WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

  I love this day!

Halings !!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Those of you who are asking about Angel Pee who was duped of a lot of money some months back....Thank you all for your prayers..N50 milla has been recovered and the rest of it will be paid in a fortnight according to what i heard....

Thank God oh......I am sure he will dash away a few hundreds when he is doing thanksgiving.

Una doh!!!

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IJEOMA'S GIST CORNER

VILLAGE CLEANING (TRUE LIFE STORY) 

Some years ago in my community, young men were backward, no progress and the ones that went extra mile to become better than their peers dies mysteriously. The ones that went to school with good qualifications found it difficult to get good jobs, the only job available job that they got easily was teaching work. Any young man who goes further to buy a car or build a good house in the villa dies mysteriously. 

Of course they were lots of churches and crusades being held in the community to liberate the youths, but things kept going the same way. Then one day a young man who was abt to do his traditional marriage died in a accident few days to his wedding, kai, everyone was very sad and angry cos they knew his death was manipulated.

 Meanwhile a Rev Father conducted a prayer session for the youths, but things did not change. Then they (the youths) mobilized themselves decided to go THE TRADITIONAL WAY. They took permission from the village head, sold some lands and plantations to raise enough fund to hire a 'SPIRITUALIST'(you can call him whatever you like) and a decree was made for everyone sons and daughters living in the neighbouring towns and PH to come home. 

Because people were tired of the present situation, they showed up and no one was allowed to leave the village within that period. On the day of the 'cleansing' the ekwe ike sounded and everyone trooped to the village square. People see wetin them never see before, the spiritualist( who's from Ogoni in Rivers State) called out little children between the ages of 8-10(they were still pure and best for the work he wanted to do according to him) made some incantations and booooom, these kids lost control and started acting weird. 

They scattered in different different directions trying to fish out the 'evil doers' in the community. Omo e, fear enter people body, suddenly all of them came together and ran towards one direction, to a particular yard( yes o na yard we dey call am as kpako wey we be), the spiritualist (who's responsible for their funny behaviors) followed immediately, naso the rest of the villagers follow am, e be like sey na for that yard the culprits dey, trust villagers na, everybody wan see wetin go happen. 

As soon as they entered the yard, some of these kids threw themselves on the ground and started crying, rolling themselves in the sand calling Dee Nwechefu's name🙆 

In their words: ''Dee Nwechefu, what did Uchenna do to you that you have to tie his destiny ( uche was the village bicycle repairer), why did you kill Ugochukwu, hei''

 it seemed like a nollywood movie, everybody open mouth choi. Meanwhile some of the kids who entered his rooms when they first entered the yard, discovered a 'secret room) and brought out lots of charms😱, things like baby dolls tied with red clothes, mirrors, a small wooden box etc. By then angry youths had dragged he evil man down, took off his clothes and waiting for the spiritualist to finish his work, so that they can deal with him wella.

 Eeeeh, who would have believed that it's just one man with such an innocent look that's troubling the entire villa, ehen God don catch am today. As soon as they finished bringing out the evil items, these kids came back to their normal selves (mission accomplished). they couldn't even recollect what happened or what they did(surprised?), naso the villagers too surprise o. Meanwhile, Dee Nwechefu was forced to open the wooden box, guess what was inside?




Ololoooooo......Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!

Please oh,we want the remaining gist.what was inside the wooden box?
Ijeoma PH,your gists too dey sweet,so i don form column for you,you are not under any pressure,aytime i see the gist,i post......I love your amebo...Asiri!!!







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WHO POSTED THIS????

I just have one question...Why did you not delete all traces from your phone when you know say you be fly geh?So how do we solve this problem now?

Wait oh,is it normal kind of cheating or ashawo kind of cheating?

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