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Thursday, February 06, 2020

Boredom Eliminating Post...

 

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  1. Hahahahahahahahaha. We don't know the colour of our problem🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  2. I have not seen the guy with the size of Gbola i want jare

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    1. Keep searching dearie, never give up on your goals.Remember The lord is your muscle.

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    2. Aboki them get am oh

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    3. Lol!
      No go old oh,who big gbola don epp??

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    4. Hehehehehehe
      Reminds me of the madman I saw lastweek, the extra large gbola was standing at attention for express road.
      I look sotay one woman catch me, I was super embarrased.

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    5. I just mistakenly saw one this evening while he was urinating ( was upstairs at the balcony) . Omohhh the thing tooooo long@🙄😱😱😱😱, and very *black* was wondering how e go be when erected. That one will definitely scatter womb. Jeeeez!!

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  3. Global warming & Amotekun

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  4. Pollination and respiration.😜 Oh and the newest culprit is okada and keke bann. 😫😫😫 all these trekking will not allow future bae see original wife material wasting away.😫😫😫

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  5. On a serious note.
    There is no fear factor anywhere. Guess it's just not time yet. When it's time, it will surely happen.

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    1. I hope ure speaking for yourself

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    2. Una dey fight nii? Speak your own and leave him own Nah!
      @ 18:14

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  6. Chai. This one weak me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Zodiac love compatibility.

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    1. Dey dia dey wait for cosmic alignment.

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    2. You people that are obsessively into astrology irk me to the core 🤮🤮🤮

      "I'm a cancer, I can't date Leos because they are crazy" Fuckin bullshit

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    3. D last time I checked,Leo lady and Gemini man didn't match but I know a couple who is still standing strong today,8yrs gone
      It's an individual thing

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    4. Every aboki to his own kettle. Theres no printed manual to happiness handed out at adolescent age, do what works for you.

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    5. Snarker but why???? 😭😭😭😭

      We Leo's are the mo'fuckin best 😁

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    6. Peppa, Leo and Gemini are a perfect match but Sagittarius takes the crown.

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  8. I asked my Christ embassy neighbour why shes still single at 31, fine babe working with Zenith bank, she said she hasnt seen a man with a surname that rhymes with hers... i say Ok, you never ready.

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    1. Wtf!

      It's very possible sha. I once turned down a guy because he met me in the wrong place.

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    2. Dat one dey talk in parable. Wetin she mean be say she never meet the kain gbola we go satisfy her needs.

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    3. It's probably a way to tell you to mind your business

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  9. How much do you have?

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  10. E.g DON

    Hahahahahahahahaha🤣🤣

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  11. Maybe the visa ban and okada/tricycles ban😀

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  12. Pretty girlie, come lemme dig your gold and f**k you.

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  13. @Pretty
    You are waiting for someone based abroad or who has ATM in his house.

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  14. And you are a diamond digger?

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  15. I'm still waiting for him to drop from the ceiling into my room.

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  16. Nothing oh just waiting for the right timing from God.

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  17. Na the travels and trill I go miss from my different women wey dey different cities dey stop me. No two of dem are alike. They come with different flavours, homour, and personality. I no just fit pick one.

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  18. Stella, very funny.

    I just haven't met the person i love who loves me back

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  19. Can I suggest?
    The girls are picky. The guys are f8cky
    😊
    When a girl says, based outside Nigeria, not a salary earner,
    Has own business, a/c balance of at least 100 million, god-fearing 😊
    And the guy says, big boobies, buttocks and waist like an ants and
    fair like chekeleke 😮😮
    The girls will bath with bleach and sew buttocks and breasts join
    The guys will wait for them just to spread legs for them with the flag;
    "no sex, no dating"
    That is the logjam there!

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  20. Haha, Yoruba demons everywhere.

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    1. Why not move to a city of angels.

