...she had invited me for Lunch as i was Job hunting and the soup was so delicious that i ate and ate until my body started doing me somehow......Its a long and painful story but she confessed to me that she did it cos i behaved like Miss Goody two shoes whenever she talked about smoking weed....
She said i swore i would never smoke it and she swore to make me eat it...
I spent one week in bed hallucinating,hearing things,speaking with imaginary people and drinking milk....it was horrible and made me hate Egusi soup...Could not trust her after then so i took a walk from the friendship......
Why do I like this Naira Marley and Bobrisky so much 😘😘They will never be wrong in my eyes..
ReplyDeleteI’ve never tested weed though I’m planning to but fear won’t lemme
There are cruel peeps everywhere and i am pretty sure mine has been laced too cos i once stayed with a weed smoker back then in school
DeleteThe love I have for Bobrisky ehnn
DeleteFavour don't try it o
DeleteSome first timers run mad permanently😂
I requested for it to be added to my indomie back then in undergrad school. My ex asked me if I was sure I wanted it I hollered yesssss!
DeleteHe cooked the indomie that evening and added it as requested by me, I was still eating when I noticed I was smiling foolishly all of a sudden and inexplainably, I couldn't stop smiling. Next my phone rang and I jumped up in fear thinking it was gun shots, chai! Turned out it was my mum, I told my ex I wasn't going to pick because my mum will catch me that I have joined bad gang. He encouraged me to pick that there was no way she will find out except I talk. I did and in no time we bade goodbye on phone.
The only good thing I managed to like was the mind blowing sex we had, I didn't want it to end!
I thought they said its medicinal? Why the temporal hallucinations though 😁
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DeleteI have never and will not taste weed and non of my circle of friends does.
DeleteNever tasted weed, smoked anything or any beer. If its not Coke, count me out!
DeleteYes I'm a man, 28years old and counting 😁
Poster, She was a bad friend and I am happy you ran from her. I just don't understand the need to feel inferior when you meet others who behave differently to you nor the craze to make someone be like yourself or adopt your lifestyle at all cost. A friend told me she smoked shisha and she has done weed a couple of times and you could tell she was watching to see my reaction. Well, I just have her a blank stare and slowly eased myself from her life before she gets upset and do God knows what.
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DeleteI don't keep friends who has inferiority complex, one I know we don't roll, i will take my leave, that Stella's friend must be from pit of hell.
Deletewicked friend... a friend of mine did same to me. in fact he laced both pepper soup oh and whatever food he offered me, i felt weird after consumption and couldnt do anything for 2 days it was a horrible experience.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in school, one of my guys laced his birthday party peppersoup with weed.
DeleteIt was lit
Nothing lit about tampering with peoples brains
DeleteOne of our family friend smoked weed many years ago and ran mad. Thank God he was cured by divine intervention. It was a terrible experience for all the people around him. Thank God for his mercies. That experience changed his life forever and he's now a better person.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wicked Friend...Iya boys pele ooo...
ReplyDeleteNever tasted that shit,will never.even alcohol I don't take.i am a good girl😋
ReplyDeleteI just tried beer four days ago and I was tempted to go buy again the next day but I held myself back o. Na so e dey take start.
DeleteNot drinking alcoholand not using drugs doesn't mean you are good, it just means you're sober living.
DeleteIt doesn't make you bad either
DeleteWhich is a good thing
There is a reason why they are called vices
It happened to one guy in the hostel I stayed during my predegree days. The guy was just new to smoking it and he went about screaming everyone's name all through the night. I was so scared for him. I thought he was running mad.
ReplyDeleteHe was a good boy turn bad due to bad influence
Na wah. .. that's indirect rape nah .. forcing you against your will. That person no be friend abeg. Na that kind of girl go dey jealous virgin and arrange for her to be disvirgined
ReplyDeleteMy cousin once told me how they used weed to make beans..while munching the food, a friend walked in and joined..you know students life style. He was like omo this beans make sense die..while eating, he became overly excited. The next thing he said he wants to run..Before you know it, fiam, he pulled his shirt and ran off..Though they went after him, got hold of him and administered the antidote...
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂. He became Usain Bolt.
