MONDAY In House News...

Monday is always a day to reflect.....

I hope your day is going on well?Hmmmmm who can guess where i am?....Lucky guess will win 4gig data....(No one will ever get this and if you do wahala go dey )hehehehehehe


The way some people drop comments trying to derail posts eh,I dont get it!!!

BIRTHDAY GIRL EZINNE COVERS MONDAY IHN

Yesterday Sunday was my birthday Stella and I still can’t contain my joy. Happy birthday to me and all October-born. May we all bask in the euphoria of our answered prayers. Cheers!



Happy belated Birthday babe geh...hope your week remains full of celebration..





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BV WHO IMPREGNATED HIS LAND LADY GIVES UPDATE

Should we toast to this already frown a bit? like I early said here, I mostly have longer night these days. I get fresh Questions popping up my mind daily

Myself and my landlady had this hrt to hrt discussion while I asked her of what reason she got pregnant for me ? her intention was to trap me? I was shocked when she said" I feel your chilliest sperm in me whenever you nut" is that the main reason you hold me back with full force whenever I wanna withdraw my d.... during cum? do you know I can easily sue you up in a more more civilized country for this? "Conception assault" and she replied with smiles sorry now!no do you know am carry our baby now and she held my hands to feel her heavy bell was a mix feels for me was sweating and I was cold,seems like I was having the mind of my own anymore suddenly she whippers baby do you know frequent XXX ease child birth I nod to the beat of my village people once more. 

This time my landlady pull her back and whine on me again and held the dinner table I was riding her from behind the deeper and slowly I go she started speaking urobo. 

Her p.... was so hot time with pee that can boil you hot akamu. suddenly she just off my d.... for dam the whole sitting room was messed up with pee like a tap! I was busy looking for cloth to block her p.... this time same time I was worry for the baby too by this time I never cum and if I no cum during XXX I cant think straight or do things right for the whole day! 

Then flash on I could hear the car horn of my landlady's daughter at the gate this time cause she always make this reckless horns... zip on and find my way to my flat her mom was till laying on her back but I needed to clean up this mess right? 

Stella I immediately call her to rush down to my flat she insisted she wana have a shower but I pleaded and she came through the back door cause her mom ever warned her to stay clear off me.


Stella more reasons I wanted her here is for her not to meet her mom in that position in their house and the pee is mostly all over the place. she came and I sat her down the I was like .. M we needed to talk " five weeks ago you told me you were pregnant" why do you put a prank on me? and she resp.... come off it I was pregnant truly but you don't show concern made me opt for D and C, I apologised to her she drew me closer started eating lips her thing is that she easy bounce on BJ stuff before s#x. we dived to the bathroom she brought out my d.... suddenly her face changed and she asked" why is your d... so Vein you had s#x? she smell it? and rush my bed room but hey stella my hrt beats fast but I needed to take control of this gosh no few mints she went into the bed room my for rang.. my landlady don dey call saying the baby in her is missing her dad that she wana come to my flat but I said to her I was out, her returned to me bathroom turn her for doggy and the thought of her mom came no me and I came too! lately that day I got a text from my landlady saying you brought my daughter in again? said am sorry but this is our deepest secret you know here. one day I day hope for threesome with them put liver dey faill me to ask soon!

Next Jan makes it a year I plan to park out then get some for the remain year.. my d.... top don peel

off to work...



I cant stop laughing,this man you are crazy i swear...hehehhehahahahahahha
landlady has a baby for you and her daughter had a D and C for you and you are still gbenshing both?I swear you are a dog oh but i am enjoing your story..abeg give us update and please send me your post searching for accommodation and lets get you out of there fast....

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COMMENT SECTION



Somebody help pls,how do i treat a smelling fishy Vagina? i need prescription for drugs i'm ready to use my last 3k to buy d drugs.. from what i saw on goggle they said is BV i dont hve money to run a test pls help me my people i beg u in Gods name..





Madam go to the hospital and stop looking for self medication,you have an infection and thats why its smelling like fish,you better go for correct cure before later you will say its your Village people that are responsible for why you cant have babies....








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SIDE CHIC CHRONICLE ON USING KIDS PHOTOS

Comment was dropped on October 19th Spontaneous Post



Happy weekend everyone. Stella I did the side chick post and will love to correct few things. My husband is a retired Soldier and Brash, I have Kids from 14yrs old . Please I didn’t say my boys were planning on beating her, I said my boys did some investigations for me. 

