You say wetin?
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
THE LOST RING
He left and promise to come back the next day, he gave me 1million to go to Hospital to get it out, Stella all the scan results found nothing ohhh, I told him and he said he gives me 1 week to provide his ring.
See me see wahala oh..
I have been hearing the cry of cats at midnight, I am lost.
Should I escape from my rented house?
**Escape to where?Every dog has its dog,maybe yours has come......Hopefully you will not lose your womb cos he might have deliberately slipped the ring into you and if the ring has vanished,so has something inside you...go and check if you still womb ooooooooooooooh.
When you started this escapade with your sugar daddy, you didnt tell us... abeg shift with your cross.
ReplyDeleteBetter retrace your step to christ, na only God fit deliver you from this one.
DeleteIs this real? APON Sugar girl
DeleteHe gave you 1million naira to remove ring from your body???
DeleteHow much is the ring???
There os fire on the mountain!!!
He gave you 1million naira to remove ring from your body???
DeleteHow much is the ring???
There is fire on the mountain!!!
Check the room and the bed well well
DeleteOK @poster, So after one week what happens? Don't forget to give us feedback. @ang, food is ready🙌
DeleteHere comes the chronicle of the year! Ring in the pussy?Olorun alsgbara o
DeleteHahahahhahahahahaha see gbese , your eyes don't clear
DeleteNa wah oh!
DeleteThis is not an ordinary something oh
Poster, I hope you're not being used for rituals.
Biko rush to GOD now, it's only him that can save you from this situation
Haaaa!!! The man is using psychology, trying to make you the guilty one. Is the ring more than one million naira which he has given you? Why didn't he take it off before doing the deed. And he has given you one week? Smh. Poster, give your life to Jesus and repent of dead works of sin. Jesus is the only way.
DeleteGo to a proper hospital let them get it out.
ReplyDeleteIf they cant find it, maybe it wasnt there and guy man wants to use style and dump
Girls una no dey hear word,okay enjoy your sugar daddy in peace ,when you guys started you did not inform us.
DeleteThis never happened. The poster just want to get bvs talking cos post like this riles 'em.
DeleteI am not happy that no one has analysed this matter properly....ok Anty how many fingers was he using? What finger was the ring on....I ask because if guy man was fingering with more than one finger then he should felt the ring slipping off. ....and if only one finger then your pussy should have been pushing the ring backwards with each thrust....which leaves me think there something very fisshhy about this chronicle ...😎
DeleteBig fat lie.
DeleteStupid story.
Thank you, Shantelle. Can't believe this made up rubbish
DeleteI'm also very doubtful but at least, it is is not a tearjerker for cash. Let us humor the poster.
DeleteCheck the last venue where you both met very well. If the imaging results say it is not in you, there is nothing up or in there. The ring may be a heirloom or have a deep sentimental value. Just search well and ask him to re-live that day in his head as he may have left it somewhere. You're having nightmares and reading meanings into things because of the guilt of your affair.
Oh dear me, lady what have you gotten yourself into.
ReplyDeleteMy dear your life is really at stake. Longer throat don kill you oo. Better run to a strong man of God for protection and to help you fight this battle.
This one scan is not showing anything. A won pepper dem gang now you are running. Chai
Run to a man of God for protection and not God Himself??
DeleteWow.
Woooo yori yori,which kind statement is this?she shld run to a man of God?ur love for men of God has really taken over ur life tuehh
Delete@Mystique, I am as baffled as you are. Wow!
DeleteHahahahahahahaha. yori stopped singing about her Bishop long time ago that's why you dey complain of her statement. Yori believe in man of God than God.
DeleteSugar Lady,I don't know what advice to give you because I haven't subscribed to sugar daddy before..
This is what came to my mind too when I read it, so men of God has taken over as God now, issokay
Delete*Larry was here*
Your advice tire me. It is the name of the lord that is a strong tower, not the church or the member of staff there that you call man of God. Are you a man or woman of the devil? Was Jesus or any of the apostles ever called man of God? Look unto Jesus, the author and finisher of your faith please. The Bible says that CURSED is he who puts his trust in man. Nothing can separate this poster from the love of God and she has equat access to God as Jesus dies for her as well. Poster, like the thief crucified next to Jesus, call on God directly and ask for grace, protection, direction, help and all that you need. You don't need another intermediary to heaven as you have Jesus already.
DeleteWow 😮 magical ring 🤷🏿♀️
ReplyDeleteIf the ring got stuck, it should be inside of you and if it’s not, where did it enter? You you have magical powers too?
