STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
RETIRED PLAYBOY NARRATIVE
Hello Stella please post this story anonymously.
I live here in The U.S with my hot pretty wife + kids and everything has been wonderful. I don’t look bad myself either.
I am doing well for myself and make sure my wife is always smiling. She loves designer accessories and has tons of them.
Well last night I was so horny and she said she was tired which is understandable since she stays home with the kids since the Pandemic started. I have a huge gbola which she adores and my head game is top notch. (As a retired playboy). Prior to this, we had 5 consecutive nights of hot sessions.
She insisted she was tired but I was so horny my gbola was pointing to the ceiling. Once I mentioned to that I will give her $1000 If she agreed, she sprang into action. Well she was screaming and moaning and squirting during the action.
Afterwards I asked her if I still had to “pay” when obviously she enjoyed it more than I did and she laughed hard and said “hell Yeah”.
My question is does money or presents make women more horny? By the way she is ok with me posting this chronicle.
My question is does money or presents make women more horny? By the way she is ok with me posting this chronicle.
*Hahahahahahahahahaha,the answer to your question is YES!
From the look of it as well, it be like say you Chairman of womb shifters association...
Please pay up!!!
I will be right back
ReplyDeleteThis right here cracked me up somehow.๐๐
DeleteStella's comment made me laugh out loud. Oga sanwรณ jแป.
DeleteHusband and wife cruise
ReplyDeleteIf she had shot her mouth while you pounded, you would have been frustrated. So, she enjoyed it or not is not an issue. Pay up Mister.
DeleteI just got an idea unto Valentine from this chronicle.๐
How can we verify the size of ya gbola? Can I see it? ๐
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Delete๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ Blackberry you are a character.
DeleteGod bless your home sir. Abeg hope you don pay the money sha
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ReplyDeleteWow
DeleteShooter gal, really???
DeleteChill guys! It's a song off Rick Ross' Trilla album ๐
DeleteOn today's edition of Stories and scenarios men make up in their heads! Anything to put women a bashing spot they are game. SMH.
ReplyDeleteLOL Money/Presents can be an aphrodisiac. She was truly tired but money became her motivation. Don't let it be a regular thing tho cos then it's no longer cute.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your marriage and it's okay to switch things up and have fun. ๐๐
True that
DeletePerx maama u are so right.money is my own kayamata.without money my ponyor will be dry like Sahara desert.
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DeleteLmao anon 17:33.
DeleteLmao anon 17:33
DeleteMethinks oga poster,that you are going on that marathon again tonight
YES and YES Money and gifts makes a woman love you more and her horny pot get wet automatically
ReplyDeleteSo Apt๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
DeleteMore wisdom Lily.
DeleteThat is to say..women and money
ReplyDeleteNa 5 and 6
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ReplyDeleteSee as i just dey jealous the wife! One divorcee guy dey my case for months, we got down yesterday, BVs mi, see micropenis!!! See micropenis!!! I no even know whene enter or e finish , drop me for house omo i block im number one time. Chai! i envy you o
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Delete๐๐๐๐๐ I shall not say anything ooo๐๐๐
DeleteLol
DeleteThis is pe**s shaming oh.Lol.So who dates and marry men with micro something naa..
DeleteEyah
DeleteThat might even be what contributed to his divorce. He didn't create himself na
Good for you stop fucking around, micropenis or not the guy nut inside u talk true
DeleteHahaha@ penis shaming and micropenis
DeleteJesus! Wrong room..
ReplyDelete#Turns back and walks out
Come back here. Wahala man ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Delete๐ ๐ ๐ Dante is in "I reserve my comment mode"
DeletePromise is a promise.... Good money can do wonders..
ReplyDeleteIts really hard to be the woman that works, provide for the home, take care of home expenses cos the man wont, then open up at night too. Hmmm. Oga abeg do the needful
ReplyDeleteDid you comprehend the Chronicles? Read it again.
DeletePut eye drops and reading glasses then go back and read
DeleteGo back and read again. E lแป tรบn kรก.
DeleteOga yes oooo, money opens doors๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ as e don open your wifey door now.
