Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver -40

Hahahahahahhahahaha Oko Ashawo jam the one wey pass am this time.....

I try to be nice as much as possible to my clients whenever I am taking them on trips and this has been rewarding because it has often led to business referrals and old customers calling me up. 

It was on one of such trips early this year that I met Lady T, a young woman who should be in her thirties. We connected very well and we talked all the way as I took her from her house to her office. She saved my number and called me from time to time whenever she needed to do some running around.


Something peculiar about Lady T was that she always gave me extra money for my service and was extremely nice to me. Last weekend, she invited me for a drink saying she was bored and I could pass by her house if I was free. Hmmmmm .... Even though I usually don’t mix business with pleasure, I thought relaxing from work once in a while was not a bad idea.


We drove to a place not so far from her residence and had something to eat and drink. After a while, I took her back home but she insisted that I come inside her apartment. One thing led to another and we were in each other’s arms. At this point, my brain had shifted to my third leg and all that was on my mind was getting to ‘paradise’.


Suddenly, she broke down in tears and told me she has a confession to make and I wondered what that could be. She told me that she is in a complicated relationship and in fact, she is a married woman but having issues with her husband who lives abroad. 

What??? Mogbe. What did I just hear? Haaa ...


Immediately, I withdrew from her and the atmosphere became very tense as I came back to my senses. Even though I was already turned on and actually thought something might happen between us that night, I will never sleep with another man’s wife. 

I also thought about the fact she could be laced with ‘Magun’. I started imagining seeing myself on the pages of magazines and blogs using different crazy headlines with our pictures splashed all over as we get stuck. I used my tongue to count my teeth and left her place at once.


She called me later that night but I refused to pick. Instead, I sent her a text that I can’t have anything to do with a married woman and I blocked her immediately. I cannot come and die young abeg. My people,please i am an Uber driver,let me face my work please...

Thank you!!!

hahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhaha oh gosh i cant stop laughing...no worry one day you carry the one wey go change to methuselah then you will stop ...