DeleteWhat is the antidote,cos I can perceive the smell as I type,I think these boys are it againoo
Delete@Ogeamaka
Deletethere is no antidote to marijuana toxicity
Something similar happened to my cousin almost 20years ago. He lived with his elder sister on Adetola Street, Aguda then. He went downstairs to spend sometime with some students who were on holiday.
DeleteBefore we knew it, there he was shirtless, running round the house. Next thing, he ran out of the gate then jumped over the fence of an uncompleted building and fell asleep immediately.
This happened at about 10:30am that morning and he didn't wake up until the middle of the night.
It was so scary and at the same time funny as the students had to open on what happened.
There is o,
DeleteSoak Garri in a big bowl and tell him to start drinking.
How can smoke have Anidote? You go just high finish till the smoke clear for your eyes or the best thing to do when you smoke weed and get high is to have sex or sleep that is the only Anidote it calms you a bit
DeleteI heard drinking garri helps relieve it.
DeleteNever tried it.
DeleteNever heard of an antidote for weed. It does give some the munchies after they smoke it. Problem is, it can be laced with fentanyl, meth, etc which can make it lethal for some after they smoke it.
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DeletePoster wetin be the antidote?
DeleteI managed to smoke weed for the first time because I wanted to 'belong'.I had to go to the Fela 'shrine'at Agidingbi to take 'skushis'(weed laced juice) before I took the weed oh. On getting home, I couldnt sleep and I was just trying to adjust myself every now and then till I would fall from the bed to the ground because everything inside the room seemed to be turning around me and I would wanted to follow their direction at the same time. Thanks to my bro who gave me garri to drink in order to neutralize the effect.
ReplyDeleteA friend lived in a male-dominated compound. Awon boys decided to make vegetable rice but replaced the vegetable with weed. The guys told everyone who indicated interest to eat that the food was well laced. My friend insisted on eating and she ate to her satisfaction. The rest, they say, is history. She had to be locked inside her room and monitored. I got called to come stay with her and almost got raped by the babe. I'm female and she's not bisexual that I know of.
ReplyDelete2. Another friend, still female, went into her neighbor's kitchen to get vegetables for noodles. She only saw dried stuff in a plate and sniffed. Didn't know what kind of veggies but decided to go ahead and use it. As she was exiting the kitchen, owner of kitchen came in and tried to convince her to drop the veggies without actually telling her why. She refused. I went visiting and met her eating the noodles. I had only just eaten, so I declined when offered. 5 minutes or so after consumption, she started shouting. Babe na wetin na? She was just attacking everyone and then she started stripping. At that point, we grabbed her and restrained her while prayer warriors started doing their thing. Meanwhile, owner of vegetable had stepped out. He came back while the drama was still on and asked us to give her milk. We asked why, he said we should just force her to drink as much milk as possible. After an hour or so, she started calming down and then slept. She woke up almost 12 hours later with no recollection whatsoever. We confronted the milk guy and he said it was weed she put generously in her noodles.
I have a few more experiences that have made me wary when offered food outside. Good thing is that I don't even like regular food, so it's easy to turn down offers.
PS I'm mighty glad to be able to comment with my name again.
Hahahaha so hilarious
DeleteVery funny
DeleteNever tried weed, and hope to God I never will. My ex smoked weed, he tried forcing me to try it, that why will he be dating me, and I won't smoke weed.🙄🙄🙄 Told him there are better things to achieve in life, and smoking weed ain't part of it.
ReplyDelete😅 I don't know why I find this hilarious. You are lucky he didn't lace your food with it.
DeleteI smoked weed for the sake of adventure and it felt good
Delete@ Sabella, feel free to laugh o. 😂😂😂
Delete@ Shooter Gyal, for real. I have never thought of trying it sef. Tried smoking a cigarette, and I didn't enjoy it one bit.
