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STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
THE BIG SHOCKER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT.
Pardon me for bringing this up in this platform.
Please my married bvs, I am not a virgin, I met my husband 4 years ago, we decided to wait till we get married before s#x.
Please my married bvs, I am not a virgin, I met my husband 4 years ago, we decided to wait till we get married before s#x.
Fast forward, after wedding, we finally explored and gush... You won't believe what I saw... My husband Joy stick is superb big, I have never seen such before, he looked at me and said "do you love it"? I said it's was too big and Stella we tried but the pain was unbearable, the foreplay didn't work, all the lub didn't work, the Anaconda(the nick name I gave it) kept swallowing all the wetness.
Stella, I am so scared, my husband said he loves s#x like food and I told him I also love it, we really talked about the crazy styles we could do, I never knew I was in for a shock.
Today is our first Wednesday together, we got married on Saturday, my cookie is on fire, I see wetin pass me, I have browsed the Internet for tips but Stella same thing hubby said are there... I know I will never enjoy s#x with him, ohhhh why me? He said I will get used to it, how will I? I have been having pains like I just got disvirgin, me that I am a pro.. I see wetin pass me oh.
So bvs, two options.. Should I explain to him and go my way? Or should I stay? I love him but that thing I love so much and want it daily if possible, with his hummmm, I am lost.
If I had known before commitment I would have test drive. Chaiii.. Night is approaching, oga is sleeping to gather energy for tonight, he was busy all day packing our wedding presents, new year day we are off to Ghana for honeymoon.
Bvs.. When I say huge, I mean HUGE... I swear no woman will be able to, this is not normal.
Please I need advice please Stella.
Stella no red pen pls, I love him but I love me myself and I fist, I am 28 and I have built myself, I am financially confident, for the courtship periods I never asked him for assistant,this is so painful.
*No red pen? OK!
Totoh wey pikin head dey pass comot?Anything can enter....
My dear he is right,you need time and you need to stop being scared and relax your mind....you will soon get used to it...When the hurting heals,you will want more....please make sure you update us Ok?
Enjoy..lol
Kai. Na horse own or what. Tell him not to force the horse on you before you enter coma.
ReplyDeleteWhy some are looking for this, you are crying it is too big.
My dear trailer go enter too. Just relax your body.
Go with enough foreplay or you might do dog style or you do one corner hahahahaha.
Hahahahhahahahaha this life I can't kill myself , oboy I can't come and kill masefiiio ooo, enjoy it jor, stop being chidish.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ trailer go enter too.
DeletePoster you'll get use to it. My hubbys 8s like that too...But once it begins to enter, it'll widen your p...sy then you'll get use to.it and begin to enjoy it. But just know you.can never think of cheating coz it'll be so wide you won't Eva enjoy sex with a smaller d...ck. wide for other d...cks but not for yourhubbys anaconda
DeleteI swear I'm already wet reading about the anaconda coz i loveeee it huge. How will you get wet when you panic in your head. Youre already panicking coz of tonight so how will you now relax and be wet nhaa?
DeleteThis is really a serious issue. You need to see a Doc asap with your hubby.
DeleteThis can affect your internal organ esp your womb if adequate care is not taken.
Stella, pls rate this chronicle 18,we virgins are passing... Let me go and bf my lil boy mbok
DeleteJesus take the wheel.
DeleteHahahahah @ posh Hajia! Virgin mother of ten.... Is alright
DeleteMadam poster please don't leave your new home cos of prick o.
DeleteI will advise you include exercises in your daily routine for now. There are exercises that can help open up your pussy like kegels, squats and some yoga. You can look it up and try it, it will really help.
Sorry darling, I hope it widens soon so you can start enjoying your conjugal bliss.
Kegel tightens the vaginal muscles. I don't think that is the best exercise for her.
DeleteLife can be really funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat some ladies are dying for you are scared of it....let one girl see that thing she go ride am tire.
Truly you can never satisfy human wants especially ladies.
