The other day we discussed about the Cucumber and men....
Today we will talk about the women and the depth of how it feels.
Do men really bother about how deep or wide a woman is? I mean does it really matter? Must it be really tight or must it be really loose to get a man Interested?
Are you a man who thinks she must have slept around because she is not tight and very wide?
Are you a lady suffering from slacked muscles and you have been having nightmares trying to find your elasticity?
Please lets discuss this topic with referring to that part with its English name.. Lets use the pidgin name so that this post will be become what it should not be *wink*
One guy told me that he broke up with his girlfriend because she gradually became 'New York New York' (New York is a city so large, it was named twice and if a woman is referred to as New York New York she is twice as wide)
PSA: A woman might not be “tight” to you if your peen is small. So if you have a small penis, skip this post. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDo men really bother about how deep or wide a woman is? NO
DeleteI mean does it really matter? Must it be really tight or must it be really loose to get a man Interested? Must be tight ooo, the tighter the sweeter
You can't resist supporting the women folks despite knowing many of them have wide Pussies?
DeleteGosh. Una like men bashing but go defensive when it's the opportunity for men to bash women.
Funny how many men don't do this as much as you women do
Are you a man who thinks she must have slept around because she is not tight and very wide? NO..Depend on the woman body, some is because of the diff dick...
DeleteLol
DeleteNa dem, sdk never even post finish dey know they all guilty, na dem, small peen kee you there
DeleteNEW YORK,NEW YORK
DeleteDifferent strokes for different people
DeleteI know a man who said he doesn't like tight pussy because it makes him cum quick. It will now look as if he is a one minute man but with loose pussy, he will pound for longer period
I have never ever in my life bothered about a lady's depth. If l get married, whatever comes with the package, l am okay with it. Besides the depth of an average Vagina is 3.7 inches and an average penis of 5 to 6 inches should be able to satisfy any woman. Any woman wey chop 6 inches and is not satisfied should go look for a horse!
ReplyDelete🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
Wow, really??
Deletesex doctor eesah...you are doing well..educate us more
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂
Delete@ EESAH (Akhi Next Door) Taaaaaa Gbafuo there lol..liAR!!Haha
DeleteA wide or loose FANI changes the whole sexual experience, and TRUST ME, women know that and worry about it as well.
We however understand that it's common for women to develop 'loose vagina syndrome' especially if they've had kids.
Although I adore a woman whose juices flowed copiously during oral sex, I however prefer the FANI, TIGHT, HAIRLESS and UNCIRCUMSCISED. But if her FANI is loose by reason of childbirth or nature, provided that I LOVE HER and have a good relationship with her, I wouldn't be bothered. Our RELATIONSHIP will have a much greater impact on our sexual enjoyment.
And I want to believe that THIS will be the case if I'm in her situation.
We can't all have it all, you know.
El Hadj Eesah, anokumu llah, you are doing well, i sight una, and chief rockstar, thought you were lbgtq loving. you suppose like am tighter na
Deleteguys have problem another said I am too tight. so many issues for human beings
ReplyDeleteYou might want to get that checked out as it might be vaginismus.
DeleteGetting Pap smears were horrifying and I thought it was because I was yet to have intercourse but my gyn told me that if the pain was really severe, I might have a problem. Turned out I had a form of vaginismus.
It’s treatable sha.
pls how is vaginismus treated
DeleteMy own was psychological, I lost several relationships as I couldn't deal with penetration, though I wanted to. It was so bad that I can't even tell exactly when I got disvirgined as I never went through with the sex.
DeleteJust being in a secure, loving relationship with someone that understands and is willing to be patient with you will do the trick. Learn to calm down and relax, you might not enjoy it for a while but eventually you will start enjoying it. All the best.
When everything becomes too wide, too deep, too big then one has to complain. Judt try and make it moderate at all times.
ReplyDeleteThis life no balance at all.
Let me get my coke, mayonnaise and bread ready.. Brb
ReplyDeleteDANTE , Please come and tell us that story you said yesterday that you reserved for this kind topic.
ReplyDeleteLol..
DeleteI'm having a busy day.. but would try to drop like 2 stories real quick..
