IHN -FRIDAY

 Hailings.............Fridays come so quick....*like an isoko man*

IN HOUSE MEMO

So because i posted the lady that was singled out for posting that she could not provide for her mum this Christmas period,now my inbox is full of the same format?Unu well done oooooooooooo.......I am still a mugu but a mugu with sense....

Thank you to the two people who reached out to her,one sent 5k and another sent me 10k to send to her,so i will add mine and send today.....Thank God and bless you both!!!!

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THE WIFE VERSUS THE SIDE CHIC BROUHAHA 

This incident happened in one of the big market in lagos. It happened that the wife of a rich man called Cynthia (fake name) confronted her husband's side chick Funke(fake name) who is a sales girl for one of the big ogas in the market.

 The confrontation did not go down well,cos Cynthia used razor blade to slash Funke from her shoulder down to her breast side, she was rushed to two hospitals immediately where she was rejected and finally to the last one in Ikeja where she was finally stitched up .. Cynthia was arrested by the police. 

The whole gist was finally out that funke has been a side chick for a very long time and Cynthia has always suspected them until the husband bought funke a phone,Cynthia found out and confronted her husband but the husband beat her up that night.

 The next morning with anger in her heart, Cynthia picked up a razor and entered the market to confront her "co-wife". 

Right now, gist has it that Cynthia is still detained in the police station for attempted murder while Funke is still in the hospital battling for her life,and the doctors told her that she cannot make use of one of her breasts again.




why did she have to go after the alleged side chic?I don't understand all these behaviours women now have..how many times did our mothers go and fight their husbands other wives?Live in peace with your kids and face front,one day he go tire to gallivant from woman to woman...if you fight one today,how many will you fight tomorrow?

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CHRONICLE OF MELODY THE RUNS GEH


We came back some days after, after our family members don taya for calls and text messages, a beautiful seed was planted during that three days honeymoon, today I am still crazy about this man even after 4 boys and two beautiful daughters including my Treasure (Sorry big sister, ba so she say make we de hail am now)

 We've growing from glory to glory, from grace to grace, holding God stronger than before, no better yesterday, I was lucky, you might not be as lucky as me, I survived it, you might not survive it, God gave me a chance to right my wrongs, you might not have that same opportunity, it doesn't make him a wicked God, he is still God, the I AM THAT I AM, nothing will steal his throne, so before you ever think of selling your virtue, remember my story...

 it hasn't been rosy, sometimes it feels as if my legs can't walk properly again, my waist hurts sometimes, I thank God for giving me an understanding man, those were the after effects of different men climbing my body, some will fuck you like say him de vex for the money he paid you and you must endure because you no get option, he paid!! 

Please learn from my story, don't jump in because I did, like I said, you might not be as lucky as me, today my kids complain that I monitor them too much, I wish they know why, God has blessed me with a wonderful home, none of my kids are anything like me, God did me well.... 

I hope my story has thought you a thing or two... It was never meant to entertain you but to teach you another side of life incase you are considering prostitution in the future, it has also thought you about the goodness of God and how much it pays to serve God and the interest of his kingdom, may my story bring you closer to God and may his grace keep you always in his presence, I will never lose any of you prematurely to the evil and wickedness of this Earth, Don't die an avoidable death, #SayNOtoprostitution for it pays NOTHING.... 

 MY NAME IS MELODY AND I WAS A RUNS-GEH... 
......THE END

Ewooooo,so many kids?Congratulations babe.

Please note that the story of Melody is real,she is a BV who decided to tell her story,her writing skills may have confused you into thinking its a Nollywood movie but it is not...I am sure we have active and retired runs gehs on this space too...

Well done melody....

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I JUST GOT BACK (IJGB)

Are they in town yet? Have you started hearing different phoney? Has the carrying around of big Eva bottle water started? Any IJGB around you yet?
This is a post for our abroad bvs that are coming back or are already in naija for the Christmas celebration. Hope you guys brought chocolate? Lol.

How easy was it at the airport, what measures are expected from travellers before entering Nigeria and on arrival ? If you are already in Nigeria do tell us and if you are still planning to ,read and take note.


Some are in town to find wives shine your eye ooo.

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THE LABOUR ROOM ADVICE



"Be in the labour room with her, do everything for her but one thing, DON'T LOOK". I didn't understand the depth of it. So, there I was in the labour room, doing everything for her (getting clawed and all) and my mind kept telling me " look, look, look" so, I did a 1 second peek, nothing happened, I survived...and that false courage pushed me to look well.... (I always say it, I discovered how amazing women are, that day). Luckily, I survived but months later, after the new baby excitement had calmed, I understood, why for many men, sex becomes difficult to enjoy after the first baby. 

A lot of the energy that drive men comes from their ability to feed an image to the mind, an image which has been associated with sex.

 A man goes in knowing that breast and that vagina to be associated with sex only, he comes out with a fresh image, the vagina has suddenly become a birth channel and the breast, a source of food....both thoughts, very anti - sex. Of course, it's not the fault of the woman, it's not a fault in fact but it still happens. Fast forward to when sex is supposed to resume and there you are, looking at the same body but the mind is confused, add that to a woman who has had to adapt for almost a year and a body just healing....not the best combination.

 Brother, enjoy the body you know before the first pregnancy but prepare and anticipate the body you'd have to learn to love and crave forever....the body that will on one hand be linked with sex and on the other hand with motherhood. It really is a challenge for many men, for example, to treat the breast the same way given the presence of milk.

 There's also the new penetration feel, depth and width to learn how to love and crave. A lot of men struggle genuinely and never speak of it for the fear of being blamed. What women go through to give birth cannot be imagined but many men truly struggle. I don't see any reason why the harsh realities of many homes need to be replicated and passed down. Couples need to get more active in sharing knowledge on this topic way before they have to go through it. Some of those discussions on sports, politics and religion need to start making space for things that affect our marriages and homes.

 I gained a lot from looking but not everyone can deal with the sight. If you are not absolutely sure of yourself, take the advice I was handed. Be in the labour room, do everything for her but one thing, DON'T LOOK!

COPIED FROM FRIDAY SPONTANEOUS POST.

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