WEDNESDAY IHN

Guten Tag leute!!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO....


Hey you all,there is a new column alert.....
We have an ex runs geh here who wants to entertain you people with her escapades...she has the story and the local attitude to go with it,so make we dey see


All those other people who started columns and stopped,sebi una see now say e no easy?Well done and thank you all for entertaining us briefly.


I saw something that i would like to address.....

The reason why Chikito and her friend samegirl stopped commenting......I always see comments calling me out for that and i will state here one last time that my calling same girl a liar was based on what i know.....i cannot go into the details but i did apologise for the sake of apologising and she came in my inbox and explained one or two things....their not commenting again does not mean we stop living please...LIFE GOES ON!!!

Before that episode chikito had already briefly stopped commenting and told me she needed to sort herself out....

Please stop bringing up that issue here....everyone has moved on from that,if you Miss her or them,please you can say so without bringing old matters up...A lot of BVs have come and gone and we are still here...it is issues like that,that birthed the boxing ring.......

When the generals wife and Bloglord left,their loyalists left with them but we are still here...I dont know if they are still reading or why they stopped commenting but life goes on....Respect that and let people who have gone,be gone!!!

That said,I hope Chikito is OK...
I hope everyone else who has stopped commenting is OK....
Some of you bring things here and when i dont enable,you think ''ehen i got her'' nah,you aint got me,i am avoiding toxic drama.

One love to everyone!






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CHRONICLES OF MELODY THE RUNS GEH

My name na Melody, I be retired Runs-Geh, na Tessy put me for the job, Tessy was my former neighbors fiancee, she been dey Poracot de work, she de work for hoil company, cos the way she spends shows that she works in an oil company, I want to be like her, but na only O'level I get na, she said she can get me a very good job with that but I must not tell my parents.

It was a very beautiful morning when she called me one corner of the house and reminded me that we will be leaving on Saturday but that would also want us to our village river, get some water from there for protection, i asked her why, she said, because once you get a job in Port Harcourt, girls go dey envy you, because me I de stay for girl's hostel ooo

I said no wahala, whenever you're ready, let me know so that I will sneak out, my parents must not know, cos if they find out, na death be that,
On that very day, we went and fetched water from the stream, we naively made some stupid promises to the river, we brought the water home, hid it at the back of my family house, the next morning, we found out that the water had disappeared, we met an empty gallon, Ahhhh mogbe ooo, what happened??? Na so we run ooo, we no carry the water go again, I was so excited because I will soon start a good job in the oil city of Port Harcourt and finally bring my parents out of poverty (but them no ask me to naa, them no even send me that kain message sef)

On the 11th of July 2006, we left for Port Harcourt, I was so excited, I slept all the way, Na so we enter poracot city, we enter for night, and suddenly she tapped me and said, I am going somewhere but this guy here knows my house, he will take you there, I will meet you guys later, I no argue ooo, I was very happy, na so I mumuly followed the guy (little did I know that she had pimped me out to a co-passenger), I followed the guy fearlessly, we got to his place, he told me everything, I was pained, that guy was so good to me, gave me t.fare the next morning, helped me to call her, we met and that was it, she took me to a slum, Ahhhh Trailer Park!!!!

 Dirty houses built with planks, She said we will be living there as the cost of house in the city was too expensive, Anyways I saw a different her there, she leads a dreaded cult group, smokes weed, feared by a lot of people, she got me my own room (Na so Olosho work take start oo), she gave me some skimpy wears, I had so much in my mind to ask her but after hearing that the last girl she brought there that misbehaved, that she almost stabbed her to death, omo me I no wan die, I maintain ooo.... 

For night she brought me out and I saw a lot of small girls like me there, all dressed in skimpy wears and heavy makeup, plenty woman of different age, everyone was trying to outshine others, rushing men like Akara, I stood there looking like a fool, it was so strange to me, she came from nowhere, slapped me on my back and said I should go and make money for her (which money madam? Am I owing your ancestors??) I was so young and beautiful, she had plans of making millions out of me, on top my small jajaina.... Hmmmmm

To be continued ( Day Two loading)

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