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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post..






Drank a bottle of small stout after seeing my ex with a babe and i got drunk and threw up like crazy....when my eyes clear,I was like what the heck was i thinking?
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165 comments:

  1. Epique10 October 2019 at 18:00

    I climbed trees🤣🤣

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:24

      I believe we all did😀😀😀😀

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:48

      And spread legs?

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    3. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 19:10

      Joined a cousin on his power bike from Uyo to Calabar a day before the parade during the carnival.
      What was I thinking???

      Participated in said parade wearing a carnival costume.
      What on earth was wrong with me?!

      Now, I am most grateful for the elaborate headdress and mask that provided some anonymity.

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    4. Epique10 October 2019 at 20:00

      Mine was crazy, often times it's the African almond known as "fruit" trees I climbed the most. I will settled down for hours on the tree eating " fruit". 🤣🤣🤣

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    5. man's not nice10 October 2019 at 20:22

      @Epique thanks..i just learnt what that fruit is actually called.
      Been calling it "Fruit" since I was a kid.

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    6. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:29

      LMAOOO!! Kami, that was badass.. Trini style. 🙌🏼

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    7. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 21:22

      I was keeping malice with my bestie and said bad stuffs about her to someone I had no business telling such. I was very angry when I did it (even though I didn't lie. I just shouldn't have cos they were secrets entrusted into my ears alone).

      The person carried the matter and went spreading and even treated her bad. When we made peace she was telling me how the person treated her and my heart broke in pieces because I caused it. Didn't tell her, but it changed me. I don't do gossips no matter what. The only person I discuss people with is my man and Dad and it depends.

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    8. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜11 October 2019 at 06:25

      @21:22 you're a good person.

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    9. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 07:57

      I had a similar matter. But the friendship broke. I believe it was for my good because the person was toxic and evil.

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  2. Miss Ess10 October 2019 at 18:01

    Finished my dad's bottle if Campari and slept for over 8hrs. Woke up and was very sick.

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:30

      Look at what you made me remembered!
      Campari was in vogue because it has just entered the Nigerian market, I was gifted one bottle along with other goodies in a well packed basket on my birthday by a rich church member. The man loved me so much (good girl thing)
      Got to my one room, called my neighbours, Tunde, Andrew and Anayo, we enjoyed the campari but, I did something very stupid. I mixed campari with Bailey drink and the thing turned into something like a crushed egg whites 😂😂😂😂

      What was I thinking 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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    2. Sophie Zhadia10 October 2019 at 21:51

      I was about 7 years old when I went to buy Blue Boat milk on credit from a nearby trader. All because of olojukokoro and long throat. Had no money and thought I would be able to pay her back from the 10Naira pocket money we were being given to school. Couldn't pay her for over two weeks. She got fed up and told my mum...I received the beating of my life that night.

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  3. Blackberry10 October 2019 at 18:02

    Rolling n smoking ordinary paper .

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:49

      It's been long you started this your strong head

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:38

      Smoked blunt. Good times

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    3. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita10 October 2019 at 19:56

      I swear. The day grand pa caught me ehn? He didn't even know what to say.

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:31

      Your own na paper, my own na pawpaw leaves.😂😂😂😂😂

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    5. Sophie Zhadia10 October 2019 at 21:52

      Paper and match stick...

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    6. Yellow sisi11 October 2019 at 02:47

      Thought it was just me that smoked paper .use to wrap chalk in paper,put in my mouth themn clap my hand..... puff out the dust from my mouth.

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    7. Sparkles11 October 2019 at 09:58

      BB hey,😂😂I'm on this table😂😂😂
      I scaled the fence to attend Awilo concert and scaled back in the morning and I was supposed to attend church convention the following morning with my mom. My mom snubbed me unforgettably for 3days, I had to go on my knees to beg😂😂😂
      What the f--- was I thinking?