See ehn, what I have noticed with guys who jam borehole kpekus is that they always can't seem to believe it, they're always speechless after,. E dey always shock them Lol.. me used to think no matter the looseness, there's a program (style) you'll give her that you'll feel the grip of her P, until I met one that all my fist loss inside just during finger-fuckin, omo, I had to forget about going further than that.. my whole hand was inside, I was touching something inside, as far as I was concerned, na her intestine, cos the whole hand don loss finish enter belle.. she was now making a funny sound while I was touching the 'intestine'.. my mind no even dey the matter again, cos I dey fear say any wrong pulling now na death Lol, I was just keeping up appearances so as not to make her feel bad as per affecting her self esteem.. that's my only personal experience.. with others, various factors might be the issue, like maybe she's too wet, or the style you're giving makes it seem that way..
Now to the 2 stories Lol..
1.
DeleteMy gee who lived close to me back in school. Let's call him Vee. Vee came back one weekend from town, and was gisting me of one madass girl with bad hips he met that weekend, he was like "bro, if you see this smallie ass ehn.. na die oh.. she don even dey feel me as I don sharply give am small trip before I leave town, she don promise to visit me next weekend".. through out that week, I no rest, vee kept making sure his game doesn't cut, he was following up judiciously and giving me update on the parole..
Weekend came, I was with him in his apartment make me sef use my eye confirm the 'asset'.. babe show for evening.. True mahn, the smallie carry am.. heavy duty.. my gee was just overjoyed, talking big and all.. as per enjoyment don land finally.. I excused them and went back to my house.. not up to 1 hour later, my gee ping me on my blackberry to show.. I was like, wetin sup.. babe don move or you no run show again.. all he said was that I should just come so we would excort her to the estate gate and put her safe in a bus to go.. it was already late tho, if you school in a school like mine where shooting na normal daily levels, you'll understand he needed me so we can move together. Anyway, I arrived at his place, my gee was just so quiet, the babe was just all over me, calling me fine boy and shii, telling my gee she'll leave him and marry me, me sef was saying in my mind that "e no go bad oh", Lol but no be all those ones dey do my guy.. he no even talk anything, his eyes was distant like he's lost in thought.. all through when we accompany the smallie to put her in bus, my gee didn't say a word, I was the one gisting with the babe, she held my hand, my gee was walking behind us.. whenever I look back, I'll notice my gee shaking his head in pity.. hmmm.. I know way I go hear story that night..
so we put her in business and was heading back home, still walking in the high way inside the estate-
Me: vee wetin sup.. she no do well?
Vee: *shaking his head again* moves to a side of the road a spits into the bush..
Me: vee, wetin happen.. I no dey understand this your levels again oh
Vee: *pull his three quarters short down and brings out his dick* Hommie, shey I no get preek?
Me: baba wetin be all this one, we know say you na monster dick.. why you dey show me preek nii..
Vee: hommie,na babe na ocean.. as I say make i rush one immediately as you commot, na so I pull off her trousers without taking of her top, as I no fit wait to possess the ass, hommie I NO FEEL ANYTHING..
Me: ehn!
Vee: bro,I say I no feel anything at all.. my dick just dey play for air, she come dey deceive herself dey moan loudly.. omo my dick begin lose erection as e no dey feel grip.. I just sit up back for bed wear my boxer..
Me: 😃😃😃
Vee: brother, next thing the babe begin cry oh, say if no be for her last boyfriend weh force himself on am, say I for meet am virgin, say Shey I no notice say she no dey lose like other girls😃😃.. I just pretend like say I not hear the question, na then I come ping you make you show as the matter don pass my power..
My gee had to come sleep over at my place to find solace as he needed someone to keep encouraging him that life is a mystery and he isn't to be blamed for his latest discovery😄😄..
