THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 Hailings to ya'all...

IN HOUSE MEMO....

Guess who is back with sweet gist (though wont be frequent) ?

How is everyone doing?All this News of Fulani herdsmen,kidnappers,armed robbery and all is not pleasing at all....

It is even as if these bandits and herdsmen target people returning from the diaspora cos my ears are full...Or are people setting up their friends and family members returning to Nigeria cos of hardship?Hmmm,a wah oh

The reason for the singles mingles being posted on Valentines day February 14th is so that if anyone is busy on that day,that means they have a lover,dont listen to them the next day....LOL

Anyway,enjoy the read up...

Kisses...

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IJEOMA'S GIST CORNER

VILLAGE CLEANING PART 2 (TRUE LIFE STORY) 



he was forced to open the box, but he refused at first, but when he saw the anger and how the youths were ready to deal with him, he opened the box. 

Ewoooooo, plenty pics of youths and on top was that of the young man that wanted to do his traditional wedding, Chai. It was like when you're passing a sport viewing center and then the noise that comes from there when the viewers' team scores. 

Oh how the mothers wailed when they saw their son's pics( it was really sad) 

Note: the pics all had a red cross on them them( don't know what he used to cross them, whether it's blood or marker, na him sabi) for those he's already manipulated. Those he's yet to manipulate doesn't have the cross. It was as if he focused his evil acts on the youths (men precisely), those that saw their pics in the box had these feeling that no one else can explain except oneself.

 In their anger they wanted to lynch him immediately but the spiritualist and village head stopped them. The worst part was that Dee Nwechefu didn't give any reason why he killed and wanted their downfall, he was just rolling his eyes(evil man) saying that it was the devil ( as usual).

 He was chased out of the village and warned never to return, meanwhile people from the neighbouring villages who had the noises and calls from their friends had already gathered to see for themselves-news went far. Naso DEE Nwechefu take go exile with him family ( one evil man don put entire family for gbese, bad egg), before he left, there's this particular family of seven that that he already killed four of them remaining just a man and two ladies. So he was handed the life of the remaining siblings to him, meaning that though he won't be in the villa again , anything that happens to any of the siblings, they'll increase his exile time seven years, fish him out wherever he is and punish him wella. 

He and his family were escorted out of the community by angry villagers who were holding OMU. 

Two years ago he lost one of his sons, brought his corpse back home for burial as was the tradition, for where eeeh, angry villagers refused him and sent him back to wherever he came from. 

Initially he was sent on exile for seven years, but once a young man or any strange thing happens in the in the villa, they'll attach his name to it as the culprit ( even though he's not responsible for it) and give him extra seven years for any misfortune that happens.

 Some communities when they they heard what happened, decided to go the traditional way too to fish out evil doers. Now everybody dey mind himself o, though there are still evil doings but on the low unlike before. Yes this happened where I come from in Rivers State and only typical village people like me will understand. Oh @IsaacBaba, you talked about 'bringing back what I bought for you' on SP yesterday, wait for it......una doooh





I wish they can such now in most Delta state villages eh cos the wicked people wey dey there are pure evil.

Ijema thanks for your sweet gist...I Appreciate you.


Read PART ONE HERE

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WHO DROPPED THIS COMMENT

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Mama Nnuku's Corner.

''AMINA HARRY''

   Hello Efribody ... How una dey oo.. I hear say una Milz me .. I miss una too

You are not allowed to laugh  

God go pick your call o, can i hear a thunderous Amen .. 

I say make i sama una this gist , make una follow me for the tory journey 


Gist: Na true say this Lagos life is not for the fainthearted o, so after i relocate from my mainland come island , naim i see say i been no dey Lagos , Island is the real Lagos . if you are not on the island you are not living the life my sinsta . 


So my first day on the island , everybody was speaking spinri spinri, hoodlum voice girl like me don enter am o, na so i close mouth i no gree talk, later for evening naim me and my friend say make we go chill, as we journey go one cool bar, my brother my sister come and see orisirisi accent , it was flying left right and center, i thought to myself he be like say Accent dey descend on this people in this part of Lagos o.. Cox everyone Has an Accent , once you enter the lekki gate , you are automatically consumed by accent .lol. 

As i no get accent naim i shutup my tiny mouth :

 Ma what would you like to take 

 me - abeg one heineken naso i knack pidgin give the attendant , he look me in some typa way , wetin concern me i thought , u no go kuku see me here tomorrow . while i was relaxing with my Heineken A call came on my phone as i stood up and walked steps away to answer it ..
Naim i hear voice 

Lady: Amina harry , Amina Harry .. Securitee, Hello .. 

 Hahahahaha , truth be told this is what i heard ,

Security: Running towards her .. Ma , what do you need .

Lady: who parked behind me, Amina Harry 


Security: OK ma one minute let me find the person 

He walks towards his superior , and told the man is like one Amina harry is blocking someone , hahhahahahha , superior says ''Amina harry ?'' Looking surprised.....

'' where is the car ,lets go see the plate number so they can use it to find the owner''....they moved to where the lady was


Superior: pleasantries , ma they said one Amina harry is blocking your car. We came to check the plate number so we can find the owner.

Lady: No i told him Amina Harry , he should find the car owner , i need to leave . 

Superior: oh sorry ma , you meant you are in a hurry 
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Lady: yes please Amina Harry

( i am in a Hurry) that was what this aunty was saying all along , Na so i burst laugh . 


I thought to myself shay you fit survive this island wey i find myself so , without accent and with many pidgin wey full my mouth so i went back to my friend and she screamed ''haaa where you go since na..''


Me.. I just got a call and Amina Harry, lets go... Yes i spoke my first accent , this island we go gather dey ..... 


Till i come your way next time 
I remain your one and only Mamannuku 

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