My friend asked how my week end was going be and all, simply told her I had no plans whatsoever , that day was a Friday, she earlier ordered for brownies of course had weed it in , she offered me an average sized chunk,it was almost closing time so I had a little , after closing I headed for my car felt a bit weird but I just shrugged it off , I was forming strong, my driving was funny , my head was feeling heavy infact I was almost hitting every car I managed to get home , this was about 6:30pm being home alone I decided to go an extra mile by completing what I had started from work yea, the left over really nice brownies laced with weed I was ok , I got into my room started sleeping at about 8 hmm wahala started o my people I couldn’t stand, I couldn’t sleep I was dizzy my heart was beating fast, I could feel all my organs hyper working, I felt like like flying from my floor ( 3rd floor) down stairs, I was ecstatic, I didn’t know what to I called my doctor friend a guy , he told me to start drinking loads of water and pouring on myself , rushed to the bathroom barely standing straight I washed my face, poured water on my head , I started to remember my past all that happened to me, as a kid, (that part I liked) I remember my ex boyfriend our fights and fun times ,how much i missed and loved him , all this I told my doctor friend, I remembered things I wouldn’t have imagine I still had stored in my memory infact weed is powerful ,my people it was not funny o it was such an experience I’ll never forget
ReplyDeleteWhen this broda was still in d world lol we went smoking weed with a friend that doesn't smoke so later he decided to try it for the first time na so bros drag weed wells next thing e begin sweat from head, not only him though.. it was a sunny day. Before we knew whatsup he screamed "snake snake snake!! Omo see as all men find stick, stones, iron make we kill snake wey never see.. guy wey d snake? Bros responded "for my head!! E Don begin scroll come down my eyes side.. yepa na sweat wey dey come from him head to him face o.. see laugh as all men hear him response na so we give an new aka o..snakeman!!
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Delete😂😂😂😂😂. Snakeman
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DeleteI laughed till my sides ached😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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DeleteThis is the best I have read
Jesus I can't believe i laughed out loud at 1:06am.. Now I don wake my baby😂😂😂😂😂😂.
DeleteThis is so hilarious.
That's weird and bad... Must you force someone to have the same vice experience with you.. Not considering the health issue of the person...
ReplyDeleteMy room mate in school then used to lace her food with weed with her boy friend... I always refused her food anytime she offered me... It was later she told me what she used to do... I couldn't wait for the session to be over and I was extra careful around her..
I thank God for my instinct.. Me, that have light brain... I wonder what would have happened to me then..
Never tasted it, don't have any drunk or high experience.
ReplyDeleteThat friend wasn't a good person.
ReplyDeleteI remember one very funny weed story I read here on one In house gist post
ReplyDeleteyears ago.
Pls poster of that story, if you see this, pls bring it here again😂😂😂
I smoked weed when I was in school and it didn't have any effect on me. I loved the smell. Preferred cigarettes though. It took away my stress and frustration.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend that nearly ran crazy from just taking a puff from cigarette.
Exactly! No effect at all
DeleteNext time buy that one wey Dey do ( kpa kpa kpa) like popcorn. Come back and tell us if it had effect
DeleteYou haven't tried chamba malawi gold.
DeleteHahah imagescale, that kpakpakpa almost ceased me ooo. One time I took a verrrrry long drag and d next thing I knew I was in front of my mirror, naked and rehearsing how I will behave when I run mad.
DeleteNo experience o
ReplyDeleteThe first time I smoked weed was when I got admission into the university and I will rolling with one of the hottie back then.. She smokes weed alot and one day she like.. Do you smoke and I said yes but occasionally.. Trying to be a strong man.. One faithful day she came to my hustle and ask me to drive her to a Barron she needed to get something.. Omo eh.. We got there and she got the smoke and she ask if we can just rush one blunt together and be on our way.. And I am like ok... Omo as soon as I drag the weed... It was like it was going through my vain to my leg and my whole body started shaking 😩😩😩... Immediately I knew I fucked up.. Dough after then I started trying it occasionally until it was cool.... Dough I am not a big fan if smoking anymore but cab still smoke weed good and catch the trips if needed 💯
ReplyDeleteYou write like someone who just smoked weed ...with too much seed🏃🏃
DeleteI drank skushis(not sure of the spelling),it is made with gin,weed,gegemu and boom.i didnt feel weird,just tired and sleepy.
ReplyDeleteChai I hail you o,me that took only Smirnoff ice and I got really horny and started misbehaving,see me laughing like mumu. I can never forget that day in my life.
