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Sunday, November 22, 2020

Sunday In House Gists - Embarrassing Moments.

Did something happen to you recently or in the past that sums it up as embarrassing moment(s)? Was it hilarious or outright embarrassing?Please share with us!

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Twins Squared22 November 2020 at 14:01
Lol 😂😅😁😄, I still remember the gizzard story and how the Oyibo woman said she would ask her cat 🐈 abi dog 🐕
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The Lifted22 November 2020 at 14:08
Nothing i can remember 😊
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DaddyG.O pikin tailoring Accessories and School uniforms)22 November 2020 at 14:10
Hmmmm
Mine was few years ago, was very tired after the day's job that I couldn't look for my hair net, so I just dragedr open my wardrobe and took one of my black pant to use as net, as the hair I had on was disturbing me.

Fast forward to the next morning, I needed to get something from the shop in the next street, as I was on my way I meet my hubby's Friend we chatted for some time before I latter went to get what I want. On my way back, I passed by a salon with this mirror type of slide door, only for me to see that the pant was still on my head ,😯 , I almost fainted. 😥😥😥😥.

Don't mind my typos abeg, when my mate dey go school, I go marry. 🤣😂😁😀

#Hotmum
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DaddyG.O pikin tailoring Accessories and School uniforms)22 November 2020 at 14:11
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Jules22 November 2020 at 14:12
I am waiting for comments...#grabpopcornandsoftdrink.. bring it on!!
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Fan Emmanuel 22 November 2020 at 14:20
My most embarrassing moment was when I traveled to my aunt house in the city as a teenager.
I usually go downstairs anytime my aunty is not around and be jisting with compound guys. I used to tie this particular fine towel that was given to my aunt by her boyfriend, even though I’ve been warned severally by my Aunty.
That particular day, I was jisting with those guys not knowing my Aunty had returned from work. The woman just came from behind and forcefully removed the towel from me and I was stark naked. Didn’t know wether to cover up or down. I raaan inside the room with shame.

After that I hardly go down stairs not to talk of jisting with those guys till I left.
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OreeAhKu22 November 2020 at 14:29
I'd just returned from maternity leave and I had a high powered meeting with some big big ogas. I was excited to be dressing easily corporate abi corporately sexy after so many months so I dressed to kill (not knowing that it was myself I wanted to kill). It was the shoe that was actually the problem...hadn't worn heels so high probably from the 1st month of my pregnancy.

Everything went smoothly till the end of the meeting o. It was as I was swaying sexily out if the office, knowing at least 3 pairs of mens eyes was on me that the devil struck, I just lost balance and toppled most unsexily and dangerously out of the door. Luckily, I didnt fall completely but it was not good. Let me leave it at that.
Chai! So many years later, the embarrassment still burns 😭😭😭
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MCC22 November 2020 at 14:34
I don't know where this falls.

I no fit remember where I read about a lady who was having an argument with her boyfriend and she began hitting him on the chest and crying. The guy, instead of getting angry, held her hands, then hugged and kissed her.
Na so one day, me and my ex be get issues, can't remember what the argument was about but it wasn't a serious one cos we hardly ever did. Na so what I read came to my mind and I said I should try it. I begin cry and hit man pikin for chest, with my fragile hands.
Omo, after, two or three hits and mumu cry, I realised, no effect was taking place, I stopped and the next thing the young man said, was can I see his chest has started paining him. In my mind I was like, 😲.

Na me still clean the nonsense tears and beg am, make he sorry.

