Laughter the best medicine .
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*```An 80-year-old Man went to the Doctor for a General Check-Up.*```
The doctor was surprised to see his happy demeanour.
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'
'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come back and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '
Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old was your father when he died ...?'
- 'My father died ...!!
Who told you that he died.
Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?
So how old is he now ....? '
- 'He is 102 years old and cycled with me this morning and then took two glasses of wine'
Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that the long life is in your family's genes.
So how old was your grandfather when he died….?
--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'
Doctor (puzzled) -
'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!
What is his age .....? '
--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'
--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken wine too .....?'
'Take a cold breath!
No, Grandpa could not go this morning, because
he is getting married today.
Doctor (on the verge of going mad)
'Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?
--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?
He had to be forced.
- 'But why ........ Doctor shouted!
- 'The Girl is pregnant, that's why!'
The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking wine ever since.
The clinic is closed.
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