Lol shebi she dey send message to run commot for husband house.
DeleteAs in what alot of women are crying for. I hope she wil not drive in into another ladies's arm.
DeleteBelieve me, some are dead trap. Enjoy kini. you never see big prick before
DeleteWoman dont all have same body sizes na, same as pussy.... theres wide, deep and shallow.. so they desire what fits into theirs.
DeleteOne womans pleasure is another womans pain.
My hubby own na wire you will adjust very soon just relax your mind o
DeleteSorry poster... I feel your pain cos I once dated a guy like that....most of this women talking here don’t know what they are saying, after enduring painful sex with him, I will get a thrush or urine infection. On top say he neva marry me. He told me all his previous girlfriends complained about his size and end the relationship....the only good thing is that he doesn’t last more than 10seconds. I ended up breaking up with him after 8 months😟😟😒
DeleteI hate big sontin biko. Hian!
DeleteYou want to go away because your Hubby's dick is huge? You are not a serious person at all.
ReplyDeleteYou guys keep doing it and with time, your pussy will open up properly. Pele, you will be fine.
Sluttychic.
She is not serious at all.
DeleteYou think its all pussies that open?
DeleteDon't ruin your vagina
Deleteslutty you are so bloody rude. always talking anyhow...she is not serious because you live her reality abi? yes thinking of leaving the marriage now is not healthy but na only her know wetin the pain be like have you heard of women that have had issues cos of very big dick? she is saying her reality. poster calm down and tell him to not go in too deep. google styles that do not allow for full penetration, your pussy will begin to adjust with time
DeleteUse correct lube like preseed n if will slip in ploooooop, n tell him not to pound u like mortar.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteLol@ploooooooop chai una go kill sombori
DeleteGo with the first advice go and buy enough lubricants and keep, it will help you. If oga lasts too long and you feel the lubricant is beginning to dry out, tell him to pull out and you can add more and I mean more you will then start to feel less pain and enjoy it. As for leaving him e never reach like that. Not every woman loves a man with too big a dick abeg.
DeleteBlackberry Lmao
DeleteGet KY jelly. My dear, your p***y will get used to it with time. It will expand and swallow it. Just relax and stop getting tensed. Don't end your new marriage because of a silly excuse. With time you will be the one begging for it.
ReplyDeleteYou are funny with it will expand and swallow it 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteThats not a silly excuse, shes the one wearing the shoes, or in this case accomodating an oversized foreign object... if shes contemplating ending her marriage, then its a big deal.
DeleteHe'd require half the tube of KYjelly for just 5-10 thrusts 😂😂.. one full tube will be used everytime they have sex.
DeleteIf I understand your writeup properly; it says you have been celibate for some year. I believe your vagina walls would have contracted by then. Give it time like I would expand and accommodate the 'rod', you would even ask for more
DeleteYou never see anything, I hope you won't end up in a wheelchair after serious gbenshing.. .😂
ReplyDeleteYour own don be o. Manage am.
Stop making her feel like her husband's prick is a dead sentence.
DeleteOK o, have heard you.
DeleteWe no go dey there tonight when Oga begin pound her. 😂
Don no, you are not helping her at all.
DeletePlease sister cool down and work things out. You claim you love him, this is where to show it. Like Stella said, a baby's head passes through there. And it is wrong for you to say that no woman can accommodate that. Did not God creat him for a woman? Testdriving or whatever you call it won't solve it. It is fornication and you exclude God from your marriage once you get on to that.
ReplyDeleteI wish ANG is here to lecture you on legitimate pounding.
Poster why do you want to scatter your home with this kind of talk? Relax take it easy you will get use to it. You hav been pro with biro cover forming pro now you have seen real joy stick you are complaining. Alot of ladies are out there wishing to have hat you have but you are complaining, do not allow another lady take your man from you. Just less than one week you are already complaining, haba give it some time and both of you should seek for solutions together. Can your Hubby's dick be bigger than the head of a child? If your answer is no then you can handle it.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your honeymoon, make sure you come back throwing up and having morning sickness😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 go and train more on thi kind of prick, there are better ways to enjoy it. We need update oh.