ANG is coming for you 😂
Kai the way I laughed while reading this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteThe ring is there, it's only that scan will never see it because it's not ordinary.
DeleteHer own don be.
This is the funniest chronicle I have ever read 😂😂. Poster please ensure you keep us updated.
DeleteChocolat noir, my own was crying and laughter!! These type of chronicles are too funny! 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSorry poster, if your story is true, he may have done this deliberately. Now is the time to repent, please do not harden your heart to the salvation and deliverance available in Christ Jesus. God is very merciful, if you turn to Him in humility, He will save you completely.
God, cannot be mocked though, so only turn to Him, if you're ready for Him to fully have His way in your life. Jesus is the one who says neither do I condemn you, go and sin no more 🙏🏾❤️❤️.
I am worried for this poster. Maybe you should go to a living church and speak to one of their pastors to be sure you are okay and nothing was taken from you. This is scary.
Delete😂😂
Delete👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
@chocolate Noir, I just saw your comme on IIHN. I love your ID 💃🏿
DeleteYaaas babes ❤❤🤩🤩💃 thank you
Delete@16:34 😂😂😂 lmao
I just want to believe this Chronicle is a joke or a movie script lol .
Ghen.Ghen.....
ReplyDelete1mill for you to find ring, why couldn't he get another?
my dear he knows where the ring is.
Heheeeee.... Waiting we no go read for this blog again? What kind of smelling chronicle is this?
ReplyDeletePoster i put it to you, for him to give you such huge amount of money just to get this ring out means that the ring is not an ordinary ring else he could have used that money to buy another one. Leave person husband una no go here. See your life for outside....
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 God be praised. Be punishing them like that
ReplyDeleteAmen, and the man too. Hahhahahahhahahhohohoh
DeleteYes oooo
DeletePls sis let me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this sound funny but it really a delicate matter.
ReplyDeleteIt either that man is diabolical or your karma has come.
This is one funny chronicle.. Stella even serious dey give advice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNow you don swallow what is more than you. That's not an ordinary ring, when we told you people to stay out of all these nonsense, will you hear? I bet you, what's after this won't be easy at all
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
You got yourself into this. Try and get yourself out. The quest for money has gotten you into this. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteSo you mean he fingers you with a metal or whatever harmful object on his finger? and you don't mind cos of the money?
ReplyDeleteWell, let's hope that's not the source of his power and wealth.
If you survive dis, I hope you repent and turn a new leaf
I'm here to read comments. Eleyi gidi gan
ReplyDelete*Leave
ReplyDeleteWhat am i reading?
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😁😁😂😂😅😅😅😅
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteLeave sugar daddies alone,they won't hear!
ReplyDeleteNtoorrrrr!!
Hahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stella, your titles are always apt.
ReplyDeleteWhat won't Yemi Alade see while looking for Johnny. Hehehe
I'm sorry, no advice here. Not even sure what i read up there.
Goodluck Sis.
You people wont kill me
DeleteLmao 😂😂😂😂
Oh God!😁😁😁😁😂
Deletelol. this is ridiculous, outrageous, very laughable. things day happen sha.
ReplyDeleteWhat will I not read on the internet?
ReplyDeleteI mean, what will radical for ndi muo not see in Dubai?
Otuocha😂😂
How did his ring slip into your pussy(emabinu)?
This one off me o. He uses his left ring finger to finger you?
Wow!
He even gave you one million Naira to confirm if the ring deposit into the vagina bank is safe.
You can try another hospital since the first one didn't see anything just to confirm your fears.
I just hope you're safe. I'm sending you my prayers, please be safe.
Probably guy man inserted all fingers. Who knows if he was fishing her with open hand.
Delete😂
Miss! You better pray that this your Sugar Zaddy has not used you to multiply his wealth because "Hmmmmmmmmm.....". Imagine someone that gave you a million naira to go to the hospital and "Get it out" Nne leave am your Zaddy don use you jare.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteSeriously?? Go see a doctor & be thoroughly examined. If you overcome his, repent genuinely, do deliverance & never tow this path again.
Are you for real???The man knows what he has done to you,that was why he gave you 1M to go to the hospital.Escaping from rented house is not the solution.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I had to laugh, enjoy whatever come out or becomes of you in future... A man who fingers you with a ring has an ulterior motive.
ReplyDeleteI guess we all laughed
DeleteBut I'm just imagining the possibility of the above predicament .
Occupational hazards...
ReplyDelete😂 😂 😂
DeleteComment today should be interesting. Let me go and put my moi moi on fire then revert. I will be adding my own comment too. But let put this pot on fire first, i dey come back.
