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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Tuesday IHN

 Hailings oh.......Ain't no Sunshine at all!!!








IN HOUSE MEMO


We are entering a second phase of COVID 19 lockdown from December 16,2020 until January 10,2021

ALL shops are to close except shops selling foodstuff,Pharmacy and toiletries....it is exactly like the lockdown we just came out from but this time done in a subtle way that no one can complain....Amount of guests and visitors are controlled,if you flaunt it,your neighbours can report and the fine is serious...


Please stay safe and stop thinking there is no covid 19 oh...It is real



Who has 20k they are not using?Mail me.......LMAO





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THE THREE COMMANDMENTS OF CHRISTMAS:

1. If you can't afford NEW CLOTHES, wear in the ones you already have. It's JESUS' birthday and not yours. You mustn't 'out dress' the celebrant.

2. If you can't afford the kind of FOOD you want, eat what you have and move on. If you don't tell people what you ate, no one knows. 'belle no get show glass'.

3. If you don't have the means to TRAVEL, stay where you are. JESUS wasn't born in your village afterall. And your village isn't the appointed place for His birthday celebration either. Any villager who is desperately bent on seeing you, should come look for you where you are.

Of all the things he said, "Do in remembrance of me", CHRISTMAS wasn't one of them.

Take life easy and don't stress yourself.

DON'T ENVY ANYONE


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I didn't post it because it was not a mingling post for runs babes...That is what your comment projected...So in this age and time you still put yourself out there for paid s#x?Why settle for less because of money?Na wah oh.......
Please learn to love yourself more!!!


Wey that melody the runs babe sef and her Marriage story?




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VACANCY

A God fearing house keeper is needed for employment .An experienced lady that will clean house and cook . contact is 0708 540 1702.salary is 30 k






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101 comments:


  1. Good afternoon everyone. Enjoy your dayπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

    Those that nominated me, thank youπŸ™πŸ™

    Congrats to all the winners. When is the award party taking place πŸ˜†�

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    1. Hey finey,how's you doing?

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    2. No location for the housekeeper job

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    3. Wow i just went to check for the nomination post & i was suprised to see i was nominated for some categories and i was really shockedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

      Thanks a lot to everyone who nominated others and themselves, we are all winners in our own respective waysπŸ™ŒπŸ».

      LONG LIVE SDK BLOG & IT’S BV’sπŸ™πŸΎ

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    4. I'm fine @Tbabe. Hope you're doing great?

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  2. Up until now,i still cant smell Christmas. Is everything ok with me???

    Good afternoon beautiful people. Trust we all having a wonderful day?

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  3. Firstlady blessing15 December 2020 at 14:00

    No doubt it is good for a man to be active in his service for GOD,and it is necessary for everyone to grow in their capacity (ie be able to spread out in covering more service for GOD).
    But dearly beloved,I don't want you to be deceived.... do not allow your service take the place of your fellowship with GOD!!.
    So many believers are occupied with so much service that they have no time for the GOD of the service himself . They are busy with evangelism on platform A,are very much engaged with Choir demands on platform B,are very much into the protocol department on platform C,are the host leaders of the visitation and welfare team in another platform.... infact you can virtually find them as very active workers in any happening revival meeting and are always deep head into anything they can find .
    Now if GOD has blessed you with such energy and Grace to do so,then please you can go ahead.... but if these activities do not give you avenue/time to also have QUALITY personal fellowship with GOD,then please cut down the amount of activities you are engaged in!!. So many Christians are so engaged with numerous activities that they don't even have time for GOD and honestly they think they are really covering more grounds for him and are active participants of the kingdom service
    The enemy wants to ensnare our generation with activities,that they lose sight of Fellowship ....Until you can sit down with GOD, you can't maximize your usefulness in his vineyard!!.
    Do not be deceived....GOD WILL NOT FIX YOU IN ANY ACTIVITY THAT WILL NOT ALLOW YOU HAVE TIME FOR HIM!!!
    # # Xtiana Elias Cares##
    # # Spirit 's Words##

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    1. I kinda get your drift. But if in all of these services you mentioned up there,they are still calling on God faithfully, sincerely and doing His will,then i see no reason why God wont be close to them in spirit and in truth🀷‍♀️🀷‍♀️🀷‍♀️

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    2. I understand you. It is so easy to mistake engaging in excessive religious activities with having a personal relationship with God. In any case, I figure one ought not to override the other.