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DeletePregnancy so early in marriage is so old school.
Deleteits so irritating when people say do not allow another lady take your man..so he will have an excuse to now start cheating when she is getting used to his big dick? so a woman will be looking for solutions to marital problems then the first thing for a man when marriage has problems is to cheat? stupid talk that make men think they are life wire....who told you women are out there looking for very big dicks? the women who complain are those whose husbands have very small finger sized dicks and they just want regular size...your common sense should tell you that what the poster is complaining about is extra large...abeg make una stop to dey talk some things wey no make sense
DeleteWhen they tell u people to taste before marriage, u will not hear, just manage his gbola like that & stop complaining cos nobody cares,but if u feel u can't cope, u know exactly what to do.
ReplyDeletePlease how does an erect penis swallow vaginal wetness or is this lady trying hard to pass every blame to the well endowed husband?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever had your bath with a small bucket of water?
Delete@Macbeth
DeleteSo your dd swallows all veejay wetness too?
😂. This question mad o @ Macbeth
DeleteI'm "One size fits all" kinda guy.
DeleteWhen they tell u people to taste before marriage, u will not hear, just manage his gbola like that & stop complaining cos nobody cares,but if u feel u can't cope, u know exactly what to do.
ReplyDelete@Angelray
DeleteSo you are a preacher of fornication as the way forward? And your name is angel, is it angel of darkness?
She did the right thing not tasting before marriage and because she has honored her marriage bed she will soon find pleasure with her man. Poster just relax.
DeleteYou will adjust with time,easy does it
ReplyDeleteHave you experienced a big dick before?
DeleteYou adjusted with time abi
First of happy new year people. I can almost feel your pain. Hopefully you will get used to it. Try the lubricant BlackBerry recommended and oga too should take it easy. How come he didn't tell you he was that huge before marriage? You too didn't mistakenly find out? Kai I hope it gets better sha.
ReplyDeleteOh! You want to leave your husband because of his big abunna,what other people are praying for? Are you sure you even love that man?
ReplyDeletepls shut up? what has love got to do with this? she complaining of the hurt she feels during sex you are yarning rubbish. other people are praying for my arse. her husbands dick is big and that is her reality
DeleteWho no go no know... I understand her pains, met a guy in Uni then, same thing i ran away after the third time, if you have always enjoyed sex you have no idea how uncomfortable a big anaconda is, you can never enjoy it ... wetin sef? This type dey finish person destiny o
ReplyDeleteYour last statement got me laughing.
DeleteDon't mind the ones telling her to thank God. Una never jam anaconda. But babe set your mind to enjoy it and you will. You die there in that marriage oh. No way out
DeleteI agree with you. There was this guy I dated back then,his joy stick just couldn't enter. Believe me. It could not enter. I knew it was the end of the road
Deleteof our relationship. We are still friends and I always wonder how is wife copes. For 3years after marriage they were TTCing. The wife later confided in me that sex with oga is like a nightmare. Abeg.
@15:24
DeleteFornication is what will finish your destiny
Judgina 16:13. Your type can never get anybody to repent. You are more or less placing a curse on her. Was that how Jesus did it? He encountered prostitutes and never did we hear that from Him. Jesus dined with the Tax collector, he never said "stealing is what will finish your destiny". This is 2020 it's not too late to restrategize your way of getting people to repent.
DeleteTell them me kiks.
DeleteYou will get used to it my dear,😃
ReplyDeletetell him to take it slowly with a lube
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of my ex chief, my eyes popped out of the socket when I saw it, it couldn't enter and almost tore my punani, guy man had to learn fingering, washing plate just to calm me but I had to waka when I knew he was cutting corners to dig in. When I saw the babe he was panel beating, na one slim ligiligi girl but her punani must have widened beyond redemption. Hope no be same guy marry you ohhh. The thing that amazed me is that he packs it well and you won't guess from his trousers. I no fit kee myself on top prick matter before womb is pushed out of the oesophagus.
