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Sunday, February 02, 2020

Sunday Laughs
















You are busy telling someone's
daughter that you can't breathe without her , Is your family aware that you are on life support? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜




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 I don't know why, Every School Has That One
Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don't Earn
Salary.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




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HIV is very scary only when it's in Capital
letters, just look at it now... hiv
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It has always been men b4 women .
Examples;Husband and Wife,Mr and Mrs,Adam and Eve.Until it gets to witches and wizardsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚






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. In Lagos You Must Learn How To Drive Perfectly With One Hand And Use The Other Hand To Throw Wakaaaaa Wakaaaa
wetin eye never see πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





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.. If you see me on the road kindly stop AND tell me
you are my Facebook friend instead of staring at
me like I stole your pant..
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 You know nothing about betrayal until you see
your best friend who told you he hasn't read
anything, asking for extra sheet during exams..
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.I can take a bullet for my babe as long as its chilled, other energy drinks give me headache.......... what are you thinking πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





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.Its my first time in court, and I heard the judge saying "order" and I replied rice, chicken and juice. Now two police officers are escorting me outside I think we are going to the restaurant. .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




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23 comments:

  1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. You think you are going to the restaurant... jail straight ni o

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    2. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  2. The extra sheet is so true

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  3. 😏😏😏😏😏

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  4. My weekend is made, thanks to Stella. This is the Nigerian spirit and lifestyle-laughter,fun and happiness. Not all these pains they are forcing on us now, pkease.SDK, thanks alot.

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  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. Stella you find ways to lift spirits and God bless you for that..

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  7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 thΓ© driving and witches and wizards got me 🀣🀣🀣 *clutching my chwest*πŸ˜„

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  8. They are all very funny, thanks Stellz.

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  9. Lmao, going to the restaurant indeed

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  10. Oh my sweet Lord.

    The guy didn't stop at rice, chicken and juice, did not stop at police escorting me, still mentioned being escorted to restaurant. Hahaha. NUT case.

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    1. The way I laughed over that particular one.

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    2. I'm on the bus. I couldn't help it. I just hope those people staring at me are not thinking I'm going mad.

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  11. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'2 February 2020 at 12:29

    Loooooool @ My first time in court.

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  12. Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
    I really had a good laugh.
    Thanks stella.

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  13. I did not even crack a smileπŸ˜πŸ™„

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  14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£@Extra sheet

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  15. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣loool

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  16. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  17. The extra sheet joke reminds me of the Indian movie "3 idiots". After their first exams, they were surprised to see their fellow idiot at the top of the class

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