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Friday, December 18, 2020

Actor Osita Iheme ''Me As Your'' Hilarious Memes..

 These memes are so hilarious.......

I had a hard time compiling them,i will look at the squeezed face,read the text and go ''Kawakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa...''





























































149 comments:

  1. "Barking in my dream"🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣. I love, love, looooove the memes. This guy don hear am.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣the memes are so funny.

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    2. Me as a pastor....madam, e be like say the weapon wey them fashion against u don prosper oooo....lol... imagine with that paw paw face...loool

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    3. Hahahahaha I nearly peeped laughing at me as an ambassador... Reminds me of when Mike Ezuruonye was Glo ambassador but was caught using MTN network.

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    4. As in. I have saved a couple o.

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  2. Me as a Lawyer:

    Oga this case don pass my power, shey you go faint abi you no go faint?

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    1. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lmao
      You deserve an award πŸ‘ you're good at this !!!
      I always look forward to your posts 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      You are a rib cracker !!!

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    3. Oh choco love.. Thanks..
      Good to have u back..😍😍😍😍

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  3. Me as a lawyer:

    Omo this your case, how old you go be in 25 years time? πŸ‘€

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    1. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ™†

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  4. Me as a lawyer:

    Wo just admit you did it and beg the judge jare

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  5. Me as a lawyer:

    "Just tell them you killed her, na just 20years, I dey go naming ceremony by 2pm

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  6. Me as a pastor: Our mother has gone to be with the Lord

    Jesus Christ: Abeg I no see anybody..

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    1. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    2. Lmao. Na where she come land na?

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    3. Cynthia darling.. I no know o🀐

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    4. GCN lady you are a very wicket soul πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. Me as a Nigerian:

    So you mean, if I invite 30 people now... I will become a millionaire? πŸ€”πŸ€”

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    1. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ You are so good at this.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. *Me as a Nigerian comedian*

    I know say my joke no funny but abeg just help me laugh.

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  9. Me as a crèche teacher :

    Make these children go play so I go chop my own first before them yama Yama the food.

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  10. Me as a Nigerian politician :
    Na rat chop the 14 billion yesterday night.

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  11. Hehehhehehehhhehe king of meme.

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  12. Me as a Nigerian police

    So you can't call someone that will give you 5k now?

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  13. Me as a Nigerian Teacher

    E be like say I go wait for school to open oo, I no fit do online class with my 100mb daily bundle πŸ˜‚

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  14. Me as a Nigerian mom :

    I did not kill my mother so you will not kill me.

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    1. Na so ooo πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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  15. Me as a Nigerian tailor:

    No lie, you sef no dey expect wetin dey picture see your belle na.

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  16. Me as a Nigerian Dj:

    My laptop don off o e be like say una go continue with raypower.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  17. Me as a Nigerian president:

    I will give Nigerians change, extra change, and takeaway change!

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  18. Me as a Nigerian :
    I no kill my mama, my account balance no go kill me 😫

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    1. Yes o jare 🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† I swear

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    3. Hahahahahahahaha πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ my stomach o

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  19. Me as a Nigerian barber:

    "Nepa don take light now, shey you will not go and bring generator from your house so that we can finish your hair."

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  20. "Me as a Nigerian Gynecologist.

    If no be say this you pikin get big head you for don deliver am since oh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. Na wetin Lady G!
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘

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    5. Heheeehehehheh Lady G oooooooo hehehhehehehehe

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    6. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  21. Me as a Nigerian photographer:

    Oga abeg you fit kiss the bride again, your face be nor show

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  22. I used to find your laughter column very funny. What's happening?

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    1. No go kill urself o..take life jejely.e go better.

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    2. Take am easy anon, no be SDK give you your own portion of frustration.

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  23. Me as a Nigerian (cashier)πŸ’
    Customer! customer!! Customer!!! make i keep change? πŸ‘€

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  24. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    He is the king of memes

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  25. *me as a Nigerian pornstar*
    Oboy this your toto deep o
    See as my prick dor lost inside.

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  26. πŸ˜„ All hail the legend.

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  27. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†Osita dn cause palava for us

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  28. paw paw has really changed. Let me answer him, 'me as your...... Zaddy

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  29. Hahahahahaha @ this your dance too serious cracks me up over and over again πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  30. Me as a makeup artist..madam I don try my best o e be like say na inner beauty u get.🀣🀣🀣
    I don laugh tire. Lady G Weldone oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  31. Me as I wedding guest..past pa abeg the preaching don do,I never chop since morning.����

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  32. Me as I wedding guest..past pa abeg the preaching don do,I never chop since morning.����

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  33. Me as a wedding guest.. pastor abeg this ur preaching don do o,I never chop since morning.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. This one enter well wellπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hahahahahahaha.. E enter oh πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  34. Me as a blogger:

    make una no dey post rubbish comments dey give me too much work.