DeleteFear slim babes their pussy oh, the depth no be here.
DeleteIf you scream close to it, it'd echo back.
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DeleteChimo.... SDK people una weldone oooo... Hahaha see gist abeg.
DeleteMadam poster be patient you will get use to it.
I know a lady that can’t find her womb again due to big dick and heavy pounding from it . Her womb couldn’t be found again by docs
DeleteNa wa
DeleteLet go off fear
ReplyDeleteRelax your mind.
Once the rod begins to enter the place,your body will be used to it.
I'm imagining this kind thing that sacred hell out of you.
Snap it and send ,seeing is believing.
Crazy comment
DeleteO L E olè gbokogboko.
DeleteHuman wants are insatiable.. Different strokes for different folks..see what some babe are dying for,chai! This life eh
ReplyDeletePoster,relax ur body and try enough foreplay with lubricant,u will be fine
Don't walk out of ur marriage cos of silly excuse pls
All d best
why do you people just type rubbish? which babes are dying for what? silly excuse becuase you feel her pain? no babe will die for extra large dick cos it hurts. they die for regular big dicks not very small ones that some men have. when women complain they want big dick its not extra large. stop talking rubbish
DeleteFirst of all congratulations.
ReplyDeleteYou have to love the D o! And stop being scared of it.
You and D should get to know each other. Give it a better name . Anacoda no go work here.
I wish you the best
😂😂😂😂 wetin person no go read for SDK blog
ReplyDeleteThis is one chronicle i'd seriously need an update, poster how could you waltz in completely blind..... Oblivious to the compatibility of your genitals, thats way beyond a leap of faith, if you ask me, not having a taste of it could be termed "doing the right thing", but not even a glimpse of it is being foolish, WYSIWYG.
ReplyDeleteEveryday shouldnt feel like a woman in a labour room, a babies head can scale through the opening, doesnt welcome any shape or size of penis, sex should be pleasurable... not pains, and not all vagina walls stretches to the point of laxity.
You need a sex therapist.
Delete3 is too much
ReplyDelete2 is small
So what?
You can use lubricant, so that you will well lubricated to ease the pain..
ReplyDeleteYou can get one from the pharmacy...
No such thing as a blokos that's too big, please be guided young lady.
ReplyDeleteYou need to relax, increase foreplay so you can get wet and open up, in no time you will be sitting on oga and making yourself happy.
No go run from betta prick, na small ones full everywhere cherish your blessings
How many have u fucked?
DeleteAvoid styles like missionary with him hanging your legs on his shoulders or doggy with your legs closed. Those styles increase friction. Open your legs very wide during the act, don't do styles that tilt your hips too foward. Breathe out during penetration and relax your thighs. Yo would get used to it. The vagina is a wonder. It contracts or expands to accommodate your partners size perfectly.
ReplyDeleteBy the time you start giving birth, e go sweet you pass.
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DeletePoster I am in your shoes, it's been over 10 years of marriage and I still scream from pain when hubby is fully erect. He makes fun that after four kids coming out of my veejay, I'm still scared of his dick. Hubby is massive and I sometimes feel like his dick is hitting my womb. I only enjoy sex , when he is not fully erect. Then doggy style is also painless. Find out sex styles that work for you.
ReplyDeletecool down sister, with time , your V will get used to it
ReplyDeleteone man's meat is another man's poison.