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  4. Compliments of the season to us all...

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  5. Please, the lady that encouraged bvs that want to migrate to Canada breaking down their expenses, can you let us know how you traveled? Was it student Visa for you and your family? Or express visa? Or any other visa. Did you use agent? If agent, can you give Stella his/her contact? Thanks

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  6. Good day everyone,

    πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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  7. Hello bvs
    Happy hustle
    Please be safe

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    1. Amen.
      Our hustle must pay.
      You be safe too.

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  8. Those Christmas commandments are so hilarious🀣🀣🀣 but funny enough, it's the whole truth.
    No do pass yasef.

    Sign out memo is so lit.sieve the people around you.

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  9. Hiyaaaaaa my darlings.😘😘😘😘😘😘😘. I just prepared the BEST edikakong soup.😁😁😁. Come and join me ooo. Osundi darling, i dey hail you o. Saw your shout out in the morning. 😘😘😘😘. I'm so saving the 3 commandments of Christmas. E make sense. That meme no follow o. My opinion. Ok guys, have a lovely afternoon. Peace out. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    1. Enjoy yourself Boo. I finished mine yesterday. Although mine was Afang.

      Hows the day going for you?

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    2. I love that soup but Afang is my best!

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    3. Tbabe, i'm not a fan of Afang o. I have tried to enjoy it, but naaa.
      Candix love, how're you?
      Blacky dearie, come and chop ooo
      Cynthia dearie, enjoy o

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    4. Candy this edikan ikong is making me hungry from here o
      Especially when it's prepared very green and fresh.

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    5. Best ke? Have you tasted mine?

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    6. Marvel dearie, that's how i love mine o.

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    7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣. Shooter, it's the BEST o

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  10. The person looking for house keeper, why didn't include location na? These things matter

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  11. Christmas has never been a big deal for me. The xmas clothes,food, outing and the whole works.
    I guess it's from how I was brought up. The church I attended from childhood, before and after 25th was always camped in church and no mention of christmas sef.
    Only big deal I know is new year day.
    Good afternoon.
    Just finished watching this Nigerian Zena movie. I kinda liked it

    Do have a great day people

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    1. Nigerian Zena???
      Please what the title?
      Help a sis

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    2. The name is ZENA,and no🀣🀣🀣🀣 it's not the same storyline with the ZENA the warrior princess that you are thinking

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  12. Firstlady blessing15 December 2020 at 14:06

    Christmas isn't a do or die affair, just stay in your house and thank God for the gift of Jesus, our saviour,give Him quality praise and worship.I see so many do the aforemention things but miss out on the major thing,some don't even attend their church service on that day.

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  13. Lol@Continue gathering idiotsπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    1. No be small gathering idiots. God help us jaree

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  14. IHN is here againπŸ“’πŸ“’

    #sunnyday

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  15. Replies
    1. Tarrrr.
      Reject it dear.
      It can never be your portion.

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    2. This your name dey fear me. Please manage everything will be OK.

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    3. It is well with you dearie.

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    4. I reject it for you. All will be fine.

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  16. Good afternoon everyone πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹
    Three commandments for Christmas it's so true, don't outdo yourself trying to please others, it's not a competition and if you see it as one,then you have a problem.
    That s&m poster made me laugh out loud,jeez! Character dey dis life oooooooooooo.
    Sign out meme is so true

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  17. Holla❤πŸ’“πŸ’”πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’™πŸ’š.

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  18. These 3 commandments of Christmas is so funny, yet so true. No be do or die biko.

    Pelee SnM poster, you deserve better babes. It is well with you.

    SWV's songs on replay...Correct old school!

    I dey hail una o...