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  4. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:04

    Was playing west life songs, singing and crying along during heartbreak. I also drank small stout to forget my sorrow. Remembered last week and burst out laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:21

      Guinness black stout aka, small stout have suffered in the hands of women that went through heartbreak in the nineties and early to mid 2000😀😀😀

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:25

      Lol, smh. Hated those cheesy songs.

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    3. Litt Up10 October 2019 at 21:25

      West Life was a mood then.

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    4. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 02:37

      I and my sisters were into westlife too. 🎶Boo doo bop bop babe, please don't let me go.....

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  5. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 18:06

    Two of my friends annoyed me.
    I went to church later that evening. Waited for them to come out and flogged them mercilessly.. Kai..what was I thinking 😎🤓

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:35

      Oh gosh! What were they doing as you were flogging them? :(


      OA

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:50

      @Slutty
      I'm pretty sure you also wore masquerades to flog your enemies.

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    3. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick10 October 2019 at 18:51

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      What did they do to you na?

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    4. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 18:59

      I went prepared @OA 😂😂😂
      One escaped with the help of one guy after receiving some strokes.
      The other one I didn’t spare at all.
      After everything, I went home and jumped the fence to sneak in, didn’t know my neighbor had gone home to report me to my parents.

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    5. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:12

      Anon 18: huh 😂😂
      @pinklady, we had issues and they threatened me.

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    6. ayaoba11 October 2019 at 08:50

      Slutty, you were very mischievous 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉

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  6. What Else Bitch10 October 2019 at 18:07

    Back then in school..There was this guy I had a crush on my fellowship..Imagine o in 200level..I walked to him and told him and started giving some crappy toasting lines..The guy was like ''Thank you''...I was like what were you thinking girl??

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:37

      Lol, my first toasting clicked so now i feel like i got bars. 😁😁

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  7. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:09

    A late night journey to Mbaise, I almost got lost and stranded. Whenever I remember, I just shake my head and give thanks to God for wetin my eyes nor see that night.

    That was when Econet network was always weak.

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  8. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:10

    This kinda BEP makes for great threads. 😂😂😂😂

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:23

      You know right.... I'm not busy right now at all.

      Here to make it a lit BEP 😂😂😂😂

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  9. Aproko Queen10 October 2019 at 18:10

    I dey come🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:23

      Come back here, where are you running to?

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    2. Madam B10 October 2019 at 19:27

      Abeg come back

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    3. Sophie Zhadia10 October 2019 at 21:59

      The maid locked me and my sis up stairs..We wanted to play downstairs, so I thought of acting Superman. I tied a short rope to the railings of the first floor and started climbing down the rope. Imagine my surprise when I found out that the rope ended half way. Couldn't climb back up, so had to jump down. My legs froze for about 10 mins before I felt it again. My sister changed her mind and refused climbing down with me...My parents were amazed..I was only six years old...What was I thinking? If any of my kids act the way I did when I was little,...hmmmm

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  10. Mom Ella10 October 2019 at 18:11

    Put 'kuluso' on my breast for it to come out fast and belong to the biggest girls in sec.school as a late bloomer that I am. Thank God it never had an adverse effect.

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:19

      Hahaha 😂😂😂 sports didn't allow mine grow on time and I didn't even care.

      Late bloomer association 😊😊😊

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    2. MODELLA10 October 2019 at 18:36

      What is kuloso?

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    3. Lucent 10 October 2019 at 18:38

      Still didn't bloom. I almost tried that kuluso thing. I'm glad I didn't.
      I love my biggie smalls!

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    4. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 19:13

      Another late bloomer here🙌

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  11. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS10 October 2019 at 18:11

    Had a crush on my neighbor who happened to be the prettiest girl in my neighborhood then, but l never told her. My guy visited, saw her and said he liked her. Okay na
    I later matchmade her with my friend and he became her boyfriend while me who likes in fact loves this babe die was left to lick my wounds. Things you do for friends. Like what the hell was l thinking??

