Saturday LAUGHS

 

*”Trouble Dey Sleep Nyanga Go Wake Am".*


An American lawyer and a (Nigerian) *Igboman* are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put almost anything over them easily, so the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.


The Igboman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.


The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $50; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," he says.


The mention of “money” and the “ratio of 1 to 10” ignites the Igboman’s interest and he agrees to play the game.


The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"


The Igboman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.


Now, it's his turn. He asks the American lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"


The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Igboman and hands him $500.


The Igboman quietly pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.


He wakes the Igboman up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"


The nwanna reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 and goes back to sleep. Ike okwu adighi ya ...