ReplyDeleteWifey collect your money oooo๐๐๐
Dem say all women na ashewo, but thank God she is your own ashewo๐๐๐๐
Oga pay up. Its the Money that put her in the mood.
ReplyDeleteI paid ooo. She is a sweetheart.
DeleteThank you sir. You are the real MVP.๐๐๐
DeleteHmm.... transactional sex.
ReplyDeleteMoney or gifts can boost the production of oxytocin in the brain, swinging you into action. Similar high you get from ecstasy drug.
Yes true
DeleteOga pay up jare.
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question, I’d say money moves women more than presents especially because you might not know what present she prefers. Both will put a woman in a good mood though.
BTW, I’m speaking for myself.
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This chronicle got a single and abstinent girl in some typa mood though. ๐๐พ๐๐พ
Lemme goan sleep in preparation for Hallelujah Challenge joor.
Story of my life, my wife, if she can make me pay every time we make love, sh definitely will, women and money
ReplyDeleteOga pay please, money turns women up more than any other thing
ReplyDeleteI paid ooo. She gets anything she wants. We are so blessed.
DeleteMoney and gift turns a woman on, especially money. But as we dey celibate stop putting bad ideas in our mind o oga. But big gbola turns me on. I refused accepting one of my exes back because of his "micropeepee" fine rich boy with small gbola. Abeg I no like nonsense ( flips hair out of post)
ReplyDeleteSuch a funny chronicle. But why not build that into some kind of role playing you do from time to time. If you want to both pretend you just met her or she is a woman of the night.
ReplyDeleteSeems like you two have a fun sex life, which is a blessing of its own.
Yes we do ooo! After twelve years it still seems like we started yesterday. Great sex+ great communication makes a great marriage.
DeleteYes ooo we do after twelve years it still feels like we just started.
DeleteMmmmm this is good and sweet to hear. When there is God, love and money, nothing else to worry about. May God bless your marriage more. Please pray for me I need money in my marriage.
DeleteFunny story but please don't make it a constant thing....
ReplyDeleteNo she is crazy about my gbola and tongue ๐ action . We both have a great appetite for sex. We are both lucky with each other!
DeletePoster i am so happy for you guys. May your union continue to be blessed ♥️๐คฉ๐พ๐
DeleteI am a successful physician here in the USA. Where and how does one meet men like you here? Congratulations on a great marriage
DeleteWow a chronicle that is cracking me up. At least for a change ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
ReplyDeleteLOL I chuckled for real.
DeleteHmmmn.. I comment my reserve lol
ReplyDeleteEverybody get him own wahala. See me here at home dodging my wife since morning. She wan collect and me I wan go watch ball. She's Stark naked preparing lunch. Na so aroma of the food just full house. She think say she wan bribe me. As soon as I chop na run I go run.
ReplyDeleteWe fit settle later but today, na ball get am.
Go home and be the man! An unsatisfied woman is dangerous. Take her to cloud 9.
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DeleteBetter chronicle. Baba pay her but don't let is be a constant thing. Women appreciate thoughtful gifts especially an appreciative wife. Enjoy your marriage ojare.
ReplyDeleteIf it's my own Oga he will manipulate the whole situation after doing. It will turn to so you be ashawo, you want me to pay you for sex? So that's what you were doing as a single girl?
DeleteIn as much as I like money if my Oga should make me that offer I won't take it.
๐๐๐ very funny chronicle.. Uncle abeg pay your debt. Wish my husband can be like this. No amount of tiredness on my part will make him offer money or rest. Guyman will just say "am not asking you to do any work, just relax, no stress. In fact I will help you off pant and open your legs"..
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Delete๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. Omg!
DeleteDante!! Report your location.. okay let's wait for a chronicle when the man would need some goodies before activation ... Lol
ReplyDeleteLol, this chronicle makes me wanna get married ASAP๐
ReplyDeleteAuntie, no be every woman get the anointing to make their husband promise them money for fuck o. Some women marry husbands wey dey insist on to collect whether the woman dey de mood or not. If she refuse, na beating.
DeleteSo just dey your lane and find concrete reason to marry. Na the same dance wey one person dance collect money, another person dance am collect koboko.
