FRIDAY IHN

 Hailings.....The day is bright and sunny but cold and i am sending YOU some love and Sunshine.........

IHN will be back next week by God's Grace.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

*sideeyes @shooter gyal*

Is there anyone on this Blog who does not have biabia on their privates?

Please if you claim you don't have,then buy some cos we are all adults here and don't need anyone to tell anyone how to behave........

Shooter gyal you should be apologising to the person you cussed yesterday,its what anyone with a head on their shoulders should do......

And go for anger management classes and stop cussing out.......

This also goes for you all out there always cuss,you can have a healthy conversation with a few shut ups and ferk off but not curses.....

Being controversial in a negative way aint cool at all..

Being toxic is even worse........

I am sending you the love of God and the wisdom of solo

#StelllasSinglesMingles post loading at a December date close to you....will think of a day and announce...

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BIG BANTY GIST - PART ONE

I have always wanted to get married as early as I could hence every of my relationship was always a serious one with good intentions. I have never had any casual relationship just because I am an hopeless lover,very expressive with my feelings and always let my intentions known to any lady I am interested in,but I haven't been fortunate enough with any lady.


I will try not to sugarcoat my story but I will be very honest with everything that transpired even though I have about 2 to 3 bvs who actually knew of everything I am about to say.


I met this beautiful lady around August 2018 I approached her exchanged contact and we started talking but nothing happened we were just friends till December of that year when we started dating.


At that moment I just left where I worked for 9 years because of months of unpaid salaries and allowances to start something of my own with the experience I have in my field I said I would be able to thrive even though I knew it was going to be tough and difficult one.


I explained everything to her about my present situation and I also told her my intention was a very serious one and she also said she wanted something very serious that would lead to marriage. I told her it isn't a problem for me but marriage won't be feasible the following year 2019 not that I couldn't afford a wedding at that time but I was thinking about the aftermath if i we do this now it was going to affect our marriage and things would be hard I am a very practical person so I always think things through before taking a step.


She agreed to it and we started our love life but there was something i noticed about her,she couldn't comprehend things like when you tell her "this is a boy" you have to patiently analyse who a boy is to her before she would understand your point,it was difficult communicating with her because you would just have to explain and explain before she could grab anything and I would be thinking to myself but this girl told me she finished from the university.


Then she started pressuring about getting married.......remember we started dating December 2018 by January 2019 the pressure was crazy. I could remember towards the end of January her mom and her practically took me to various event centres to book for our wedding and I couldn't even say no but was just accepting whatever they say,at some point the mom will ask me if I have spoken to my parents about it I would tell her yes I have,while they were preparing for a massive wedding my parents did not know a single thing I was getting myself into because I couldn't just tell them I would be getting married to a lady I just met a month ago.


By February I started noticing her true colours.... can you believe a lady I want to get married to has never for once entered the kitchen to cook for me or say let me help with the cleaning of the house while i was cooking.

 I am a kind of guy who doesn't see cooking as a lady thing because I love to cook that is the only thing you can wake me up at the middle of the night to do and I will graciously do it but an intelligent lady should know what to do and when to do it because I believe in marriage equality and equity.


The only thing she does was always ''babe please make poundo yam and egusi with orisirisi'' or ''babe please I want fried rice and turkey'' I would happily do that without thinking twice.she has a business she runs, she has never for once get to the market to buy things for a way to show support.


Then by March the pressure to get married got so crazy that I had to call my mom that I would be getting married........

TO BE CONTINUED





Cant wait to read to the end.....

So you sabi cook egusi soup with orisirisi?And fried rice with turkey?please oh,when are you visiting me to cook for me?







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FROM A MAN WHO WORE HIS WIFE'S SHOES

This is so funny...I hope some will read this and also help their wives?E no easy at all!!!










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TEEJAYS CORNER


Growing up sometime around late 90's, there are some things that happened back then I still remember vividly as if it was just yesterday. One among them was a young boy who all of a sudden, started going insane.




We lived in the same building. The mother had brought food for him to eat and the next thing we saw him do was laughing and speaking incoherently. He lifted the food and placed on his head and everything poured on him. 


The mother rushed at him asking, "what's the problem?" The boy looked at her and asked "who are you?" then started laughing again, saying some strange things. At that point, the mother knew it wasn't funny anymore. She shouted, beckoning on neighbors to come to her rescue. 



Before you could say jack, his body were already soaked with Olive Oil with prayers fired from all angle in the living room by neighbors who believed it was a spell of madness cast by an enemy. The boy kept laughing and as well murmuring while they prayed.


Fortunately, a young lady who's a medical personnel living in the same compound came back. On hearing the shouts and prayers, went inside. After some minutes of observation, she tapped the mother aside and inquired from her what happened. 



After a brief explanation of what happened, she asked the mother if her son was any time sick recently. On the affirmative that her son has been sicked of malaria typhoid for some few days now but responding to drugs intake gotten from the pharmacy, was all the young lady needed to confirm her fear. "Madam, this is no spell but an effect of a malaria typhoid. Let's take him to the hospital before it get worse than this." Said the young lady.


The next day evening, the boy was discharged from the hospital after being treated of malaria typhoid. Normalcy was restored on his health and mental. With this, I came to the realization that, not all mental imbalance people we see roaming the street was as a result of hard drugs, weed intake or even spell. 


Some could be depression, shock of a tragic incidence or even untreated Malaria typhoid that got to the brain cell as we saw on that boy whose story I just shared.


Many years later, nothing of such has ever happen to him again even now he's married with kids. One thing I've been asking myself after many years is that, what if he was chained and taken to one church or ministry believing it was an enemy's spell on the family? Only God knows what would have happen to him. No doubt prayer is good but never substitute a known medical situation with prayer









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