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:18

      Good, you didn't try to stop your friend from having a relationship with your crush..😊😊😊

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    2. Gifty10 October 2019 at 19:51

      Omg, sorry! Lol! I hope you are bold enough to approach a woman now?

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  12. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:19

    Terminating my 4 months pregnancy... chai,my child would've written WAEC.Just first time of s#x and I got preggy.Sobs

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:33

      No need remembering old sins

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    2. MODELLA10 October 2019 at 18:35

      Chai!!!

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    3. ****10 October 2019 at 20:40

      I am yet to see a lady who committed abortion and does not regret it with tears.
      It beats me why more ladies are still towing that line.

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    4. Jet li11 October 2019 at 09:06

      Please be comforted

      Ask GOD to heal your heart

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  13. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:19

    Worrying about EVERYTHING. If I wasn't worrying about what, it would be the how or when of a thing. Not as if the worrying ever solved anything, oh. Now, I'm even wondering whether everytime I fell ill was a "real illness" versus stress-related or worry-induced.


    OA

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    1. MODELLA10 October 2019 at 18:34

      What is the correlation???

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:50

      It's something I did that I now look back and wonder why.


      OA

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:54

      Modella she’ll come back to fight you😂😂😂

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:51

      Anon 18:54 Don't test yourself. All she did was ask a question. She didn't try to become part of a pathetic mob. But here you are instigating in anonymous mode. Stirring... a cauldron perhaps?


      OA

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    5. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:17

      Stop worrying @OA, it’s exhausting.
      I used to be like that and it affected me terribly. But these days, i just don’t care 😂😂 Watin concern me?

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    6. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 03:06

      Slutty Chic, I know! I wish I could say I absolutely don't worry anymore but it's a journey. However, I look back now at some stuff I used to worry about and it was just stupid. Eg, I used to cry, lose sleep and not eat cos I was worried someone didn't like me or was ganging up or whatever. Yep, that stupid. If it was a boy that I liked that didn't like me back, that might have made "sense". But these were people whose character and calibre would have made their liking me cause me problems! It's like wanting to be given a character reference by a thief. Seriously why?

      Now, when a younger person comes to me crying their eyes out that one creature doesn't like them, my answer is "Why exactly are you treating this like it's a problem? Take this tissue and clean your face, let me tell you a story." Lol!


      OA

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  14. Nutella10 October 2019 at 18:20

    I skipped a term, while in university, to travel with my friends.

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:32

      Wow! Tell me you had extra one year afterwards....

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    2. MODELLA10 October 2019 at 18:33

      term ke

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    3. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita10 October 2019 at 19:58

      Skipped a semester yeah?

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    4. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:18

      Hope it was worth it?

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    5. Nutella10 October 2019 at 20:36

      I took 2 extra classes for the next two terms and was able to graduate at the right time.

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    6. Litt Up10 October 2019 at 21:27

      This was the kind of life I wanted to live in school o. Nutella, I'm sure it was worth it.

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    7. Nutella10 October 2019 at 23:56

      @Sparkle, it absolutely was so I don't regret it. We went to Mexico, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic and then California.

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    8. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 09:33

      In essence you didn't ask yourself what you were thinking since you enjoyed everything.

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    9. Nutella11 October 2019 at 23:53

      @9:33, skipping a term was clearly irresponsible. I would have thought that point was needless to state. Because it was fun at the time and unregrettable for that sole reason doesn't mean I'll do same now.

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  15. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick10 October 2019 at 18:24

    I tattooed my name on my waist at 19!
    I regret it every day of my life but hubby loves it.😊
    I did so many stupid things when I was younger and when i think about them,i laugh at myself!
    I thank God for his GRACE!🙏🙏🙏

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:34

      Lol. It could have been worse. Some people tattoo name of boyfriend they end up not marrying


      OA

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    2. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 18:37

      😂😂😂😂 I miss those days you know.
      It was fun. Sometimes when my mum reminds me of stuff I did way back, I just laugh and she’d be like, you have really grown 😉

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    3. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick10 October 2019 at 18:58

      @18:34,chai!
      That's my only consolation o.
      @slutty darling,how are you doing?
      Awww,thank God for growth and progress o.