I read through the advice and I must say Most people giving me such advice are equally in the same situation and are here telling me to leave him. Have u all left your own husbands? Over 100 comments claiming leave him, indeed. Please did I voice he beats me or maltreated me? Only PINKLADY and a few were very realistic and reasonably! 

Please all of you should please leave your own husbands that I am sure are doing wors,Is it not Nigeria women again? Good at giving advice but can’t take there own advice. Please all I said was “ Stella Advise me , I don’t like her using my children’s pix on her social media handle , my children pix should be off her madness “. 

Thank you all anyways



WOW....Na wah.Please take it easy nau,why are you spitting hotness like me?

lol...we all advice from a place of love,sorry if the words hurt you...

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PREGNANT AT LAST!

Stella and my fellow blog visitors . i posted on the blog that you guys should pray for me as i have been wanting to get pregnant. i asked for your prqyers because my period was due yesterday and i dint want it. well it didnt show and today i waited to 12pm when it usually shows and nothing. 

I ran out to go get preganncy test and boy the result had me crying all through. i am pregnant and i am about to be someones mother. i pray for each and everyone of you believing God for a child because i had a tip of the iceberg of what people in that state are going through and it wasnt easy. 


The constant negative test was near depressing. i will stand in the gap for all the people TTc and i will hold you all up in my prayers. your set time is now. dry your tears and start the thanksgiving. i love you guys and stay strong. the testimony days are here. i give jesus all the glory for without him and my wonderful and godsent man who would wake up midnight to pray and break communion with ME




CONGRATULATIONS..May your Joy be permanent!!!




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COMMENT SECTION

Good day all...I pray we all have a great week...please I have a problem...I finished my menstrual cycle on 20th of September only for it to start again on the 5th of October and stop on 10th..and started again this morning and it's very heavy, with thick blood coming out ..

Am so scared..Am 31 yrs, could it be my age? Pls doctors in the house what do i do, am so confused and scared...I have not been pregnant before and never had abortions




Have you checked for Fibroids?Please do!!!

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GRATEFUL HEART


Good day Stella, 

I want to thank you for giving every bv a platform to express themselves. It's rare and you post everything, I mean well-done. I just want to encourage someone to continually trust God. Irrespective of what you're going through, TRUST GOD!


 I posted that I needed accomodation in Abuja specifically Gwarinpa last week and my budget was low I mean small to what's obtainable . As usual some judgemental humans said all sorts shooter gyal I remember your words vividly. Well, it spurred me to revert back to my creator. I am a strong believer even when I am unfaithful sometimes especially in disobedience.


 Stella, I spoke to God, I mean I sent his words back to him. I said "shall a child ask for bread and his father give him stone..." also Luke 1:37 "For with God, all THINGS are possible "this verses can back and Stella if you see the place I got for a low budget. I can only say "God is good "


Dear fellow believers, study the word. Don't go about looking for Pastor, be the priest over your life and know God. He is too good ! I want to encourage someone to know God if you haven't you're just wasting your time. I mean have a relationship and be focused because the devil will use some people to divert your attention he knows your stand and sincerely, I have known God all my life I couldn't renege but went back to him with his word.


 I am grateful God for giving me Jesus Christ through which I call you father. Dear God, I know you see it all and know that I am writing this, for your immeasurable love, mercy, patience, protection, provision and lots more I say THANK YOU JESUS! 


Yours daughter,
Kemikane aka LIGHT!






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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

In urgent need of accommodation, mini flat with water around, iyana oworo, new garrage, baale, ifako, gbagada and environs, bariga but in good location. I will like to deal with honest person.

WhatsApp 08077226661







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1. LAND FOR SALE - LUGBE ABUJA.

A land measuring 800.SQM at Lugbe across Dunamis Church Hq is available for sale.

Building structure: 3bedroom semi-detached duplex and penthouse.
Title document: FCDA
Price: ₦5.5M


2.KUBWA LAND FOR SALE.

1,000sqm plot of land by Military Pension Board, near Dantata.
Price: 7M.


3. HOUSE FOR SALE- MAITAMA by OAU QUARTERS.
4bedroom semi detached duplex on a corner piece for sale.
Rooms ensuite, parking lot, security guaranteed.

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Hmmmm dont you have Buhari price?

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