The babe kept calling all night asking my gee what the problem was, as if she didn't know.. after much disturbance that night, my gee told her that her P is too wide and he didn't feel anything that she should do something about.. just a normal good advice oh Lol.. na him the babe vex cut call, only to send him a stinker message early in the morning, insulting my gee and calling him all the evil names in the world, said it's my gees dick that is too small and my gee isn't a man like his mate😃😃😃.. we just laughed about it cos we knew where the problem is from.. the girl's name became Ocean in our circle
Same way e shock you, na so e shock us too, wetin we for do, we can’t sew it to fit, na to manage am like dat, yet dem say we are scum
DeleteCan’t stop laughing, chaiii, Dante, you is wicked
DeleteI know Dante is a fine boy after all, na why dem dey rush you, lol, no mind dat babe, na so all of dem be
Delete2.
DeleteSo I was staying on the island at a distant cousin place.. this cousin was still a bachelor then. You know how such home are now, 4 bedroom beautiful comfortable home with money to throw around, guys bringing their girls over to come run their P there and all.. so there was this guy, lets call him Teejay, he kind of just moved in and was staying with us too, he was this my distant cousin friend.. omo Teejay carry monster merge under him boxers.. he doesn't wear one boxers, he'll first wear those tight pant brief to package his tool well, then wear a normal boxers Ontop before wearing his trousers.. Girls suffer for him hand, especially all those hungry greedy babes, you know all those babes now, that when you're inviting over, they'll use that opportunity to start making demands, when they make demands he doesn't get angry, he agrees and honestly tries to follow through to a reasonable extent, cos he knows those girls would pay dearly for whatever they get.. any day he brings a lady over, na crying things oh.. babe go dey cry dey shout from room say she don die, she no do again, say her womb don scatter 😄😄.. Heard a girl has passed out before and he had to take her to the bath tub, pour her water to revive her, calm her pussy down with ice for over heating 😄😄(cos before she fainted she was screaming that her P was on fire), then chairman continued with his fuckin Lol.. no girl that has come once come again.. the size of his D has been the major reason for all the break up of his past relationship..
Until one day..
TeeJay brought home one smallie.. when we saw the girl, we were pitying her.. we were even angry that why would want to destroy the 'future' of that small babe, abi him no get sister nii.. that it's a very wicked act and we won't encourage it.. we were like when the girl leaves, we would warn him not to bring any smallie to that house again before he kill someone daughter in the house and put us in trouble.. cos even the old corns he brings, na cry dem dey cry go house..
Omo, these people enter room,, for the first time we didn't hear any shouting and crying.. we were beginning to doubt if anything was going down until after almost an hour, Teejay came out, looking very dejected, calm and quiet😃😃.. the smallie also came out, and he saw her off to get a cab..
Teejay came back later, still very quiet and not talking.. we started to ask him what happened, if he didn't hit and all.. he just kept quiet.. then he stood up and signaled to us to follow him.. Lol.. we followed him outside, just beside the gate, there was this moulded block just by one side, HE PICKED UP A SMALL STONE FROM THE GROUND AND DROPPED IT INTO THE WIDE HOLE OF THE MOULDED BLOCK.. I replied in shock- THAT SMALLIE??! He just nodded his head in affirmative.. we all just shook our heads in pity and quietly moved back into the house to drink on it Lol..
I learnt 2 things from the both experiences-
1. Guys always get shock and become very quiet when them jam borehole
2. Fear smallies😄😄
Till we meet again..
So CHIKE TEFLON, there you have it Lol
This Dante right here is the real McCoy, guy’s a legend, trust me, no wonder girls here don’t like him, this man right here say it as it is, bros, I doff my hat for you, remain blessed, no mind dem, just do your own thing, nothing do you
DeleteLmao
DeleteDANTE my Gee, I always like reading your comment.
Sir Dontos Dante of househ8women you are funny o! I am having period pains but your post made me laugh hysterically! naijas are so dramatic, see the drama even in your write up;
DeleteVee: *shaking his head again*...*pull his three quarters short down and brings out his dick* Hommie, shey I no get preek?
bwahahahalolololol
Hmmm... I’m on this table. It used to be war for my ex to make love to me. It was so difficult to get into me... we would try and try... one time I was closed up he couldn’t even pass through. It got me really worried. In fact the time we made love, he was like “why didn’t you tell me you’re a virgin”. I was looked at him confused 😀.