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    4. CFV 07067741104 Lagos, Greek Yoghurt, Parfait...11 October 2019 at 10:40

      your comment @pinklady made memories flood in. i sincerely pray none of my kids make same mistakes i did... God grace found me is all i can say. i Thank God.i pray i receive grace to be their mum and also their friend, my kids will make healthy wise decisions because growing up most of my mistakes were absolutely foolish, some i still regret till date.

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  16. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 18:28

    One other time, I caught my bf with a girl he claimed was his cousin.
    I was mad. At first, I locked them in. After serious begging, I opened the door and threw her things out and went home crying 😂😂
    Next day, I went back and still met the “cousin”
    I took a bucket of water and poured on the bed, rug telling myself “I go see where una go fuck/sleep” 😂😂😂😂

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:35

      And where's the boyfriend now...😊😊😊😊

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    2. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 19:00

      He lives in the US now. He came looking for me sometime ago, I was in law school so we didn’t get to see.

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    3. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 19:16

      😂😂😂

      I wish cousin were a BV because there is no way this incidence isn't her 'what was I thinking' moment.

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    4. Gifty10 October 2019 at 19:56

      I saw a chat with my then ex and one girl, took her number and called her pretending to be him, its funny cuz I have a very tiny lovely voice, like what was I thinking? I and the girl became friends sha. Chai! Young love, can't try that rubbish now, not even for my hubby.

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    5. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:10

      @kamikaze, she better not be a BV 😂🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️
      I had so much fun growing up. Looking back, I just laugh 😆

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  17. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:30

    Slept with someone 3days after meeting him. Can’t just explain the way we felt so connected! Me that can have a 2-year relationship without any sex. 🤦🏻‍♀️
    It’s one incident I still chastise myself for.

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  18. ***10 October 2019 at 18:35

    Some group of friends were fighting and I was watching over their bags.It was after school hour waiting for my mom to come pick us. That's how a teacher saw us and said on Monday we would be punished.

    One suggested we all write our names and buried on the road the teacher will walk through on Monday that she will never remember.We did and went home. On Monday, that was the first thing to be mentioned. The teacher never forgot. The beating and punishment was second to none. Since then,i don't stand and watch fight🏃

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 18:55

      😂😂😂😂

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:33

      Whenever I get into fights, i got my ass whooped but that didn’t stop me from swinging first. 😪😪

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    3. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 punishment for something you didn’t do.

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  19. Lucent 10 October 2019 at 18:42

    Fought someone because of a man. She came at me first. I laugh at myself for being so stupid. He sha later married his next door neighbor.
    I prefer her to the one I fought with.
    No loss.

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    1. Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻10 October 2019 at 18:49

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    2. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 19:24

      I am sure the girl you fought with says the same thing about who the man ended up with.

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:34

      Lmao but of course! 🤣🤣
      I’m sure you got beat down. 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

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  20. Goke10 October 2019 at 18:53

    Not having girlfriend before I became born again

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  21. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:18

    A friend bullied me severally in primary school thinking
    I like the boy she likes,I couldn't fight then,when o think about it now I just laugh

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    1. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:23

      No one dared bully me 🤷🏿‍♀️
      I always minded my business.
      When trouble comes knocking, I welcome you in 😂😂😂

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    2. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'10 October 2019 at 20:44

      Primary school ke? Okotorigba wey we never even dream to get sense finish for puberty, not like us that had ours late ,breast started showing in my senior class and saw my period in sss 2, so which kind fight una dey fight for primary school abeg, please come back and explain to me , except you were born 2000 and something because una too open eyes.

