If na good news you break to dem and you see dem crying Make no mistake, it is NOT tears of Joy!. If you are the type who enjoys spicy meals, keep a breathe mint handy or just buy a handful of sweets and toss in your pocket or purse.
Don't take offence when someone offers you gum or breathe mint. It is either they wish to share, or you need it and they dont want to make you feel bad! Either ways, just collect ,you hear?
There are times when the mouth feels dry either because of dehydration or because you have not opened your mouth in a while. You can buy a packet of choco-milo, buttermint or kopiko. Trust me it helps!
It is even worse when the cultprits are people who like to 'whisper' and gossip the most.
And the uncles who like to french kiss, abeg do proper sanitation first! Don't turn it into kwareh when your woman carry mouth run. Go and brush or floss or gaggle with mouth wash before coming to stretch mouth! Marriage and relationship is not an excuse to lah behind in your hygiene!
Also not everyone likes the after smell of the toothpaste! So after freshning up, pop something sweet or nice in your mouth.
To the ones who nor fit comot kolanut for mouth 24/7, maybe na you and dem 'irunmole' go dey french kiss because i no just understand! Don't be selfish with your hygiene!
Na Me
Amebo drinkin water but not minding ym business
Just have good friends..
ReplyDeleteOnce like that I woke up in the morning in my lodge after eating suya and not washing my mouth before sleeping. My very close male friend then was gisting with me when he got close the smell was bad he just said "ahhh D what did you eat last night your mouth dey oozz abeg go brush before I go complete wetin I dey talk go go go now. I went chikena. It's better than squeezing face ooo and gossip at my back say I get mouth odour when it was just morning bad breath.
We should all try and speak up lovingly in sensitive matters like this to the person instead of keeping quiet.
Ogiri aka Locust bean.
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DeleteTell them oh...But some dont know sha...I pity them...Halitosis is common cause for chronic mouth odour...I cant deal with mouth or body odour no matter how well dressed or handsome you are....
ReplyDeleteI thought ''Halitosis'' means bad breath?
DeleteThe reason i hate kissing... like dude let's get down to business. But they always like to kiss.after eating garlic or onion rings 😩
ReplyDeleteHahhahaha...
DeleteStella,this column is dry abeg. I just keeep clicking by faith hoping that one day, Amebo will live up to her name..Amebos are fluid individuals,this person is too stiff biko. Plus the banal typos today made for a very bumpy reading..
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DeleteI think say Na only me,very dry
DeleteOur driver’s mouth de smell anyhow. To even enter the car with the AC on na problem. Abi na the body odour sef?
ReplyDeleteBuy mouth wash, tooth paste and antiperspirant for him as present. Don't buy body spray o.
DeleteRemember when one guy was asking me out while talking on phone he was always specific about how he likes kissing very much and the lady breath must be refreshing, that he detests bad breath. Indirectly telling me bad breath was a deal breaker kept on going hard on it. So after a long time of talking over the phone we decided to hang out at his place got there hosted nd all time for kissing came naso guy man mouth dey ooze like gutter couldn't even pretend told him I was leaving he kept asking y i told him there nd then that his breath was bad he in turn said it's cos he brushed his teeth not long ago. Like really what a lame excuse promising me next time won't be like that again. That was the last time he saw me, after forming neat man finish
ReplyDeleteJust throw clorets in your mouth during d day if ur mouth feels dry n you've been mute for long.
ReplyDeleteMy roomie's mouth smells even when she sneeze's that one na blast,hv actually thought of a way to tell her but i hv since the day we were both eating nd she asked me if i had wash my mouth nd i told her that even if i hvnt my mouth smells better than her who hvnt na so she take vex leave food nd stopped talking to me,i apologised later though but i dnt knw hw to tell her she has mouth odour .
ReplyDeleteHaba that was rude now...You for just buy menthos for her...
DeleteSince her sneeze smells too, then it's not just bad breathe. Hers is very likely a disease.
DeleteMeaning you also have bad breath that is why u got so defensive and rude
DeleteMadam beevee,when i told her that her mouth smells i did it playfully as we say insulting words to each other without getting angry,dnt knw why she got angry that day
DeleteThere was a classmate I had in secondary school. Till today, I feel very bad when I remember that I never told her she had mouth odour, and this odour isn’t as a result of bad hygiene, she is a very clean/neat girl.
ReplyDeleteI hope she has become aware and has done something about it.
Also had a classmate with bad breathe in sec school but she knew about it cause she covered her mouth with a white handkerchief before talking to anyone. She's a dentist now.
Deletepls I have halitosis and I try with my oral hygiene but no way. my fellow bvs curse me all you want but please help your brother WHAT DO I DO? pls don't read and ignore.
ReplyDeleteAvoid onions or spicy foods..Also visit a dentist to give you ways on how to solve it...
DeleteDrink a lot of water. Four glasses everyday once you wake Up. Try it for more than 2months..Brush twice daily.
DeleteSee a dentist ASAP. There are so many things that cause bad breath apart from not washing the tongue properly and eating certain foods.
DeleteEven tooth problem, tonsil stones cause it.
It could even be from your gut, in which case you might need to detox.
Barring any health issues, use a mouthwash twice a day. I do and I don't even have bad morning breath.
DeleteIf you can, buy celery and blend it with a little water, sieve and drink it first thing in the morning. If you can also get moringa juice, do them together. The celery is a detox and will flush your system. This will help kill the bad breath up to 70 percent, do it at least 4 times a week, if not every day. Also brush your tongue and back of your tongue with just toothbrush before using toothpaste.
Deletemouth and body odour is a turn off for me, i cannot manage anyone that has any of them.
ReplyDeleteMy 5 year old daughter’s breath is bad even after brushing. What could be the cause, or did she inherit it from her dad? Pls what should I do?
ReplyDeleteAnoy ,21:25,check what she eats,give her fruits especially orange avoid some certain juices
ReplyDeleteAnoy ,21:25,check what she eats,give her fruits especially orange avoid some certain juices
ReplyDeleteI have made understand that the mouth has more bacterial than the world population. So on this table everyone is guilty
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