Friday In House News

 Hailings oh...

Happy Friday!!

BLOG VISITOR WHAT ELSE BITCH TATTOOS SDK ON HIS HAND

BV WEB don tattoo my name for em hand but i no go give am anything eeeeh....hahahhahahahahaahha

Thanks a lot for this bitch, I feel honored kinda.

Please note that ''What else bitch' is an old ID, I don't remember his new ID...LOL

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NEIGBHOURHOOD GIST 1

Stella let me gist you what happened in my neighborhood.


So this my neighbor is based outside the country but his family is here, they moved into this area recently.


Right from when they moved in, the wife always complained she doesn’t like our area, she wants to move to somewhere more cozy. Actually my area is very cool o, but she just does not like the place.


The husband travelled back after the lockdown and did not come home for Christmas. Early this year, the wife moved out with her kids without the husband’s permission.


The husband came back after someone called him and told him what the wife has done.


The tatafos in my area said it’s because she made so much money this Christmas in her Online makeup business , she decided to call the husband’s bluff and move out with her kids.


Her husband has insisted on retaining their former house, I wonder who will live there when he goes back to the country he is based. A very big house for that matter.


She even changed the children to a much more expensive school than the one they used to attend in-fact she is living la vida loca right now...marriages these days na waaaaa ooo




Na wah oh.

 

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 NEIGHBORHOOD GIST 2

Let me start by telling you about my street, it's a very private street, mostly occupied by landlords, few tenants, 98% of houses around here are fenced with gate, so most of us has our shops outside our gates, while some others have lockup shops built in their building, okay we move....

There's this woman who is well known to be fetish, very young woman ooo, she can put something in her mouth, approach you and the next minute you are at your bank withdrawing every dime you own to give her, and yes she is a landlady.

 she is linked to every gossip, crime in this neighborhood including that lady that duped me and some other people, the fear of confessing that madam was involved made her almost take her life and until now she can't still explain how it all happened.

This woman will be going from shop to shop checking to see if anyone is selling the same thing she's selling (provisions, drinks and water), and once she catch you selling the same thing, she will warn you to stop or "that she will take her market back", and if you stubbornly refuse to stop, in less than one month, the person shop go close, capital will disappear and strange flies go come de pursue you for shop..

So recently, there's this young lady, she should be in her 30's, she started selling almost everything she's selling, but on wholesales, but when she found out that sales is very slow in my street, she decided to go into retailing, as usual, Mama came and warned her to close the shop or she will take her market back, after the threat, knowing who she is, the lady contacted her Mom, her mother called my street Mama, who should be like 40 or 43 even though she looks 80 because of the mess bleaching cream made on her skin, she called her and told her that the battle line has been drawn...

 November last year, she disappeared from the street, her daughter claimed she traveled home to rest small, whereas Mama dey hospital.

 She was there till December 30th, she came back and resorted to home massage, they had to open up that from her back down to her toes are dead, Ijaw people started massaging her, now she can stand and has been learning to walk again, but the problem now is that the Ijaw woman say she no de do again, because Mama keeps dying and waking up, the woman said that the charms in her body is too much and it has been tough treating her, that the person that has vowed to kill her and eat her flesh has been coming after her for treating her, she said she's looking for her money to balance her back because she no wan do again... 

Me I want to run because this street is way too small for the kind of things that is happening inside, the other day one person drank Dettol yet she no die, for this street, them de gift people stroke like birthday present.... 

I don tire, walaii, two days ago, Mama died and woke twice in one day, like who does that??? Wooo me I have tire ooo



This kind of street na wah

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TEEJAYS CORNER

That night, i was in bed relaxing when I heard a knock on the door. I answered "yes, who is it?"

If my memory serves me right, I think it was around some minutes past 8pm and I was alone at home.

I got up, before I could get to the door, I heard a bang, booooom!!! The door opened. Immediately, a touch light flashed on my face. "Who goes that man?" One of them echoed. On their hands were axe and a gun. They were four in numbers. Two came in and the other two were outside as a cover for the ones inside.

Shivering, I didn't know when I greeted them "Good Evening Sir."


The one who seems to be the commander gave me a hot slap saying I should identify myself. The more they used the cult slangs, I pretended I didn't understand what they were saying and was responding in my dialect just to make them believe I don't belong to the system. The one with the axe said, "This one na 48 oooh"(a slang describing one who's not a system man)

They asked after the guy whose house I am staying. I told them I haven't seen him for some days. I was given two bullets to drop for him as a message they were here. They left but before they do, one of them turned back and said to me, "You fit no dey lucky next time. No die for another man wahala."

I couldn't sleep that night. In the morning my phone rang. The guy whose house I am staying was the one on the phone. He had gotten information of what happened and had called to know if I am okay. I delivered the message to him and told him I will be leaving that morning. He told me not to panic, that things will be sorted out once he's back. I didn't know he's a cultist until that night. What if those guys had pull the trigger on me? At such time, anyone in that room is a suspect and could have been killed.


I refused to be tricked with a sensitive matter as such by staying behind. I took my bath, picked up my bags and few items. Before noon I was in my uncle's house. I narrated all that had happened to him. I was received and shown a room in his flat to stay with his children. I stayed there for a year before finally getting a better accommodation.

All I can say now is that, God has always been there for me. He saved me all the time I could have been harmed.

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOW, thank God for your life Teejay.

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