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  22. Kosi 10 October 2019 at 19:21

    I made out(kissing and smooching oo) with a boy I was crushing on when I was 14 or so... While we were on it, I heard my mom's voice saying "now that you've started menstruating, if any man touch you, na belle straight" lol... The way I prayed that period eh, promising God never to sin again if he can help me not to become pregnant.😁

    What was I thinking?

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 22:10

      You were thinking with ya punani😂😂😂😂😂

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 22:11

      That was my mum's line too lol

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  23. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:22

    I was very quiet and cool kid, and sis was a fighter, she fought with everyone and always won, she was a tiger and i feared, loved and feared her so much. One day she called me that I'm too dull oh, that i need to fight oh as she has won everybody around and no one to fight again with

    That how this woman send me to go and fight someone older than me, with enough lectures and skills to use. To be on her good book i agreed oh, she went and fix date with the girl, knowing who i was, babe begged me to not follow my sis advise and just go

    For where? Sis was daring her more and more, and me i was busy begging God not to let this fight happen, i was too calm for such... My sis threatened me oh, My fellow bvs that how fight started oh

    The beatings i got that day, my sis was so disappointed kia, that how can a tiger sister be this dull, i promise her to do better, she trained me for days and told the girl I'm now very ready. Hmm we fought oh, but the beatings i got was more terror than the last one

    My sis will help me and drop me on the girls body, and leave and before you know it, the girl don dey beat me scatter... Luckily she put her nails in my eye balls and the pains almost killed me, my parents got to know and they beatings she got ehhhhh

    Hmm i used one month begging my sis for my parent beatings and for disappointing her... How people change, my sis hate trouble and thank God we laugh over it always

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    1. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 20:16

      😂😂😂😂
      And you kept going back. You have to admire such persistence.

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:22

      😅😅 i felt i wrote, got the beating of my life same way o, now that we are older i am the fighter why my big sis the tigress is now the peace maker

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    3. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:26

      Lol @tiger sister.

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:28

      OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂everyone around me wandering why i,m laughing this hard.anon 19.22,yours took the crown

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    5. WOMAN10 October 2019 at 20:35

      This is so funny,am here imagining how u where at the mercy of your sister.

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    6. shining10 October 2019 at 20:45

      Hilarious, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    7. Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands.10 October 2019 at 22:01

      Hahahahah😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 your fourth paragraph though.. WTF...

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    8. goodvibesonly10 October 2019 at 22:31

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  24. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:23

    Treated my mother shabbily and now she is no longer around for me to compensate. I still regret it till this day.

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    1. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:26

      Awwwwwww, I am sure she has forgiven you. Forgive yourself too.

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  25. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:28

    There's these guy in my church..we were both crushing on each other..we both volunteered to always sweep church every Saturday just to see ourselves.

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'10 October 2019 at 20:47

      Hahahahahahahhahaha I like your style, this one good na

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  26. Abuja Babe.10 October 2019 at 19:35

    My then boyfriend told me he was going to Kaduna. I doubted his story. My mind was just telling me go to house,go to his house. I went to his house behold he was with another girl. I was banging on the door they refused to open the door. I eventually broke down the door entered the house,I held my boyfriend by his shirt he used his head to head butt me on my eye brow, my face cut open with a big cut. We all ended up in the hospital with his girlfriend visitor paying for the hospital bills, after that we all went home and I stole all the money she came with in the night and left them. I thank God I never married that guy he was a user and boxer. God had better plans for me in my life than that guy living on women. Till today I still have a scar for that incident. God no be man ooo!

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    1. WOMAN10 October 2019 at 20:40

      Chai what a boyfriend!!!!!u really dogded a bullet.that is how u would have been a punching bag.thank GOD you left him.