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  35. I laughed so hard 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  36. Me as a Nigerian tailor:

    Auntie no be the bra wey you wear wen you Cum measure you wear when you wan test your cloth ooo

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  37. Me as a Nigerian Lecturer:

    Inside 24 units you carry over 22 units , Who you copy for the remaining 2 ?

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  38. Me as a Nigerian (student)
    Few weeks to exam...
    Make asuu strike jawe!!
    Man cannot die

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  39. Me as a suya seller:

    the one wey i give you the other day na lizard meat o

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  40. Me as a Nigerian President:

    Omo this Nigeria no gree better o. Wahala for who no get international passport

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  41. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ everybody run ohhh, them no chain lion ohhh

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  42. Me as a Nigerian surgeon:

    I dey find the Nokia torch light I use for operation o e be like say e dey ring inside your stomach o

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    1. Na die be thatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  43. Me as a petrol station attendant:

    you go fit manage water? As fuel don cost

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  44. Me as a Nigerian teacher πŸ˜’

    Today our topic is mensuration abi na menstruation sev
    Wo Anyone JareπŸ˜’

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  45. Jesu🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    This guy is obviously the king of memes πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  46. Me as a Nigerian wife:

    E be like say you go go fuck olosho today oo, I no get strength,You too like Toto

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  47. Me as an Nigerian hair dresser:

    Madam this your hair too much o,abi make I leave the middle? the front and back go cover am when I pack am.

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    1. I'm sure any hairdresser will first have this thought first time seeing my hair πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  48. Me as a driver

    Passenger, make una ready o, see those Army men for that checking point? I no dey give them shi shi, I go drive speed pass, if bullet touch you, nor vex. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  49. Me as Angel Gabriel

    Bros your name no dai list oh.
    Find me small thing make I clean that bros name put your name.

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    1. Hahahaha
      Me as SDK blog Lady G


      I no go take last ooh, I must give it to them back to back.

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  50. Me as Uganda country:

    Wo Nigerians make una no shout fr my head
    Na detain I detain una pipu I no kee demπŸ˜’

    Things hard for here
    Uganda’s neva chop
    Na him make we catch BIG FISH
    Make una drop small tin we go release am

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  51. Me as a Nigerian Orthopedic surgeon:

    Omo, madam this your bone no wan straight oh..make I kukuma break am finish na

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  52. Me as a Nigerian pastor:

    Anointing oil has finished
    Oya everybody contribute 20 naira each

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  53. Me as a Nigerian barber

    O boy you no fit barb this style oh e get as your head dey.

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  54. Me as a Bachelor:

    after adding okro, the next thing is tomatoes before seasoning

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  55. *Me as a Nigerian student*

    As this book no gree enter so, abi make I settle my mind for carryover next year?

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  56. ME AS A NIGERIAN pastor:

    Adam chop Apple country b like dis what if dem kum lick Cameroon pepper? How e go come be na?

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  57. Me as a Nigerian;
    Omo how i take branch enter this country😩😩

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  58. Me as a Nigerian Motivational speaker:

    I started my poultry with just a feather, you just have to believe it.

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  59. Me as a Nigerian Rector :

    Shey make I no sleep again?

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  60. Me as a Nigerian firefighter:

    Sorry we forgot to bring water, make una dey pour sand and detergent.

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  61. Me as a Mechanic:

    Madam are we going to fix the tyre at the back sit?

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  62. Me as a Nigerian pastor:
    E be like say we go do another offering this one too small.

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  63. *me as a native doctor
    Omo this money ritual no gree work,you just kill your mama for nothing,e be like say we go try your papa

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  64. Me as a conductor:

    you fit sitdon ontop bus, space don finish for inside

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  65. Me as a shoe shiner:

    this white polish will match your green shoe

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  66. Very funny memes🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣... Pawpaw is the king of memes. He has the perfect expression for all kinds of memes.

    Thank you lady G🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  67. Me as saloon owner:

    The last person wey i fix lashes for, na one eye she dey carry see now o

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  68. Me as a Pastor

    madam this your dancestep too much for person wey no dey pay tithe..

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    1. Pastor na to dance πŸ’ƒ my all since i no get offering

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  69. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

    Pretty Patience

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  70. Me as a cake designer:

    Make sure you add burnvita before the icing

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  71. GCN lady, idi too muchπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  72. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  73. Me as a photographer:
    “Na wetin I see for real life na in I take for picture. How I wan make you fine for picture, wen you no fine for real life?”

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  74. GCN, you really made me laugh. May laughter never cease in your home, God bless you and keep you joyful always.

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