not happy. Nothing excites me any more. Hope this is not depression or could it be pressure from home to bring a husband which is making me give a chance to someone I don't love?
ReplyDeleteRejoice and be thankful to God.
DeleteTake your time sis and don't give in to pressure/depression
DeleteGod is ALWAYS ontime
Happiness is a choice, find it!!!
Pls delete any form of pressure to marry from your life,marriage will come when you least expect it
DeleteWatching Lupin and looking at my dildo with side eyes 🙄 It seems interesting but Assane is ugly tho
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DeleteAnyone prone to accident here? Raise your hand like this 🙋. I need to know my people. I know no if them swear for me, I trip almost all the time. My small toes are crying for help. My arms are begging me to learn the measurement of the doors. In a day I will accidentally brush my arms against the door. My head nko, I don fall down knack head before.🤣🤣🤣 This evening I wanted to drop my plate in the kitchen, because I can be clumsy I hit my small toe(right) on the chair. I am still in pains mehn.😩
ReplyDeleteChai, sorry jubilee. Hitting your toes is another pain on its own. You feel it in your brain
DeleteGo to the eye clinic and get your eyes checked dear, you may be long sighted.
DeletePele and always be conscious when walking to avoid all this knack knack
DeleteIt is clumsiness.You are clumsy and disorganised.
DeleteYou are not prone to accident in Jesus name *in the voice of my African mother*.
Sorry 😐😐
DeleteI hope you see this comment but go to the clinic ASAP. Have your eyes and balance checked out. The falls could be an indication of something serious.
DeletePlease get your middle ear checked out. you might have balance issues or something more serious. Speak with an expert or a professional who might be able to help or put your mind to rest. Abeg this life is only one, take care of it. All the best.
DeleteCold Friday evening, hanging out with some friends. Loving the weather 😍
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I find it difficult to tell people I have HND, I don't want to tell lies at all especially this new guy I met.
ReplyDeleteThe guy looks gentle and responsible, what will be my gain if I tell him lies and hw finds out tomorrow 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I have HND, did distance learning and have my bsc but I haven't collected my result cos the man in charge of the learning centre kept on increasing fee more than what the school gave us.
I paid but got fed up at the way he kept on increasing it and refused to apply for my result, he said my balance is 300k while my balance is 150k. I got angry and left the result. Don't know what to do at the moment 😕 😪 😫
Report the matter to the main school authority and hear from them.
DeleteAre you alright in the head though?
DeleteWhat's wrong with being proud of what you have?
I don't know what is wrong with me, there was this guy in my hostel were I stayed from 2018 to 2020, he can look at me, the guy go dey stare at me continuously without blinking an eye, sometimes, he winks at me and smiles and most times he always make sure our eyes lock before he looks away...I am a boy top oo
ReplyDeleteAt first it was so annoying and make me feel uncomfortable and at the same time I dey feel my self big time, I love the affection I won't lie, he don't talk to me, not even good morning, so I was so disturb about it and I had to tell a Friend and before me telling my friend, I was try to greet him, baba go act so shy to respond so I left him along
Fast forward to where my friend ask me to talk to him, according to my friend it obvious he likes me and what to be my friend. And this guy get money oo, roll with big boys in the hostel, heard he is the brilliant of them all, so I decided to follow my friend advice.. and when it comes to other people guy Man no dey shy oo, but when it comes to me, guy can't even speak to his friends in my present, is either he walks away or he stop talking, and this guy cute scatter, damnn it, I Never knew until when something happened at the hostel so we had to gather together for a meeting, that was the first time I saw the handsomeness, he has close beauty,
So I followed by friend advice ooo, I do some little research at the hostel, got his WhatsApp number and engage him in a conversation, hmmmmmm, he couldn't even type, guess he was shy or shock...he didn't ask how I got his number, so I ask him the obvious question, why do you always look at me? Hope I didn't do him wrong? That I will like to know, baba says that how he look at everyone oo, I said okay, the next day, I message him and I said hi...he blocked me immediately, wowwwww,I was so shocked to my teeth and that was the end...I was belittle, he pained me, the next day morning he look at me I said good morning, I didn't respond to his greetings, you blocked me and you expect me to say hi to you... Wowwwww
After that the looking Sha reduce, and I kept wondering why he blocked me, I couldn't figure it out, this is somebody that would literally walk up ask early as 7am to come to my window side to stare at him until I wake up to look at the window, eyes locked before he will leave to his room, this happen for like 3 months and now you blocked me....e shock me ooo ..
I won't lie, I don start to dey feel this guy already, I just want him to fuck me silly at that moment, thank God for saving me because I for turn guy for that guy matter
So that's the story ooo .. fast forward to January 2020, one fine guy moved in to our hostel, naso baba start to dey act nice to this guy until they became so close and now friends... the thing pain me ehnnn,me and this new guy are friends too but I envy how how this guy that had a crush on me like the new guy, so I maintain my space and leave them alone, still on still, he is still very shy and act like a child when he sees me coming or pass him by the walk way at the hostel,
March came we left for coronavirus and came back this year March after a year...uhmmmm I moved out of the hostel cause I can't afford it no more...too expensive and I dey final year, as for the guy and the new guy, they are still there, Only God know what is going on, but I miss how he look at me and gives me that stare with his big eyes and how shy and how he act like a toddler if I walked by him....this is the end
You're very gay. Mtchewww
DeleteGayism is a spirit.
DeleteWhether you like it or not,God does not like it
Catching up old posts 📫
ReplyDeleteM just here chilling on my bed, munching on cold sugarcane. Just finished making unripe plantain porridge for hubby.
ReplyDeleteSugarcane, ireke. Mehn I haven't had that and agbalumo in like 20 years.
DeleteI miss Nigeria
Cold showers here🤗🤗 I wish I'm under my duvet getting a beauty sleep but I'm on night duty working my butts off😄
ReplyDeleteBeen feeling butterflies in my belly since morning🤗🤗
Someone is in love?😇😋
DeleteAbeg who follow me observe say Omoni, Ufuoma and chigul no wish Chioma happy birthday for their IG page?
ReplyDeleteUfuoma no mention Uche & Chioma in her list of women that inspire her
DeleteFriday, my 1 year and 6 months daughter is seriously rocking out. Stella, you should see the video.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to a good night's rest. I will be moving house from tomorrow (13th March) and I am excited to do it my way; my fabrics and colours...textures!
Time to get to work.
I came to see my mum with my 15 months old child. She was happy playing with my brothers (25&23) usually she doesn't let anyone else carry her but with this visit she was friendly
ReplyDeleteShe fell asleep at about 8:30pm , an hour later she wakes up realises we are not at home , she jumps down from the bed screaming and goes downstairs. She grabs her boots and coat and she tries to push her stroller and keeps banging at the door front door wanting to leave. She's been doing it for over 30 mins. I lead her back to the room she tries to fall asleep remembers she's not at home and becomes hysterical. I have been trying to convince her dad lets go to Nigeria this year but with this behaviour I wonder if she'll settle since its a completely different environment
You can’t take her to Nigeria now. With that behavior, it’ll be too stressful for her. Give her time to grow out of it. Age 4 or 5yrs old is not bad plus they’ll understand you much better. No stress that child abeg. Naija can wait.
DeleteCome to Nigeria to do what abeg?
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