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    2. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'10 October 2019 at 20:48

      Wow I am speechless

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  27. Tbabe10 October 2019 at 19:35

    Went to visit my then youth coup boyfriend. Met him with his youth coup babe kissing! where as,i was just a post secondary school babe awaiting her waec result. Come and see cry na!
    While going home with tears,had to stop by a primary school classroom,sat on the floor and cried my heart out with a loud voice with no one to pamper me. When i got tired,stood up,dusted myself and went home looking all cool but with a painful heart.

    When ever i remember this day,i feel like beating myself.😂😂😂😂

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    1. BAE10 October 2019 at 20:07

      This is the funniest....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂. Must have hurt real bad, sorry

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:24

      Awwwww! Pathetic but hilarious. 😂 😂

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    3. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:34

      So painful, mostly when there’s no one around to console you.
      You should have given them something to remember you for 😂😂😂

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    4. Tbabe10 October 2019 at 21:58

      @Bae you can't imagine.
      Perxy please laugh all you want ok. I too laugh at myself when ever i flash back.
      Slutty,i never had the mind then o. But i wish i did.😂😂😂😂

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  28. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick10 October 2019 at 19:44

    Me and my friend beat up a girl because she was very disrespectful!
    We were young,wild and unapologetic!
    Up till today,I regret it because it wasn't necessary.

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:27

      You and your friends are bullies. I hated getting jumped at 😭😭

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  29. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 19:53

    I had sex with a doctor in the hospital late one night,she was on call.we used a standing stretcher..:crazy just thinking about it now

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'10 October 2019 at 20:55

      Them for catch you for there before you even release , you and the doctor no wise at all, nonsense practice.

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  30. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:03

    I slept with 3 sons of our landlord at d age of 12. their Dicks were so big

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    1. pinklady Aka Veteran Side Chick10 October 2019 at 20:17

      3 brothers
      At 12
      Big dicks
      Only you!
      *faints*💤💤💤💤💤

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    2. Kamikaze10 October 2019 at 20:17

      Liar!

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:25

      Uhmmmm..this one is wtf moment. 🤯🤯🤯

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    4. Baltika 910 October 2019 at 20:27

      You're the G.O.A.T

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    5. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:27

      this is child abuse

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    6. SluttyChic10 October 2019 at 20:29

      At 12, you were already chopping brothers SVD 🙌🏿🙌🏿
      What level are you now in the chopping business 🤨🤨

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    7. Lovetoloveu10 October 2019 at 20:50

      Is this a joke?

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    8. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'10 October 2019 at 20:53

      Please come back and narrate, did just type 12 or 42 years old? Imagine you this is not funny

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    9. Tbabe10 October 2019 at 22:00

      Why don't i believe this?

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    10. anonymous11 October 2019 at 00:31

      seriously I am not
      lying.my step mom was
      so wicked she never
      cared a bit about me n my dad was a party lover, he doesn't knw anything atall
      I spent most of my time in their place all day.. dey took turn by turn to do it

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    11. Jet li11 October 2019 at 09:15

      You were abused sexually
      I am so sorry

      Please forgive your ignorant parents

      Delete
  31. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:05

    I slept with 3 sons of our
    landlord at d age of 12.
    their Dicks were so big

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  32. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 20:16

    Let an oyibo girl that was pregnant for me to terminate the pregnancy. Still can not get over it.

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  33. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)10 October 2019 at 21:06

    hmmmmmm,,,notin wey i,no go read for herw

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  34. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 21:43

    I ran home from school instead of going to the hostel when I was in Jss 1 second term..Iganmode grammar school (Ogunseye Hostel). I was tired of hostel life, immediately my mum saw me she was like Ha! You can come home yourself, that's very good, you are now a day student from today henceforth.