ReplyDeleteStella well done o there is indeed nothing Adele no go see on the otherside.
Hahahahaha. Sister, have you heard of the word "karma"?
ReplyDeleteYours just came knocking like this like this wey u see... Leave other people's husband una no go hear. You done see am naa😂😂😂😂
See me laughing like a cat.what a funny chronicle.
ReplyDeletemadam do dry fasting and ask God forgiveness and pray that your womb is still intact or else sorry na your name.
You're losing your vital organs here, bet it.
ReplyDeleteYou have been caught.
Poster have you seen this👆🏻. @Donatus has said it all. Your organs are beginning to disappear one after the other.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete@GnM who's Donatus? Abi Don?😂
Delete@poster I pray our senior apostle counsellor Caesar answer you tomorrow😂😂
Don!!!
DeleteThe way you typed bet it is what's killing me 😂😂😂😂
hmmm poster if this is for real you are in for a big trouble. He purposely deposited the ring in there. The year is rounding up and it's christmas already you're supposed to know what's up at this period of the year. This is not the time to go to hospital only God can deliver you
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm... Jesus is Lord. Please go back to check the place you both meet. Maybe you will find it around there. It's well with you.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s the name of the movie
ReplyDeleteOh My Dayss! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What in the Mona Scott ratchedness is this?
ReplyDeleteMan, listen. If this chronicle is not bogus, you better take yo ring swallowing ass to a prayer house for strong deliverance.
Lmao at "should i escape from my rented house" 🤣🤣 You care too much about aesthetics for someone scared. I call bullshit. 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooooo😂😂😂😂😊😂😂 olosho ti f'obo jona
ReplyDeleteYour comment literally made my day. I haven't stopped laughing since. Water is coming out of my eyes....oh my goodness! Olosho ti fobo jona.like literally! Obo yen ti jona
DeleteHmmmm.... You are in for some big ride. There's only one person that can help you and that's God. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteYour toht🤐🤐 cannot "vomit" that ring by going to hospital o.
ReplyDeleteIt is quite appalling how spiritually naive a lot of you are.
The man knows the game he is playing and he is just doing masterly inactivity with you.
You are not even concerned that your life and eternal life is in danger of
being imperiled due to vain pleasures for which you are a pawn on an occult chess board.
You are hearing the cry of cats...yes, that's his occult totem and it is baying for your blood.
You've been receiving blood money. it is time to pay with your blood.
But there is a way out; run to Jesus now! Yes, abandon this dilapidated broad slippery way you have
entered and call upon Jesus;
For whoever call upon the name of the Lord will be saved. Romans 10:13
Begin to fast/pray and avoid this man and his likes. Study the teachings of Jesus; the New Testament is there on your phone.
A similar scenario I know had to do with the wife of the sugar daddy making rituals on the husband's wedding ring. The first time he
had intercourse with his side chick, it
was a threesome, the two ladies ran mad once the ring touched their naked bodies. The ring of course disappeared. Once the man came back home trembling like grand convulsion and sweating, the wife handed the ring over to him.
Suffice to say that the wife's juju eventually claimed her as she
is in a mental asylum "abroad".
The evil one always have his way to harvest souls and it is a pity that
a lot of people, ladies especially
are helping him out.
Hope my yarns has helped you today
😘😘😘😘😘
Tor!
DeleteFood don land
DeleteThat crying cat she hears is what a lot of people are not paying attention to.
DeleteNa wah!
ReplyDeleteGet your own ID and stop using mine..
DeleteLol...pretty me.
DeleteLmao another commotion here kilode 😂😂😂😂
DeleteNa asiyeri 🙄
ReplyDeleteAsi aburo obele kwa.
DeleteFear catch me. Ikon Allah sai kallo.
ReplyDeleteMy yarinya
DeleteThe Love of money has cost you your womb,I pray it won't to to a reptile that will be crawling in your stomach/womb.You need to go for deliverance.
ReplyDeleteThis one shock me... Jesus!
ReplyDeleteThis one nor know anything
ReplyDeleteGo and see a proper gynecologist, they’ll have a look and if they can’t find anything I’ll advice you go for a proper scan or something .
ReplyDeleteThat how God will be giving you people restless night and day. leave someone husband, you people will not hear. Go for deliverance 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
ReplyDeleteInsert a magnet I've forgotten what that instrument is called, I'd check the name and post if I remember. It's a magnetic rod they use in workshops to pick nuts and washers. Go to any workshop you'd get it. Stop panicking. And if you want to pee from now onwards, make sure you pee into a bowl. Okay?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Insert more foreign stuff? Girl bye! 😂😂
Delete😲😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poster see your life outside!! Your internal organ has become North pole.