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    1. Yassssss πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ enjoy them oldies babe! I'm listening to Xcape at the moment

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  19. the sign out meme made me laugh.....especially the gathering idiots partπŸ˜‚ ...........this christmas get as e be ooooooo.....it is well
    thanks to the anon, pretty patience and chocolat noir for replying me yesterday.... i have sent the psychologist's number to her....πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜❤️
    '

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  20. Hahaha the person that dropped that comment about fucking during Christmas is a fool! See nonsense you never carry STD and AIDS! The person looking for house keeper you didn't state your location! Stella no sunshine here either!Good afternoon everyone stay safeπŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’‹

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    1. Dearie why call her a fool though. Just correct her with love. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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    2. Is it that you're frustrated or what? You always sound bitter. I'm not the poster BTW

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  21. Good afternoon everyone,I don't even understand today's weather.

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  22. Another lockdown in Europe?Please they should not extend to Africa.esp nigeria. They should start giving out the vaccine

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    1. With the way you all are going in Nigeria with not wearing mask, it will soon extend here.

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  23. Hi everyone,trust your day is coming on well...

    Hey Chocnoir,how's your health and that of your dad,trust you're both much better.

    Sup Cookie hope you're good...

    Hi Essa,Candy,Blacky,MsA,Castle,NnukwuNwanyi,TMW...

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    1. Beautiful, hope you are good?

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    2. Hey Nkay,hope your day is going well

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    3. Hello darling
      doing we are hoping for the best.
      Just really believing God that all would be well

      Thank you so much πŸ’“

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    4. Hey boo. Hope you're good.😘😘😘😘😘

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  24. Holla πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

    Hey @Choc hope you and Pop is better now? God's healing BooπŸ™πŸ™ stay strong πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

    @Official Prestige @Ms A @TMW @TWE @Mrs Edwards hope you darlings are doing great? xx

    Ciao πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. Hello dearie πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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    2. Hey Belle Paris
      We are getting on while hoping for the best, especially for my dad.

      Thanks a lot for asking, hope your day is going well 😊 πŸ’–❤

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    3. Where is Ms.A? I hope she is fine.
      I saw The white enchantress comment recently. How are you, sweets?

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  25. Me as a make up artist:

    Aunty e be like say na inner beauty you get oh, I don try my best


    Me as a make up artist:

    Hanti you tribal mark no gree cover oh




    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ I just saw these ones and couldn't hold my laughter, I said I should share oh

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    1. How do people come up with all of these.
      Lmao I find it so hilarious 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Saw that one of a pharmacist.
      "Postinor don finish, e be like say you go born this one".

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    3. @choc 🍫.. So so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      How are you feeling today? Hope better

      @adire classic.. Reading it again cracks me up

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  26. Very funny commandments. I will take seriously. Na Jesus birthday , no be my own.

    Una doh o.

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  27. Hello gbogbo ara Ile. Abeg the three commandments of Christmas is the truth; celebrate the message whined it as much as you can. I’m so concerned for friends and family who are working in hospitality industry here; they close down again from tomorrow midnight because of covid. May God have mercy on us all.

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  28. For the lady that was saying she wanted to do just registry and traditional marriage. Traditional marriage is only necessary if u have business with ur village ppl. You cannot use that marriage to apply for anything oh.

    If you know u still have business with ur village people, fine and good but if not, there is nothing else u need it for.

    The most important remains the registry. I have a friend that just had her church wedding this last Saturday. She didn't do any trad. She said she isn't interested as her dad is late and her mum has been living in lag forever with no intentions of doing anything in their village again because of personal matter.

    So it's ur choice really. Amadioha is not anywhere requesting u to submit traditional wedding certificate

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  29. I wish you a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year in advance.

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  30. I wish you a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year in advance.

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  31. Good afternoon everyone,πŸ˜πŸ’–

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  32. That commandments is so on point, Christmas no dey finish, may God keep us alive to celebrate plenty Christmas, if you no shine this tear Christmas,no worry your shine time is coming

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  33. Hello everyone πŸ’–πŸ’–

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  34. Hello people so today makes it 4 years that MMM officially crashed! One moment of silence for all the monies that we lost that day!

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  35. Phoenix darling now u have reminded me of this... I sit down for this tableπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ Just had to do it for the culture

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