In my case,i managed it, wt time I got use to it,but then,wh my dh started gaining weight, d dick reduced, so feed him well, it will get better
ReplyDeleteSo you married a man you had no idea what sex would be like with him? I am sorry, but what do people expect when they do this? This thing confuses the hell out of me! You dated or courted or whatever you want to call it and you had no idea what sex with him feels like? Can you please tell me what you want us to do for you? Like tell me the advise you are looking for? When couples do what you both did, it means they are ready to take whatever they get happily. Obviously sexual compatibility wasn't a priority to either of you while dating so why are you making it a big deal now? Live your happily ever after.To be honest you have no case.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm my dear the lord is your strength. I'm on this table. Hubby's abunna is massive, each time is almost like I'm being disvirgined, I still have pain during the "do" to make matters worse hubby no longer wants me to be too wet. I get bruised all the time.missionary is his best position and he will hang my leg on his shoulder!!! If we go doggy Na there both pepper and pleasure go catch me. When I don tire to shout, Na to pick race be that. I end it!!!! Abeg he who fights and run, lives to fight another day Ojare!!! This is 10yrs oh. I have adjusted to the pain oh because sometimes Na me dey find musa( that's what we call it) go gate oh. Relax you will adjust to both pain and pleasure OK??
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh 😂😁😁😁
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪
Deletesorry but your husband is very selfish.a man who cannot be concerned about his wifes feelings aint it...sad
DeleteUwa nke a sef!
ReplyDeleteMadam relax and you will enjoy his big dick. I fucked a guy with a very big dick during my uni days and didn't believe how sweet it was. Looking at the erect dick alone made me wet. He got me screaming in ecstasy. Tell him not to pound you hard. You will get used to his size with time.
ReplyDeletePoster you will be alright, it will take time though just enjoy the process please try and tell your hubby to use lubricant
ReplyDeletethis one is huge o, sorry poster.
ReplyDeleteAs in eh, I pity her.
DeleteHappy new year everyone!!! NNE enjoy that 2020 anaconda. Change your mindset towards it OK? You are too afraid for my liking. Its not book haram Na!! Just sapee ukwu GI ofuma!! With time the thing ga Abu nkwobi specially prepared for you. Udo!!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Reading comments like this gets me pained sometimes. My bf is small, makes no efforts at all, last a minute and we didn't even have sex up to 10 times in 2019. I'm not sure I want to continue like this in 2020. I'm so confused cos he's really ticks all other boxes.
ReplyDeleteAh, u want it 24hr,7x a week, 365days? 😉
DeleteYour boxes must be very few if he makes no effort when it comes to sex and still ticks all of them. You better get out! What is wrong with Nigerian women, my God! I feel like giving you a dirty slap for actually having this as an issue when you can just throw in the towel. Rada rada!
DeleteManage am biko
DeleteIf he ticks off other boxes and you’re the type that enjoys sex, you won’t be happy in that relationship. Sexual compatibility matters a lot in marriage else you’ll be frustrated. If that’s your deal breaker, you better move on! This is why you’re dating/courting.
DeleteStella this is a wrong info regarding a baby’s head going through the vagina. A woman goes through labor for the cervix to widen aka contract so a baby’s head will pass through. In this situation, the Vagina is in its regular size reason poster finds it difficult having sex with him.
DeleteThe thing with sex in marriage is that it is the only thing that you have to do with your spouse and nobody else. If sexual compatible is extremely important to you then you will have to weigh this well before joining your hand in marriage to him. If he puts no effort now, expect way less in marriage because the intensity of love and attention fall off during the day to day demands of married life. So if you are getting ten times a year now then expect five or less in marriage. If you can handle taking care of things on your own with toys and such then fine, but if you deeply desire to have a physically passionate and highly sexual marriage then you will have to make some hard choices.
DeleteTruth is I'm already frustrated and sex is important to me as well. I initiated sex the few times we had it last year. I've tried to convince myself that I don't care so much about it but I do cos I'm angry at him all the time. How do I even start explaining to my family why I may not want to continue the relationship? My family adores him and I don't blame them. He's really a good guy whose only fault is that he can't even score 5% on sex matters. I'm in my early thirties and aside the sex issue, this is the best relationship I've ever had, hence my dilemma. One can't have everything, so maybe this is just something I have to cope with the rest of my life... I've tried talking to him but he says he sees nothing wrong with our sex life. What else can I do?