    That's how I became a day student o..I can't kill myself

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  35. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 21:48

    I bed wet till I was in JSS 2/3*sadface*...my self and my little sister went for holiday at a family's place. That's how I wet the bed oo. My sister told them she was the one that bed wet. I guess I stopped bed wetting that day.. Any time I remember I wonder what my sister was thinking. I'm grateful she covered up for me...*coversface#

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    1. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜11 October 2019 at 06:36

      Eyaah. She's a good sister. From such a young age she had your back.

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  36. Tango10 October 2019 at 22:06

    As the only girl in the family, pampered, loved and a little spoilt, I went to make my hair on Christmas eve, and came back late.
    For the first time, my mum flogged me, I just went to my room, used nylon bag,as I couldn't think straight, due to anger, packed few clothes, this was at 11pm, came downstairs, opened the gate, and ran away,I went to a friend's place, and my parents do not know that particular friend of mine.
    Oh my mother cried and cried until she fainted, and was rushed to the hospital,my friend's parents brought me back the next day and my dad took me straight to the hospital, I saw my mom and cried so much, I couldn't forgive myself for running away. "What the heck was I thinking hurting my sweetest mama".

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    1. ***10 October 2019 at 22:36

      Awwwwww...She must have been so devastated

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  37. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 22:21

    While in secondary schools starting from jss3 to ss3 I made sure I had sex every Friday with different girls in school. I was that bad. Then in my 200level I finished a bottle of shampoo cause the girl I so loved left me for another guy. And that's how I became a better person till date.

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  38. Anonymous10 October 2019 at 22:31

    19 years got preggy, my husband then my bf arranged for a dnc. That same night in the process of comforting me we had sex again. We are married n blessed wiv children . God is merciful

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    1. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜11 October 2019 at 06:38

      Ewww... Chei! I'm holding my vagina here ooh

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    2. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 21:57

      Nawa o,both of you were really lusting. I just imagined the pain you went tru,,ughh

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  39. Sugarcane10 October 2019 at 22:36

    Back then in my school days, I had several girlfriends. So this particular day three came to visit,two uninvited, I had to put them in three different friends room. Stupid me tried to satisfy all three at intervals, I almost passed out when I got to the third girl. I hard to form malaria.

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  40. Sugarcane10 October 2019 at 23:08

    I got one of my school girl friends pregnant, she went home for holidays and fell sick, fainted and rushed to the hospital, family doctor confirmed to the mom that she is pregnant. I got summoned by the parents and they insisted she aborts and I should be the one to take her to the hospital for D&C after signing an undertaking to be held responsible if any happens to her. When we got to the hospital my girl insisted I be present during the D&C in the theatre. That was 18years ago, if I was more matured then I would have kept the baby. I made too many stupid decision when I was younger.

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    1. Chikito The Blog Sager with some fire 😜11 October 2019 at 06:38

      Chai. Pele

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    2. What Else Bitch11 October 2019 at 11:26

      Aww we all made stupid decisions at time of our lives but That why Life gives us several chances..You ll be fine..

      Delete
  41. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 10:31

    my dad and i were ill when i was very young. We both went to the hospital with my mum. A the end my dad and i were injected. i cried so hard but my dad did not cry. i was puzzled and felt that probably it was his big pants that didnt make the injection to pain him and that was the reason why he didnt cry while i cried so hard. do you know that i went to his drawer and wore his pants the next day to the hospital to take my injection shots. the nurse called my mum and asked and i explained the reason for putting on my dad's underwear. Kai! how foolish was i then.

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    1. What Else Bitch11 October 2019 at 11:25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 abeg make una no kill me...

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    2. Pearl Peters11 October 2019 at 13:31

      Hahahaha! This is crazy hilarious! I practically laughed out loud.

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    3. Anonymous11 October 2019 at 22:04

      Hahaha,omg mek una tekam softly softly oo.i don laugh tire "tu"day o

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  42. princess pinky11 October 2019 at 13:17

    I was in jss2 then and my then boyfriend left me for my best friend, ha come see tears, i was crying and singing, you de scatter my dada ee ee baibe lol

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