@ dog, that shall be your portion whether you're a man or woman.
DeleteI dont understand, is it a bad thing to wish good to oneself and not think of the negative aspect? Humans sha...smh
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ReplyDeleteIt's amazing women find this funny.
ReplyDeleteWell, think about it. At the core of his chronicle is that he cleaved to his wife. He could have used his own hands, watched porn, seek out another outlet in someone else, but his craving was for his own wife. In his desperation he struck up a bargain she suddenly got motivation and they slaked their lust in each other's arms just like it should be in a marriage. It's a very cute story, quite dreamy too. Playful and fun all the things so many marriages are missing today. He is obviously not a broke man, and we all know this is not something that will happen all the time because you can tell they both love and respect each other. Something like this helps to take the boredom and routine out of the sex life. That's what the women like, not just the story but the entire energy of their marriage.
DeleteI am the poster and I happily gave her the money and much more. She’s a sweetheart
DeletePoster abeg do you have a brother that is just like you....๐
DeleteLol @ femilicious ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Delete๐๐๐ Abeg you no get problem.
ReplyDeleteYour marriage is blessed.
Thanks we are truly blessed.
DeleteI be small pikin oooh, oga nd madam abeg make una no spoil me.
ReplyDeleteAgreement is agreement ooo, pay up your debt.
ReplyDeleteOnly once my husband sprayed me money after rounds of sex. That day i meant biz. He really sprayed a lot and after he got back from work he gave me more.
ReplyDeleteOga, money is an aphrodisiac oo.
ReplyDeleteOga please give her that money o
ReplyDeleteWomen love money o, na that money give her motivation and strenght.
Please don't let it bother you, don't take it the wrong way o, she doesn't complain of tiredness all the time.
Madam please don't let this be a routine o
I have come to realize ex play boys make good husbands.Unlike those that didnt play and will now want to be playing in marraige.
ReplyDeleteVery correct! Since I have met all my curiosities what else am I looking for outside?
DeleteThis Chronicle made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMoney releases oxytocin faster than any other thing.
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ReplyDeleteFunny chronicle Mr pay your debt...lol
ReplyDeleteAwwwn. God bless your marriage. Glad you still find each other dope after years together. More anointing to function in the home, work and de Oza room. This just corroborates what I keep saying. Marriage no hard na some people inside just get stubborn head!
ReplyDeleteHilarious Chronicle of the year.
ReplyDeleteI do this with my husband but i don do plenty on credit. He knows how to get me to fuck him on credit . His head game is unbeatable.He eats me till my V gets succulent .๐ Winter is not even helping me think business.Any small *add it to the rest * ukwu emepe
ReplyDeleteYes, head game is very important to get the woman ready. I eat her till she has a fountain between her legs. The huge gbola comes as the icing on the cake
DeleteI am the poster. .
The poster is just enjoying himself. Big gbola things. I love it big too
DeleteNever under estimate the power of money/bank alert, most expecially when it comes from her significant other.
ReplyDeleteIt works better than an aphrodisiac
Pay her off.
ReplyDeleteI think I need help. Sex was great with hubby before now. For some months now I don't just have interest in sex. When we have it these days I don't even get wet no matter the foreplay. Hubby goes down on me most times if they will help me get wet. Could it be as a result of pregnancy?. I am about 6months pregnant.
ReplyDeleteYes, pregnancy can affect hormone levels and change you desires for many things. Have a talk with your hubby and let him know what is going on. Talk with your doctor too. It may also be psychological, you may feel less attractive or worried about if you smell, or deep down may just not want to bother with sex when you are so big.
DeleteStella Stella. I posted a chronicle about my marriage in 2016. Ex responded with so many lies you refused to disclose. He will continue to pay for his cooked up lies. Only when you are able to leave a manipulative person, you will see the shit you’ve been enduring. I am out of his life and Happy!
ReplyDeleteStella Stella. I posted a chronicle about my marriage in 2016. Ex responded with so many lies you refused to disclose. He will continue to pay for his cooked up lies. Only when you are able to leave a manipulative person, you will see the shit you’ve been enduring. I am out of his life and Happy!
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