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  21. They all want to fork
    They don't want to respect my body by doing the right thing (marriage) before consummation
    And God forbid I degrade my body like that
    Some honest ones from the start admit they can't stick to my requirements- I respect them a lot
    But some clowns will agree but few months in they're either trying to force me to change my mind or threatening to cheat- As if that would change my mind
    One idiot even almost molested me in my own house
    I just kick them to the curb so they can peacefully get what they want- not from my own body ni
    Anyway I'm in no hurry
    I'm only 25 and I know that God has someone for me and at the right time, he'd come along
    This is why I'm still single.

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    1. You must think its an easy task for a sexually active guy to suddenly become celibate, when his penis is still healthy?
      Ive genuinely agreed to date a lady without sex till marriage, i thought i could cope, after all i had marriage plans shortly, but one month is like one year i swear, i started begging oh, wen begging didnt work i started small small threats, it didnt work, i started shouting and insulting lol... still didnt work, oboy i waka go meet Amaka, she didnt disappoint

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    2. Are you sure you're not one of the clowns she was talking about? No one is saying you must be celibate but if you jam a girl that doesn't want to have sex and you know you can't do without it, please abeg leave that girl alone and go and find a girl that'd give you freely. Don't try to coerce someone that is doing the right thing into iniquity.

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    3. You must think it's easy for one to be a virgin ba? Or they lied to you that virgins too don't get horny? You had marriage plans SHORTLY but couldn't wait due to lack of self-control, So what will happen when you had to travel for a few months without your wife there with you? The babe dodged a bullet. Na amaka fit you

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    4. 18:49 that's the problem with guys like you, did she force you to date her? She stated her terms and conditions but excess ego did not allow you bow out gracefully. You just ended up stressing and breaking an innocent girl's heart.

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    5. Then remain with Amaka. You don't deserve the girl who respects her body.

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    6. 18.49 a guy who can't control himself BEFORE marriage likely won't after marriage, reason why cheating is so prevalent these days.

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    7. @18:25
      Hold on for there is not other option. If you give in, they will "fork" and dump you.
      @18:49
      And so?
      Have you married Amaka?
      In the end won't you dump her?

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    8. Anon 18:49🤣🤣 so you were trying to bully someone into having sex? If you know you couldn't you shouldn't have started.

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    9. You didn't have marriage plans in mind. If you did, you would give all it takes to marry that lady even speed up the wedding preparations to have someone like her as your wife. You don't deserve her kind. Marriage is full of uncertainties, what if after marriage for some reasons she can't fulfil her marital duties as a wife for a short while due to illness or pregnancy or she had to travel for a short course abroad? You will cheat on her right? You wife can't be with you 24/7 not can you tie her to your waist belt, she has a life, her own goal she would want to pursue which separates from her marital status and all these would prevent constant lovemaking for a while? So what would you do? Or have you made up your mind to cheat? You lack self- control. Hope you will marry your amaka?

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    10. Anon 18:25. You are young enough to be my baby sister. Know this...You are not just your body, you are so much more. A man who should be your husband and the father of your kids should love and want more than your flesh. He should love your soul, your core and your whole essence. You are a 100% and your body is just a mere fraction of who you are as a whole. So if a man would willingly risk losing you and overlook the 90% constituents of who you truly are without a second thought for a mere 10% you refused to offer then you should know where he stands and that he wants nothing serious to begin with. At that point you should know where his priority lies. A man who doesn't want all of you, every aspect of your being( the good, the bad and the ugly all put together) who is so impatient to just have a bite when he can have the whole cake should never have a bite or a taste of you.

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    11. 18:25 Hold onto God and continue to develop yourself so you can keep avoiding disgusting, entitled rapists in the making like 18:49 who don't even deserve to be in the same room as you. You don't have any business with any creature that thinks they have a right to the body of any woman simply because she replies their "Hello".

