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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

Laugh Out Loud


This is a memo to whom it may concern.....
*Please go for pregnancy Test before he travels back oh.... ....
most of them are leaving️ this week*





36 comments:

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Seen this scenario happen with girls in my village too many times. The last one, the girl didn't have his number so wen he came back a year later for Christmas she brought his 3 month old son to their family house. Guy was like "wtf?" Guy started explaining to us that he can't ever have anything to do with her, the class and social differences, because she sees his high class family she's trying to force him to marry her, they have nothing in common, she's just a razz village girl, me I'm like " u must marry her oh" even his mom was happy to receive grandson. Saying he's to old to be single. I laff my guy tire. He still hasn't married her

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    2. So in 2021 some girls still believe you can trap a man with pregnancy?

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  2. 😁😁😜As the January chronicles roll in;
    "Stella, that useless dude chopped me raw and dumped me in the dumpster and vanished back abroad. I thought we had something going on...he raped me..." 😜😜😜😜😜😜

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    1. No, he did not rape you. You had sex with him and he did not compensate you financially. You were a willing participant in the "chopping"

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  3. Try to test for std and sti too!

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  4. Nde obinna Malaysia, chukwuma Indonesia, brighto australa-ria (nke odumeje), Austino Jakarta, chi byke odogwu China, Paulo Agaba no na India, all the samson sia sia are leaving ooo, u can block them in Lagos this week before they finally vamoose.. Ko di, udo☺️😎

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 chai! Ato gbuo onwe'm. Iji ya ofuma!

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    2. Brighto australa-ria.
      Hahaha.

      I bu onye Igbo?

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  5. Nde obinna Malaysia, chukwuma Indonesia, brighto australa-ria (nke odumeje), Austino Jakarta, chi byke odogwu China, Paulo Agaba no na India, all the samson sia sia are leaving ooo, u can block them in Lagos this week before they finally vamoose.. Ko di, udo☺️😎

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  6. Lmao. Mine came to stay.lemme grab my copy before Lagos babes start to wise up

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  7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Stella break the table abeg

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  8. Hehehehe, the IJGB are traveling back.

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  9. Crazy Stella Lol 🀣🀣🀣

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  10. Chia Stella you bad oh.
    I am guilty of this, I am still hoping, every year for the past 7yrs I am still on this abroad matter.
    Since ss3 I started dating them, till now, them never marry me, the first guy was bringing okrika for me, imagine, I never open eye then, then I still they close eye gbensh, but when I realize this my innocent love is killing me, I started doing open eye, I come dey open eye gbensh, no more love.
    Now every year we look for the best, at least I have 4 Maga, one must work, in summary
    1:he is 44yrs old married to oyinbo, he has 4girls and just got his Pali, family pressure to marry dudu,he has issued oyinbo divorce paper, oyinbo say no, it's been 3 yrs now, 2 more year, their marriage is automatically over. So I will step in.
    2:one uncle of 51yrs wants to marry me, me that I am not even 30yrs,chaiiiii, I gree oh, I am playing my part well.
    3:one super glue hand, that is even confusing me with his age, that one is so stingy,he will tell me to buy bag of rice and share to his family.
    All of them from different states, I am playing my games well, they are all suspicious of me, because I am very hot.. Chai I sweet ohh, they want to get me quick, me that I will deal with them and go born mix pickin, after 4 better kids, I go look for them.. Hisss.
    Abrodian, I die here

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  11. Message for my landlord's daughter, every Xmas she will suddenly develop accent. Just because some guys in London rented 2 flats from their mini estate.

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  12. That was how one aunty entered one chance, they deported this guy and he came to the village, no one knew he had been deported, all the city girld where allover him, trying to draw his attention, the village local champions were all struggling to grab him.
    Meanwhile this guy was into fraud, he was dead broke, he came to the village for the purpose of picking a village champion that will manage with him.
    This city girls started oppressing the village girls.
    There is this aunty we all thought is from abroad, she was all over him, and we heard she told her best friend that the guy was doing coming to America with them, he was not changing clothes, he wore faded clothes, no money.. Story long
    She fell inlove and guy said he was broke, she still didn't believe.
    They played Romeo and jiliet and we were all happy.
    Gist came to us that aunty is pregnant, she got the shock of her life when she realize what hit her.
    They said, she took him straight to her house, cloth him, fed him and was 6months pregnant and still no surprise.
    She decided to seek further and now heard the truth, he was deported and he changed his name in the abroad.
    She kicked him out and wailed..
    I was told so many guys wanted to marry her but she turned them down.
    All the while the criminal was coming to nigeria, looking good and spending recklessly, it was drugs money, no investment, nothing, to worsen it, he is a jss 3 dropout.
    Nawa oh.

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  13. After 3 children, I am not having anymore, I have been married for 5 years and my husband keep promising us, from honeymoon in Germany to 3 kids.. To think I happily married him cos of going to Germany.
    This time, I am on family pills, imagine him telling me "abidemi merin".
    All his excuses are rubbish, my eyes has open"in jenifars voice" I am getting a chengen visa, I Don save a lot, I will surprise him, I have his address. We go born abolore for their.
    Or I meet him with a family.

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  14. Chinedu china is returning back to China soon.

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  15. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚even with positive pregnancy results they fit still no send you.

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    1. That's the scary part. Na why I no dey gbensh anyhow. From childhood that thing of a man denying pregnancy has scared me. Lol

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  16. 😁😁😁😁

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  17. Nsogbu uwa leee🀦‍♀️🀦‍♀️

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