That was the first and last time, I tried that nonsense.
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Sapio_Jules22 November 2020 at 14:40
My most embarrassing moment should be the day I slipped and fell in the market, I ended up with a bruised ankle, subluxated knee and my clothes were laced in mud. The mini crowd that gathered to help didn't help matters too. I was super embarrassed, that I didn't even know how to cry.
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 14:46
When I was pregnant,my 8 years old son will always tell me to not let the nurses bring out my baby through my vagina but through my belly and for whatever reason I don’t remember to ask him why he will tell me that or ask him where he learnt that from. So after I have given birth,we were on the bus with the baby going somewhere and this boy asked me if I allowed the nurses pull my baby through my vagina or through my belly because he noticed that my fart sounds like watery poo because that’s what happens when you allow nurses pull your baby through the vagina. I was speechless,infact the whole bus was silent . It was all these old oyibo grandma that likes amebo that got the courage to ask him where he learnt that from and he replied from “operation ouch”. There’s one program here called “operation ouch “ where they teach kids about science and my son loves that. After his answer,people started laughing on the bus,I can never forget that.
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Ayettymama22 November 2020 at 15:01
Four of us went to a meeting at another housing office and we started talking with everyone in that office after. On our way out, I called out to one of them, “see you at the Xmas dinner next week...[colleague’s name] and she called back, “who are you?” and everyone just went quiet. Chai! She later joined my office and we became friends after that.
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Mom B22 November 2020 at 15:03
I won't forget this one,during my undergraduate days,I bought a nice gown and decided to wear it one day, I just jejely wore my gown and went to the market from school,was just feeling myself and showing of, suddenly a little girl met me and said,anty your gown is fine o,but everything is showing,as in pant and bra,I died and woke up,how come I didn't notice the gown was that transparent, I was so ashamed,thanked her and hurried back home.
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 15:19
Mine happened long time ago, we just relocated to the village after my dad lost his business, things became very tough for us even though my mum was a teacher.
So back in the village in our subconscious mind we still didn't believe we are now villagers, we're still forming posh.you won't know our status by mere looking at us,my aunties in the state and uk usually send plenty wears for us. My beautiful sister whom I took as a role model just gain admission in uni,so there was this guy that frequents our house,infact I don't know his intentions towards us,whether he has a thing for my sister or me. All I know is that he comes around even in my sisters absence and we just talk. But some how I figured out he's more into my sister but always teases me while blush all the time. My sis loves singing celine Dion's songs ,intact she buys lyrics pamphlets, on this very day she was singing ' you're my strength when I was weak,you're my eyes when I couldn't see etc,I was keenly listening to her,stupid me thought you will sing about every parts of the body like,you're my teeth when I couldn't chew,you're my leg when I couldn't walk,you're my mind when I couldn't think etc,chai I was just humming it when the guy arrived,I began singing about every part that you couldn't do without,to his hearing till my sister came told me to shut the hell up,I look out and saw the guy laughing holding his chest. They both went out and I took the lyrics book ,read the right words,chai the idiotic boy went and spread the news,few day later I saw some of his friends that are toasting me singing the rubbish I sang,they even add the ass and prick version to it ,laughing hysterically. I ran home and told my sister,we planned to pay him back. He came another day,we just came and say hi to him,we went to our room and left him to himself, he stayed for hours unattended to ,he left .
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 15:30
It happened in Ukraine. Near the metro stop was a bus stop that picked and dropped people coming in and out of the metro. The bus I entered after church service one Sunday had a row of chairs backing the driver and facing the other passengers. So, I sat backing the driver with some whites and a white lady carrying a 3 year old baby facing us was asking his mother pointing at me; "pochimu diadia tak griazhny?" Translated: why is the uncle dirty like that?" The more mother tried to cover his mouth, the more he removed her hand and was shouting on top his voice.

The mother tried to explain to him that where I come from, the sun is much. That that is the reason. Story. He was not convinced. All eyes on me. And he kept shouting. Some in the bus laughed out loud while some where embarrassed for me and on my behalf.

I will never forget that day.
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Blackberry22 November 2020 at 15:37
Forgot hair net on my head and went to buy next cash n carry...with all my swag. Kai...
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 15:37
This is so embarrassing but unfortunately I cannot control what happened.

On my way to Church one Sunday morning, about 2 minutes to the car park. I suddenly had a stomach discomfort and in less than a minute, I had discharged everything on myself right in the car. I couldn't run down nor visit the toilet because I'm an SCI survivor.
God bless my darling husband, he parked at the extreme of the car park, got a bucket with water, used the liquid soap in the car,cleaned and washed everything. He didn't even mind that few people passed at that time.

I was so unhappy for the stress I gave him but he never complained but told me to cheer up that it wasn't my fault. I attended service in the car and before service ended, my clothes were dry enough for no one to notice.
I'm so grateful to God for having a great support system.

I never pray to experience this again.

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Kiks-bal22 November 2020 at 16:09
It was the year I wrote waec. I can't remember the particular paper I wrote that day, but I was tensed up writing it. The external invigilator seemed to like me as she would come close to me and just call my surname. Next thing I know, I felt like farting,so I decided to release it silently in the hall. But the stupid fart was so loud every one around me just shouted my surname. Chai, the external invigilator wanted to know the reason for the noise and someone explained to her that I had just farted loudly. She laughed and so did all the students and I had to sheepishly join them. The other students talked about it for days and I was so embarrassed.
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 17:19
On this fateful day, I went to visit my sister in-law to be. Na Jejely this pikin Dem dey do home work ooo. I no know the devil wey push me to tell them say I wan help them out. Unfortunately for me na mathematics. Naso I no Sabi am ooo. Haàaaaa naso one of the boys dey say oya nau,oya nau the oya nau drew the attention of the woman. So she bcme interested in knowing what will happen laslas. Forget I no see assignment do oo. Na shame I take drop him book.😅😅😅 Come see me sweating inside air-conditioned room. Chaiii God no go shame us
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Anonymous22 November 2020 at 17:19
When I was very fat like a size 22, I went to the bank and got into the entrance door. It refused to close and said only one person allowed in at a time. There was a big line of people behind me. Next I knew the security man called his colleague inside and said in a loud voice, open the door, very obese customer out here. He repeated it like 3 times. Chei I wanted to die. Trust Nigerians, everyone started laughing. No one told me enh I started working out and eating healthy. I am a size 14. Now I can laugh about it but then it was so embarrassing.
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Sunday In House Gists - Embarrassing Moments.

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