Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver -24

Oko Ashawo has come again with another story oh

Due to the imposed curfew in Lagos and the way people hurry to get home before 8pm, the traffic situation is now so bad that I hardly make up to 4 trips in a day. Sad right?

A few days ago,towards evening, I set my destination towards where I live so that my next request would lead me towards home. I was so hungry but short of cash because I had visited the mechanic workshop to fix the AC in my car. ..I was short of cash but very hungry...


I positioned close to a shopping mall and luckily a request came in from there. 

Shortly afterwards, I located my rider; a lady whose boyfriend escorted to the car and told me to drive her home safely...She sat in front with me with the various food packs she bought from the mall....or maybe he bought it because naija babes will never spend their own money when they are with a man.


She appeared unfriendly and did not acknowledge my greeting.

As i drove,she brought out the different cooked food and was demolishing them one after the other like someone that was really hungry...

She ate on and the sweet aroma almost killed me but i kept my cool and prayed that ''awoof go run her belle''...lol

After driving for about 30 minutes, we ran into very heavy traffic. A journey that would normally take about 45 minutes was now stretching beyond the usual. 

After a while, I observed she was uncomfortable and was sweating like a ram that escaped being slaughtered for suya...... How could she be sweating when I just fixed the AC that afternoon? I was even thinking of adjusting the temperature because i was almost shivering,so how can she be sweating?

As we continued in traffic, I noticed that she was letting fresh air in every now and then and there was a foul smell that hovered around ...It was obvious this big babe was farting silently but i held my breath and asked her what the problem was and she just waved it off that she had farted and decided to air the place....

As we continued slowly in traffic, she asked me to stop at any nearest convenient place so that she could ease herself.....I said OK and after a while i heard her stomach rumble and she asked me in plain Waffy English
 “My guy abeg, where I fit shit?” 

Aaaargh my prayers had come true and it was not funny at all....

I wanted to punish her by telling her I had no idea but the thought of someone doing the poo in my car made me change my mind.

she begged me to be fast about it and Jokingly added that she didnt want to do the do in my car...

I stopped somewhere she could use and she jumped out of the car and practically ran to the Toilet as if she was being chased by someone with a cane.

When she returned to the car, she thanked me profusely and we continued the Journey...She became nice on the way and tried to make conversation...

It took emergency diarrhea to humble her..

Eventually, I got her to her destination and as she alighted and paid me,she offered me what was left of the food and Also paid me 4k instead of half the amount......
 I thanked her and she left...

As i made my way back home,which was not too far off,i stopped somewhere to throw away the left over food,I may be hungry but i no be dog wey dey chop food  wey 'slay' chick chop remain and more so,not after all that farting drama and the running to the toilet scenario.....


I went home to fix something to eat and had a good laugh remembering how Madam humbled by shit sweated and farted.....
I noted that i would not allow anyone eat in my Taxi again,especially all these babes that leave one location with packs of food and head to another....
I am an Uber driver and not one that transports customers with shit....Haha!!

I hope my end note will not annoy the females here again?..I dont fight with women when i can love them *wink*