DeleteI really feel your pain because he seems like a catch. Your family loving him only complicates the issue. You could do one of two things, you could confide in your mother or a trusty aunt about this issue and your fears for the marriage. Hopefully they are a level headed, logical thinking person who doesn't just fly off the handle. Depending on the relationship with your father and your comfort level with him, you could confide in him too. Men for some reason want their daughters to be satisfied in every way and this is why I also suggested speaking with your father. Plus men are less emotional and will bring a completely different perspective to an issue that sometimes women don't.
DeleteNow, if the above is not possible under any circumstances then you will have to perhaps research foods and herbs that bring on sexual desires and feed them to him. I know watermelon has been long believed to be a sexual stimulant. There are herbs that can be got from the natural food store, horny goat weed and maca root or you may see it as just Maca, which I believe also may come in tea forms, though I see them mostly as pills. Bananas are also thought to improve sexual health.
Your man is quite possibly borderline asexual. If he is also in his early thirties then he should be showing more interest in sex because he has youth on his side. You may also have to ask him if he finds you sexually desirable, and see how he reacts. In the times we live in he may be gay. I am very sorry to mention this possibility. This is also why it is important to confide in someone trustworthy and wise who you know loves you. He either is borderline asexual, having a chemical imbalance, or gay. You will have to find out what it is and act accordingly. I sincerely wish you all the best.
Enjoy it and relax your mind
ReplyDeleteThis is the tip that the experts always give. Don't let him penetrate you on his first erection, do other things and allow him to come without penetration. When he gets hard again then you can let him penetrate. Apparently the first erection will be the hardest and firmer than all the others. The second erection will not be as hard and easier to manage. Woman on top will be easier as you can control the depth and force of penetration. Both of you laying on your side will provide a gentler experience. Do positions that do not involve deep penetration.
ReplyDeleteTry to give birth naturally when you decide to have children it will help. Don't put yourself at risk though if natural birthing is unsafe for you. Also keep in mind that you likely will have to stay married to him for life, to the size you have described he may change your body and stretch you more than the average man could fill, so make your marriage happy and enjoyable outside of the bedroom.
Best advice.@ poster, heed.
DeleteI think this lady and has husband need to seek expert help..
ReplyDeleteAlso people should know some things before getting married...this is called 'making informed decision'
I think this lady and has husband need to seek expert help..
ReplyDeleteAlso people should know some things before getting married...this is called 'making informed decision'
Poster take anon 18:06 advice... Try those styles he described up there, it will work.
ReplyDeleteSex chronicles in the beginning of year 2020. Hmm! God have mercy. Some chronicles shouldn't be posted at the beginning of the year.
ReplyDeletenatasha the hypocrite I comot cap for u.uburu ochicha
DeleteI love big dick and my exes have been between 7-9 inches erect. But you see this my current boyfriend? He’s about 11’inches and his penis carry weight. The first 3 months were like I was in war camp. I couldn’t walk, I will be shaking after... I really suffered. And he came from a relationship with a sex addict so he can go for a long time. It’s still a struggle when he wants to enter but it has gotten better. I think with him I will be able to do vaginal birth much easier than before because my vagina used to be sooooo tight. Well we are planning marriage soo... he’s big ooo, it’s still a struggle but now I get very wet so it works out. When we are both gbenshing away and I am very wet the pleasure is amazing... don’t worry poster, just keep at it. Happy New Year.
ReplyDeleteSex is usually both pain and pleasure, you need relax your mind and not let it be an hinderance to joy in your marriage, it’s only a matter of time for you to get used to it... it’s a thing of the MIND
ReplyDeletePoster tell your hubby not to put everythingaat once during sex. Half half untill when your pussy gets used to it
ReplyDeleteplease stay in your marriage and enjoy what God has blessed you with jare.. there are ways around it just have an open heart and enjoy him
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