ReplyDeleteI asked my mum about it and she told me she’s also right down there even after 3 kids. Though I’ve been celibate for a while now, yesterday I tried to slide my finger in there but couldn’t so I just left it😌.
So guys been loose or tight isn’t because a woman is sleeping around. Some women are just tight even if they give birth to a dozen children.
You asked your mom????
DeleteExcuse my typos * I looked, also tight
DeleteCastle, some women prefer to ask their mums such questions rather than ask their friends, my daughters inclusive
DeleteLol castle o. Her mom might be someone like my mom. We discuss everything
DeleteYes she asked her mum, because they are probably very close. Anything wrong with that?
DeleteOlive K, no be fight ma.
DeleteI was only surprised she could ask her mom.
Mawumi, I'm just wondering how she asked. Was it like " my boyfriend couldn't..." or how?
Thanks anon, I'd want my daughter to be very open to me too.
I'm also very close to my mom. She's my best friend, but to talk sex matter, never o, abeg.
DeleteLol. It's simple. For me, I can tell my mum, oh! Mum, I noticed something like this, what do you think about it? My mum is my bestie o.
DeleteI think the day women look at themselves in the mirror and tell themselves what they actually see is the day the world will start getting better
DeleteAnonymous 13:48,
DeleteIf you cannot insert a finger, how do you wash yourself properly?
No one knows you here, so why lie to this extent?
Doctors say, "do not wash your vagina with soap or douche"...they never said do not wash with just clean water.
Even during and after your period, you do not use a finger to clean up?!
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Why do you keep inserting your finger? Vagina is self cleansing. You only need to wash the outside.
DeleteNa wao.
SMH, you actually put your fingers in there? What are you looking for? Now I'm really SMH!🙄🙄
DeleteYes Anon is correct... it is advised to not douch the inside with soap or vagina washes. But you put your fingers inside for a myriad of reasons. Washing, checking your secretions, being familiar with your body, monitoring your period etc
DeleteThis is the reason why some women don’t know that they don’t pee from their vagina, not being familiar with their bodies
Afterall, you’ll ask man to finger you. Doctor and nurse sef will chook hand inside when you want to born. And y’all now want to say it’s a taboo to put your own finger inside, because you learnt ‘vagina is self cleansing’
DeletePlease read to understand. We aren’t saying it’s a taboo to put a hand there, you don’t need to put your hand there to wash it. Please read more online.
DeleteBelow is what I got just from checking for a few seconds:
“You should never wash or douche the inside of your vagina, even with water. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ. The vaginal fluids do a good enough job of cleaning on their own”.
Washing your vagina even with water can alter the ph balance. You risk a serious infection. You wash the vulva which is the outer area and not the vagina.
The fact that you allow a guy to put his hands it tongue in, doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do. There are risks of HPV and even cancer for both the guy and woman. People just ignore it.
Please read more and learn more.
Ada bekee, you are not supposed to wash inside your vagina at all. It’s self washing.
DeletePeople didn’t say not to put her hand to check for lumps etc periodically, do not put your hand because you want to wash it. Secretions will always get to the surface and the other area. You’re not a medical professional that you need to be looking inside for secretions.
Why would someone put their hand in to check for period that will still come out?
Na wao.
SMH... I used to be very tight until I had my second child. Sex was very painful because I was too tight . It was like every time I had sex someone was tearing me with razor blade .. it didn’t get better after I had my first child . I googled and the condition was similar to vaginismus. My delivery was too traumatic as I didn’t like anything going in there . Not even tampons . I can’t insert a finger until now. I don’t watch inside my vagina because I am not used to things going in there all the time ... ask me how I cope as a married woman.... well I am lucky I married a man who works out our home . He works on 8weeks rotation and he’s not the sex type.. maybe 4 the 8 weeks he’s home we can have sex roughly 3 times and No he’s not complaining. We are both good this way .. Nothing is wrong with us’ I am just lucky to be married to a man who share same experiences sex ideas with me .
DeleteWhen you truly love someone. Wide or tight. You will enjoy it because of who the person is to you.
ReplyDeleteI hope you also had the same opinion about big or small kinikan two days ago?