Delete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteOshey baddest!
DeleteYou is the real adviser.
Lmao.
Hahahahhahaha oturukpeke , magnetic wetin? Poster don hear am today!
DeleteAunty fight your battle on your own o
ReplyDeleteKarma just came knocking on your door. Mtcheeeeeeew.
ReplyDeleteposter i don't even know what i should tell you. Come to think of it did you noticed him wearing a ring before the fingering? is this the first time he is fingering you?
ReplyDeleteTell him is a lie his ring didn't stock inside your pussy, how can his ring fall off his finger and drop inside your pussy without you knowing that or feeling something is inside you? You need to involve people, prayers is needed here and you have to shine your eyes.
Both of you should visit the hospital together for him to believe you no ring is inside you. Babe you need to be smart, watchful also and do not allow this man damage your womb. Please do not forget to update us.
God have mercy! Please go and repeat scan and start praying to ur God ooo. Am even scared for you.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 Stella just broke the table. Poster are you sure you are a BV? Because its a crime to be a BV and be dating a married man upon all the advises we dish out here. We need to start charging some of you before giving advises.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like your sugar daddy is trying to use you for rituals. I don't know why you will date someone you can't stand up to. Its time you send him a message, tell him you went for scan nothing is there and this means he's trying to use you for juju and if anything happens to you, he will be held responsible. Let him know you've seen all the strange spiritual attacks he's been sending your way. Go and report him to police for threatening you and also go for deliverance prayer.
you were not even worried about germs under the ring. Yet u let him finger u with. U deserve what you are getting.
ReplyDeleteLol @ "Stella, come to my aid" as the person that sent you, abi? "Should I escape from my rented house?" is what you're talking about, instead of worrying about what's left of your life.
ReplyDeleteYou're not going to find the ring, even if you go to 10 hospitals. Your sugar daddy has just completed using you for juju. Leave married men alone, una no dey hear. Y'all are woke disciples of #BabyGehForLife, it's the man that made the vow, nyen nyen nyen. Not every diabolical man can or will agree to use his wife or child for juju, but you see girls like you? Apart from being a dime a dozen, most of you are walking around as empty shells without realising cos your essence has been taken by these men.
How can someone finger you wearing a ring? Does people now finger with left hand? Abi no be wedding ring? This is one chance o
ReplyDeleteAm not understanding the left hand fingering too, if this story is real, poster you've been used for rituals. Stop going to hospital, you won't find any solution there.
DeleteStay away from married women una no go hear
ReplyDeleteWhere to start?... I'm not even sure. It's almost impossible for me not to trivialize this because this has to be one of the funniest narratives I've read this year, at least. Com' on, this can't be real. This must be a bv getting in touch with her comic side. However, lemme give you the benefit of the doubt for giving me the much needed comic relief. It has been a stressful day!
ReplyDeleteSweetheart, this is so wrong on so many levels. I wouldn't bother addressing the marital status of your lover, I am highly confident that there will be an overwhelming flow of opinions and backlash on that matter, understandably so. I want to comment on the atrocious disregard of the welfare and wellbeing of your lady parts, your "puss" specifically. Honey, far be it for me to cork your groove but you mean you don't discriminate when it comes to... how do I put this delicately?... does it mean you don't discriminate when it comes to having your "puss" fingered?
As if sanitary or hygienic concerns are not bad enough, you allowed your "sugar daddy" invade your "puss" with his finger, wearing his wedding ring? No concerns about abrasions or cuts? Poor puss! Sweetie don't you know you can get an infection? Ironically, that should be the least of your concerns but I choose to address it, nonetheless. Don't you even care that he is going into you with his wedding ring? I guess symbolism means little or nothing to you. Alas! It appears your "puss" is corrosive enough to dissolve precious metals or has spirited away the ring to only God knows where.
As if your story isn't hilarious enough, you're actually calling Stellz to come to your rescue? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Lord have mercy! Her advice couldn't have been more apt. While at it, be sure to check that your uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries are still in their natural positions. Perhaps, step it up a notch and be sure they are still functioning. I'm not sure which is funnier, your narrative or Stellz's advice.
Before you submitted your cookie 🍪jar for this married man to play with you did not write to ask us or Stella o.