Delete😂😂😂 Mom Ella, Smirnoff ice ALWAYS has that effect on me. I always take it when hubs is around. 😁 the rest is history 😉.
DeleteThis we be fun
ReplyDeleteSmoke the marijuana and get high
ReplyDeleteStay above the wicked and fly..Snoop Doggy
You can close your eyes for the things you dont want to see,buh your can't close your heart for the things you don't want to feel..Jonny Deep
Smoking weed under the star projectors,guess we'll never never know how harvard gets us..Drake
Turn down the music cuz the weed is loud enough already...Wiz Khalifa
Don't judge someone until you share a joint with them...Bob Manley
When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself...Bob Manley
Ofcouse i know how to roll a joint..🌿🌿
Cool.
DeleteNo experience o, we had an Ebira neighbor back then in the village,so they brought this relative from Okene, very muscular guy , exactly like that Actor Ninalowo, infact we use to call him Akilapa in our house, very hard working too, we came back from school one day and we heard Akilapa has ran mad , what! Kilosele? The gist: neighbors saw him ran inside the house around 1pm, the next thing he soaked one very big bowl of garri, finished it and started screaming and rolling on the ground that his head is very hot and his brain wanted to explode, they pour several buckets of water on him but no, later he was shouting 'Igbo ni o, igbo ni mo mu o, ta lo ran mi ni se... They had to chain him and bundled him to one native doctor who claimed to be healing mad people, his family spent a lot of money but he never got better, he died like a year after that incident.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww...this is sad
DeleteOh dear. This is why I will never experiment with weed or drugs. You never know how your brain will take it.
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DeleteAwwwe so sad 😞
DeleteMine was weed inside monkey tail with a friend, I became a jolly fellow, smiling anyhow and we were supposed to attend lodge fellowship that was during my nysc. He gave me perfume to spray to dull the smell, I use perfume dey spray inside mouth😎
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DeleteHahahahahahahah Jesu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteI used weed to make noodles when I was in 400l. I ate and was enjoying it till I started hallucinating and laughing hysterically in my hostel. In my state, I told my roommate my deepest secret. Missed three lectures the next day and slept for almost 24 hours. By Wednesday as the incident happened on Sunday night, I was already getting better. I appreciate the fact that my roomie didn't tell anyone else what I told her.
ReplyDeleteThat was when I vowed not to take weed ever.
Smoking weed or anything at all is so ratchet.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe. Weed is not for the faintest of heart. I smoke weed, s.k, Colorado, the only thing I've never tried is loud.
ReplyDeleteMy Friend used weed to prepare jollof rice. My God! The result was near madness. Since then, she has never gone near anything that intoxicates.
Am Drifting away☘️☘️
ReplyDeleteI cant even imagine trying any of those things, me that on a good day, I no even normal when I sober?? Imagine the stage play I will display if that thing should accidentally come near me???
ReplyDeleteLike 6 years ago while I was in the uni 200 level I think, I stayed in a compound of about 3 flats.
ReplyDeleteOne of the flats was occupied by 5 guys who were all roommates and they were pre-degree students.
One day I came back from lecture and saw people gathering on our street and. In our compound. I managed to enter and I saw one of the pre-degree students rolling on the floor, hallucinating and acting funny. I asked my roomies what is going on: so it happen that the guy just ran out of their flat and started the display.
We were all scared cos this guy was the coolest, among his friends. If he is not in school, he is at home reading. So it was so saddening seeing act like a mad man.
Our landlord called his parents after he was rushed to the hospital. His roomies said the parent took him home and that was the last we heard/saw of him.
Fast forward to the next semester, the remaining roommates were fighting one day and one threatened to deal with the other one and that one too was shouting that "I know you be bad person, na so you gave Samuel (not real name) beans laced with weed" according to him Samuel came back from class hungry and met them eating and asked for some, others told him to Goan get something else to eat but this bad guy told him sit and eat knowing that Samuel has never tasted weed before.
That was how we all knew Samuel was not mad, but was fed weed-beans and his roommates kept quiet watching him act mad.
We married with children Female friends gather on Sunday in a private place to smoke weed and talk about our marriages,jobs,goals and dreams.Always a splendid weekend.
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