DeleteEl oh el!
DeleteBut you didn't speak this grammar to ladies when it had to do with small cucumber. Who are 'we' deceiving? No make me call you scam,zaram!
Story
DeleteStory zaram! Walkman battery Dey tire person. The guy go just they fire go for im mind and e go dey think say e Dey last long, na becos e no Dey touch anything. Small prick Na for anus ppl abeg
DeleteHaha! I laugh in cryptocurrency.🙄
DeleteAt times na body o.. but abeg make una stop six packs mata o.. we no fit.. we .... Am....
ReplyDeleteI grip all the way. It doesn’t matter the size of your Goolagong. My toto will just wrap you like wrapper and squeeze you die. . I always exercise my toto muscles everyday. Kegel it works. And when you’re fucking pls grip your muscles together it’s not hard.
ReplyDeleteYimu
DeleteShe's absolutely right..learn to use your muscle I do that all the time
DeleteWill come back to read comments
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with any of them...
ReplyDeleteToo deep : Get you a mandingo 🍆
Too wide : Get yo fingers in too while he boinks.
Too tight : Get thoroughly aroused first before doing the do and make sure there's always a lubricant on hand.
Pls no shaming because every woman comes with a different body type and anatomy, just find what works for yours.
But you didn't say this same 'no shaming' when mens dick was being discussed and women were comparing some mens dick to torchlight battery.
DeleteMany women have wide Pussies. I've been with enough of them to know.
Most men don't just come online to shame women who have wide Pussy coz we don't derive any pleasure in that.
Bro, I missed that post. I'm on y'all side cos me I like dem petite Ds. Don't mind these women. 😁😁
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DeleteGuys pls flood this place with comments o .no disappoint o .let me go n get my chilled youghurt with remaining pizza
ReplyDeleteOver to the MEN...😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 As for me, im still a virgin🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
ReplyDeleteAnd pls, this is not the time for everybody and their grandma to tell us they all tight down there. 😏
ReplyDeleteDon't mind them. Allow the men answer their q' mba! Ayam this,ayam that..odiegwu! Na who we go ask?
DeleteHahahahaha as if we care.
DeleteShantelle, they overkilling it already. 😩
DeleteDestiny etiko toto no sweet
ReplyDeleteEwu gambia
DeleteI love them tight!!!
ReplyDeletetight is bae... wide is konga (well). choose ye this day what you want.. if you like fall inside well, na drown you go drown o.
ReplyDeleteMine is so tight even after two kids. Maintenance is key, its not really about how many rods have gone inside before.some ladies dont know how to take good care of themselves.although bodies differs.
ReplyDeletePardon me, but how TF are women supposed to “maintain” their vaginas ffs? Women don suffer sha.
DeleteYou are lucky that your vag snapped back after childbirth, it’s genetic and you’re amongst the lucky few.
Some women aren’t as lucky and honestly it’s extremely tone deaf for you to somehow blame them for their vaginas not going back to the status quo.
Extremely insensitive, thank you Snarker.
DeletePretty sure you are not doing anything exceptional with your maintenance anon, your body is just that way.
Which vagina snaps back after birth? Who told all of you that or you all just like making yourselves feel good? A place you know what normally enters before and you use your koro koro eyes see what came out, no matter how the nurse stitches you up,kegel and all, it’s elastic and childbirth stretches. Know this and know peace, why would a real man tell you it’s wide, when you definitely know better, did anyone teach you the art of seduction, same way you know whether it’s tight or not, same way women fakes orgasm, same way man tells you wow it’s tight, but you definitely know better, maintenance won’t make it tighter, maybe cleaner and not smelling because after some pounding, it’s elastic and has to stretch to accommodate the pounder, so it definitely takes the size of the last pounder, just like if you wear your pant newly, after some time, it fits your size, but if someone fatter wears it, it stretches to accommodate that bigger size, but a man does not necessarily worry about that, he knows you are not his first, and just like the pant, it takes the size of the last pounder. and if man decides to marry you, he knows fully well what he is getting himself into, more so, after a lady gives birth with all what she went through that nine months, the last worry on your mind is her toto size, you worry about more pressing things, a man can say its wide to get even, just like women say small dick, even if you are wide or not, forget kegel, it’s the sex positioning that makes you enjoy sex and not how wide or one kegel you all use to make yourself feel good, abeg I tire for all of una
DeleteWahala, kegel works sha, at least it worked for me, after 2 vaginal births, I am still tight down there. Evry woman I feel should continuously do kegel
DeleteSee i learnt that women with small lips tend to have tight vagina. And I fall under that category. No matter the size at the point of entry it is always tight. Hàaa when i was in the world, my guy moans like a goat anytime he is entering. He will be like "baby that place is so tight how come"...
