Adventures Of 'Oko Ashawo' The Uber Driver...

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About 2 years ago, I was on an official assignment in Lagos with my boss while I was still working with the State Government in another state. After the day's activities, I dropped him off at his hotel in Victoria Island and I went to look for a hotel. Meanwhile, I was given enough money for accommodation but I don't know what brought out the miserly side of me that night o....


After dropping my boss at the Eko Hotel around 10pm, I was bored and decided to catch some fun. I went to one joint like that somewhere within VI and had a drink and fish pepper soup. There were so many girls around. Some were even winking at me. I was forming hard man. I didn't pay any attention to them. Then, I looked at the time. It was already 11pm and I needed to book my hotel room fast.


I then went out. The usual hotel where I stay was fully booked. I went to some others around and they were seemingly too expensive. It's not as if the accommodation allowance I got couldn't take care of it o. I didn't want to go too far but stay close to my boss hence I came up with a decision....


I went back to the joint I was initially, took another drink. This time, a girl came to join me on my table. Normally, I wouldn't even dignify them by giving them attention, not to talk of gisting with them. But an idea came to me that since I'm trying to get a cheap accommodation in that area, these girls usually should know all the options available.

I now asked the girl for an affordable and reasonable hotel and she said there are lots around. I now told her if she doesn't mind, she can take me there and show me, then I bring her back and give her a little token . E be like say na the drink even dey affect my thinking that night sef.... Indulging the girl was my mistake

She took me to a nice place that cost 12k and told me there's another one I can get for less. She was nice and all. In my mind, I was like, hmmmm, this girl no bad o. I finally settled for a hotel and when I wanted to take her back to the joint where I picked her from, she changed it for me ....


In my mind, I was like.... "Wait a minute.... What's going on here"? I didn't understand anymore. The seemingly nice girl had suddenly turned into something else. All I did was tell her that I really appreciate her help and company and I'll take her back to the joint where I picked her and give her a little token for her effort.


This girl no gree o. She change am for me......


The next thing was this... She told me that I should take her into my room and fuck, that which kind of nonsense is that? Do I take her for a fool? That I must do o....
Somebody that was all nice and "assumed" to be a posh girl with all her accent and well spoken English and manners changed to rough pidgin English. I knew I was in trouble.....


She said I have two choices and in any case, I must pay.
The first choice is... I take her to the room right away, fuck and pay or .....


I choose not to fuck and still pay. That if I don't respond fast, she'll show me and I'll be surprised at what she can do.,..


I said to myself.....
"I don die this night"
"Who send me"?
I had agreed with her I'll give her 2k for showing me a place and she denied and said we never discussed that.
She said I told her I'll be taking her for the night at the hotel.


I told her... No nah....I was still trying to be reasonable.


Before I knew it, she removed her wig, threw it with her bag on the floor and I saw the devil personified with all shades of ugliness. The drink cleared immediately and she was the ugliest thing I'd ever met.


The next thing.....

She jacked my shirt and up close, I could see her skimpy top and what looked like well rounded breasts was just padded push up bra. I started seeing all other blemishes including plenty stretch marks all over, different patches of colours, over bleached skin and all.


I was like .... Wait o..... I have to do something fast before it degenerates further. To top it all, I was driving the state official car with the state's plate number. People had started gathering and things degenerated so fast


Her fellow business women came for support and some area boys were already gathering.

I then remembered the scriptures...
"Settle with your adversary quickly...."

I quickly brought out 5k to give to her but she rejected it and said her money is 10k, that I fucked her and refused to pay.

I thought to myself.... Who will believe me?


Abeg, before the story changes again, I quickly brought out 10k fast, gave her, entered the car and zoomed off....


I then thought to myself.... What the hell was I thinking about? How did I put myself in this mess?


Finally, I gave myself brain. I looked at the change left. I had to drive far away towards Ajah and made up my mind that last last, I'll leave very early before traffic builds up to be at Eko Hotel.


I was able to get a place for 12k.
So, after settling down, I went outside to buy Suya. Then another thing happened......


I wanted to compensate myself by eating Suya before sleeping o.


As soon as I stepped out, close to the Suya spot, I saw some girls lurking around. Then one of them strolled towards me and said ....
"Hey handsome, she was so bold, she came and touched me...
She asked... "Are you lodging here? I just nodded in the affirmative.
In my mind, I was like ..... Not again.... Not this night please


She then told me that if I don't mind, she can be my company for the night and give me a very good blow job and mind blowing sex. Before I knew it, the next thing was that she touched my prick and said.., wow, I can give you .....


I didn't even wait for her to finish her gibberish and quickly grabbed her hands and warned her to stay off me. I saw her other friends lurking around the dark corners.


I just said to myself... Devil, you have failed. I told the Suya guy to abort. I did a quick dash back to my hotel. At the reception, another thing happened....


While collecting my keys, the girl there asked if I'd be needing company for the night, that she can see that I'm alone, that she can arrange a very good girl for me fast. That all I need to do is to tell her my spec.


I just told her nicely that she shouldn't worry that I'm tired and I'll be fine.
She then asked.... Are you sure?


I just knew it that the devil was after me that night. I just walked away to my room sulking over my lost 10k