MONDAY IHN

 Hailings............

IJEOMAS GIST CORNER
THE BLACK VAL 

A morning after the St. Val celebration, we heard loud noises of motorbikes and people singing war songs entering the community. Quickly, everyone got up, women started packing (in case o), the men reached for their weapons and waited.

Immediately, the angry mob drove to a yard and burned down the houses while the occupants fled . The youths came out in anger trying to fight back.......How can you enter a community and burn down houses without fear, who does that?.

 Already some women had ran away through the back doors to the neighbouring villages leaving the men behind. Their leader apologized for not taking permission before carrying out their action.

 Oga why did you razed down a whole compound?

 na there them talk wetin carry them cone. 

There's this notorious cultist/robber who's been terrorizing the entire villa and the neighbouring towns, people avoided him like a plague cos he's the chief priest's son( nobody wan enter wahala with shrine pikin na). 

According to the angry mob, he killed their brother who was on his way to groove Valentine with his babe. Ghen ghen , but how did they even know it was him that murdered their bro?( by then the suspect, Nkoto by name had fled). 

It was the deceased babe that brought the sad news to them, according to her, Nkoto robbed them of their money before pulling the trigger. Before he killed the guy, he disclosed that it was a family member that contracted him to do the job because the deceased was doing better in business ( household enemies, fear them). 

The girl ran home and narrated what happened, that's when they drove to Nkoto's yard and razed down every single building. Villagers sef were weak, they couldn't fight back again. Nkoto's father who's always supported his son's evil doings ran away( can imagine where chief priest is running, abi did he disappear?), looks like their power failed them this time. 

After some months Nkoto came back to villa with swag thinking his evil deeds had been forgotten, na so villagers 'capiture am' and handed him over to the police after giving him serious beating.

 Weeks later his father/backbone died, e be like sey their shrine sef no support their evil doings. Uncle has been chilling in cell since then, but up till now refused to mention the name of the 'family member' that contracted him to murder the innocent young man. 

Some people said he's under an oath not to reveal. Now he's suffering alone with no hopes of getting out soon while his contractor is living freely. Fear some family members sha. 

Village women sef, anytime there's small trouble they'll grab their box of wrappers as if their life depends on it, nothing else matters.

Hmmmm na wah!!!..what a sad story.

I wonder who contracted him to do the Job.

Lol @village women and their box of wrappers.....I am sure you mean that iron box right? My mum used to have it and i think its still somewhere...

Do they still sell that box?







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FROM SUNDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

Hmmmmmm....

Please contact me if you are still alive. if not please rest in peace. I pray that God forgives you and accepts your soul.. A lot of people are suicidal with all these covid 19 restrictions and it is so terrible..

Please talk to someone if you feel suicidal instead of killing yourself.

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SHOCKING SOMETHING

Abeg look for a way to inform the man, if he is already infected and has a side chic? and hen the side chic has a boyfriend who also has a girlfriend? This is how diseases spread....please look for an anonymous way to inform the man....

She is definitely a wicked woman if she is taking her drugs and keeping it secret.

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HAPPINESS CORNER 

My Helper Ohhh.

When I was growing up, there was no time that we didn't have someone or people living with us as helps, but the irony of it is that my mother, (side eyes to her), will make sure I do most of the work, cooking and, so I was always wondering what these people were doing in our house. And my mom will claim that she cannot stand by and watch me be useless, while she trains other people's children.

So, I was always promising myself that when I grow up, my help will do her work, my daughter will learn from her ,so she won't be useless (which one is daughter doing house help work). The Nollywood movies then did not help matters, they always had this madam, with house help(s), at their beck and call, so my dream intensified, till I got some rude shock.

One of our help showed us shege, if not that I was strong willed and knew my way around the kitchen ehnn, she would have starved me and my siblings and gotten away with various atrocities, which includes bathing my younger ones with hot water, that she didn't dilute, taking the food she cooked, or the best part to her boyfriend, carrying our last born to her boyfriend's house, without feeding and leave him outside with any random person she sees, while she is inside having a blast, and so on, and so forth. I had to on my own, take over all these activities and begged my mom to either replace her or take my brother to daycare.

I thought that was a bad house help, until my friend in the University told me a story of what a house help did. According to her, their newly married neighbour had a baby girl, and her husband relative (a boy) was brought to help her.

 This baby was always sick, but doctors didn't know what was wrong with her, until the mom came back unexpectedly one day, and her baby was with the young guy inside his room, and the guy was sweating and acting nervous, like suspicious, so she quickly grabbed her baby, thinking that this guy has penetrated her baby, she looked the baby over, touched her bumbum, but the baby didn't cry out in pain, but she noticed that her mouth was closed, she quickly took her child to the hospital, and the doctor examined the child all over, opened her mouth and saw whitish substance, he smelt it and to cut the long story short, told the mother, that her baby had sperm in her mouth.

 So they interrogated the guy, and it turns out that he had been abusing the baby via her mouth and ejaculating inside her mouth, so the baby had been on a steady diet of sperm, hence the continuous illness. In fact that day in our hostel, was about horrible stories and stories about house help experiences.

People of God, the fear of house helps fell on me, and I decided there and then, no house help for me, and if I have to have them, no live in, they will come and go.

The kind of things that these so called helpers do ehnn, ewuu Chim!!!

There was one Oga of the house who was sleeping with one from Cotonu, and she refused all gifts, but kept supplying him with free "something" with various styles, and according to the narrator, her pubic hair was plaited with beads, and the man thought he has seen mumu girl that knows nothing about "money for hand back for ground", but still fulfilled his fantasies, without him spending money.

Until one day, the help told him that she wanted to go back and she needed 2 million from him, and Oga gave her 200k ,that that is what she is worth, "a dirty house girl" like her demanding for that kind of money, nonsense. She threatened him, but he said if she tells the wife, he will beg her (wife) , citing temptation and weak moment. The girl laughed and told him that he should wait and see.

A week later, the wife was called from work by neighbours, to quickly come home, that they have been hearing a baby screaming in agony, and they have been banging the door since, no one is answering. The wife got home, and they discovered that the house help had put the baby inside a tub of hot water, packed her bags and disappeared. 

Police investigation brought out the reason she did it.
You think that my heading is about that church song? Sorry oh, it's my helper oh, has turned to my killer oh.
May God help all of us.





Why are there so many stories about house helps abusing Children they are hired to take care of?....na wah oh.

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