ReplyDeleteMoans like a wha?lmaoooooo! phoenix why?
DeleteLmao! But what does he mean by “how come”?
DeleteHun?
DeleteI beg to disagree. We with wide pink mouth nko? We tight jor.
🤣🤣🤣 Ibidokwala ozo?
DeleteYimu, Everyone is coming to claim tightness, even after 10kids
DeleteI continue to yimu at you
Delete😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂like a goat
DeleteYvonne *me looking at you*
DeleteYimu!
Yimms de muuu
DeleteFor some people, loose xxxx is a genetic disorder.
ReplyDeleteI have Elhers Danlos syndrome and I have hyper mobility of the joints and very stretchy skin. People with this disorder have defective collagen and elastin, which means your joints, skin and connective tissues are loose. We are prone to pelvic floor damage as well.
I didn’t bleed the first time I had sex and my then boyfriend went round telling people I was loose. I dated another guy after that and he said the same thing.
After that, I didn’t have sex for 7 years because I was scared of being judged.
It wasn’t until I met my husband and got pregnant that I knew what was wrong with me. He was big so he didn’t really notice, even though I told him. It was my gynaecologist that told me I had the disorder. They were so careful with me during pregnancy because they said people with it are prone to giving birth prematurely and fast labour because our defective elastin meant the baby isn’t hold as tightly in the body and dilation for us is fast.
I didn’t even know I was in labour before I gave birth. Both my baby and the water came out together. Same thing happened during my 3 pregnancies. No pushing at all.
After my pregnancy, it got even worse and was so big that I could only have sex with my legs closed and you could put your whole fist in.
I ended up having pelvic floor and vagina repair after having kids and it’s smaller now. Could probably fit a finger at first, but now it’s adjusted to my husband’s size. Cost us £3800 and it took 6 weeks to heal.
You can read up on the disease online and other connective tissue disorders that lead to loose xxxx. It’s chronic degenerative disease that never gets better.
Before you make fun of someone for being loose, first of all make sure you know it’s not because of a connective tissue disorder.
I only slept with 2 guys before I met my husband. First guy was only once and I only dated the second guy for 3 months.
Sorry for the typos. It’s supposed to be ehlers danlos syndrome.
DeleteVery informative
DeleteBig hugs, sis. 🤗🤗
DeleteI'm glad you got it corrected but at the same time, feel for women going through this but have no idea what caused it or how to deal. 🥺
Thanks for this
DeleteWow I’ve never heard of this disorder before and I’m sorry you had the misfortune of meeting those infantile guys.
DeleteLike I say, just like dicks, pussy comes in different sizes too and being wide has nothing to do with promiscuity.
Thanks to you both.
Delete@Perxian, yes, my mum has it. As soon as I was told it was hereditary, I knew my mum had it because we had the same kind of very stretchy skin and she was always complaining of joint issues. She’s also double jointed like me and had fast labour.
Unfortunately, we don’t really go to the doctors for medical issues in nigeria, except it’s an emergency.
I took her to a geneticist here in the UK and they confirmed she has it too.
Fortunately, I’m the only one that has it among my siblings. My second daughter has it too.
Snarker, those guys don't know any better. Why call them infantile when you just admitted of not knowing yourself? Let's do better.
DeleteHmmmm....God bless you for sharing this, hearing it for the first time. I have saggy skin so my breasts started sagging before I even had sex. Its not firm despite not having breastfed yet but my **** is really tight, thank God for that, finding a solution for this in Naija would be rare and expensive. I might do something about the boobs after breastfeeding but my husband doesn't even care. Thank God for good husbands oh.