ReplyDeleteAll the millions you've been collecting, you did not write us or Stella to ask for sharing formula o
Now that your veejay is at gunpoint to vomit swallowed ring, you are sending SOS to us? 😝😝😝
Is this for real?
ReplyDeleteJesu! Nothing I won't read oh
ReplyDeleteI don't believe you. What kind of fingering will make a ring go righ inside your vagina? Unless the man put his fingers including his palm inside you. Something elsebis going om here. We are not dumb.
ReplyDeleteYou're naive from your comment.
DeleteHaven't you heard of fisting? Men fist with open or closed palm, it dependelasticity of the pussy. .😂
Men wey dey fistfist anus, pussy na nothing.. 😂
hahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😁😃😄😅😆 this is some funny shit mehn!!!
ReplyDeleteRing inside pussy?Olorun alagbara o. Here comes the chronicle of the year!
ReplyDeleteThis one takes it. Unrivaled.
Delete😂😂🤣🤣🤣
DeleteWhy should she run to Jesus now, God has indeed become you people's ATM....very sad ...talking about having Sugar Daddies as if it were the norm. Or perhaps it is?? I call bull crap on this story!
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYour Vagina must be a ringnapper.
See your life
Na ringbearer vagina o my sister😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteAs an Mbano girl my word to you is OTU OCHA. Have you watched Glamour girls Part 2?? Nothing Mamman Daura no go see for Buhari bedroom..👹👹👹 See your life Pussycation gone wrong..
ReplyDeletePhoenix
As an Mbano girl my word to you is OTU OCHA. Have you watched Glamour girls Part 2?? Nothing Mamman Daura no go see for Buhari bedroom..👹👹👹 See your life Pussycation gone wrong..
ReplyDeletePhoenix
Ah glamour girls !!!
DeleteThat movie that year 😂😂
Who fingers with a ring.....radarada
ReplyDeletePosters’ Sugar Daddy does.
DeleteOrishirishi
ReplyDeleteMad o!!! Eleyigidi gaan o. Pls go to another hospital if the doctor doesn't see anything that means you need to go MFM asap!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, this is scary, but how is it possible that your vj would swallow his ring? 🤔🤔🤔, Babe leave married men alone, most of them no pure.
ReplyDeleteNothing wey Musa no go see for Gate
ReplyDeletePoster I really don't believe you. But if it's true then you really need spiritual help because it's your death that is coming next. I know two girls it happened to one died and the other survived because she had the opportunity to meet a spiritual man that deals with occultic matters like yours. Dear poster find spiritual help before it's too late. I can help direct you to the spiritual man. May God deliver you
ReplyDeleteThis story isn't real jor. The ring is even supposed to be going upwards the root of the finger during the act. And Oga too didn't feel anything when the ring was gently slipping off his finger??? Biggest LIE of the century...
ReplyDeletePoster, l feel sorry for you so l will be nice.
ReplyDeleteGo to a good clinic that has 3D imaging and ask for a vaginal ultrasound. It will be done with a probe inserted into your vagina. Also, calm down and search your room very well. Sheets and all. It could have fallen off his finger and got entangled with your sheets.
What’s the one million for though? That’s lot of money for a scan or check up. Well, from now on, stay away from married men. You see the stress you are going through now. Is it worth all the money in the world? Peace of mind is better than it all. You need to go to the nearest MFM parish if the Doctors don’t see it. May God use this incident as a turning point in your life, to draw you closer to him. Repent and always cover yourself in the Blood of Jesus. keep us updated. Shallom!!
A spiritual exchange has been made,the moment he inserted his ring inside your vagina,he gave you a certain amount of cash and the scan couldn’t see the ring.Think about it,you better go to a deliverance ground as soon as possible and turn a new leaf.
ReplyDeleteMarried man hmmm, you no go hear! Fiam now okay
ReplyDeleteThat man is a ritualist
ReplyDeleteGo for MRI investigation
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm... I don't even know what to say
ReplyDeleteGo for transvaginal and pelvic ultrasound scan and take the result to a consultant gynecologist.If nothing is seen then know say dey don use ur destiny for something..Beg for forgiveness from God & go to a real pastor for better deliverance cos I fear ur life..Sugar babies;hope ur reading this.
ReplyDeleteThe oga dey VI dey price G-Wagon. Maga don pay! He don buy a G-wagon for N1m + tp + hotel room money.I pity the poor guy who go marry this one and follow am dey go Shiloh for fruit of the womb.
ReplyDeleteVery nauseating chronicle...how can this be real...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha make una dey observe hands before fingering start oo.
ReplyDelete