Wednesday In House News..

 Hailings.......

IN HOUSE MEMO

Tomorrow's in house news will be replaced by FAQ on Stella's blog, so please get all types of questions ready EXCEPT anything that is love related or a chronicle....We mean serious business please!

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Chronicles of a retired playboy 3


I read yesterday’s post about gbola size with interest and I am writing this chronicle to mention my experience as a huge gbola ex-playboy.

One of the reasons why guys with huge gbola who are skilled in giving pleasure hardly cheat in marriage is because they are mostly battle scarred from drama with ladies. Even one night stand turns to the lady injecting emotions and wanting more. God help you here in the US if you have big gbola and mess with Akata girls.

 In fact I had 3 incidents while I had to file restraining orders on the ladies involved. I still don’t understand how women are so infatuated with huge gbola. Some women can go to any lengths to gbensh with you. Now when you get married, you hardly want to expose your wife/family to those shenanigans. I am now a family man who is so dedicated to the wife and kids. Moreover, I am so much in love with my wife.

Conversely, small/average size guys can have fun with anyone without attachment. Sometimes I had wished I was average because I have seen more drama than Broadway. However, since my wife treasures it no regrets now. Enjoyment all the way.

In the 90s I used to be a student in a neighboring European country to where SDK resides. I Was one of about 5 black students in a university of about 10,000+. The female oyibo students had a lot of curiosity about black men and their anatomy. The problem was that they kept spreading words about the escapades and more joined the queue. I was known as “Den Sorte Hingst”. I was still wallowing in youthful exuberance and did not know any better.

I was so fortunate I did not end up with any disease. In addition I always perfected the art of Cum control as a result no baby mama drama.

Thanks goodness I am a a successful medical provider able to afford resources to spoil my wife silly. I very much thank God for blessing me with such a loving wife and family. In my 13+ years of marriage I have never even entertained the idea to cheat and that will never be on my agenda.

 I want to confidently tell guys that yes it is possible to keep to one woman especially when you have met all curiosities in your single life.




*My curiosity is raised oh...Oga Den Sorte Hingst,i know you and wifey are reading this so I am asking with her permission, can you send us a cucumber that represents your gbola size? it will help us understand your playboy tales better...

BVs right?

I salute oh.

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GIST FROM THE NEIGHBOURHOOD


Stella eeeh, you see this my street, na Fuji house of commotion, one day one trouble, Good afternoon fess,

E get one girl for this my area, very pretty humble girl, she should be like 23yrs old, her Mom is a sick single mom, around last year December, she said one man wants to carry to abroad to help her life, so me and her elder sister followed her to the place, but the man na hungry pauper, he lives in a one room apartment with his wife and kids, television no dey the house sef, I remembered telling the girl that this man is a fraudster and she should stay away from the man and his wife:

After that time around January, I noticed that the girl was showing signs of pregnancy, and she get boyfriend ooo, we shaa confronted the boyfriend, he said he's ready to marry her so that she can have the baby, she refused to marry the guy, claiming she wasn't ripe for marriage, I advised the sister to monitor her closely (with my SDK mentality), her calls were monitored and we later found out that her reason for not marrying the boyfriend is because he may not be the baby's BABA, Ahhhh mogbe ooo..

 we confronted her, she confessed that the man (Mr Helper,) has been sleeping with her and his wife knows, and mind you that this girl is the breadwinner of her house, he Mom is bedridden, the person I described as her elder sister is just a caring neighbor (same tribe though), the sister with the boyfriend assisted her and they aborted the hinocent chaidd (wey them no know weda na he/she go save naija tomorrow), early this February, her character changed for the worst, once a caring respectful girl became so rude, if you mistakenly talk rubbish, she will put you in your place, insulting and nonchalant..

she stopped caring about her Mom or siblings, 2nd week of February she disappeared, spent like 4days outside without coming home, we all came out and was looking for her, we met her at the man's place, she looked so dirty, tired, hungry, sick, lean and exhausted, she laid on the bare floor sleeping naked, sperm gushing out of her vjayjay, the man's wife had just put to birth, we later learnt that she used all her January salary to buy baby things for the man's wife and this man has been sleeping with her back to back on an empty stomach

 we carried her home, that her sister brought police and arrested the man and his wife, na so this girl turn to mumu ooo, she doesn't recognize anyone, all she wants to see is that man, they said she's been badly hypnotized, so they called her father from Oyo State, he came and carried her home, they say no be small things comot for her body, she was vomiting thick thick greenish substance..

she was brought home last week Saturday, she's fine now, but her sister came to inform me this afternoon that she heard from a reliable source that since the girl came back to our street, that, that evil man has been rotating like a hawk around here, I forgot to mention that him and his wife were released 5mins after they were arrested.... 

Things de happen I swear

Na wah oh....what a messy story.. what a wicked couple.. it always surprises me that people who do these kinds f damage to other people have kids that they want the best for and protect them from harm.......

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