Tuesday In House News....

 All things Bright and beautiful................ AND VERY COLD HERE.

Your day going well?

IN HOUSE MEMO

The reason the participants for the face of in house news competition is not complete is cos i have been rejecting some photos......I said be Classy and some people don't seem to know the meaning....

The Ten participants are not yet complete but we will post the 7 we have if it is not complete by Monday.

I will be gifting two people mineral money from comment section. Will tell my PA to check for those who account details we already have so that we don't need to make announcement, they will just hear a noise on their phone and look.. lol

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MAMA NNUKUS GIST CORNER

Hello Efribody


How una dey o , E get another story wey shele for my cabal , wey i say make i sama una, Na like this the tori take go


Gist : So when i moved into my place on the island , abeg na island all of us gather dey , E just be say some island high pass some , nobody should tell me anything *shines teeth*


I was getting familiar with people and neighbors around , i kuku like gossip before, so i went to places like saloons where all the gist happens , lol . buy things from local traders around and in less than 2 weeks i was everybody's customer and all the Aboki's in my neighborhood sutaat (sweetheart) , they changed my name from Vera to zara to Dora hahahahahahha..


There was a woman who i buy something from frequently and she is always full of smiles when she sees me haaa haaa my customer she fondly calls me , let me call her mama Ada, she was cool , calm and had innocent face.


One fateful day i was home off work , it was towards evening and fight broke out, i wont say fight per say i would say beating lol, my room was on the 3rd floor and i rushed down to see what was happening, mama Ada was holding a cane and flogging her husband , As in she dey beat am like baby, in her hand was a polythene bag .


Mama Ada - ''oya take this thing now , she knack am the cane for head

Papa Ada: aiiiiyoo aiiyooo cries out in pain.

Neighbors were passing and minding their business and made it seem like it was a normal thing .

Mama Ada; dont let me see you in this house today she said sternly and went into their room , she no kuku send us or look person face


Well i didn't know what was happening so i inquired from one of the neighbors, na so that one download gist gimme , she said that papa Ada was the wife and mama Ada was the husband ..

Papa Ada was the one who does all the house chores from taking the wife's goods to where she sells , to cleaning the house and down to cooking , the reason why she was beating him that evening was because he made rice, E be like the rice na all those mash mash gum - gum rice the thing come soak water , when the woman realized this she packed it in a polythene bag and flogged him to return the bad rice to where he bought it (hhahahahaa) choi:

The lady said that's the way she beats her husband all the time both publicly and privately , she said it was Juju , that the man is very scared of his wife ..

Everybody seems to think she is a bad woman , but what if she is not, what if the husband had done something that warranted all these ill treatment?
When i asked the lady , she said E no mean say make she dey beat her husband.


I woke up as early as 6am to beat the traffic to work the next morning , lying outside on the bare floor was papa Ada , yes you guessed right .. She locked him out .. Lol ..

Na so the tory take go , till i show una way another time .. It's bye for now .


Mamannuku of Sdk blog .





Mama Ada dey abuse the husband and its normal if nah the man touch the woman now, dem go use phone record the scene and photos of her even lying down outside will be sent to online platforms to fight for Justice for her..

Funny but sad story.....Poor Papa Ada.







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JULIANAS OPINION
CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS



I sometimes see people walking around with dirt patches and rings on their body especially the ear area, inner elbow, neck and back of the knee, not to even talk about the heel and feet area. These patches are caused due to improper bathing of the skin, some people do not seem to know that every part of the outer body deserves a proper scrub while bathing.


Therefore I am going to give a run down on how to properly wash your skin to avoid odour and skin irritation. First off pour water on your body to soften the dirt on the skin for easy wash off. Put a considerable amount of soap on your sponge or bathe cloth that will make it foamy, start from your head (face for women that make their hair) to bathe, for those that do not use sponge on their face get a face towel that you will use to wash your face only. Some of those acne are cause by dirt (makeup) that weren't properly washed off, washing your face with only soap and water is a no.



When you are done washing your face without forgetting to wash the ridges of your nose wash your ears, take your time to wash all the crevice in the ear and behind it then rinse off the foam immediately to avoid it drying up and sticking to the skin. Move down to your neck from there to your shoulder scrub without inflicting pain, now wash the length and breath of your arm including your fingers and fingernails, scrub your armpits thoroughly, remember to rinse off the foam as you bathe, don't wait till you are done soaping your whole body before rinsing.


Scrub your chest, breast area, your back and stomach, don't forget to thoroughly wash your navel, if ignored will become dirty and smelly. Now to your lower member, for women wash your private area with sponge o yes I said sponge and soap. Everything outside the body is meant to be washed including your pubic area and the labia minora (the two inner fold of the vulva) as you wash you rinse. The only thing that is self cleansing and shouldn't be washed down their is your vagina which is inside. For men wash your penis and scrotum very well to avoid bad odour, your buttocks should be washed too and you guys should not forget one of the most neglected body part while bathing which is the slit in your butt check. Someone said he felt it was gay to wash the mouth of the anal hole, haha no my dear it is only proper to wash it well so that the leftovers from you using the toilet will not make that area smelly.



We never bath finish oo, after washing the center of attraction please wash you sponge and continue or you can be like our tante Stella and have different sponge for different body parts. Abeg wash your thighs both the inner and outer part, wash your knees front and back while at it wash your legs too including your ankle, heel, toes and under feet. Wow it took so long to bath this time around, it's okay your body will thank you.

Happy new month, cleanliness is next to godliness.





Those people that have their bath without washing all the necessary areas, how do they sleep at night? I don't get it at all!

Wait, it just occurred to me that some people might live in areas where there is no water and they have to use water measured into small buckets to have their bath.......

If you are on this Table, there is no excuse, go and buy water and have a thorough bath...

Juie baby thanks for this Educative post...LOL

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Searching for a female flat mate who wants to reside in Yaba, Lagos in a two bedroom flat.
The person can reach out to me via this phone number - 08064337529.

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