DeleteSome guys with extremely small D also have an issue, but do you ladies care to find out before you make fun of him..
DeleteAbeg abeg.. wide kpekus is wide kpekus just as small Dick is small Dick
#walks out
Why are you so aggressive, Dante? Why are you taking out your anger on women on her personally?
DeleteDid she do anything to offend you personally? How can you tell if she abused someone?
I’ve just read about the disease she mentioned. It affects both women and men. Even animals can have the disease. I will read more when I get home because I think my best friend has it.
Men that have it usually have premature ejaculation and it can be hard for them to achieve to keep an erection.
Maybe you should read about it.
Thanks anon. That’s why I like this blog. We learn something everyday.
Lol.. @17.35..
DeleteYou're not serious. Go and read that of men 2 days ago and see how your gender were bad mouthing men with small D.. one was even like men with small D irritates her.. or the one that was calling small D a situation..
You guys like men to sympathize and understand with you ladies but won't do the same for men.. not minding that some of those cases of guys with small D is a medical ish.. abi na them create themselves?
Una no serious. Deal with it.. borehole is borehole, battery size D is battery sized D
Dante
DeleteHush
Stop advertising ignorance
This is so informative. Please just ignore Dante guys
DeleteThat's if the guy is particular about thrusting sef. Some bobos are technicians o.
ReplyDeleteSome with small peepee, they sprinkle glucose on the clit and follow it up with ice cubes on their tongue. Just check out the woman's ringtone and the neighbors' wandering imaginations. Oriegwu.
In all things, big p is everything. "Can you fill me in?" It's a carefully thought out question from a needy woman, SATISFY HER. No dey scratch kpekus,e dey pain dem; they are left hungry and angry. Ndo to her colleagues or househelp if she's married. Kikiki.
Glucose?! 😮😮 *jots down*
DeleteGlucose on the vag? Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen 😐
DeletePerxian ooo. Hahahahahahahaha.
DeleteBiko wait ,till you born finish o.
Anything with sugar will give the lady a yeast infection. The ice block though, chai, bliss. The goosebumps you get
DeleteSnarker. Nope. It's a double cool effect with the ice cubes.
DeleteHeaven is real, you know.
I don't know if putting food down there is a good idea, especially sweet things so yeast infections are not aggravated but I once heard from a guy that had been in the streets that if you have a woman with a wide one, focus on thrusting against the walls of the veejay since it is too wide to grip the d**k, keep changing angles until you know her most erotic angles and g-spot, she will be well satisfied *wink wink*, this also applies to guys who aren't too big down there.
DeleteWonderful, mama xp, wow, are you talking fro experience? runs out of post 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️
DeleteAnon 15:19 if a guy with small peepee does that rubbish to me, anger can just kill me. Something that will feel like needle chooking somebody!
DeleteNo remedy for small pee abeg
Na guys with small penis Dey do dat left and right banging
DeleteAt least it shouldn't be an express
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to the vagina, theres alot of myths and misconceptions.
ReplyDeleteSome women have a wider or more narrow vagina than others, which is totally normal. Body parts are different sizes in different people, it has nothing to do with her body count which alot of men ignorantly believe.
Which means it can stretch to accommodate things coming in (a penis or sex toy) But it won’t take long for your vagina to snap back to its previous shape.
I read comments the other day, alot of BVs craving for a big cucumber, it's quite alright and understandable to seek satisfaction, from an actual size that fits, a tiny penis wouldnt do the magic.
Likewise, a woman with a narrow vagina, she'd require a small penis to scratch her itch, maybe her orientation will change after child birth.
This post is supposed to be for men but i cant even count up to 5 men that have answered, its still the women that are answering for them. Tomorow now someone would say there are more men visiting this blog than women
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea @Madam Rainbow
DeleteA lot of men read blog posts in different Whatsapp groups.
Comments are made mostly by women because they are talkatives.
We read blog posts to learn, get a sneak peek into the minds of Naija women, and discuss in whatsapp groups.