      Y'all see what I was saying on one post like that where one guy was basically asking where the good, real women are? I asked what are you that the woman you say you're looking/aiming for, will want or consider you? Or is it only penis that every other man has that you're bringing to the table? Or money that a woman can make by herself and that other men have? Many of them are looking for whom to use and want you to be loyal to their stupidity. Imagine a creature that doesn't realise God has favoured him with you, so he starts threatening that he will cheat. He's not even afraid oh! Then, he cheats and returns, expecting and pressuring you to manage the leftover that he is - to take his last name. In my experience, the man worthy of you will be the one who respects himself while agents of the devil like 18:49 and his brethren will act like they're all and all. NONE of the men who came before my husband, not even one of them is worthy to be in the same room as his clothes to wipe his shoes! In other words, no matter what they looked like on the outside, they were just thieves trying to steal from the future of a man who is and will always be a trillion times better than they. I shudder to imagine what would have happened if I had ended up with any of the others. Cos when God came through, He came big.

      If for nothing else, a woman of worth shouldn't put herself in a position where she'll naturally procreate with a madman or extend his lineage. That's one of the things that held me when I was single; I was like, "Even if I don't do anything else right in my life, a useless or wicked man will never be given the privilege of fathering my children."

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  23. It's vice versa babes
    D guys too r tired of fake babes
    Fake hair,bum,breast
    Pancake face and all

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  24. ladies pls keep your p*** clean I cant give a dirt p*** tongues! I turned her down last night as a result of this now she's feeling bad or so

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  25. Peppa, you hit the nail on the head! The fake thing can pain me gan. One will stay in the house with a woman and she'll be looking all ugly-no weave, no make-up, unkempt natural hair, tell her let's go out or a visitor is coming and she transforms like Voltron into a pretty goddess. I now ask myself that beauty is it for outside people or your partner?

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    1. Inadequate farming implements.

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  27. I don't feel like marrying anyone

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    1. Good for u,rather than being a nuisance.

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  28. Majority of them jus coming close to you and saying hi are already feeling like they own you... giving you a thousand reason why you should give them your number...you dunno me from no where next thing you started bringing you hand close to mine to hold it and I immediately took off my hand...next thing you reminded me we're on the road people are watching and it's embarrassing😶😶uncle! really😌😌 who send you before?we're in a world where you gotta trust nobody and you expect me to shine teeth with you...biko dey your dey and lemme dey my dey too so there'll be peace oh😪🙄#BaeisBeulah

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    1. 😂😂😅. Those ones are manipulators telling you people are watching. What isyour business with that. Some will even say" you are not a kid Nah! Bros e! Am a kid. Happy now?

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  29. What else if not because of the depletion of the ozone layer.

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  30. Visa ban.Please and please can any one help me or direct me to the best way in getting visitors visa as they have ban immigrant visa.Im still trying to go meet my fiance in America.So help me God and I am 35years old.i am a female.

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  31. Abeg the answer is volcanic eruption.

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  32. It's climate change oo. 🙄
    Unserious people everywhere.

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  34. Deterioration of male and female genital

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  35. I do want to get married oh. God help me.

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  36. Fear of divorce, its rampant now o!

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  37. I think guys of nowadays don't even know what they really want.

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  38. #20:58...😂😂😂😂😁😀 they're always right and I dunno how they do it...buh they seem to always have an answer to every sentence/phrase said🤔#BaeisBeulah

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  39. I'm still single because God has not sent the right person my way. Patiently waiting for him though.

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  40. Coronavirus. He is in China 😒

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  41. Rice ban
    Okada ban
    Marwa ban
    Petrol price
    Bad roads
    Local Govt task force
    VIO
    Frozen chicken ban
    Pineapple ban
    Scarcity of pepperfruit
    Mile 2 okoko road
    Buhari
    Ati bee bee lo

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  42. My boyfriend is busy doing sugar mummies and asking me to understand. all the guys i meet aint my type while some are gold diggers and fuck boys. i am considering having a child and then face my career.

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  43. My bank Account balance won’t let me

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