Comedienne and actress Chigurl is having a hard time convincing the small boys in her inbox to leave her alone,so she did this public memo.....
In her words;
"Hi guys, okay so I know I'm single, and in the market whatever
When I enter my dms sometimes, I'll see someone say ''hey baby" did you pay my money a dowry without my knowledge? when I check their pictures, all this small smll young young boys who should be online schooling are coming to say "hey baby" to me
Don't do such, I've never be a cougar, I'm not a cougar, I'm a full lioness,it's not cougar. All these small children "what's up?" What's up with ya school fees, come on will you go back to your online classes!
"I date older women"..... come on getaway
"i like them old' ....then go and date firewood
Don't be doing all this things oh, coming here to ask me hey baby, hey mama" who's your mate? Come on dress back, rubbish don't do that, coming to disturb hey baby' don't do that it makes me to laugh.. go and find somebody else, four years or five years but when we are talking twenty sometimes years it can't would here, this is not America Abroad, this is our society, I can't I cannot because when we are dating what will I be doing, carrying you at my back? like a baby, hello eat some cerealac
Why can't I just be approached by those of appropriate age, I want to date my peers.
I love you all but we can't date, what you gonna say, what you gonna do? Back off son, you still doing online classes, I need you to go back to your computer, finish your class you ain't graduated yet boo you still in school.
It's gonna be hard, where do you start the discussion from, hi, hello and I have you at good bye.."
Lollll
ReplyDeleteThey are looking for sugar mummies...
ReplyDeletethis is quite hilarious 🤣 @ common get away
ReplyDeletePls who found this funny, plus the way she typed even made it funnier. Lol
ReplyDeleteShe is talking about the babies. She said she can do 5-4 years but not more. I agree! Totally.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this look like an indirect invitation for her mates to shoot shot.
ReplyDeleteAs a woman whether married or single,both small boys,mature men even grandpa will DM you.
Thank God on instagram you can either Accept the message or you decline. So no need for ranting; na normal thing. Leave dere messaging hangn. Periodt
I saw the invite😉, good luck to her
DeleteRelax 😎. It's just humour.
DeleteShe's single, nothing wrong in an invitation!!
DeleteIt's all humour, let's laugh🤷🤷
I get asked out by younger guys and it's a problem. But why am I small na? Imagine IT student in my office asking me out. People I'm older than with like 11-15years.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain chigurl. You are not alone.
I look way younger than my age
DeletePeople younger than me bother me lol and a lot of people ask 🤷 if I'm done with uni 🙃
I just laugh 😆 it used to annoy me but not anymore.
@chocolate, we are in same WhatsApp group
DeleteSame here, people think i'm still 18
Delete😂😂😂@Shininglongrich at least we are aging gracefully 😂😂
DeleteI join for this whatasup group. Sometimes it's not funny, but Wetin I go do just😀😀
DeleteThis was hilarious to watch.
ReplyDeletesmart woman. All these young boys are looking for who to scam with love. They know she'a mature single woman and assumed she's desperate. Keep it up, Chigurl.
ReplyDeleteAlso be careful of your "peers" because some of them are the same, looking for a successful woman to leech
Copperdiggers
DeleteDisgrace to manhood
😅😅😅😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteI imagined her saying it while reading it, hilarious😂😂😂....
ReplyDeleteWish her luck, it's not easy being a single lady in Lagos even married women are being asked out everyday
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHer write up is so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteFor me too, even small..small white men make pass at me here in Canada. Thinking I'll be interested in them. 😡
ReplyDeleteNo be small thing oh! Plenty oyibo boy-men dey find sugar mummy.
* 1 like that this year started chasing me. He's very handsome 40 yrs old & almost 8 yrs younger than me now, divorced with 3 kids & a high school principal.
I politely TOLD HIM NO!!!
***To start with I don't date civil servants ( headmaster, teachers, police man or school principals)😠😠😠
Even though I'm (civil servant) a govt. employee myself. But I don't want to count or pinch pennies in love & manage with a man budget. Lol! Let alone for me to date or marry a civil servant who is younger than me. E be like say dem think say every (sexy mama) mature attractive & successful woman like me who is set up well now in life is having time for younger man & interested in sexy younger man ??? Tufiakwa!!!😠😠😠
I want my age mate or older man who is very wealthy above average man to chill with, retire together with, travel together, blend & expand our family, watch the sunset together with & enjoying kilishi/ suya with my favorite champagne & cocktails.😎
It can be very annoying. The moment I see ,sup, hi pretty and the likes, j just ignore the message.
ReplyDeleteVery funny write up but I can relate tho! I blocked one yesterday on tinder so, sending me messages and calling me mama🙄🙄🙄 I told him I'm 10yrs older than him and he said it doesn't matter
ReplyDeleteI just quickly blocked him mbok,I'm not looking a baby to date 😏😏😏
Don't mind them chigurl, enjoy your life the right man will come knocking soon.
ReplyDeleteHaahaaaa!!!! We are in the same whatsapp group ooo. Somebody will see you finsh, see specified age, and stll be saying hi pretty, hi baby, darling, sweety, even after seeing over 10 years age gap. I hate all this age is a number rubbish. It doesn't matter stuff. Abeg if it doesn't matter go look for your mama friend now.
ReplyDeleteI will ask who is your baby or go find your mate. And then block. No room for nonsense.
This is what happens when you squat to shit in the bush... You invite all sorts of flies with their array of music.
ReplyDeleteMeaning??
DeleteBulus u are not making sense
Delete😂😂😂
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