My high school Whatsapp group has more than 100 active members. Each of them forwards Stella's posts to different men's groups on WhatsApp.
I guess the discussion borders on experience. There are married folks who have no prior experience to form an opinion.
ReplyDeleteAs for me and my spouse: we are 'a match' and 'the right fit' made in heaven.
No prior experience. Ignorance is bliss indeed.
Apart from tummy holding a few minutes after sheet shifting, how do I know if the D is too big or the V is too narrow?
Will appreciate ideas.
Gracias.
Yimu, lori iro, so you never see another p-type for tv or magazines, abeg
DeleteIf you’re a match made in heaven and the right fit, why do you need to know if the D is too big or the V is too narrow?
DeleteThat ignorance you’re experiencing right now, is truly bliss. Don’t goan spoil it with one unnecessary knowledge!
You cracked me up @Anonymous 16:24 with your slang - "Yimu, lori iro."
DeleteThink about this:
I've seen different types of veejay on tvs, online, and magazines; but there's no way to know if the veejays were narrow, deep, wide, or tight, by mere looking at pictures.
See why I said the discussion is applicable to people with experiences?
Legend has it, that a woman’s veejay is hereditary, so likely you going to have your mum’s vjay type, just like a man is so likely to have his father’s penis size type, just saying
ReplyDeleteI have the smallest breast, though hubby doesn't complain but I'm not always comfortable, for pussy I don't have problem there, I've given birth to All my children through C's, the place is good to go.
ReplyDeleteLemme go anon abeg!
ReplyDeletePlease i need the guys here to say something!
So my after my ex- left me after two vaginal birth, i met someone who made me feel like a woman. He said when he enters that it is somewhat cold and if a man doesnt have self-control he will ejaculate quick. i think its a compliment but if it is a good compliment, my ex never complimented me even when i ask and he is the only penetrative sex i ever had before this guy. But i have stopped sex with him, it is tampering with my focus and spirituality. I can stay cos i was disvirgend in my late 20s. Its tough but i am coping, just busying with my kids. Please i just want to know, what does it mean to be cold inside and is it a good thing? secondly, does it mean my ex didnt appreciate it or he may not have understood which i struggle to accept because he cheated on me with several women that i used to feel there was something wrong with me.
Please guys let me know. I know BVs are loaded with experience lol
There are some pussies that are damn DELICH - He's right. lol...especially when she's showered, smelling real fresh and good, in the MOOD, and also have had a glass or two of red wine, (Pinot Noir) to be precise.
DeleteHer nipples will wake up, and her FANI will swell up and become WARM like sliced hot bread fresh out of the oven.
Then He dives in and EATS the FANI before DROWNING in it.
Cold??? That guy must have used the wrong word or hes lying to make you feel better.
DeleteThis rockstar ehhn you be real ladies man
DeleteI heard from a guy that cold pussy is not good. Warm pussy is the best. The guy didn't want you to feel bad thats why he said that to you.
DeleteMake una wait o. Like two guys have told me slim girls have deep vijays while fat girls have tight vijays. Men like slim girls, doesn't that mean they like deep pussy? They always describe the experience with relish so I think for guys the deeper the better
ReplyDeleteI’m slim with tight pussy it doesn’t follow
DeleteLies.. some fat girls go shock you with borehole.. and some slim girls are damn tight..
DeleteThe advantage with slim girls is that you can try out different styles with them.. twisting and turning as you like.. it's the same advantage with guys with average size dicks.. there are many styles you can't try with a big dick guy
When you you receive a big gbola, your pussy will accept it with no stress. Unlike fat girls...
DeleteBut wait who now get the wide P 🤔
ReplyDeleteThe tighter the sweeter abeg !!!!!! Aint a fan of wells
ReplyDeleteMy first ever boyfriend is obsessed with my pussy. He said it grips his penis and he even cums whenever he talks about it. I satisfy all his sexual fantasies and the guy is a damn good fucker. I and my boyfriend broke up last year and i got talking with my ex again. I went to pay him a visit on Valentine's day and this guy just wanted my pussy but i no gree abeg. #Teamcelibate#
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